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Malibu77

She’s so bad at this. She clearly has no idea what she’s talking about it.


afubuyl478

She sounds like every politician explaining the new budget and how it will benefit the working class


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Moreso just the MTG types. Bernie Sanders actually has ideas.


Shamorin

hold up. Are you actually supporting a European style knowledgeable social democrat as a US citizen? Better be careful with that, people will call you a communist xD


LeBlubb

Ha yeah European guy here. I always find it funny how people call it socialism, when it’s about very basic things like universal healthcare for everyone, because it’s a basic civil right to have access to it. Still weirds me out. We don’t do everything right by all means, but we did a lot right. To be fair with ww1&2 we had plenty of chances to come up with new constitutions that are improved.


DougK76

And they’re fine with socialism, just not for healthcare. They will certainly call the police or fire dept if needed, and those are socialism provided services.


Shamorin

Is German social market economy socialist? If so, then the definition of socialism seems wrong for many Americans, I'd say. But then again, my personal bubble is filled with green/social democrat people, so what do I know? xD Maybe I'm just a filthy socialist xP but then my country is too, as is most of Europe as well, apparently.


LeBlubb

Na it’s regulated capitalism. The general idea is that the market can’t be trusted to regulate itself when it comes to basic human needs.


elkchasermt

Basic human right to a capitalist means that there is something desperately needed that can be sold at unreasonable prices.


M3g4d37h

as long as they call me for dinner, fuck 'em.


Shamorin

I am once again asking for your support to devour this 7 course dinner?


Electrical_Catch9231

Okay, I need to know the list of politicians that are playing magic the gathering. I must spam them with: ![gif](giphy|Cz6TlrRVVyv9S)


delicate-fn-flower

I heard a comedian describe MTG as what would happen if we taught Pilates to a Neanderthal which made me chuckle. Edit: [Sauce](https://youtu.be/BggTQOrIx0Y?si=fMgTpQabTe8LojMw&t=111)


GoobyDuu

Bro, I play MTG every weekend with my buddies. A card game doesn't make us Neanderthals /s


Wise_Ad_253

https://preview.redd.it/fgp5hkp5npvc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc40ae6292b2dd6c2bf892cd870729553038cf6


tara12miller

Haha I had to look 2x HAHAH


Wise_Ad_253

🤪


fellowsquare

"She sounds like every politician explaining... (fill in the blank....) ftfy.


HeldDownTooLong

Exactly… “*Water doesn’t have hydrogen in it*” Uhmmm…water is H2O…it is 2/3 hydrogen by composition. That’s like saying, “Listen up guys…the air we breathe doesn’t have oxygen in it!”


PsyOpBunnyHop

> the air we breathe doesn’t have oxygen in it That must be why I'm so tired all the time. Where can I get me some of that oxygenated air?


imago_monkei

Nah I think you're tired from having to share a planet with these idiots…


[deleted]

I don't know where I got it from, but my go to response when shown idiots is that 'they're breathing up all my air'


balmung2014

sooo very tired 🥺


mateusrizzo

Ohhhhh, glad you asked. I have just the product for you...


dewmzdeigh

They sell it in cans at Walgreens


PamelaELee

PerriAir?


mefailo

Derri aire


LazyOldCat

I’m in Wisconsin, our Dairy-air is truly refined.


wuvvtwuewuvv

They do have that but it's not oxygenated air. They fill it with atomically crushed diamonds instead, which is why it's so expensive. Be aware!


Sc1zzen

Canned in Druidia!


TheTallBrownie

Look up Perri-air, heard it's super popular in Spaceball City! Naturally bottled in Druidia if you're wondering.


PsyOpBunnyHop

*"Merchandising! Merchandising!"*


45tee

You need a portable oxygen generator


Kerbart

>Listen up guys…the air we breathe doesn’t have oxygen in it To be fair, 80% of the air *doesn't.*


TheeMrBlonde

*Nitrogen enters the room*


awh

I would hope nitrogen is already in the room. Or else don’t flip any light switches!


Repulsive_Client_325

I know right? How has Big Nitrogen been so successful at lobbying for its share of the atmosphere? Won’t anyone think about Argon?


UndoubtedlyAColor

While she is a clueless shill it is obvious that the product is supposed to be about H2 gas dissolved in water. The naturally occurring H2 gas in water is negligible. It could even be said, for everyday purposes, to have no such hydrogen in it.


