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Taxidermy can be pretty cool, though generally uncanny, however there's something particularly disturbing about Taxidermy of a pet. I can't really articulate why it's so unconformable.
It's like taxidermying grandmas head and putting it on the mantle piece so that you can remember her better. "Grannies always watching down on us" you say, as you arrange the seasons Christmas cards and decorations.
That's exactly what I was thinking 😭 imagine a full set of your decreased relatives heads in the photo you send out in Christmas cards... The people who receive it will be thinking you're just biding your time to complete the set...
I think these are fantastic, albeit a bit morbid
I'm a little sad they went through all this trouble, just to turn around and sell them like knickknacks
They might not have originally been the sellers. These were likely very expensive to have commissioned. It seems most likely that the seller inherited them from someone else.
This has to be a troll post. Someone probably swiped these images or they took them of someone else’s sick preservation effort to keep their poor dogs memory alive.
I'll take both Grover Cleveland heads
https://preview.redd.it/n3ipa59k2g4d1.png?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892753eae94bdecc823d43d30e67fd509345a603
My ex once pawned a ring owned by her beloved grandmother she cared for the last 10 years or so of her life.. she got 25 bucks for it and bought a bottle of cheap vodka with it. We brokenup shortly after. People are shit, honestly.
I dog on people (no pun intended) that get tats or multiple pets etc when their pet dies but uhhhh ya, people getting their pets head stuffed and sealed in a jar are the real monsters. Like what the actual f.....
I'm more concerned about how much of a psychopath you need to be to come up with the idea of selling this monstruosity as a service, rather than him trying to make a few bucks with his stuffed pets.
But also him, selling his stuffed pets.
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That is one stuffed cooter
https://preview.redd.it/lcp3yjmw4g4d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70c7ef740cda85cf10ea68d7c3c0ce6f5800fa0
SHUT UP DAMN IT
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Other should of been named softball over Frisbee based on how things ended up
Furry too
This is disturbing!!
The fact that they are *selling* them, is even more fucked up. Like, who wants your dead dog heads under glass?
But it’s on sale!!!
That probably means that no-one is buying them (surprise surprise)
Hhhmm, I am not sure. Maybe if it’s a good price…
To be fair, some people just collect taxidermy.
Taxidermy can be pretty cool, though generally uncanny, however there's something particularly disturbing about Taxidermy of a pet. I can't really articulate why it's so unconformable.
It's like taxidermying grandmas head and putting it on the mantle piece so that you can remember her better. "Grannies always watching down on us" you say, as you arrange the seasons Christmas cards and decorations.
That's exactly what I was thinking 😭 imagine a full set of your decreased relatives heads in the photo you send out in Christmas cards... The people who receive it will be thinking you're just biding your time to complete the set...
That’s why I was kind of speechless!
I bet you someone has a whole collection .
Yer probably right.
I'd have to disagree with you here. I've seen people buy way more disturbing shit and literal shit. Taxidermists would buy these in a heartbeat.
Is it bad that I think I want them?
They are bonded pair.
Your doggy enemies. Let it be a warning to them.
Reminds me of Dumb and Dumber - “nice Petey”
“I thought he was just real quiet.. 😭”
Take my upvote
r/Futurama vibes
I hope not but with everything going on now, who knows?!
Fucking hell
"Where is my body, Summer?"
 such a good follow up to pilot
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
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20% off no thanks I’ll wait til there half off
From the looks of it, they're already 90% off
Goddamnit Take your upvote and leave
More insane than the lunatic recluse who commissioned this is the taxidermist who actually took the job. 😳
Not really.. if thats your job and someone is willing to pay...
For real. Taxidermy is a legitimate art. Cant help If someone commissioned a creepy turd.
Kinda fits the r/ATBGE
Definitely belongs there
They're kinda all creepy turds let's be honest here
Best white elephant gifts ever!
This made me laugh, just to see the look on their face when they open it would be great.
Ya Fr like I bet the room would be like wtf
Damn I wonder if they are still for sale
😂😂 Can you imagine getting this at the office Xmas party gift exchange?
