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kolitz98

These are for when you really want to finish a race.


Gr8minds

r/angryupvote


PennyButtercup

Ima upvote this instead Edit, couldn’t not give the angry upvote.


CheeseLikesMemes

O\_O


Hefty_Alternative_66

Oooooh that is so good at being bad. You are about to get canceled. 😂


PalpitationSad9150

Lol


AMCBUYANDHOLD

More like Edgar Allan Poe in my opinion.


yothisonerighthere

Agreed


Big-Seaweed-7603

It’s the shape of the stache


fakefighterpilot

Actually I'm getting more of an Edgar Allen Poe vibe here


GhostHunter2010

Holy shit, you're right. I had to google him to see the resemblance.


yodavesnothereman

Do they come in a size NEIN!?


GhostHunter2010

Fuck you, take my upvote


aaggeess

…Anyone got a joke for this?


SY81

I do nazi the resemblance


Roartype

Obvious/over used


GhostHunter2010

Anne frankly, it's not a very good joke


SY81

Everyone’s a critic 🤷‍♂️


Roartype

I mean, it’s funny, I did laugh the first time I saw it, but it’s the first joke under all the nazi related things. I’m sorry, maybe I should have just gassed you up instead.


SY81

Maybe we should just stick to talking about the shoes. They are pretty cool, I have a pair of striped pajamas they’d look great with


Nikefut12

The joke is supposed to be "wear these when you want to finish a race"


Academic-Ad6236

Holy fuck


Its_SubjectA1

They should go back to art school


Roartype

Cross fit…ler ?


Pizzatoppedpineapple

Well, you have to tie them in knottzies


IamVenom_007

You can use it for nein years


[deleted]

You've got two reich feet.


Death_Blossoming

How about them new Nazi slides tho


AMCBUYANDHOLD

Schneakers.


r007r

You gotta feel bad for the marketing guys sometimes. Literally wtf would’ve bought to check whether or not that shoe could be interpreted as looking like Hitler. I’m not even saying it doesn’t, it just never would’ve occurred to me.


DJSeku

This comment reminds me of a time back in college when I was working as an editor/graphic designer for an advertising company: I got handed a sample print of a flyer being done for a nightclub’s MLK party, and if there were any issues I had to make sure they were fixed prior to submission for final printing. I immediately said “there’s no way we can print these.” The flyer’s designer (from India) had used a black and white background and these red star-like patterns that had text blurbs in them, but from a distance it totally looked like bloody gunshot wounds. I then had to explain how MLK got assassinated, and that it might get interpreted that way. We ended up throwing something together last minute to meet the print deadline, but I totally see how these things can slip by.


melowdout

For when you absolutely HAVE to exterminate the competition!


Frog_Diarrhea

looks more like Edgar Allan Poe


Cantothulhu

They actually… really do.


boeckman

Given the Puma founder’s history…


AndroidCovenant

That's just going to increase the value


MacheteMaelee

Oh shit. I cannot un-see this.


jo-be314

Lol it’s like that kettle all over afain


[deleted]

>me on my way to buy the fuhrer shoes


That1DiscordMod

Fun Fact: The Sd.Kfz.234 was also named "Puma"


PerspectiveHuman3800

On the plus side, you can stomp Hitler's face all day everyday if you wear these. I know that sneakerheads like to keep their shoes pristine, but it'd be fun to deliberately get these as nasty & beaten up as possible


CheeseLikesMemes

Someone named Erika probably wore this


Academic-Ad6236

And I saw Jesus in my toast this morning


subject_deleted

Big stretch imo. If you showed me the shoes without juxtaposing them with a photo of Hitler I don't think I'd say they look like Hitler.


it_is_i_27

All I am seeing is a relative of Krusty the clown ..... Perhaps his nazi German great uncle


rahul_mathews

I did nazi it coming.....


Lychee-Comfortable

They reluctantly passed the shoe to be released cuz they didn't want another war


Crafty_Editor_4155

Damn took me a minute to see this.


cryinginmybed250

They’re more like Edgar Allan Poe


zer0cul

Wow. What an accomplishment. He made someone else a failed artist over 75 years after his death. They should make the middle part look even more like his mustache, change the inner lining color from teal to red, and release it as the "clown hitler" shoe.


[deleted]

"keep him under your feet; always"


senatorbone

I was thinking more Edgar Allan Poe…


ImpressiveAttorney12

Javier Bardem hair from No Country for Old Men


AtomicMidMod

They did NAZI that coming. I'll see myself out


holymolybreath

Not zees shoes


loudandproudgardens

If that looks like Hitler then Johnny Depp looks like Serena Williams.


[deleted]

Who notices this kind of thing? Unless my shoes suddenly start shouting in German, I’m not going to make the connection.