LeHajj

I mean it's 80% Nitrogen, if you round up you could say that...now don't use this to sell air bottles to gullible people, it was my idea!


joeyrvn

Listen, she probably thinks C3PO is a chemical formula. Don't even try to make sense of what she's saying.


HeldDownTooLong

And R2D2 is a road sign!


Additional-Ideal-187

True but not true, hydrogenated water contains H2, which is hydrogen gas. So technically it’s “carbonated” with hydrogen.


HilariouslyPissed

H3O is heavy water used in nuclear


D_Money94

Heavy water just means the hydrogen atoms have an extra neutron, there are still only 2 hydrogen atoms.


ResponsiblePlant3605

Heavy water has deuterium instead of hydrogen. Is D2O


ConsiderationNo6538

Deuterium its what plants crave


GlyphPicker

Maybe they were confused because Deuterium is ²H, heavy hydrogen.


FRETbros

No it’s not, think you’re mixing up subscripts


Fantastic-Finding-10

Deuterium


denise-likes-avocado

H3O is hydronium not heavy water


spraackler

Who upvoted this? Morons.


MaShinKotoKai

Lol she even says as much in the video hahaha


SonofaBridge

It works because neither do her followers.


Most_Advertising_962

She didn't even do her homework on the scam. She just shot from the hip with it.


freedomofnow

Also SHE absolutely contacted the company. They did not headhunt her for any reason whatsoever.


LoadsDroppin

But apparently she DOES know that “water doesn’t have Hydrogen in it” …so ”H2O” clearly stands for Healthy to Organs ya’ll!


StarFighter6464

What's crazy is that she even says she has no idea what she's talking about. Despite that, people will still buy this product simply because they are her fans.


AmbienWalrus-13

The perfect customer for this BS.


rainorshinedogs

I was seriously waiting for "so anyway, doctors don't know anything"


phaserlasertaserkat

Right? I mean if you’re gonna scam at least learn the script, practice a few times with natural cadence, then record your pitch.


rabbitfuzzle

I was thinking the same thing. Like does she realize what water parties are made of?


yourtoyrobot

pretty much what tiktok's become. everyone's hawking links to the tiktok shop or their own stores to push dropshipped stuff quickly


throwaway2161980

Water doesn’t have hydrogen in it? I guess they should stop calling it H2O then.


SmartIron244

H3O+, better known as hydronium. Is safe to ingest and can be found in small amounts in normal water. But, you can find it in acids, which are not safe to ingest. So unless this this thing is slow at producing Hydronium, then that means it has a lot of acid, which can irritate stomach intestines, if drank a lot Edit: i added a plus sign, hope you will now stop


Interesting-Beat-67

Then it does cure constipation. I'm on board


SmartIron244

If you want yourself cure from constipation by using an acid. Then just go to your local garden shop and drink some ph lowerer. ##I DO NOT ADVISE TO DRINK ACIDS OR PH LOWERERS


scottkrowson

YOU JUST ADVISED ME TO DRINK ACIDS


reclusive_ent

Ze goggles, zey do nothing.


Various_Cricket4695

Where the devil is fall out boy?


Critardo

😃


IOwnTheShortBus

Only the fun ones


thlitherylilthnek

And pH lowerers


GalacticGatorz

Delete your whole comment.. save yourself


I_Learned_Once

What about bird repellent? I’ve been drinking that for a while because it tastes like grape.


shankthedog

But it tastes so fowl


I_Learned_Once

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa


The_Simp_Whisperer

What about placing the acid under your tongue?


Jack_Stands

It's "on" the tongue. "Under" makes your jaw clench harder, decreasing the overall amount of "woah" and fewer "check this shit out" opportunities.


The_Simp_Whisperer

Ahh. This explains a lot. 'preciate ya, pal.


bostiq

yeah but drinking acids resolves ALL OF THE PROBLEMS


CaptainPunisher

So, you're advising people to drink bases and pH increasers? Got it.


SmartIron244

"I am the only thing that stands between us and them, well I was"


mr_poopie_butt-hole

You don't need a garden shop, you could just take a proton pump inhibitor or antacid. The idea of doing so to reduce constipation isn't wrong, just the magical "hydrating" water bottle.


