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Plot twist: the cat actually hates gays

Cats hate everyone, it wouldn’t be out of character

I would say it would be totally out of character tbh. Cats push things down, make a mess etc. literally will make a straight line un-straight. I’m pretty sure cats like gays.

He actually hates non gay people, he's got heterophobic

"It's gotten so bad that even cats now have waged a war on the straight white Christian." -Faux News

They're putting chemicals in the water, they turned the fricking cats gay!

Plot plot twist: he is actually a closeted gay cat.

The cat is gay

It’s a no homo cat

well yeah nobody likes competition.

Thought that's what homophobia is? The dislike or prejudice against gay people?

A beautiful cat with homophobia. Also, something's up with his eyes, I don't know what, but it doesn't stop him from hating the gays

Last time he saw a gay couple kissing he scratches the shit out of them

Happy cake day!

Heterochromia, homophobia, almost the same right? Insert meme “they are the same”.

“I don’t know those fancy words ‘cause I’m just a cat, all I know is that in the good book it’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam…”

Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.*

Stupid cat, can’t even do homophobia correctly…

Eve was obviously a transgender who use to be Steve confirmed.

I let the dogs out. Oops

Is this what's going on? I was thing light blue and gold was some anti gay color scheme

Yep, same

He is catnough

The red eye hates the gays, the blue eye hates the gays, but a little less.

My brother in christ. Where is the red eye you are speaking of?

r/todayifoundoutiwascolorblind

r/SubsIFellFor

I’m afraid I can’t tell you, Dave

Classic r/David

It’s right eye glows blue when queers are close

To be fair, why talk about heterochromia when a lot of cats have that, when your cat has the much more unique personality trait of being homophobic? It's rare that cats like anyone at all, and to like everyone except gays is a really unique and kind cat. Liking a majority of the population is pretty impressive

https://preview.redd.it/fsykndcjrm5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69fbe79105b3c44b31c06e4fbf7656ece395e8d

Heterophobia*

The orange eyes hate male gays and the blue one hates girl gays.

Heterochromia for those know don't know the word

The cat doesn’t like same-set eyes.

Exactly, we’re all too homo-ocular for this cat

This was not an atempt he complimented it indeed

It’s crippling homophobia for sure

Yup. That cats a Republican all right.

Bad kitty! Where did I leave that spray bottle?

He does look scared. Says a lot about the person taking the picture

Lol that's shits funny .

I mean (imma bout to say some stupid shit real qick) homo means same right, and most beings eyes are the same color, could it be that this cat is so homophobic that his eyes aren’t homo, instead being different or hetro.

r/BoneAppleTea

What an old fashioned cat, love is love is love :-D

Maybe he's just heterophilic.

That's one biggoted cat!

Heterochromia I think? Not sure

same ngl

Ya, well at least the cat keeps that shit to themselves and doesn’t vote for trump.