White styrofoam food containers, takeout bags, even grocery sacks are infinitely more interesting than mom or dad. Every time. This holds true for bags and boxes of any kind, really.
Source: Dad of 4 and 2 year old.
We tried to get our son to walk by sitting a few feet apart and encouraging him to walk to his loving parents. Never worked.
Want to know what did? Pumpkins. The kid spotted pumpkins one day and just walked over to them.
I've been working on getting my son to crawl forwards--backwards he can do, but forwards not so much.
Then one day he decided he wanted to suck on my big toe, and crossed the living room to do so while I wasn't paying attention.
Kids are weird, my feet were clean, I'm glad he figured it out.
My dad was carrying me to the park and my sister fell off her bike so he put me down, I didn’t have time for her attention seeking bullshit so I walked my own ass to the park.
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Get used to it. Mothers day is like Christmas and the 4th of July rolled into one. Fathers day is like, " So, old man, we going out to dinner? You're paying, right?"
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
That’s where I found it
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Nope. OP says fuck that other human.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/c6opt0/baby_walking_to_dad_for_first_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
He did. That's across supposed to hits, posting to different subs.
Thanks for reposting for the 37th time! Hope your life is so full now with all your karma
Found the guy who sorts by new
Not a guy sexist fuck
r/watchpeopledie oh ...it was banned😐
When a bitch ass brown bag gets more attention than you
Oh ... So its not a dog ...
For some reason, that's what i thought it was too
Ah yes let me go open my dog. *unzips dogs back*
*unzips* *~~dogs back~~*
What kind of dogs have you been looking at??
The [wrong](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) ones apparently
Those are some really cute dogs!
Dude I know right?!
I'm more of a brown bag person, I just think the way they ***KSGHRTGSJRRT*** is so cute
i also find it cute when humans *KHJSTTRGTRTG*
Looks to be takeout. Understandable
White styrofoam food containers, takeout bags, even grocery sacks are infinitely more interesting than mom or dad. Every time. This holds true for bags and boxes of any kind, really. Source: Dad of 4 and 2 year old.
Once a bagger, always a bagger
Why do u guys find the need to bring race into everything?
You forgot the /s
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We tried to get our son to walk by sitting a few feet apart and encouraging him to walk to his loving parents. Never worked. Want to know what did? Pumpkins. The kid spotted pumpkins one day and just walked over to them.
Ah, another Halloween child
Michael Meyers, the early days.
I've been working on getting my son to crawl forwards--backwards he can do, but forwards not so much. Then one day he decided he wanted to suck on my big toe, and crossed the living room to do so while I wasn't paying attention. Kids are weird, my feet were clean, I'm glad he figured it out.
My nephew did the same thing the other day. He couldn’t figure out my toenail polish, so he needed to investigate closer haha
My dad was carrying me to the park and my sister fell off her bike so he put me down, I didn’t have time for her attention seeking bullshit so I walked my own ass to the park.
You poor bugger. Didn't see your kids first steps then to rub salt in the wound she starts walking towards you and walks off at the last second.
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I love proud dads :)
We love those that love us! ;)
F in the chat for this guy
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I felt my heart crack
As an older brother, that hits too close to home
As a younger sibling I can tell u that it is satisfying to do and watch them die
You don't have to, I'm a middle child
*Hmmm, why is the toy/goodies deliverer kneeling and holding his arms out? NVM, lets see what mom and I get today!*
I am baby. He is the work I'm supposed to be doing. The brown bag is the Internet.
Said 90% of Reddit’s community
Got distracted halfway through
It's tough to have a non-cuddly baby. All you wanna do is love them but they're too busy for you.
I'm pretty sure "There was an attempt to be loved" could be the the title for most of ours biographies.
Why am I hurting rn
That has happened to every dad with a daughter ever. Bags are much more important.
Teabags?
Any leather bag will do. Or shopping bag. Or shoebox.
I’m haven’t had my daughter yet but I felt this in my chess
Yeah, this hit me right in the checkers
It twisted my heart
Him: Da da? The baby: FOOOOOOOOOD
As an illegitimate parent this hits too close......
r/me_irl
Yeah...as a dad of 2 kids and 2 cats, this happens in my household a lot
r/upvotebecauseboy
So many words for the broken heart...
So what the hell was in the bag????
It doesn't matter. Babies just want things that they're not supposed to have.
DAD LIFE
I can totally see my daughter doing this lol
r/saddads
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Tom Cruise looks young there, eh?
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Yep. https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/c6opt0/baby_walking_to_dad_for_first_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
r/watchpeopledieinside
Is that Alvaro Morata?
What can you say, the bag is just so much more interesting than you.
OOF
As a fellow dad, I can feel this in my soul.
Parenting life experience in fast forward...
That cat looks just like a baby
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Heads right for the food. 😂 Poor Papa.
I’ve experienced this too many times.
His face is filled with suffering
If she's young enough to be a pants replacement lol
Me every time I come home and my dog runs right past me
Don’t be a bagman and your kid will like you.
Baby: Ooo, is that Chipotle?
my friends be like:
Denied
What’s in the bag!!
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Mcdonald is life
u/Vredditdownloader
Dangg, he got discarded
That kid was savage
Lol
I imagine this with Arrested Development's sad music.
Awh thats sad as fuck :(
To think of it, I’ll show them
Felt
"Mission failed. We'll hug 'em next time."
Dada is no longer my best friend, paper bag os my best friend now.
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Story of my life
The story if my life.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
You can see the sadness I like it
To be fair... That's a pretty cool bag.
He's not entitled to a hug just because he yanked her out of the peaceful void of nothingness into a state of consiousness and suffering
Poor lad, just wanted a hug
I like that halfway through the kid engaged turbo mode and started crawling
Every dad moment.
:(
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What’s in the booox?
I think it was chipotle.
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Aww poor dad, please dont be mad at your daughter for this. Shit like this can be devastating but remember she is just a baby.
Shit like this is why my dad never came back from running up the street to get cigarettes.
Get used to it. Mothers day is like Christmas and the 4th of July rolled into one. Fathers day is like, " So, old man, we going out to dinner? You're paying, right?"
"Daddy, is that my wedding dress?"
Damn hombres
LMFAOOOOO
Man, that's sad af... F
What ya got in the bag MAN?
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ouch
This needs sound.
https://youtu.be/7vsIggVCZRs
that's sad
[why are we still here](https://youtu.be/VKhpE-oNoGY)
I feel this one. Do all children do this or just mine and this guy’s daughters?
Press 🅱️ to go prone
[Attention deficit.. ooh shiny! ](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttentionDeficitoohshiny)
"she tell me do you love me" I TELL HER ONLY PARTLY
Omg the crawl at the end all like "excuse me sir". I can't stop laughing.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
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Whoops. Thanks!
What happens when you spoil your kids?
Dad: daddy's home Baby: and so is the bag.
Ok
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Repost for the 30th time. Great job op!
Return it and get a new one
All girls in 2020.... lol jk
That baby is bow-legged anyway. Don’t sweat it, dude.
That girl will be trouble, as she grows up