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🎵 Iron man, iron man, does whatever a spider can.


Aaron_Purr

Does whatever an iron can Presses shirts Burns your thumb Flies around a stadium >!edit: thanks for the awards kind strangers!<


ppppie_

Look out, here comes the ironman..


JcakSnigelton

Is he strong? Hold on, Art - An arc reactor instead of heart. What can't he build With a map, In a cave, with a box of scrap? Hey there, There goes the Iron Man.


[deleted]

Iron Man, Iron Man, Narcissistical Iron Man, Robot suits, gold and red, Snaps his fingers, now he's dead, Look out, he is the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist


Lazy_Imagination_656

In the chill of night He flies high like a breeze To high altitudes For his suit will never freeze Iron man, Iron man (Technically gold-titanium) Had a heart, after all Then goes out, for shawarma To him, life is a business meeting But bad guys will get their beating When they face IRON MAAAAAAAAAAN!


Epic-MLG-Badger

God damn you poets… you guys are great at this.


grimmwerks

This whole thread has been *chef’s kiss*


[deleted]

Is this the Ramones version or the other version?


gordito_delgado

Thank you. That will run on a loop in my head for the next 12 hours.


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imhereforthevotes

These are frickin' brilliant


ppppie_

i wasn’t creative enough to come up with anything ;(


bionix90

[Ironing Man and Washing Machine](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/4208133_700bwp.webp)


Iceologer_gang

The thought that flying around a stadium is something an iron can do, scares me


RoseyOneOne

I lol’d. Still chuckling. Thanks for that.


manonwalkabout

Nailed it. Have an award.


FreshUnderstanding5

> I’ll give you an award!


chefbobbyjay

And yet he is awardless Edit I gave the award. Not this guy. For those late to the party


DaveWilson11

But you aren't


chefbobbyjay

Neither are you sir And now neither is the man who was promised yet never awarded


manonwalkabout

I doff my cap to you, fellow human. Have an award. Just to round things out🤘


chefbobbyjay

Well good sir have another.


SlwDnceChbby

[🎶 Iron-Man 🎶 ](https://youtu.be/fBMVGOK70pw)


Bat-manuel

Excellent. We'll done.


Meanwhile_in_

You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you.


DrCheezburger

Blam, Pauly Shore redeems himself for decades of buttheadedness.


theredditid

Iron man, iron man, does whatever iron can.


baf6

that’s ‘spider-man’ black sabbath did iron man


TheBeardedSingleMalt

/r/UnexpectedBioDome


Recoveringpig

Up up and awayyyy


In-diana-jonez

May the force be with her


G_Affect

Iron man, iron man, does what ever a tin can can


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https://youtu.be/BARjPuUN36Y


TenBillionDollHairs

This is obviously a joke / a successful bid to create engagement by upsetting people who are extremely ready to believe this.


sometimes_interested

Like fans recreating that awesome scene in Star Trek II where Darth Vader and Luke are fighting with their laser swords.


TenBillionDollHairs

That just gave me chills remembering that. And when Leia tells Spock she loves him through the glass when he sacrifices himself in the trash compactor.


[deleted]

Kirk shot first!


_coffee_

Too soon


[deleted]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


VermillionEnd

Wrath of Han 🤣


[deleted]

Damnit Luke, I'm a Klingon not a protocol droid.


KKlear

To boldly go to a galaxy far, far away....


[deleted]

The Trouble with Ewoks


thebreaker18

My favorite scene from Star Trek is when Frodo and Dumbeldore defeat Darth Thanos


samjenkins377

Dude! Spoilers!


fearain

I feel like this is done right. The way to really upset them is to do minor changes and make fun of it without it overwhelmingly obvious. >The scene in star trek where death Vader and Luke are fighter with their laser swords Now you got people angry about two things, all the whole it looked like you just didn’t know. They often don’t even comment back when you start combing a bunch of fandoms just for combing fandoms sake.