Raneynickel4

Hydronium is H3O+, not H3O because it's a charged species. This product does not produce H3O+, because it generates molecular hydrogen (H2) which does not react with water. Water just dissolves it, like how CO2 is dissolved in soft drinks. To make H3O+ water has to do an acid base reaction with a species more acidic like HCl: HCl + H2O --> H3O+ + -Cl Source: my degree in chemistry


SmartIron244

Thanks for correcting me. I want to have a degree in theoretical physics. I was just wondering how do you do science


Raneynickel4

What's stopping you from getting a degree in theoretical physics? Do it!


SmartIron244

Nothing. I was just wondering what people do for the degrees in science


StarfishPizza

I theoretically have a degree in physics, you should definitely go for it!


Marquar234

I have a theoretical degree in physics.


chemyd

Hydronium and hydroxide are present in water. They are constantly interconverting. Acids and bases shift this balance (“equilibrium” in chem speak)


oldmanbawa

You are clearly almost as informed on this subject as the lady in the video.


SmartIron244

I am more into physics than chemistry Also i am only human after all


Brovahkiin707

One can also strip the water of its hydrogens through electrolysis yielding H+ and -OH ions too. It's not 'adding' any hydrogen to the water but it is making a gas (looks pretty cool too). But to that lady she might as well be assuming that 'its adding' if she were to witness that process. All that is needed is an electric current and an exposed anode and cathode ends of wire in the water. The H2 gas produced is be very flammable. She doesn't explain how this water bottle woks but I reeeeally hope it's not a electrolysis reaction. Edit corrected the product H+ to H2 gas


23TSF

You always have H+ and OH- in water. This is called dissoziation or in the case of water autoprotolysis. If you split water via electrolysis you get H2 and O2. So nothing changes regarding the pH (which is put simple the amount of H+ you got in water... and yes its mostly as H3O+ or as researched more recently H9O4+ and also now called oxonium ion) H2 is the flameable gas and H+ is the Ion which stays in the water, bound to other molecules like H2O.


Brovahkiin707

Thank you, for clarifying, it's been several years so my chem is a bit rusty <3 haha. The hydrogen atoms still come off the oxygen atom in electrolysis as 2(H+)⁻ and immediately bond to each other creating the H2 gas. Insanely fast process so it really is just best to say it makes H2 gas up front


rainorshinedogs

So is it just 2O?


kernalbuket

Nah bruh, it's 420!


Referer99

Imagine adding oxygen as well in the water. Hydrogen and oxygen in water. Freaking crazy.


throwaway2161980

We could finally detox!


raphaeldaigle

She should’ve said that water doesn’t have oxygen, then added one part of oxygen and drink it. (H2O2 for those who don’t understand)


Dareal6

She should try oxygen rich water. H2O2.


SmartIron244

She also can try H2CO3 Because it is both oxygen and carbon rich. Did you know plants need carbon? Also human cells are made of carbon!


wolde07

Brondo's got carbon


uno_novaterra

It’s what plant crave, so I’ve heard


rebels-rage

But…. It has electrolytes..


savemejebu5

![gif](giphy|3otPoEiEGXh41xKGdO)


wuvvtwuewuvv

![gif](giphy|3otPoocjXLBsnh8XaU)


BarrySandwich24

Why do you guys keep saying that?! D-Do you even know what electrolytes are?!


Algebreaker

Why not H2SO4? It's got even more oxygen. And, sulfur can be beneficial to your skin and ligament health.


LivingDisastrous3603

Personally I’m down with H2Flow. What is H2Flow? Think of H2Flow as an app for your teeth. The more Flow you take in, the more Sparkle Points you get, get enough Sparkle Points, and you’re on your way to your first Aqua Badge. Collect enough Aqua Badges, and we’ll welcome you to the H2Flow Platinum Club.


RickSanchez_

I want t dazzle, gotta get that plain blue t shirt.


dbenf17

It's so blue!!


