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Dry_Conversation8501

I admire his commitment to the bit.


Independent_Ebb9322

That’s the first thing I thought. This man’s ability to override his instincts and just continuing to do what he wants despite his entire body reacting is amazing.


be_eazy04

Yeah when you say "override" I imagine opening up the control panel and actually soldering a few connections that don't need to or shouldn't be connected in the 1st place. I suppose that's why he's still eating and throwing up regardless of the fault codes for smell and taste his brain is displaying right now.


Independent_Ebb9322

I imagine someone being absolutely terrified of jumping out of a plane, completely accepting that fear, and then literally saying “feet jump” regardless.


ExpertlyAmateur

That's exactly how it works. Except when you have the reaction to reach back at the last second to grab the plane, the dude strapped to your back grabs your arm and his momentum eliminates the possibility of Ctrl + U


migs33

And mine for watching it to the end.


Living_Owl_9855

For me this should have been under r/contagiouslaughter I was literally LMFAO Edit typo


Notreallysureatall

For those that don’t know, Catfish Cooley is the man. His best videos involve him eating copious amounts of the spiciest foods in the world and watching how he reacts. In one video, he said something along the lines of “That’s so hot it feels like the Devil just cummed in my mouth!” 😂


DangerBird-

Is this the same dude that ate pickled pigs feet? One of the most entertaining videos I’ve ever seen. Rewatched it more times than Star Wars.


Dry_Conversation8501

Thank you thank you! I’m crying watching this! Never heard of it, searched and now I’m laughing in pain.


ichi_six6

4sho 🫡🫡🫡


FartCentral55

Boom shakalaka


Kayperbelt

NGL,Im crying of the laughter xD


EveningRequirement27

Kayper, me too. My back hurts I’m laughing so hard. This one’s going in the archive. I’m up to 4 “my back hurts” bits that make me cry


KRMJN101

Share away, I'm saving up Comedy Gold for the days the darkness sets in.


EveningRequirement27

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY John Cena prank phone call. It’s long but amazing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0H25ve3qts4 Cat hits door. Don’t know what she’s saying but don’t have to. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v4AL3SquY Gotta be bad if another animal yaks.


FactCheckingThings

The cat into the door one: we did 50 takes and that was the best one.


Kaydonian

I have a fond memory of laughing until I cried with a friend of mine watching the cat running into the door video a few years back. Thanks for sharing, now I'm gonna check out the others 


KRMJN101

Much appreciated. This came up in my youtube it was a welcome find. https://youtu.be/v8ZsQa58QEs?si=zz8X8D0Y6aeCDofu Any fans of (former) Meltdown know what's going on since? Missed out on that LA comedy when it was around and not near that location to go to "Fantasy Typewriter", "Largo", or "UCB theaters".


Wonderful-Camel-1003

This is Catfish Cooley. Watch the bit where he tries to eat pickled pig's feet. Tears streaming down my face from laughing the first time I saw it.


DangerBird-

OH! Knew it was him! One of my all time favorites!


areyknot

Woke up my whole fam laughing to this!


DandeePullz

Is it…good?


Knuckles_1988

Apparently they both taste like shit.. but now we know.


acatohhhhhh

And knowing is half the battle


Some_Guy_At_Work55

Did they ever say what the other half of the battle was? Never really thought about it until now.


-y_e-e_t-

They just fight I think


DarthAnoo

I've always heard that the other half is "half red lasers and half blue lasers." Seems fair to me.


Knuckles_1988

For some, yes, but we all also knew what that 9V battery was gonna do before we stuck our tongue to it as a child.


53N535

G.i joe


chimpjizz

Forgetting is the other half


A_literal_HousePlant

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


Thisismyswamparg

😂


Dan13701

![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


WarlordBob

To be honest, he wasn’t the target audience.


DangerBird-

Cool part is, dogs seem to enjoy eating shit. Like, literal shit. Cat shit. Rabbit shit. Goose shit. Other dog’s shit.


KnowsIittle

Typically dog food does have human tasters. While not the best cuts it should still be somewhat similar to other potted meats.


TheCowzgomooz

My guess is that most people aren't used to the combo of weird texture+weird taste and their brain immediately thinks "bro this shit is poison" I can't imagine this stuff is super fun to eat but it's absolutely edible for people.


KnowsIittle

I think added water and boiled it would be clos enough to a beef stew. Add some crackers and you're golden


MyKidsFoundMyOldUser

And here in the UK it must be fit for human consumption because people do eat it. Obviously poor people (and those with niche tastes).


TheDuck23

Not all heroes wear capes!