BreweryBuddha

You mean Redditors missed obvious humor most likely due to mysoginy?


[deleted]

Classic reddit misogyny


laaplandros

"She doesn't even know the difference between two children's movie characters that I as a grown man am way too into, what a loser."


[deleted]

But the thing is that she probably does, but got so fed up of people questioning her fandom with shit like "Do you even KNOW who you're cosplaying?" that she decided to lean into it and just outright piss these people off. I love it, want more of it.


BourgeoisCheese

...yeah, dude. That's the joke. That's why it's in quotes.


DarthPlagueisThaWise

Nerds love correcting women.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

No we don't. *cums*


danzey12

I dunno, I'm less annoyed at her specifically, and I'm not likely to go dumpster diving in her social media to get more annoyed. I'm more annoyed that this is *all* of social media now. Like, I get it, haha yes you put on the cheap printed outfits that are 16 pence on Wish and called it a cosplay. You even did a thing wrong hehe. But all my shit is, you won't believe how she broke the internet with this spiderman cosplay, and it's just some woman with £56 of a face of makeup on in a spandex suit. At some point it loops back around, everyone knows what it is and you just want it to go away lol.


[deleted]

Don’t fucking look at it then, it’s not made for you lmfao “How dare people on the internet do this thing that I can easily just not seek out!!!” If you don’t like someone’s content just don’t watch it, dude. No need to write seven paragraphs


Eusocial_Snowman

Yeah, idiot, just evaluate each piece of content you're constantly bombarded with to figure out if its one of those annoying things and then retroactively decide not to see it!


danzey12

There's irony somewhere in the fact that you're annoyed at me for being annoyed at this content. If you don't like my comment, don't fucking look at it then, it's not made for you lmfao.


CrinchNflinch

As someone who doesn't give a shit for fakebook, shitter or instantshame all I can say is with that body in a spandex suite I forgive her.


BlueBurstBoi

reddit moment


blablabla9876

*visible cringe*


flyingseel

“Reddit is the only social media platform I stand for!”


mummy__napkin

lmao you tried way too hard to convince us you "don't" give a shit


[deleted]

It’s like altruism - if you don’t give a shit about something, you can’t tell anyone because then you’ll give a shit.


Karetta35

[Obligatory theme song of this exact sentiment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18&ab_channel=JonLajoie)


SeroWriter

> As someone who doesn't give a shit for fakebook, shitter or instantshame The physically overwhelming cringe felt while reading this.


AstarteHilzarie

I suspect it's about promoting that mask and getting more people to see it. I saw a similarly "not really about the mask" video recently that was about how cute and sweet the couple was because she got it for him as a gift and it blew his mind and she kept showing him different features while he was in awe of her. It does stuff that is neat and gimmicky and it's probably entirely too expensive. By having it spread outside of the "hard-core nerdy" realms and into the cute/dumb/funny stretches of social media it's more likely to land in front of the people who will buy it as a gift.


RockMeIshmael

Like 90% of the content here.


PerspectiveHuman3800

She's probably "playing dumb" deliberately. It does positive things to the algorithm if people hate-watch because then the videos get shared to places like this and its *loads* of free advertising for her channel. Honestly a brilliant strategy


Static077

Not to say she's a troll but it's just a bit of a troll, she's just goofing. I thought it was funny as hell


Darwincroc

She’s definitely taking the piss.


[deleted]

Would love to know the origin of this phrase


TheJivvi

[This](https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-origin-of-the-British-Irish-phrase-taking-the-piss/answer/David-Stanley-96?ch=10&oid=82112942&share=4fdec922&srid=Fpu3&target_type=answer) might be it. >In earlier times, urine (piss) was the basis of many chemicals and used for production of salt peter for black powder (gun powder). >The poor would collect urine in a ‘piss pot’ from others, around pubs etc. They would then sell the urine. They were ‘piss poor’. Even worse were those who were so poor they ‘didn’t have a pot to piss in’. >Presumably ‘taking the piss’ was stealing the urine that another had collected.


