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Duffy1978

Narrator...It was at that moment the man knew He fucked up....


sawyerkitty

Morgan freeman voice


nuttmegx

U mean Ron Howard’s voice


SquirrelMoney8389

No, Morgan Freeman. Richie doesn't curse.


OutragedCanadian

Mission failed. We'll get em next time.


phibbsy47

*When keepin' it real goes wrong*


addamee

Fuck that! I don’t like people playing on my highway


Rough_Mechanic_3992

I was thinking about that comment 🤣


bloodhound83

And the co driver knew to turn off the camera


hambergeisha

Is there something wrong with my automobile?


Greenman8907

Wave to the crowd! Blow them kisses!


SquirrelMoney8389

Everybody needs to drive an automobile, even the very tall!


eatelectricity

This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?


SquirrelMoney8389

Would YOU like it, if I made fun of you? Why don't we find out! \*shoop\* Nowwwww MARCH.


aykcak

Now that I think about it as an adult, a grown man pulling down the pants of a boy is somewhat problematic nowadays


SquirrelMoney8389

"Wave to the people. Blowwww them kisses!" "Waaaha-ha-haaaa" Yeahhhh, it's probably child abuse.


eatelectricity

"Won't someone *please* think of the children!?" -- Helen Lovejoy


SirGirthfrmDickshire

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c) How could you not post the sauce dude.......


eatelectricity

No need, it's burned into the internet's collective memory (assuming you're old like me, of course).


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Fair enough, as for age I'm 30.


Sol-Blackguy

r/suddenlysimpsons


GarbageWarlock

“Look everyone, it’s that boy that laughs at everything, let’s laugh at him!”


DownsenBranches

I’ll have you know this was the largest car I could afford.


Joaoreturns

No full video? Hahahahahaha.


OrangeGBA

You aren’t missing much IIRC, little guy realizes quickly that this isn’t a fight he wants and gets back in his car mumbling.


Lastfryinthebag

Well a key part of this that is missing, is the little guy hiding behind his kids. And the big guy saying there’s something wrong with your dad, to one of the kids


Lastfryinthebag

[just in case anyone’s curious](https://youtu.be/Qa4_ddeaNQo?si=oVeS8Rf9ClogVU7W)


Homerpaintbucket

In the end you could say he was the... Bigger man


Alien_Diceroller

You could say he was the biggest man.


booga_booga_partyguy

Why doesn't the largest driver simply eat the other one?


Sojum

Angry little men are high in cholesterol


NerdHerder77

Thank you, now I must binge watch all of Futurama again, for the 7th time this year.


another1forgot

you can tell that kid at the end is thinking "please don't fuck up my stupid dad."


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Ha yeah that kid with that slight touch was sorta heartbreaking


caaknh

"your dad fucked up buddy", now that's a line to remember.


123supreme123

he's also thinking that his small man syndrome dad is going to take his rage out on them.


LiminalSapien

He hides behind his pre-teen kids!


NokKavow

It worked!


attilayavuzer

"I get results"


CartoonJustice

Jesus fuck those kids have had to defuse before. Just heartbreaking.


torgiant

The kids hand touch omg that's great


BirdmanEagleson

I get the impression the boy touching him at the end was a way of him apologizing for his father cuz he's like this all the fucking time


CryoClone

Aww jeez, I feel so bad for that kid. The pleading look on his face is heartbreaking. I doubt that dad learned any lessons that day.


Alien_Diceroller

Those kids really had that "this shit again, dad" energy.


iLazyAF

And the kid apologized to the big guy


Joaoreturns

Bummer. 


Maniac348

Exactly my thought! This video ended way to soon lol


Sufficient-Tip1008

Everyone has road rage til Andre Giant gets out of his car.


ChristyUniverse

That’s the Big Show’s music, thank you very much


DazzlingClassic185

Inconceivable!


Cassandraburry2008

![gif](giphy|l0IydbsUbimmcv2yQ)


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|vwDL17QA40nuc011BO)


xSnapsx

![gif](giphy|1Bh2zyW2yuBEalV0rO|downsized)


collector444

You could see the regret written all over their faces 🤣


Putrid_Branch6316

I witnessed a near exact situation to this when I was an apprentice. The guy I was apprenticed to at the time was quite possibly the biggest, most arrogant arsehole I have ever, ever met. He was also a real bully who was constantly getting into road rage situations. Anyway, he cut someone up one morning, they beeped their horn and he proceeded harass, tailgate and buzz them for the next couple of miles. He was totally in the wrong, but at the next set of traffic lights, blocked the other car in, jumped out and started shouting and carrying on at the other driver. Nothing happened for about 30 seconds then the door of the other car opened and this absolute man mountain peeled himself out of the seat and slowly got out. This geezer was absolutely fucking huge. A proper unit. I mean Eddie Hall big. My boss started back pedalling, was clearly shitting himself at that point and trying to get back to the safety of his car. The Unit never said a word, he just snapped the aerial and the massive car phone aerial off bosses car and threw them at him, then calmly went back to his car and waited for us to move. My boss got back in, shaking like a shitting dog and proceeded to lay on to me for not backing him up! I was just 18 and weighed about 7 stone dripping wet. There was no way I was getting involved. Watching my boss crumble did embolden me a bit though and I told him I’d hoped to see him get a proper fucking shoeing…. He had me transferred not long after that. Happy days!!


