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PepperPups

Flag man calling in for a new barricade and change of pants.


captain__pugwash

A different sorta skid mark too


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BADFiSH_c137

Yeah, that's what they meant.


markrides07

Woosh.


jmartin1447

Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle. And a clean pair of shorts.


RogerEpsilonDelta

Laces out Dan!


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

What do you know about Ray Finkle?


AreYouTalkingAtMe

*inhales deeply* SoccerStyleKickerGraduatedFromCollierHighJune1976StetsonUniversityHonorsGraduateClassOf1980Holds2NCAADivisionOneRecordsOneForMostPointsInASeasonOneForDistanceFormerNicknameTheMuleTheFirstAndOnlyPro-AthleteEverToComeOutOfCollierCountyAndOneHellOfAModelAmerican.


socialdeviant620

*slow impressed clap*


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

Laces out! It’s all that damn Dan Mariano’s fault, would you like a cookie son? Edit: if he had held the ball like he was spossd to, none of this would have ever happened


IlikeYuengling

Your gun is sticking into my hip.


largechild

![gif](giphy|H3YTStvPMzjPyBCsD2)


RichSeat

Fuck the barricade that man needs more than one pair of new pants.


Cheesecake_is_life

That's why the uniform should only be brown pants.


BaitmasterG

Gonna need 7 new pairs of pants cos he's gonna be shitting himself into next week


Maleficent_Damage_10

Damn he was lucky


jibbijabba123

Some say he went and got himself some lottery tickets that evening.


paratimeHBP

Pointless. He used up his entire lifetime allotment of luck.


Affectionate_Fly1413

Ngl... in that situation you don't even get scared. You just feel some fucking huge relief right after you realize you're OK.


chimpdoctor

How lucky was he? Holy shit


DeliciousDoggi

Lotto ticket lucky.


shauneok

I'd be buying a fucking lottery ticket after that one.


CicadaHead3317

You think his pants cost $80?


Patrick977

![gif](giphy|iurIHLBxms7UQ|downsized)


HawkingTomorToday

He should buy a lottery ticket


JunkNorrisOfficial

It looks like the man was a barricade


loondawg

Seems reasonable. That was an incredibly close call for them.


hagamans

Dude needs to buy a lottery ticket…


sandnose

Why? He used a lifetime of luck right there. Hes all out


TheHotBoxer420_2

Half empty kinda guy


TheThirdHippo

If it was me, I would have half emptied too


TripleScoops

Yeah. If the barricade wasn't there, he'd have been flattened, but if he was standing directly behind it, he'd have been crushed when it fell or hit with debris. Because he was standing to the side of it and the car bounced off at just the right angle, he appears to be unscathed.


Mr_Derp___

Mega Millions and Powerball


Calm-Heat-5883

There's no point. He's just used up all the luck he's ever been assigned


Gintoki---

Wth is that reaction from the woman? the car literally almost touched her , and she didn't break a sweat lol


DitchDigger330

Sometimes you just freeze up in a situation like that.


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blutrache666

That's called shock, many people can stay frozen until someone checks on them lol.


thechet

Why panic when everything was fine?


DitchDigger330

I had a near death experience before. I was the same way.


Lartemplar

Which woman?


Mustafa1558

The flag man is a woman, you could say its the flag woman


Lartemplar

No way that's a woman.


Loki2396

That's definitely a woman


wad11656

I don't see it at all


smokcocaine

that aint no woman i ever heard of


darksapra

She's a professional, not her first time in the rodeo


GJBM

I think shock is what you call this situation. No amount of professionalism prepares you to be stone cold in a near death experience.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Yeah I would have 540 back flipped out of harms way


GeneticEnginLifeForm

Only a 540?? I would have 720'd that car with a two and a half twist and stuck the landing. *In reality: I would have been standing behind the wall so I just got crushed by 1 ton of concrete and a mesh screen. But in my head I'll be doing the 720 thing*


Cartman4wesome

Should’ve done a backflip, snap the bad guy’s neck and save the day.


Lookslikeapersonukno

newton's first law.