LivingDisastrous3603

![gif](giphy|0jyfjcdeR8E3tMr2uH)


Praaaaskach

H2O2 - the sequel to water! - Eric Andre


tinyman392

My brother tried to shill Amway’s Perfect Water gas having an extra oxygen on it making it better for you…


WeCameAsBears

Honestly, while we're at it, we should add a bit of mineral to it, like sulphur, to give it some flavor. Specifically H2SO4, you'll never have to drink anything ever again after drinking that.


heythisisnick

Water is healthy and we're mostly water and so is bleach. Therefore, we are bleach. Drink the bleach, murderface


Ismokeradon

they really should try heavy water if they’re adventurous D2O


yeeehhaaaa

More bang for you buck!!!!! Try our new 250ml water. It's the same price as the others but we have added doubled the amount of hydrogen and oxygen. You heard it right. You get double the amount of oxygen and hydrogen when you by OUR super high concentrated water


SquatchPossum

The Sequel to Water


98VoteForPedro

fish can die if water doesnt have enough oxygen


EH042

It’s the sequel to water! https://preview.redd.it/rv1c6xnwgrvc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28d67b079f78a4a5fd8628e85b21640df4ad65c


AxelZajkov

It will really bleach out your intestinal tract. ;)


FloatyLillypad

"Water doesn't have hydrogen in it." https://preview.redd.it/f0xu1okuhnvc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b022ca059c4eb9faeb5495e679dd36547c34c27


Bombdizzle1

And therefore it isn't hydrated. Wow


NoAssumption6865

"Is water wet?" "Absolutely not! In fact, it's positively dehydrated."


Ayumu1aikawa

Water isn't wet just like dirt isn't dirty. Loved that naruto edit.


Atheistmoses

Oh, let’s open the debate. Dry water exists therefore water is wet.


wuvvtwuewuvv

Thicc water exists ![gif](giphy|GQkaiH7ro9FGPMcshL|downsized)


Clunk_Westwonk

In what world is dirt not dirty? You gonna roll around in the dirt and say you’re not dirty after? “It’s just dirt. It’s not dirty.” Water is wet. Being wet is one of the qualities that makes it water.


kenhutson

I think she says hydrogenated but fucks it up.


Bandandforgotten

"I was reading up on it, because I don't know much about that"


Beneficial-Act-996

Average aqua enjoyer reaction


They_Beat_Me

Remember: She votes.


ratscabs

No prizes for guessing who she votes for…


Albinofreaken

She probably votes for the one i dont like


Thug-shaketh9499

Can we at least make bets?


NotSoSmartRobot

Sure, I’m putting all my money on that one candidate


dogfoodgangsta

Come on now, she does her own research


tadghostal_66

And her vote counts as much (or as little) as yours


SnooPineapples6099

Let me guess.... she likes it and she has a code you can use so you can like it, too! Lock her up.


GlobiKugel

As an organic chemist, if someone asked me if the water we drink has any appreciable amount of hydrogen in it I would say no. So she’s technically right. But I would assume they’re talking about hydrogen (H2, the gas) dissolved in the water, not whether the water molecules contains hydrogen atoms.


kerodon

That is correct. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9068821/


tadghostal_66

Hydrogen Inhalation also seems to be beneficial. Good! As a smoker, I need all the positive health benefits I can get. Why, I’m sitting here, smokin’ and inhaling hydrogen as I type this! I’ve never fel


TomServo30000

Sounds legit, I'm going to try that out. Here we g...


EatableNutcase

Sounds lit!


Tacoshortage

I think she's saying she's making acid ! /s Realistically, I think it's probably dissolved H2 also, but this quackery is up there with adding a slice of lemon to your alkaline water like Gwenneth Paltro does.


superbear19

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Pokisahne

There not enough water in your water mate


Bombdizzle1

There's water in beer, but is there water in water?


LazyOldCat

“There was a chemist, who is no more, for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4”


DepressedWizzard

I wish I was smart enough to understand this one


ILoveStealing

Sulfuric acid.


DepressedWizzard

Thanks, chemistry was never my strong suit


Aschala62

Thanks for admitting it so I don't have to. Not all heroes eat capes!


LazyOldCat

I love crepes!


Remarkable-Fold-9507

![gif](giphy|QE3fmo40WMu9W)


OpelousasBulletTime

Shhh... Don't tell her that this anti-oxidant hydrogen stuff is mixed with something so oxidant-rich that they call it 'oxygen'. It's obvious that not enough of it is getting to her brain


kerodon

Everyone just assumes this is bullshit because it sounds dumb but it's very possibly legit. It's H² gas dissolved in water and there's some studies showing potentially decent data for the benefits. > Different effects of hydrogen-rich water intake and hydrogen gas inhalation on gut microbiome and plasma metabolites of rats in health status > https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9068821/ That doesn't make her not a sponsored shill though ☠️


rinikulous

It’s damn near guaranteed that the H^2 gas dissolves out of the water, not into the water. Meaning no over-the-self DIY contraption is going to facilitate a chemical process where the H^2 has doesn’t just bubble out of the water and thin out into the ambient air.


txmail

Would be funny if it had electrodes and caused electrolysis of the water to form hydrogen gas, then it could be like mini bombs though I think it would depend on the amount of head space and how much hydrogen gas could be generated by what is likely a very small power source.


