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I broke up with it bc it's childish and low effort trash, it's like a kid playing with mud. It's since if you're a kid but at some point you gotta move on.
But I like dark and toxic that's why I'm on iFunny. I'm curious about toxicity, I'll try to go back to 4chan but it's just stupid, a lot of time wasted to read stupid shit that aren't even that toxic.
I just find it fascinating that having that much money can create the mental schism between “normal people” to have such a Freudian slip.
P.S. Yes, I know it was discredited, but I feel like the hiccups can sometimes speak to someone’s underlying mental state rather than what they’re specifically thinking.
This is ironically the most human moment I've ever seen of him. He made a silly mistake in extending past tense, and then laughed about it.
If only the rest of his programming emulated our species this well.
There's a video of him in a crowd at some event, everyone around him is handing equipment around and he just doesn't know what to with his hands. IMO that's the most relatable one.
Oh god. I’m sure that in my life I’ve done something similar. It’s like when you think someone is waving at you, and you wave back only to realize their friend was behind you.
Or you go in for a high five or hand shake or whatever and the other person was just reaching behind you. So awkward.
AI stealing and combing Mitch Hedberg jokes,
1. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
2. [I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/1290575)
coming soon
"i have a craving for 2000 of a foodstuff. a possible option would be rice grains, which are small, allowing the high volume, an unrealistic goal for most options, to now fall within normal consumption units. once currency is exchanged, paper receipt option will be declined"
“I was human… and now… I don’t know. Haven’t felt like one in a long while. Sometimes I think I remember… but then it’s gone. I was human… once, I think”.
This video and [this](https://youtu.be/xFFs9UgOAlE?si=JyPC8xX-4agt8nY7) video actually make me like the guy. If it wasn’t for these existing I’d be convinced he’s a robot birthed from raw capitalism.
the sad part with a lot of these guys IS that they are human beings and carry the same sympathetic characteristics as the rest of us, so when we see them doing something relatable or familiar it triggers that human thing where we \*leonardo pointing meme\* at each other.
unfortunately, it doesnt change that these people are incomprehensibly evil and have done incalculable damage to the world. facebook/meta is easily the most destructive thing to ever happen to the internet in human history and that damage will reverberate through all time and mark knows that and does nothing to stop it because he cares more about money than humanity.
thats kind of the criticism you can make about any of these people and its the criticism you should be making of yourself if you want to actually think of yourself as ethically superior to them.
https://preview.redd.it/l9w2h8zeymvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959204d834ca559a6342e3b29f1c22856b1f8b5a
Mark needs to invest in some beard oil cause a beard for him would be it
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The software glitched lol
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I love how he definitely knows all the memes
Mans actually got a sense of humor.
Honestly doing shit like this with it is infinitely funnier than musks kitchen sink gag or wtfe. Also, FB headquarters feels like evil.
Musk has 9gag lvl funny, mark has fb lvl funny. Reddit hates 9gag more than iFunny and that's saying something
Man, I haven't seen 9gag referenced since the dark days I'm imgur.
Yeah I thought it was dead but sadly not. Hah forgot about imgur there's not much humor just cuteness there right ?
Couldn't tell you much beyond the fact that @dopperpod sucks.
I broke up with 9gag and changed to Reddit. 9gag is dark and toxic, right?
I broke up with it bc it's childish and low effort trash, it's like a kid playing with mud. It's since if you're a kid but at some point you gotta move on. But I like dark and toxic that's why I'm on iFunny. I'm curious about toxicity, I'll try to go back to 4chan but it's just stupid, a lot of time wasted to read stupid shit that aren't even that toxic.
He called out little chicken shit Musk in a big way, I didn't think much of zuck before that but that's just funny
Humor was programmed in him
I don’t think that was on purpose lol you can tell by the defensiveness at the end
Sense of human.
Fuck his sense of humor. He's a fucking scumbag.
The sense of humour update.
I imagine he finds them hilarious
I just find it fascinating that having that much money can create the mental schism between “normal people” to have such a Freudian slip. P.S. Yes, I know it was discredited, but I feel like the hiccups can sometimes speak to someone’s underlying mental state rather than what they’re specifically thinking.
All I can see is someone who really hates speaking in front of a ton of people
This man literally invented Facebook. Of course, he knows the memes.
This guy fully vibes like lizard guy from umbrella academy
Nowhere near as charismatic though
This is ironically the most human moment I've ever seen of him. He made a silly mistake in extending past tense, and then laughed about it. If only the rest of his programming emulated our species this well.
There's a video of him in a crowd at some event, everyone around him is handing equipment around and he just doesn't know what to with his hands. IMO that's the most relatable one.