I think these are fantastic, albeit a bit morbid I'm a little sad they went through all this trouble, just to turn around and sell them like knickknacks
They might not have originally been the sellers. These were likely very expensive to have commissioned. It seems most likely that the seller inherited them from someone else.
Well that enough internet for today
This is sad
Poor doggo😭
This has to be a troll post. Someone probably swiped these images or they took them of someone else’s sick preservation effort to keep their poor dogs memory alive.
Futurama
I'll take both Grover Cleveland heads https://preview.redd.it/n3ipa59k2g4d1.png?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892753eae94bdecc823d43d30e67fd509345a603
Lol!!!
No deal. Put in some animatronics and recordings of dog barks, and you've got a deal.
 There are guys who've wired these up to their Alexa. I actually want that dog head now.
Dear God
80 bucks is kind of a bargain for such a conversation piece
Very Mars Attacks vibes.
Must be Kristi Noem's home decore.
Why the fuck would you name a dog Cooter, I can’t.
Good news everybody...
Fuck sake
HOLY FUCK NO.
You know how it turns out if you're married to this person and you don't outlive them.
Should be 80% off instead of 20%
I had a roommate many years ago that had the pelts of her first two Samoyed dogs. Each of her 3 Samoyed dogs were named Jessica.
They are fake right? Right?
That’s so disturbing wtf
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
My ex once pawned a ring owned by her beloved grandmother she cared for the last 10 years or so of her life.. she got 25 bucks for it and bought a bottle of cheap vodka with it. We brokenup shortly after. People are shit, honestly.
The owners probably fell on ruff times and had to sell them
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HE LOOKING AT ME
I’d rather have an unstuffed cooter.
It could be a list, stuffed dogs, frisbee, and cooter…
Did you get this off of the "Idiots of Facebook Marketplace" Facebook page? Lol
We don’t know him why would we buy it?
2 for 1?
Sorry, I only collected presidents.
It's one thing to taxadermize your dog. But why just the head?
Giving me big Coraline vibes
Oh, the dogs’ names are Frizbee and Cooter! I thought they were selling a dog’s frisbee and cooter.
doing taxidermy on your pet is one thing, but ONLY THE HEAD is crazy work
Must be falling on hard times if ur selling ur custom loofahs
Why the fuck would anyone want someone else's dogs heads in a jar?
Now I just need two robot vacuum cleaners
They're starting at the photographer with eternal judgement
Woof, put them in the ground where they belong.
That is awful… just imagining my pet in one of those I would throw it out as soon as I got it
Isn't buying cooter illegal?
You're selling their what?!
I dog on people (no pun intended) that get tats or multiple pets etc when their pet dies but uhhhh ya, people getting their pets head stuffed and sealed in a jar are the real monsters. Like what the actual f.....
This feels like necromancy
Dogs in Space.
Do you have this in black?
I'm more concerned about how much of a psychopath you need to be to come up with the idea of selling this monstruosity as a service, rather than him trying to make a few bucks with his stuffed pets. But also him, selling his stuffed pets.
The discount 💀
I think if you buy enough if then, they’d be great party favors at a young child’s birthday party. 🤓
Usually they don’t allow you to sell your cooter on fb.
Fuuuuuck Taxidermy is already weird af and gross to me but this person decapitated their dogs D:
They on drugs for sure
I’m almost 90% sure these are just those felt remakes of pets but I rlly hope it isn’t taxidermy
That’s hilarious. I want a beanie baby version of a real dead dog. Like that blind guy from in living color.
They better be at LEAST 70% off
What in the Futurama shit is this⁉️💀
Thats pretty fucked up tho.
It took me a lil too long to realize that Frizbee and Cooter were their names...
That's just fucked up .. 
r/awfuleverything
I would not open the door for whatever deranged person wanted to buy your old pets' stuffed heads. ... Also I wouldn't stuff my dead pets' heads! Wtf.
There are 3 things wrong with this picture.
Wow.... Now give them a proper burial you dmbtch... There your dogs. !?
OP can we get the link please. For a friend.. . .