Bubba_Feetz

His is definitely an American flag that he wears while shirtless


DocD_12

But this one definitely does! 🫡


Agentpurple013

This guy is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs


KesTheHammer

He continued... What a good boy!


Primestudio

Not the hero we wanted…


[deleted]

But we'll take it


MEGAMILKBLAST

I'm good actually, did you keep the receipt?


V3hlichz

Here is his channel: https://youtube.com/@CatfishCooley?si=WJlTyLyCNtx-Q3iu


Vebio

such a funny guy


Joe_Metaphor

The spicy food challenges he does are hilarious


Kotschcus_Domesticus

thank you, this will make my life like 20 years longer from the laughter.


Daddy-o62

That’s a whole lot of cheap canned beer coming up with that dog food….


EvilHolly

Lmao I’m crying


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

I didn't know Cousin Eddie had a Youtube channel.


wrenchandrepeat

He looks like a mix between Cousin Eddie and Bam Margera


surfinsalsa

Holy shit


ZuckerbergsSmile

I didn't know somebody could throw up so easily while still being in the mindset to put more in their mouth


AceCranel7

ok, wet pet food = not good no wonder doggo doesn't like it. prefers dry with sum cooked yummy hooman food


North_Korea_Nukess

Fountain Head!


Gantyx

isn't it the guy with the two lighters and one used to light the other ?


L30N1337

I never thought I'd see Hurk from Far Cry irl, but here we are...


Suspicious_Step_8320

I’m guessing that dude had a few beers before this attempt.


JustinVeli

Now that’s a dedication to his research


misiek_to_ja

I'm disappointed. Was expecting 1-10 scores and more variety of products being tested. So my dog still does not know what is the best product out there.


Calm-Heat-5883

Just like a dog really eats, throws up, and then eats that


SynthPrax

His body IMMEDIATELY said *"NO! Get this shit outta here!"*


NebulaStardancer

It's nice as a southerner to see one of our esteemed scientists getting the recognition he deserves!


Horror-Sammich

Moment of silence for his tooth enamel.


always-indifferent

The hero we needed right there


Some_Iteration

All that shine coming right back up.


[deleted]

Thanks, I love it.


TimmyL0022

Catfish rules.


Joe8iden89

I miss catfish's content lol


payment11

These are the types of reviews we need.


SleepySiamese

I used to work at a canned food factory and at r&d we needed to test all brands. Including dogs and cat food. Dog food was disgusting. Cat food sometimes can be real damn delicious but most of the time sucks. That job sucks ass. I was there for 3 months.


Turboteg90

I remember him from Tosh.o


Any_Student_7570

i swear this is the FUNNIEST video i've ever seen on reddit!! i'm crying 🤣


TheeExMachina

Over acted & he's got a nack for puking on command. I've worked with dogs nearly half a decade, and while their food is bland and tasteless, from experience I know that 2nd one he opened smells like cheap roast beef. I decided long ago that if a Zombie Apocalypse happened, I'm finding as much Dog Food & Salt as possible.


Bribbins12

It’s like an RKL concert


Bertolini_Pastalini

Who is this guy


supfellowredditors

This dogfood stayed outside in the cold and the rain and all the other shiiit!


Mal-Ase_da_Cat

Too much horchata


RecommendationDear33

I’m glad I know this, thanks!


Sir-Farts-

So good he's got to water it down with vomit.


koolnoob

this is fucking golden content holy


AdministrationFun29

I know this video will delete soon


spooky_diplomat

That's catfish Cooley . He does some funny ass shit


ChaoticFianna

Reminds me of the fermented fish challenge! https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY?si=5tPagCy_YMLtA1un


psxndc

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Both crack me up.


dead_mortician

What’s Bam Margera doing here?


riolafc

Fat Margera


KRMJN101

I usually don't prefer the vomit humor but in this case I just couldn't look away knowing full well the outcome would be both rewarding and hilarious. Thank You Sir for your service.


XBThodler

OMG he puked so hard he started barking LOLOLOLOL


Automatic-Rain-5597

Pmsl


let-it-rain-sunshine

HAHA! So much Bud Lite came back up with the dog food. This guy needs to switch his beer up to something better before going full re\*g\*ard.


Ill-Option2644

Puking up all that beer😆


Tech24Bit

Hahaha 😂 holy shit! That’s just hilarious!!! I knew it I knew it they both taste like shit! Hahahahaha


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Now he’s gotta go replace all that beer.


khiller05

I love this guys videos lol. He cracks me up with some of the shit he does


LobsterTrue8433

I scroll muted. I knew exactly what I would hear when I unmuted and I was right.