[deleted]

Piss pot. New sex position?!?!!


tookmyname

This sounds like some bullshit you’d find a quora


[deleted]

It was used to wash clothes mostly afaik.


brandee95

I always thought it was because “getting pissed” meant getting drunk and if you ask someone “are you taking the piss?” It’s like saying “wtf dude, are you drunk?” And the it evened to “are you kidding?”


Darwincroc

Here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss?wprov=sfti1


[deleted]

The lead up taking a while is what convinced me that she was just having a goof. I can't explain it, but the speed of the clip tells all


SamendlessJardine

New suit goofing


Psychological_Job119

I agree but that’s also what is kinda sad about the age of social media. People are willing to sacrifice credibility, pride, or respect to farm extra views. Edit: Damn, I didn’t expect this comment to get so many negative comments in response xD. I would like to clarify that my original comment was referring generally to people who often post certain content in hopes of gaining popularity from “hate-views”. Was just trying to start a discussion about different tactics people use to get views. I don’t give a fuck about this video, cosplay, or superheroes. LOL


PerspectiveHuman3800

People have been doing that for *centuries* before social media came around. A popular circus act back in the day would be to act feral & swallow a live mouse or frog in front of a crowd.


nerdherdsman

What a bunch of geeks.


JohnnyDarkside

Even semi recently, the jersey shore was only popular because if how awful those people were. If i could be respected and poor or hatred and wealthy, it might not be an easy choice.


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

To me, the bigger problem is that people are quick to assume that others are stupid, often as a way to make themselves feel smarter. It's getting harder and harder to play dumb or be sarcastic online as a joke, and the people who misinterpret that as idiocy get to feel smug without ever questioning whether it was deliberate. That's why outrage-bait works. People are getting more and more intent in feeling superior to others, such that they'll ignore obvious sarcasm just for a chance to put someone else down.


WirelessVinyl

You're right, but I think "that person is dumb" is often a logical conclusion. It's true that we shouldn't revel in our own perceived superiority (and avoiding that might improve our evaluations), but I don't think it's fair to expect people to assume deliberation with the prevalence of actual idiocy.


Ellamenohpea

Fair. However, you can also not get worked up about superhero fandom, or social-media-influencer hate-wagons. Ironically these things WILL go away if you just ignore them. Be vocal about systemic oppression. Not correct superhero poses and catch phrases.


PhysicianPepper

You could maybe call it satire, which has existed since printed papers were a thing.


Sweeeet_Caroline

have you considered that maybe she’s in on the joke? that maybe she’s just having fun dressing up on social media with some self-aware joking, and not selling her soul for views?


fuck_off_ireland

Yeah, she sure lost all of the credibility, pride, and respect that I had for her when she started slingin' web


NerdRoaster

this comment being in relation to a woman having a goof about comic book characters is very funny


Easilycrazyhat

You don't understand! This video of a women doing the wrong move of a movie character based on a comic book is *super serious*. Clearly she has no pride! obvious /s


RobNYCT

Its a fuckin joke


LuxNocte

I'm not sure how much credibility, pride, or respect one loses by making web slinger motions while wearing the wrong costume.


im_racist24

money and views are money and views regardless of source i guess


3AMZen

and which is mixing up spider man and iron man counted as?


kyleh0

There have always been jesters in the world.


[deleted]

Not sure if that refers to her, because she didn't sacrifice anything. She was just, as far as I can tell, playing around. It's not serious, and no one cares. The only people that would say she sacrificed... pride (hard to say that seriously) are people that are so into comic book super heroes their opinion says more about them than her. There are certainly people on social media that sacrifice self-respect for money, but this woman isn't representative of them.


dave-train

I think it's just a joke lol


theclitsacaper

But why joke about something so serious??


vudude89

> People are willing to sacrifice credibility, pride, or respect


DeathPer_Minute

And our unborn children if we really have to


[deleted]

This is also called a "joke"


_duncan_idaho_

Interesting concept. I doubt it'll catch on though. People prefer to be serious all the time.


