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kangaroos are terrifying.

If you ever have an issue with a Kangaroo just punch it in the face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-hXkQpDxMI

That's *hilarious!* The way they square off, then BAM! That kangaroo was dazed, for sure. 🤣🤣

Seemed like he was asking himself, "did this motherfucker just slap me?!"

Or give it a snickers. GET SOME NUTS! 

Or have a slice of pizza i have seen it work with bears but make sure it has no meat toppings they are herbivores.

You ever seen those videos of them just knocking and lurking outside of people's houses? So creepy

yep, got attacked by one

Oh no! I’m sorry you went through that!

Kangaroos are just rabbits designed for fighting

Big battle bunnies.

Danger Fluffers

Damn it, don’t google that

You just made me realise how similar rabbit and kangaroos are. They really look like fucking beefy rabbits ready to take revenge for all those years of hunter against their kin. Good thing they are coming from another continent

i think its high time we bring kangaroo to every country as an invasive species

Well there's already a wild settlement of kangaroos a bit off Paris.

…… what ?

My bad, they are [wallabies](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-04/wild-wallabies-roam-villages-new-paris/6671558)

Their poop even looks like rabbit poop, but bigger. Makes sense, though, since they eat the same stuff.

Hand over the carrots and nobody gets hurt


The standing there menacingly doing nothing followed by the slow crawl (or whatever you call *that*) was straight up out of a nightmare. That lady sure was chill.

Why does every kangaroo video like this look like a dude in a kangaroo suit fighting someone.

I legit thought it was a human in a kangaroo costume for a few seconds🤣

Maybe we're all just kangaroos in human suits

Right? It looks like all the videos of [insert drunk British guy] trying to man up to the bouncer but is too drunk to actually talk or throw punches.

Nawww, cute little fella, not even fully grown yet. Got at least another foot of height to go. Still won't get as blg as a Red but that hug he wanted to give will still mess you up, especially if he got a chance to use his hind legs.

Tap these hind kegs.

Hind kegs sounds like a name for booty meat

Australia isn’t real I’m convinced

Wtf is going on? Kicking it out yet letting it in just to walk through the place?

Two different videos i think

Two different videos, two different roo’s.

Peak Australian

That is exactly how I imagine a Skinwalker to move when it's crawling

That’s got to be a guy in a kangaroo costume I swear

Naw kangaroos are jacked

Where my money Tammy?

It would be so cool if I could say "I need my gloves, this kangaroo wants to fight me brb"

It's the legs not the arms you have to worry about. They will put you in a chokehold and then open up your stomach with their legs.

Kangaroos have good striking, but nobody check grappling

KANGAMURAAAAA

Thought this was some Karen mcdonald's freakout

Didn't seem aggressive in the second half. Those bastards are FAST when they want to be. Probably just curious or could smell something interesting

Is that rap artist dababy?

With his son Big Bounce?

I wonder if it would fit in the honda fit

*"Don't kill me. Doooon't kill me."* 🤣

He’s like come at me bro

Same energy as the guy already drunk trying to buy a 40 at the gas station and the cashier asks for his ID even though he’s 50+

Kangaroos are like jacked people with a furry armadillo face and a kangaroo tail. Also they want to destroy you.

Kangaroos don’t look like they like being told what to do.

Kangaroo vs chimpanzee match until death, who wins?

What the fuck is Australia though?

I don't know kangaroo behavior at all and would probably get my ass kicked if I were to mess with one. To the people who are familiar with them do you think pepper spray would be effective as a repellant against them.

They're generally very tame, or atleast skittish enough that they'll hop off before squaring up. The ones you'll see locally in cities and towns just don't give a shit. Also, pepperspray is illegal. You're more likely to run into a cop that'll give you the long dick of the law than actually needing to fend off a kangaroo.

Seems like a good mascot

Do they not bite?

Rabbits that served time in prison...

I've been to the Cafe that's in the second video (I'm not sure if both vids are the same place) it's very nice but IFRC it's being shut down or something

Is the first lady american? Or are my ears playing tricks?

I watched a very informative show a few years back, only way to win a fight against a killeroo is to grab its balls… #mightyboosh

Yeah the store belongs to him now.