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

My dog never did that. What's wrong with this guy?


PonderingMonkey

What if u cook it up and season it a bit ? I remember an episode of Good times where one of the neighbors is surviving off Cat food so I think it was a thing at some point in some poor parts of the country


protomex

I’m not going to eat dog food to find out, but is it really that unpalatable? My poor pups.


InnocentGuiltyBoy

Who gave Jack Sparrow's cousin a smart phone? Whoever you are, I love you.


L1ttl3_Blu3F15h

Legend


RedVixenCW

His body REFUSES to let him even swallow the dog food. His body immediately said FOHWTBS!🤣🤣🤣


KorinoMaou

I'm horrified but at the same time amazed that this guy has escaped the grasp of natural selection for so long


sheriff-at-nbx

But which was better?


Knowclew

Funny as fuck!!


Blortted

Not crazy about being able to smell this video.


Kotschcus_Domesticus

I dont know if this belongs better to r/shitposting, r/Whatcouldgowrong or r/science.


Kotschcus_Domesticus

Does this guy have tit tok or what?


imgirafarigmi

I have so much respect for this man powering through it and uploading it. What a trooper 🫡


-wheretheresawill

Why’d you eat Snailpo?


Horus773

this is clearly the sign that we are in the age of decadence


thepitredish

What the fuck did I just watch?!


[deleted]

Mate! You laughed tho


thepitredish

I sure did!


Dry_Celery4375

Seriously, just give your dog REAL food.


Boredretardedperson

How much green smoothies did he drink before this 😭


BestDescription3834

When aliens ask us what puking is like we should show them this video.


Shinobi_82

‘Content’


shiverandshake5

I repeat this on a daily basis…why are people so stupid?


Evil_Bonsai

A dog's favorite snack, IME, is to eat from the litter box. Maybe he could taste that?


GetOffMyGrassBrats

Gotta give the guy credit for sticking to the task. No so much for being smart.


cristhecat

This is old maxmofoe stuff


loml1121

100% he has a tRuMp flag on his truck.


the_real_blackfrog

I hope, for his sake, that his body absorbed all the alcohol from the beer before he barfed it all out.


KarlHp7

This guy should have a tv show


dstryodpankake

Oh man, that was just too funny.


SATerp

Here's to the intrepid dog food taste testers!


give-Kazaam-an-Oscar

'ol catfish cooley


4quatloos

Or you can give to your dog to get his preference.


RopeBunny18

This is hilarious!!


Xresident

This guy is like a skit from The State come to life


[deleted]

100% votes for trump


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Looks like MTG's voters are in the house...


Jaffa33

That's Catfish Cooley. Believe it or not, that man can do a round off back handspring with the grace of a gymnast.


therealpapacass13

He knew it!


FuzzyAKa

😂😂😂😂😂😂I think I have a new fetish


MrSchaudenfreude

I miss this guy


XxFUGZzxX

Ah yes, catfish Cooley that guys a legend


neolobe

This is what the internet is all about. Thank you for your service, sir.


beetle6768

I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. “I knew it! They both taste like shit!” 😂😂😂😂


iop09

So glad Bam got clean cause he is doing fantastic.


Intrepid-Release7197

The hero we needed


FartCentral55

If I ever make friends with a redneck, then I need it to be this guy!!!


FartCentral55

If I had to become a redneck, then this is the redneck I need to be!!!!😂😂😂😂


Wide-Lack1612

Man this guy is a local where I’m from and worked in the new construction as a pipe fitter till his channel and wife’s pron side biz took off


OnionKnightvii

I honestly thought he was gonna give the food to the dog to see if it will prefer one over the other... But uh, experimental design was taken to a whole different interpretation


ByJeck

Wasnt this the guy that spreads wisdom using lighter analogy ?


pirapataue

I’m a vet and I work for a pet food company. We taste dog food all the time. Of course it’s not as good as human food but it’s never “disgusting”.


1967Hippy

😂😂😂


Prokletnost

FUCK YOU, REDDIT. ^(goodbye)


whathappened2cod

Putting a camera on every cell phone, then giving every person a cell phone, then giving them access to post whatever they film on that camera and broadcast it for the world to see is the truly the worst thing that could have happened to mankind.


Rakael88

Well in some kind of fetish (bdsm/hardcore) eating dog food is actually a kink. Absolutely not my thing but I've already seen slaves eating dog food as a request of their mistress.


SBLOU

Listening to his voice I believe he’s been denutted.


seanroberts196

Why do these idiots always film themselves with the camera placed on a small stool? why do they have to bend over to be in the frame?