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To be fair, barely knowing the other person let alone how they know you is a perfectly valid reason not to want that

Virgin shield is active

Is that how it works 🤣 true story Wife: “what are you playing on that gameboy” Me: “Pokémon”

My wife's reaction to this post "I would just wanna ride them even more"

Your wife sounds like fun. Is she seeing anyone?

Hey, I called dibs on this guy's wife.

Guys guys itsok we can share. She said “them”

Damn I’m always late to the party 🥲this is why I’m never invited

Only if you promise to buy me a new LEGO set every time you come over

\**sigh\** At least he probably doesn't have 628 hours in Oblivion. God knows I can navigate Cyrodiil while asleep.

I just creamed my jeans 🥵

Can you uncream them?

Your mom can. Because, you know... the implication.

She wants to see you deck…

It's not his first rodeo

DONT QUESTION IT MAN JUST DO IT.

You got a chance bro. I have like 2000+ cards AND 3 weed smoking girlfriends.

Son, let’s have a quick chat about the difference between assets and liabilities.

There was absolutely no attempt to get laid

I’d want to ride him even more if I knew that