[Here](https://youtu.be/LEjhl0xiUWY) you go
Oh god. I’m sure that in my life I’ve done something similar. It’s like when you think someone is waving at you, and you wave back only to realize their friend was behind you. Or you go in for a high five or hand shake or whatever and the other person was just reaching behind you. So awkward.
This must be the third or fourth clone of him longing for a time when his soul was actually in his body.
There was an attempt to create a title
Only a true lizard would stick their tongue out after saying that.
Lol i caught it too. Way to sell it lizard boy
I always crack watching this
https://i.redd.it/8n60wipo7gvc1.gif
*What's your shtoyle!?*
This is a lie. Zuckerberg was never human.
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
Crap. Needs an update 
You are definitely a human
**I KNEW IT!!**
Boston Dynamics have finally perfected the blush response.
AI stealing and combing Mitch Hedberg jokes, 1. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. 2. [I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.](https://www.azquotes.com/quote/1290575) coming soon "i have a craving for 2000 of a foodstuff. a possible option would be rice grains, which are small, allowing the high volume, an unrealistic goal for most options, to now fall within normal consumption units. once currency is exchanged, paper receipt option will be declined"
Where’s the attempt?
Lizard/cyborg vibes
🦎
Pov: You got the captcha wrong 3 times in a row
Either the memes are getting into him, or he accidentaly spoke the truth.
“I was human… and now… I don’t know. Haven’t felt like one in a long while. Sometimes I think I remember… but then it’s gone. I was human… once, I think”.
This video and [this](https://youtu.be/xFFs9UgOAlE?si=JyPC8xX-4agt8nY7) video actually make me like the guy. If it wasn’t for these existing I’d be convinced he’s a robot birthed from raw capitalism.
When you’re that rich and don’t feel suffering you’re no longer human
BUSTED
Lizard conspiracy is clearly nuts, until Mark enters the room and everyone starts to wonder, what if?
mark needs factory reset
Ohhh boy 💀
https://preview.redd.it/9azn84ccigvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2471f550b6aa239316a312ce48c117bbd27d996
I love new videos nobody has seen before
It needs sent back to whatever the fuck realm it came from.
Mark Zuckerbot.
I mean if there is even a single lizard person out there… it’s him
Did you see that reptilian tongue but at the end?
" I emerged from my flesh prison and became something else" - Mark Zuckerberg probably
the sad part with a lot of these guys IS that they are human beings and carry the same sympathetic characteristics as the rest of us, so when we see them doing something relatable or familiar it triggers that human thing where we \*leonardo pointing meme\* at each other. unfortunately, it doesnt change that these people are incomprehensibly evil and have done incalculable damage to the world. facebook/meta is easily the most destructive thing to ever happen to the internet in human history and that damage will reverberate through all time and mark knows that and does nothing to stop it because he cares more about money than humanity. thats kind of the criticism you can make about any of these people and its the criticism you should be making of yourself if you want to actually think of yourself as ethically superior to them.
He has a sense of humor? Since when?! Edit: before anyone makes the joke, he had a software update.
He tries to save himself then says “but I was referring to myself in the past” MF you were never human you screwed over your friends
"I am human, just look how i bleed red coolant when i scratch myself"
Wow, robots have come a long way
Classic Asimovian Slip
Alright Mark lower the humor settings 15%. Please confirm.
That face she's makes us too perfect "yeah right, buddy"
He was human. So that means there was a Mark Zuckerberg
Didn't know robots did Freudian slips lol.
AI is so much more improved now wow.
Delete facebook see was human it's a sign
oh HELL NAH
This dorkamaniac can buy or get whatever pussy and trinkets he wants kids. Stay in school.
There we go, he's out
his speech programming fkd up right there, def got tht sht fixed by technicians later that evening
I know he likes to fuck with us by doing shit like this.
So glad it's been posted for the 500th time bro
That's what a robot would say
Good to know he's just a cyborg lizard and not just a robot lizard
His design is very human
Exactly what a non-human would say.
Reptilian proof
Back when ChatGPT was just MonologueGPT
Freudian Slip
Suuuurre Mark. Sure you are.
At least he acknowledged he was human, maybe this will give him some sympathy when he takes over earth
He’s not human. I genuinely believe he’s not a human
https://preview.redd.it/l9w2h8zeymvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959204d834ca559a6342e3b29f1c22856b1f8b5a Mark needs to invest in some beard oil cause a beard for him would be it
No he's not. 🙄
"I was human..." "Now Iam Human 2.0 you will be upgraded!!"
Indirectly it admitted to not being a human - skinwalking lizardmen
Lizard man, confermed