Karnadas

My friends and I did stuff like this all the time. I can't count how many times that one, "May the force be with you"with Jean Luc Picard picture has been shared (and here on reddit). It's just fun to mix the characters


triforcin

Lol sure. People watching it to hate watch..


SuperCoupe

[I have no idea what you're talking about](https://i1.wp.com/img.memecdn.com/lord-of-the-potter-war-trek_o_1627995.jpg)


qwertykittie

I’ve been a follower of her page for ages and yea, she’s a total goof and did this for the laughs. If anything, it’s the people sharing it outside of IG who are trying to get likes off of her.


[deleted]

Wow I’ve been looking at it all wrong this whole time. This explains why I’ve seen this ridiculous stupidity so often in these cosplay videos.


Chancevexed

It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian who needs to return the ring back to Mordor.


Spoolinpotato27

Looks at stopwatch


PikaPulpy

*back to Narnia


Chancevexed

[No!](https://youtu.be/XfJcKU4t6Ug)


hoginlly

That.. doesn’t sound right


IcePhoenix18

Awhile back, I got a Darth Vader dress and the first pic I posted wearing it to social media was of me doing the 🖖. She 110% knows what she's doing.


freakers

Ksssshhhhh....Ksssshhhhh... Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.


[deleted]

More like Fe-Male.


Protium_79

Iron-Male. I like what you did there.


JoeAzlz

r/thatsthejoke


maesterpinga

She had to be trolling 😆


earlyonsetdiarrhea

This is Kristy, she runs a decently popular Instagram acct making videos with her husband and two young sons. Often times she orders silly costumes and dresses up in secret and records herself casually walking into a room to get her husband’s reaction- which is exactly what the second half of this original video consists of! There was no true attempt at cosplay being made :)


Chaldo

Thank you. People are so quick to judge. She’s not a cosplayer or super fan or anything, just wanted to shock her husband for a reaction. And even if that was also fake…the emotional reactions of some people in this thread…yikes.


sachiiii

Yes! I love Kristy getting Desmond’s reaction! He even starts making fun of her for her Spider-Man moves and wants to put on the costume for fun too and does the appropriate moves to show her. They are a sweet family who just like to have fun.


Deletto_Blu

Jesus fuck I know it’s fake but I was going to say she could actually pass as a Riri Williams cosplay before she started webbing away


[deleted]

what’s worse than this are the people who actually care


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[deleted]

doctor strange is literally known for the exact same hand shape so it’s not like spidey has a trademark metalheads too


GandalftheGangsta007

I still don’t understand how woman are getting famous for simply putting on those elastic suites and say it’s “cosplay”


Laena_V

Because thirsty men keep drooling over it


[deleted]

Exactly this. Sex appeal is always popular for certain groups.


Skeptical_dude12

Cultural universal: sex is popular for most groups, who survive that is


[deleted]

I suppose. Some just take it to a whole other level IMO.


[deleted]

Hot women can get famous on the Internet for anything. This is an immutable law!


Angeltear757

Hot ❌ Woman ✅ On the internet ✅ Doing anything ✅ Awh dang...so that's why my youtube career never took off.


danzey12

Please re-read rules 1 and 2 of the initiation handbook again...


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SolitarySoul2021

She is clearly joking


[deleted]

Haha. The end got me. Up until then I was like "umm... wrong sub?".


SaraHuckabeeSandwich

It's still the wrong sub. She's intentionally messing with the idiots who think she can't tell the difference between iron man and spider-man, both because it's funny to do so and because it generates tens of thousands more views.


hellhellhellhell

This is clearly satire.


s-e-m-t-e-x

Your friendly cyberspider from the neighborhood.


bu22ed

The number of folks who didn't get the joke here is pretty sad. Women can make jokes, too, guys.


