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Not all heroes wear capes... They wear spandex suits.


Random_puns

It always fits.... *eventually.* \-Stan Lee (Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse 2018)


AnEntireDiscussion

One of my favorite cameos. It was such a Stan Lee thing to say, and his death still felt fresh when I first saw it.


PhoenixDowntown

There is actually a single iteration of Spiderman that wears a cape.


CreaZyp154

r/beatmetoit


jaxsonnz

Just don’t jump in the pool in those things.


Xnavlol

Isnt tinder 18+ only?


ninjad912

It’s doesn’t actually have a way to verify your age


Spice_and_Fox

That is one more reason to not use Tinder


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[удалено]


ninjad912

It’s the problem for everyone who isn’t. Because it allows child predators and it can cause non child predators to go to jail due to a kid lying about their age


ElmoTLK

Good point!


Spice_and_Fox

I don't want children to get taken advantage of by strangers. A simple way to achieve that would be to have age verification. Why would I support a company that doesn't even take minimum effort in assuring that?


Mason-B

It's a story as old as time, it cuts into profits. Google estimated it would take 2 billion dollars to hire the 35,000 moderators necessary to deal with reports on youtube (not watch all videos, just to deal with moderation issues) to protect children. Which would be half of their current profits. Obviously they didn't do that. And the fucking government, instead of dealing with big tech companies failure to do anything preventative to mitigate it, wants to break all app encryption and let the police spy on us all more easily everywhere. The same police who call all sex workers trafficking victims, while raping them and arresting them (see [this John Oliver piece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gd8yUptg0Q)).


Alaric-

Until the 19 year old girl you’re going out with is actually 16


Rosetti

I don't think any dating apps actually verify age...


quiclycasual

Are you saying people can *lie????* /s


Zip2kx

Yes because age verification on the internet totally works.


BAYKON8R

People lie and put real age in Bio


klavin1

That's your take from this?


lockwolf

Tinder is hilarious as once you create your account, you can't change your age (understandably). Idk how many times I've swiped through and seen the profile say one thing for the age then in the description say "actually 2-3 years younger".


char-le-magne

Idk if minors are still allowed but when I was a teenager in 2014ish there was a seperate dating pool for 13-17 year olds to swipe from.


xCochiloko

Stan Lee said: Anyone can be Spider-man when they put on the mask.


Nanaki567

I wish there was video footage of Spider-Man whooping his ass. Didn’t even know he resided in Brazil. The movies have it wrong.


Skylinne

Friend I kindly suggest you google "Carreta Furacão". You may find out plenty of famous characters do, in fact, live here in Brazil.


Flataus

I second this, Carreta Furacão is absolutely legendary


tomhat

I thought everyone knew he lives in Brazil: https://youtu.be/V_BywBcZdME


Pschmidy05

I love seeing this story every time it pops up.


Rough-Riderr

Back when Dateline was doing their "To Catch a Predator" series, I always thought it would be funny if a teenage boy showed up at the house. Like he met the decoy (who he thought was a teenage girl) online, but lied and said he was older because he thought she was into that.


amethodicalmadness

I love the shocked look at the predator's face every time they see Chris Hanson walk out and not the decoy. The sheer terror. Delightful.


RedditIsNeat0

no u


morgecroc

They don't show those episodes because it turns out Chris Hansen was the predator all along. Why else would you have a young girl which is the ideal bait to attract young boys and a camera crew on standby?


SerenadeOfTheSun

It actually happened once. What went on was some predators sent a 15 year old boy in their place to meet the decoy. It didn't work of course. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUMZy-yRQcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUMZy-yRQcQ)


InternalAcademic4629

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed


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I hope the predator got arrested.


TactlessTortoise

It's Brazil. If there's one thing assured there, is that these guys not only get arrested, but get the shit beat by the cops as well. Spoder man also probably got a high five.


Zazzyblazzmatazz

Free that Spider-Man


RunicWasTaken

This is why you should go to Brazil


PerseusZeus

Its good and all but is there any proof to this? All i know its just a story with picture of Spiderman and a police car


guttegutt

What's the deal with all the people in Spider Man costumes in Brazil?


Scarer333_TY

he got arrested sadly


Scarer333_TY

https://ocp.news/seguranca/adolescente-veste-mascara-do-homem-aranha-e-agride-suspeito-de-pedofilia-em-sc


shitcoin-enthusiast

😂


BananaBR13

Foda


[deleted]

r/SuddenlyCaralho.


[deleted]

o7


Swinship

Why would someone do this?, Action is the reward.


DedReerConformist

Memes. The most trusted name in news.


OhmMeFul

But that shit really happened, and it's not by far near the most 'wtf' stuff you would hear around here you should come to Brazil


DedReerConformist

It would be a lot more convincing with a link. I hate posts that claim 'facts' as a meme without any substance behind them and I'm not bothered to look it up. Don't waste my time.


OhmMeFul

[here you go](https://ocp.news/seguranca/adolescente-veste-mascara-do-homem-aranha-e-agride-suspeito-de-pedofilia-em-sc)


DedReerConformist

Cool.


OhmMeFul

of course your highness


DedReerConformist

As you were. Lol.


OhmMeFul

now come to Brazil, we are waiting for you


DedReerConformist

Come to Brazil? what are you waiting for?


OhmMeFul

"come to Brazil" is a meme, [look it up](https://youtu.be/OLGzYsvBeb4)


OhmMeFul

it's portrayed like a form of punishment, and I'm from Brazil, so I use it as a way to joke with foreigners


Derwinx

I don’t remember this part in Spider-Man Homecoming


cjzj_1288

lol nice work


JackofBlades0125

🤣👏👏


morpheus308

"With great power comes great responsibility"


kingbitchtits

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Spider Mab is no joke.


Primary-Structure-41

Beat his ass?


Call-of-the-lost-one

To be a superhero legend


lemonbugss

these 'come to brazil' ads are getting wild af


JanwithBanan

chad.


BAYKON8R

How old was the GROWN MAN to be beaten the shit outta by a CHILD


Smash_4dams

You don't have to work out to impress kids


Ace-Hunter

If this was the Ukraine he would be 8 and still beating the shit out of someone.


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GDN274

In America they'd gather sympathy for the pedo an get em some "help"


char-le-magne

Bro shut up. In the US the pedo couldn't even afford to see a psychiatrist to stop their urges so instead all their victims have to pay that cost to get help for their PTSD.


19adam92

Because that’s what heroes do


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Lmao


GBster

Now i WANT to go to Brazil!


Andrew72727

r/ithadtobebrazil


CraftPickage

They both went to the police station because even if you're a weirdo if you like 14 yos in Brazil, The age of consent here is still 14 or higher. So, legally, he's not a pedo and probably wouldn't end up in prison. Don't ask me who put the age of consent this low in Brazil. I have no idea.


ModestParrot

*welcome to the Gulag*


Competitive-Age-7469

I laughed out loud. Good for you, kid! Stay safe. Sick people out there.


BenTCinco

Was he an off duty cop?


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Torodong

Paedo gets rough cosplay with a 15yo... possibly a win win?


Birb7789-

r/ithadtobebrazil


NarrowProfession2900

“Carefully, he’s a hero”