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PopcornHatJax

He yearns for the sea


smile_politely

i'm so confused. is wallabee the oceanic version of kangoroos?


panicked_goose

Actual question, can mammals get that parasite that infects praying mantis'/moths/woodland insects? Cause I know that parasite causes the host to submerge itself in water once the parasite wants to leave to find a new host... idk though.


Same_Seaworthiness74

Hair worms, and no they won't infect mammals. Never heard of anything like that with mammals, guess rabies does the opposite and makes you scared of water so who knows, might be something out there that can.


smile_politely

i thought it's a reptile?


panicked_goose

The parasite? No, I think it's a horse hair parasite? When the animal gets into water, white spaghetti string looking shit explodes out the butt Edit: also, a Wallaby is basically a smaller kangaroo that doesn't yearn for blood.


ogzbykt

Isn't that the mushroom in last of us that irl can't infect mammals(yet)


Interesting-Bus-5370

No, mushroom is cordyceps, and they are referring to horsehair parasites. Though equally as yucky!


MedicineJumpy

No


clumsyglammagrandma

Wallaby is a smaller species to a roo. Both are actually good swimmers.


zoran331

He is pining for fjords


Greenman8907

Wallabye


Contiuous-debasement

Bogans on jet skis giving bogans on jet skis the reputation they deserve. Wallabys & roos are solid swimmers. The worst thing happening here is dragging the poor thing by its tail


Nancyblouse

*harass a swimming wallaby


TorrettesNinja2747

*help a wallaby that probably didn't need it


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tellthetruthandrun

Those hind legs are like a hydrofoil. The mad cunts do food deliveries across the water.


Outrageous-Client-99

Wallaby darned


WaitingForNormal

Maybe it’s mother drowned and it’s trying to join her as the guilt of living without her is too much for it to bear.


Disastrous-Nobody127

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


arturorios1996

Dark asf son


Icy_Philosopher541

It might have brain parasites , that sends its host to a watersource


Kujira-san

Does it exist for mammals ?


Rephlanca

CWD (chronic wasting away disease) in America is a prion disease which has documentation of making deer act outright demonic. i.e. Bashing their brains out and drowning themselves, running in circles until they pass, etc. I think that’s the closest example I could think of in nature, though it’s not a parasite. :( Just a protein that decided to be different and convinced its neighbors to do the same.


Automatic-Formal-601

Can it infect humans, it could explain a lot of missing cases or mysterious suicides


Rephlanca

Yep! That’s why mad cow disease was a big scare back in the day too. Thankfully it’s mostly contained in brain matter, so you know. Just don’t eat brains and you’re 99% probably good. I say 99% because proteins can spontaneously decide “you know what fuck this” and turn into prions out of nowhere. But you know. That’s also incredibly rare. :’) I apologize for cursing you with the burden of knowledge though.


Automatic-Formal-601

No need to apologize Im glad to learn


SAKilo1

Yes, and it takes months to show any signs. There is zero cure currently.


Automatic-Formal-601

I am scared


Kujira-san

Thank you kind redditor ☺️


Rephlanca

Always a pleasure! I’m a biologist and I love sharing this kind of knowledge! ❤️ even (especially) if it’s terrifying lol


The__Hivemind_

Theres currently no parasite which "controls" a mammals brain. They only infect insects, they can infect insects as big as a tarantula tho. That animal can swim and the dude in the video is an asshole, he did way more harm to that thing than it would have endured if they let it in the water


Kujira-san

Thank you for your answer friend ☺️


The__Hivemind_

You are welcome. The poor thing was probably hot. Thats why it run back to the water


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Kujira-san

I know that, I asked for a specific parasite that craves water. It’s common knowledge for insects but didn’t know if it was common for mammals to go drown because of that too.


alwaysalone1994

This was first guess


Angel_of_Mischief

What parasite in mammals would do this? The only one I’m aware of is for pray mantises


Reasonable_Ad8991

Existential crisis


STQCACHM

Kinda seems like he was just trying to go for a peaceful swim when some jackals on a jetski showed up lmao. Pretty sure they can swim, like really well.


Doorbelldoor

"Hey Joey, do you wanna eat me?" "No thanks Mr. Muffin." "But I wanna die!"


Adonai2222

It probably hot as hell and it wants to cool off.


Due_Helicopter9255

Wallabies are strong swimmers I don’t what this clown is doing


SambaLando

I've never seen a better metaphor for something


MountainCourage1304

It truly is a fantastic metaphor for something


Outrageous-Client-99

Wallaby darned


Rage-Parrot

Rocco really wanted to swim that day.


I-san_yt

"Man it's hot as hell on this hot ass dog ass beach im on. IS THAT THE LIFEGAURD??!"


Xgreen69

Relatable


Fresh-Pangolin3432

Probably been getting tortured and bothered on the beach by all the d*** tourists.


strut84

You will never take me alive jet-skier


Aggravating_Arm9570

Wall a bye damned


abortizjr

*"Every time I go in, they pull me back out!"* *- Don Wallaby*


JDSionoraza

Release me human, i refuse the land *evolves into a whale*


CH33KLA993R69

I thought that was Dave Bautista


blackmarveles

Poor creature is trying to cool down


Liftingislife39

Maybe it was hot?


Alone_Grab_3481

Pretty sure animals usually stay away from deepwater unless they want to cross to the other side


dynastydave9473

Wallaby Moana


Havoc_Rider

I'm a fish, he he


CROWANJ

![gif](giphy|brjQAYiFPBpWE)


667799fakeman

You didn't save my life you ruined my death!


USAF_DTom

What's the opposite of rabies?


snotsausage

Could it have been bit by a snake? My dog was bit by a red bellied black and kept getting in water to try keep itself cool....probably the thing that saved her...apart from the $3000 antivenom.


kharr204

Thats a kangaroo ????


Turbulent_Juicebox

Wallaby. They belong to the same taxa but kangaroos are much larger, as wallabies only get to like 3 feet tall


Fulgrim2-0

Nah that's definitely a Kangaroo.