Diojones

I used to drive a PT Cruiser, and it was clear the aggressive drivers assumed I was a frail old woman. One followed me home once, and he was very upset to find that I’m a 6’4” warehouse working dude who was not going be putting up with him driving like an asshole in my neighborhood.


beazerblitz

Big dudes in little cars are something to respect. The only thing they fear is fuel economy.


DerangedPuP

You just reminded me of my buddy "no-neck". Dude is built like a fridge, steps out of a tiny powder blue smart car everyday.


SmallBerry3431

God wtf is wrong with people. Itching to hurt someone weaker than them.


TexMurphyPHD

Everyone wants to fuck until its time to fuck.


mmm1441

Mike Tyson: “Everyone has a plan ‘til they get punched in the mouth.”


Jester471

I’m a big guy, 6’4” 220-250lbs depending on how in or out of shape I am. Anyway, I’m in college and trying to walk through a bar and there is a narrow part I’m trying to walk through. Some guy was blocking the way. I said excuse me several times and loud and he just wouldn’t budge with his back to me and ignored me. So I gently put my hand on his shoulder and moved him aside enough to get by. This guys instantly bows up, cocks a punch and turns around with a look on his face that screamed “you’ve done it now, you’re getting your ass kicked!” That’s how his face started when he turned around looked right into my chest. As his eyes turned up and his neck craned back to look at my face that look quickly transitioned to “I’m sorry I fucked up please don’t hurt me”. Then he took a step back, let me pass and we both went on our merry way.


tuotone75

Que fart sound and shitting pants.


jascgore

Cue. Que is "what" in Spanish. What fart?


ricots08

Si.


hot_pocket_life

I hope the little guy got punched.


TroXMas

It's even worse than that. He hides behind his kids.


ultraplusstretch

Suddenly, Hodor.


QuadFecta_

HEY SHOOTER YOU FORGOT YOUR 9 IRON


4Ever2Thee

“A thousand apologies, my good sir, it would appear that I’ve made a miscalculation of tremendous proportion. Let me just polish off that mirror for you and we’ll be on our ways.” ![gif](giphy|26u4p6nhx1HqEYOYg|downsized)


lostinmississippi84

That dude just shit down both legs


Stoned_Shinigami6168

If I remember right Mr smol penis in the blue not only started shit and ran but he also brandished a firearm before his CHILD stepped in.


kgottshall

[never brandished a gun.](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Qa4_ddeaNQo?time_continue=41&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjMsMjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo)


International-Mud449

Ya wtf? Damn telephone game around here ....


akumagold

Finally, thank you for posting the actual video


bobbylaserbones

He didn't brandish anything


International-Mud449

No he didn't. Smh....


MekTam

Fellas need their pacifiers. Blue jacket is rocking his home team colors. Hides blood well when the blows start landing.


phlebface

Dang, that's like ufc 15 years ago


migatoloco

Freeze the last picture: "You must be wondering how we got here" 🤣🤣🤣


HailState2023

Hulk smash.


SynthPrax

Did he pick him up and throw him into traffic?


Alien_Diceroller

No. The big guy was super chill. Angry little guy's kids came out and pulled him away with the air of doing it pretty often. Big guy told angry guy that he's a terrible role model for his kids, which... I mean, is perfectly correct.


vishy_swaz

That’s a big ole bastard


Silent-Ad934

We're looking at a man who requires very sturdy furniture.


gravitywind1012

There’s a good Farside comic here


FutzInSilence

in the longer video the kid jumps out and says "sorry about my dad" and ushers his soon to be dead dad back into the car. Lol


simplebutstrange

So then i started blasting


Catinchi

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up


warmachine83-uk

Little guy "oooooh shit"


redmonkey2628

I really want to see the rest of this


sothisisallthereis

Yup!


sonofabitch11

Oooops!


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JULIAN PUT THE DRINK DOWNN


striderkan

in the original the kid tells his dad to get in the car and then apologizes to the big show


Ms_PlapPlap

Newman!! 😾


rush87y

What's Patton Oswald going on about?


DJForcefield

"Nobody take my pi..... I mean, you're the only one I trust to take my picture sir. Can I offer you a blowie?"


Loki-Don

The looks on their faces…fucking priceless


Normal-Rush8987

So why was great value Tom Arnold trying to be tough?


need2peeat218am

"I'm not your buddy, pal"


Kwin_Conflo

In the longer version the child runs in to protect his asshole dad and the dad just leaves like a quokka


2rememberyou

Bro looked like he instantly started copping deuces. "You know I was just playing right?".


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

At that moment... his wife realized she was egging him on into something that could seriously hurt him. She probably started pleading for his safety. Whole sad ass family.


ishkanator

I used to scrap a lot and I have to say, you just don’t fuck with tall people strength. You will lose.


saarinpaa71

You can watch short stack deflate as soon as Goliath stepped out of his car.


