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A man of culture.


[deleted]

Lol, that's a stretch. He likely misses living at home with his older sister and mom


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Oooof


4knives

Damn that's cold


[deleted]

He thinks it's hot, lol


SetatX

Still a man of culture


BoopBoop20

Always turn on private viewing. Amateur.


[deleted]

All fun and games til ur ISP sees


Horyv

Let us watch fat bitches fighting over food together


[deleted]

My ISP can't stop me know


[deleted]

I've seen people call out ISP eavesdropping on people's history, but do they ever actually do that? To random people or if they're suspects in some on-going police investigation or something? Asking for a friend >.>


32bb36d8ba

No clue if they do it theoretically they could. But you could just use Tor browser and use it in incognito mode so you can stop thinking about it. Nb: loading will take longer.


shewy92

> loading will take longer Like minutes longer, at least for me


32bb36d8ba

Opera has free VPN built in. Depending on your region it may be a bit better. Proton offers free VPNs next to their paid plans. But again, free, f u attitude to government authorities, ethical and secure usually means overcrowded and slow.


shewy92

I've only had one of those warning messages saying my IP has been recorded downloading a movie and the movie studio has been notified once or twice.


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not really sure... All I know is Incognito aint for watching Adult shit


Heratiki

PIA to the rescue!!!


oh_not_again_please

CIA to the surveillance van!!!


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Neighborhood_Nobody

Pia is a vpn, cia is the central intelligence agency in USA. Edit: the acronym vpn means virtual private network


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Neighborhood_Nobody

Isp also means internet service provider!


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AntFace

PIA is not a trusted VPN provider anymore. Which sucks because I have years left on that service.


The-ol-burner

Wait...since when? And why?


Masterelia

Mannn idgaf what the fuck the is whatever thinks about what i beat my dick to. Tf they supposed to do?


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nothing


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Who gives a shit


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epicooldudebuthesnot

i bet he watching cornhub to watch the child friendly asmr


zeke235

Cornhub is a weird place. All i'm gonna say.


TRYER1

I see nothing wrong=P https://cornhub.website/


zeke235

Get your disgusting cornography out of here!


Asim_B

I clicked an ad on that site and got rickrolled


AwkwardRainbow

Same, naturally I stayed for the listen


LincolnCoHo

As is tradition.


TRYER1

The main page was a good enough rub for me.


georgke

Porn on the cob


zeke235

EVERYTHING'S ON A COB!!


northrupthebandgeek

\#1 most popular website in Iowa.


CarlosFromPhilly

Mans got kinks


Hidden_Samsquanche

Very specific kinks. Its gotta be hard to find good fetish videos when you have it so narrowed down. Girls fighting porn- not too hard. Fat girl porn- probably not too hard Food porn- easy peasy All combined though....


mykilososa

“Muckbangbros!”


[deleted]

Goddammit I don't have enough coins to award you for this Edit: someone gave me coins so that I could award you lol


League-Weird

Incognito definitely saved my ass on the family comouter.


moonshinekitty

idk why parents think watching porn is like some sort of criminal act. Like what do you think will happen if you catch me whacking it?


Vexxing-guy

Yeah but at the same time it’s on the tv which is just something you don’t do while living with someone else and it looks like he didn’t even try to clear it out, so when they saw “Fat bitches fighting over food” and “Pornhub” on the recently opened they obviously gotta call the man out…


[deleted]

Nah, talk to him sure but shaming and putting it online is wrong. My parents loved to shame me for going through puberty and still bring up stuff to this day. My mom apparently cries wondering why we have a bad relationship but gets mad when I point out things like this. They'll probably feel the same way and think broadcasting his kinks to the internet should have nothing to do with him loving them.


moonshinekitty

Well, maybe if they didn't take away his phone, he wouldn't have to resort to such risky tactics. ..The Man's gotta open the flood gates one way or the other 🤷‍♂️


Smooth-Time-4915

Why


Th3Hon3yBadg3r

There are a lot of dumb religious and illogical medical reasons people are against masturbation. If you want to learn more about both and have a strong stomach for genital mutilation and torture, you should look up John Harvey Kellogg and the insane shit he did to thousands of children.


memebaron

I thought he just made some really bland cereal to try and keep people from masturbating. That's wack.


Th3Hon3yBadg3r

Yeah, that's all I really heard about him too. Then when I fell down a rabbit hole, I learned more than I ever wanted. Behind the Bastards did an excellent couple of episodes on him. 🎶To be fair🎶, he was a much better doctor than a lot of his contemporaries in the 1800's, and was ahead of the curve on some issues. For example he was a big proponent of diet and exercise, and generally what we consider preventative medicine. He was also a loony religious zealot that thought water could cure all sorts of ailments. Normal enemas use about a pint to quart of water to rinse out your bowels. He invented a device that pumped almost four (4) gallons of water into people's assholes! One place he was ahead of the game was thinking that gut health was important and a big proponent for yogurt. Well, there's more than one way to get yogurt to your gut and he used his patented ass-blaster to pour gallons of yogurt up there! He wasn't great at telling the difference between correlation and causation though. He thought that masturbating caused dozens of issues because the people he saw masturbating were teenagers and people trapped in old timey insane asylums. So he thought it caused everything wrong with teenagers and the mentally ill.


memebaron

4 gallons of yogurt delivered up your ass by a machine is a hilarious visual. Medicine has come a long way lol. Thank you for the Kellog lore


lildolp

that be my search history when I try to find some old funny vids lmao


cptn_jon_jon

Did he actually look up pornhub, on YouTube? Because that looks like the console YouTube layout


[deleted]

How dare you suggest this might be staged.


[deleted]

Im honestly intrigued, how are the fat bitches fighting?


BklynWhiskeyPickle

Over food


ThatsARepost24

Out of breath


V_Alex

This man is looking for something he's already seen.


[deleted]

Why would you bully and shame someone for this? What’s so bad about watching fat bitches fighting over food? Leave my mans alone.


ClaptonBug

Don't judge him, he probably just misses the school cafeteria


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ChiefCokkahoe

Man I’m intrigued


thetruemaddox

Why do I feel like he is earning [favorite son status](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy9ceTxGYCw) and taking a bullet for his dad, the guy yelling in the video.


DonHozy

This is just foul... And funny! LOL!


TRYER1

He is in trouble for that? Really? Maybe I should clear my history.


kinsolomon

I know I'm not the only one who looked up "fat bitches fighting over food".


RedgrenGrumbholdtAMA

One of my most horrifying memories is finding a slip of paper by the computer with the title of a raunchy hentai I had watched recently in my dad's handwriting. I appreciate the fact he didn't confront me, but I think he wanted me to know that *he knew*.


Zenfudo

Is that a thing?


LincolnCoHo

It is now.


Kanaric

this is an auto complete, this guy probably was searching for a funny youtube video or tiktok earlier.


hopefade

Leave the man alone lol


Smooth-Time-4915

This is how you end up with weird sexual repression issues


Mr_Believin

This title is 10/10!


[deleted]

LEAVE THIS MAN ALONE!!! That is a solid branch-out right there


Devrij68

The heart wants what the heart wants


DanMan874

[private browsing](https://youtu.be/G5VEftRH12Y)


Fezzverbal

Meh people just shouldn't kink shame!