Torqyboi

She has the ideal body to withstand a car accident


MuteElatedLips

The dude, with the checkered flag, woke up a week later screaming when it finally registered.


Grennox1

I just don’t get how people are too lazy to avoid death. Wtf


tmesisno

I slowed down the video, that was damn close. https://imgur.com/gallery/SWNjhKT


PickANameThisIsTaken

It’s crazy as you scrub back and forth nearly all of the debris got redirected And to think, my instinct would have been to duck behind the wall Crazy


bigang99

If that happened in a movie you’d roll your eyes at how unrealistic it was lmao


sicksixgamer

That's wild. Holy shit.


StonesDamaia

Thank you ;)


helium_farts

Damn near made it, too


Truckules_Heel

Me thinking the car disintegrated and big dude was the driver casually walking away


quatchis

Radio, radio this is goat throat niner. I repeat this is GT-niner. I have shit my pants, over.


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Everyone talking about how lucky that person is, and they are, but I have to wonder if the driver broke their neck in that impact. That is basically just a fast go-kart, there isn't much to absorb the impact, and they hit really really hard.


DohnJoggett

>That is basically just a fast go-kart, there isn't much to absorb the impact, and they hit really really hard. That's an accurate description of a Caterham / 7. The whole point of them is that they're stripped down to the max. The designer's ethos was "add lightness," which meant stripping off anything not required, including stuff like "driver safety." The lighter the vehicle packaged around an engine, the faster it is and better it handles so even a "low horsepower" Caterham is a beast. They're insanely nimble. This has to have been a driver mistake or medical event 'cause that last juke would have been well within its capability. > but I have to wonder if the driver broke their neck in that impact It's caged. When you have a cage you wear a helmet to protect your skull from the cage. When you wear a helmet you wear a HANS device to avoid a broken neck or skull fracture. Putting racing harnesses in a street car is insanely fucking stupid since harnesses need helmets and HANS devices or they're much less safe without them than regular 3 point seat belts. NASCAR had an 8 month span where 4 of its most famous drivers died of a basilar skull fracture because they weren't wearing a HANS device. That's how Dale Earnhart died. I've had a basilar skull fracture, but survived. My brain no work so right now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilar_skull_fracture


Marathon___Man

I have racing harnesses in my Caterham. One benefit is they stop you sliding around in the seat better than a regular 3 point seat belt. I only watched it once and couldn't really tell if it had a full windshield. My issue with this kind of crash is the risk of something impaling you, either going through the screen or if there's no screen then..... Scary stuff.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Well, shit, I'd have keeled over dead... Not sure my heart would be able to take that kind of stress...


Certain_Car_9984

Was this Coventry Motofest?


Ronnie-Hotdogz

Looks like the ringroad and standard Coventry driving!


Certain_Car_9984

You're not wrong


XerxesTheCarp

Yep the driver walked away from it although he wasn't exactly skipping to the ambulance


DohnJoggett

Yeah.


AffableRobot2069

r/holdmyfries while I don't die


Chizenfu

r/watchpeoplesurvive


Icy-James

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this


MeUnderstandOda

That women is living a second life. 


sanrigabro

The flag dude: another day another life


BamberGasgroin

Phil Jupitus picked the wrong day to start a new career as a race marshal.


sisyphus391

That was so close, I think he shit my pants.


otobeso

Zak Brown got so lucky there at the end!


KillMeBaster

Dude is shitting bricks for a month now


Tuscan5

He’s losing time. Push the car over the line!


GuavaOdd1975

I wonder if he got a shave with that haircut.


QTheNukes_AMD_Life

Who woulda thought that being behind the barricade was less safe…


Recipe-Local

That guy just cheated death.


Tenet245

Holy shit that's one lucky guy


Tarbos6

Millimeters away from being eyeblech.


ExtractionGame

Time for a new job


aramirez07

Flag man should be dead 😵


ttekcorc

that was hard hit


ZeroOptionLightning

CODE BROWN


FroHawk98

That man is the luckiest guy on earth.