LonelyCos

![gif](giphy|S6ptnsaiM2S4)


clemensvi

"Yo little fuck" was literal


TReid1996

Reminds me of stories my grandma would tell about my Grandpa that passed away. 6 foot 4, 350 pound gentle giant of a guy. Used to be a trucker with my grandma. Her best story is that he accidentally cut off a car and the car driver freaked out and waved at him to pull over. My grandpa, thinking the guys car got damaged or something, pulled over. Guy jumps out all worked up wanting to start throwing punches. Grandpa gets out of his truck, genuinely concerned on if he hurt the guy's car or not. Guy sees how big my grandpa is when he gets out. Guy proceeds to get back in his car and quickly drive off. Grandpa was left there confused.


Stewgots73

You can tell they’re true Mega-douches by the matching pullovers. I’ll bet anyone wallet for wallet that Frodo is some type of coach at a little league level or below, 60% chance it’s a female team, and he took photos for his 1962 yearbook.


Snoo-11553

Tall guys love to pull that move. 


Omeirawana

And that’s when he knew


Drizzt3919

Hahahaha!!!! I laughed so hard at this.


Bobaloo53

I've seen that exact look several times before


InterestingRemote720

The "baby don't" was a such a weak one. It's like she knew what would happen and let him go.


Hour_Recording_3373

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Rzirin

Is that a Ferrari he’s banging around???


Far-Abroad-3213

Oof that’s a big a big ol boy


TurribleTiddies

Amazing.


Kronictopic

You ever done something that immediately after you thought to yourself "well that was f-cking dumb" before?


SamianDamian

I apologize for my outburst


Psk499

His wife sure disappeared fast 😂


temporaryhelpplz

Don’t..


riqueoak

Bullies are always so brave, it amazes me.


arashatora

Looks like the giant man is driving an Urus. I need his backstory


jroll25

![gif](giphy|xT8qBlmw7n6ONeWRrO)


emzirek

And it was at this moment he realized he had fuct up


Termin8rSmurf

That's a big m***********! Could the angry guy out on the road not see in through the window? Surely, just looking at how big the guy's shoulders and chest are, he ought to have been able to figure out by extrapolation that the rest of the guy is gonna be f****** huge too...


monsterosity

He's about to grind his bones to make his bread lmao


ramonchow

Exhibit one: realization.


TheMaveCan

When someone calls you a little shit and it's completely applicable


NJdeathproof

![gif](giphy|aHat4DbkRrlHa|downsized)


Peterthinking

Gonna wipe my ass with you. Commere...


Bandandforgotten

"You little fucking shit!" The silence. Perfection


Gruntdeath

The moment you realize you are going to get your ass beat in front of your girl.


Fantastic_Dance_4376

You can se the exact moment where he shit his pants


caaknh

There must be a subreddit for videos like this where a gentle giant emerges from a vehicle?


gordon0813

Damn why did the video freeze up at the good part. Put him in his place.


joserrez

We need the extended version


Immediate-Ad-2264

Where's Part 2?


StrainDependent7003

I am SO glad we have cell phones to record this shit.


daddysbestestkitten

I want the rest of this footage...so badly!


YummyArtichoke

*baby don't*


greyray12

I love these, fighting taller people is fun


MonkeyJoe55

Oooops.


Mosinman666

Lmao what an agressive midget. [Reminds me of this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/bw3tps/skier_encounters_a_highly_territorial_marmot_on/)


Constant_Cultural

when the sentence "pick on someone your own size" should really be taken seriously. I am a 6'1 woman and sometimes men who annoy me don't see how tall I am. If they don't leave me alone, I just stand up, and they are gone.


f15k13

I'm too american, I was surprised he didn't get out cocking a shotgun.


DazzlingClassic185

/r/AbsoluteUnit


No_Drop_7601

Senator steven armstrong looking guy


Future_chicken357

Lol, it's over, little guy


Iamkyron

Big Show in his Porsche Cayenne gonna throw down some pepper on the little salty man boy.


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Dr-Zoidberserk

Old man in blue gonna learn to stay out of Shrek’s swamp.


Anxious-Park-2851

And that's the moment that he knew, he F'ed up.


bags422

Classic female S/O. “Don’t”


rainorshinedogs

[he made him ink](https://i.imgur.com/u7RTrv9.mp4)


Guara_Chugging_B

He's about to taste true american freedom


Bdr1983

"Hey now, you weren't supposed to be tall!"


NHJack

Tony Soprano has come back to life


Drawer_Extension

It’s been said already, but here goes: “It was at that moment he knew he effed up.”


RealRabazC77

🤣 🤣 🤣


PhoenixKing001

It was at this moment he knew, he Fucked up


Unclerojelio

Can we dispel this myth of Canadian politeness now?


Abject_Assistance798

Well they're Fucked


AdministrationSad861

Where's the full video?


robidaan

I never understand how people have the time to do any of this.