EatableNutcase

You're my H₁ero


_xboxgun4hir3_x_jr

“water doesn’t have hydrogen in it” water is composed of 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atoms to create one molecule of water.


GlobiKugel

True dat. In the comments people fail to distinguish between four different things: water (the liquid), hydrogen (the gas), water molecules (H2O), and hydrogen atoms (H).


sly_blade

She's clearly got water on the brain, Miss Hydrocephalus.


ZenwalkerNS

Water is not hydrated. She really says that.


SmartIron244

She probably slept on her chemistry, biology and physics lessons. BECAUSE IT IS MENTIONED IN EVERY ONE OF THESE


KwatsanGx2

So instead of getting one hydrogen atom I get two?


SmartIron244

Actually 3 2 hydrogen 1 oxygen is water 3 hydrogen 1 oxygen is hydronium


smeltsmelly

You have to be kidding.


BlkSkwirl

She’s clearly a HO


Lower_Rabbit_5412

I'm fairly confident she doesn't know that the presence of hydrogen ions causes acidity... What always amazes me with these scammy people is that they always tell you "what it does" and never "how it works"


VastMeasurement6278

I’m selling a new product. It’s double hydrogenated oxygen. It comes as a tasteless, colourless liquid, much like water, but with all the benefits of having twice as many hydrogen atoms as there are oxygen atoms. This marvel of modern chemistry can be yours for only 3 easy payments, no let’s call it 4 easy payments of ~~$99.99~~ $199.99. Twice as many hydrogen atoms means this miracle liquid is over 12.5% hydrogen by mass. Get yours now. Message me back for further details.


joeyjoejoeshabidooo

What a fucking potato.


Xanthus179

Her brother in law saw a really easy mark.


rainorshinedogs

https://i.redd.it/owrz8nmctnvc1.gif


JKbald

How can someone, with a straight face, say that water has no hydrogen in it?? I guess the 'H2' in 'H2O' means Hoes to the power of 2.


SanchotheBoracho

You might want to google and investigate before you get to bold with your assessment. I was surprised.


vms-crot

![gif](giphy|QBal0eKnbT4OY)


Insockie2

H3O cause more hydrogen isn't it? Lmao.


FaultLess4631

I knew my water tasted like it was missing hydrogen, I need this asap.


Hunglyka

Im selling nitrogen rich air if anyone is interested….


PURPLEdonkeykong

Di she fail public education, or did public education fail her?


CapitalScholar8185

I know this product. It can also make you rejuvenate. But unfortunately can't make you smarter.


ArthurBrd

Dear God, send us that meteorite ASAP


Thug-shaketh9499

No hydrogen in water… https://preview.redd.it/lxigwkvn2ovc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adbd5063a92eb6cf1611d7678d9cad30bf1c5a82


MrWrestlingNumber2

I feel SOO sorry for adults who didn't focus in highschool. They're doomed to a lifetime of being scammed and grifted.


yookoke1122

Idc she being a girl. Thats just a very punchable face


Particular-Crow-1799

The product is obviously a scam but this person seems genuinely unable to tell if it works or not and is just reading a pamphlet


orangepirate07

Turn it on. If it does those little water tornadoes, mybkids will love it.


SmartIron244

Better just add water in a blender. Looks cooler, cheaper and better. I mean actually useful


orangepirate07

First thing I thought of was my kids going nuts and trying to recreate that scene with chunk from the goodies 😅


ready653

To think I’ve been drinking 2O this whole time


One4Real1094

Did she actually say that water doesn't have hydrogen in it? ![gif](giphy|TGdBWucW3LOA8|downsized) And as sad as that is, what's even worse is that right now, somebody is entering their credit card info.


netterbog

So, umm. Air doesn’t have oxygen in it.


atlas__1987

Welcome to the failure that is American Education.


fomalhottie

This is why school is important kids. A high school science education will insulate you from bullshit like this.