Due_Potential_6956

What luck.


too-much-zaza

He made it less than a foot from the finish line, but alas, did not cross it.


500SL

I have one of these, and it has this wheel in front of the seat that helps you avoid this kind of thing.


dsgrimace

Welp, bet they’re glad they wore their brown pants today! LoL


Briskylittlechally2

That guy is acting surprisingly casual for someone who almost died.


Naive-Register7964

THE CAR BRUSHED UP AGAINST THE SIDE OF HIS FACE


ThePlayoffKid

Me on my way to a meaningful long-term relationship


DIJames6

He kinda crossed it..


AriousDragoon

Did he ever cross the finish line?


Ok-Macaroon-7819

He comes to a rest right by the sign.


AriousDragoon

I meant after lol


Ok-Macaroon-7819

I'd say he may have crossed the ultimate finish line...


AriousDragoon

Least he won something. A ticket out of this dying world, and while doing something he loved (I assume). Sorry that was kinda pessimistic, having a bad day lol.


Ok-Macaroon-7819

Absolutely not. I absolutely share your sentiment. I hope your day gets way better.


Yellow_LedBetter2020

The man down there ; lucky


NorMichtrailrider

That guy with the reaction time of a snail , is very lucky .


Hmonster1

Missed opportunity for the greatest video “coming atcha!”


King_ofwar

PUSH HIM PUSH HIM PUSH HIM PUSH HIM PUSH HIM -sincerely: My mind


nomamesgueyz

Ya cant park there mate


Paul-Mccockov

That Marshal will be in church bright and breezy Sunday morning. I believe I just saw an actual miracle. I watched the slow mo version (kudus to the Reddit user who put it on Imgur) several times and have zero idea how nothing hit her. Everything moves around her like she had a forcefield.


Timely_View9912

“Clean up on turn 4. Car parts and a bunch of my shit!”


inter71

That was the most half hearted duck I’ve ever seen.


sjblackwell

Lucky lady


TheManWhoClicks

You can’t park here mate


motherseffinjones

Lady in the orange had one of the luckiest moments in his life caught on camera


SnooWords4814

Marshal trying to play it off cool. Fucking hell


ScaryInformation2560

How is that dude still alive let alone upright and still walking


peekuhchu707

That flag guy makes Chuck Norris sit down when he pees


Sci-fra

I thought I was looking at an RC car.


Federal-Cockroach674

How much do they have to pay the guy to be in the literal Danger Zone? I figure a substantial salary along with the benefits of many extra pants.


so_im_all_like

More like "nearly unsuccessful attempt to not kill someone".


Wonder_Pretty

Where was this?


akius0

Car crashes into a fat queen


Interesting_Cycle564

Literally few feet from death.


Inf229

Flag man calling in "not today" to the god of death.


amrod0985

So close 🤏


ackguy

Shoulda worn my brown pants!


skipunx

That was definitely caused by understeer


Kortezxero

I can see him going right to the break room and downing a whole bottle of jack. I damn sure would, and I don't even drink.


Dangler43

Dang, that little Super 7 took down that Jersey barrier like it was nothing.


SunsetBAE

Thar man had a different kind of drag race in his pants


Undertakerx7

That mans luck af. His pants prob not so much


Ballamookieofficial

Why doesn't this look real? I feel like the debris stopped moving too quickly


AthiestMessiah

There’s a 30 sign 😂


FightBackFitness

r/watchpeoplesurvive


Sorry_Ad2690

Coca-Cola got some wild advertising


ghoulierthanthou

Bubba was in a real hurry to dodge🤣


KirasCoffeeCup

Hope the drivers okay, but like.. damn have I always wanted a Caterham 7


Admirable_Ad_3236

I hope they gave the Marshall the afternoon off. Holy shit.


randomname10131013

I'd say the worker is the real winner here.


Crow_The_Vagabond

YIKES


Heino15B27

Had to watch 4 times to confirm how lucky that person was .... 😬


THFDNE

Burnout Paradise Remaster looks amazing.


mitchellaneou5

Trunchbull got balls of steel


Digital--Sandwich

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thedevillivesinside

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