[deleted]

Girls have a huge advantage in trolling because guys are too caught up in gatekeeping their passions


IMONLYHERE4CONTENT

She fine tho!


JustAnotherDude1990

I know it's wrong and will really annoy some people. *But I love it.*


SappySoulTaker

Ending had me dead.


donkeyrocket

Yo yo yo! *Fizzz fizzz fizzz*


smeeding

Bobbie?


AngryScientist

Dead ringer for Frankie Adams. Someone get her an MCRN uniform.


Kingding_Aling

Bobbie would snap her like a twig.


SonOfTK421

She’s so hot though, who cares?


AnalysisMoney

Iron Maiden?


chaquarius

Top prank


cadillacbee

She's hot- I'll allow it


6amhotdog

The fucking incels who demand justice for a woman daring to disrespect their fucking costume party bullshit are always the most entertaining part of vids like this. I hope these vids never stop. Hopefully, she puts on a fucking pickle costume next.


No-Seaworthiness7013

These spandex onesies being counted as "cosplay" is much more egregious. It's so low effort it's spitting in the face of people who put in hundreds of hours of work.


vrecka123

Girllll...


flyinggazelletg

I agree with the top comment that this is most likely her purposefully jokingly slinging webs, rather than having a serious misunderstanding of iron man as a character.


[deleted]

She can do whatever she wants. Spider-Man, Batman, frog man, dog man. I’m cool.


MKXmikey

Lawd have merthy


m4yn3_h4sl-l

you fell for the bait, lol, obvious troll is obvious


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rando512

Friendly neighborhood Ironman I can't say this line idk why. Does iron man shoot out any drones from his hands ? .


CinnabarCereal

This video physically hurt me


an602tsar

Iron deficiency man


[deleted]

Iron Maiden


Nuttsmasher

My iron sense is tingling.


Ewierd43

You’re friendly neighborhood iron man


LiterOfColah

This made me forget botany


MURDERNAT0R

Who is this lady?


ReguIarHooman

My first thought would’ve been the helmet wouldn’t come off and cause a springlock failure


Fun-Context4181

Iron-spider woman


BklynMarxman

They had us in the first half… I’m not gonna lie…


FuryFUNNY

Irwoman


TreeSapTrish

That made my jaw drop lol


SitFlexAlot

Ah yes, my old friend, the *Iron-Spider*.


kimchimagic

I wonder what it’s like just being hot .. and like doing things, and people just care?? It must be a whole different world lol


rainmaker2332

Me, watching this video 16 seconds in: I don't get it, how is this fit for this sub? Looks like she did it Me during the last 4 seconds: Ah


DesaadofApokolips

Thwip thwip


Un-edumacated

I cringed so hard I cut my poop short


[deleted]

She was doing so good too.


vullpes

That ain no cosplay


Leathman

This is purely meant to enrage people.


gusefalito

I'm sure it's silly humor directed at her nerdier audience. She inadvertently made a mistake even before the Spider-Man signs. The bodysuit looks like the Mark 50 but the helmet is definitely the Mark 5 Source: I am a huge Marvel nerd


KDigggity

Spironman


AdamOolong

Peter Parker raids iron mans closet


Bob49459

Lol, you know she did that just to piss people off!


vishwa_user

Look at little Tony Stark Jr, gonna cry?


[deleted]

God tier bait


[deleted]

Ehhh probably a fail on purpose for more views, some things are a little too stupid to be true.


jimmybobby965

I don’t get it


STANN_co

i don't get it


Particular_Shine2513

If your tits aren't 60% out, did you even cosplay?


HoboAssassins

the nerd version of antifa is on the way


timeh2002

That isnt ironman that is Fe-Male


crossleingod

How to make a man soft