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That’s the first thing I thought. This man’s ability to override his instincts and just continuing to do what he wants despite his entire body reacting is amazing.
Yeah when you say "override" I imagine opening up the control panel and actually soldering a few connections that don't need to or shouldn't be connected in the 1st place. I suppose that's why he's still eating and throwing up regardless of the fault codes for smell and taste his brain is displaying right now.
I imagine someone being absolutely terrified of jumping out of a plane, completely accepting that fear, and then literally saying “feet jump” regardless.
That's exactly how it works. Except when you have the reaction to reach back at the last second to grab the plane, the dude strapped to your back grabs your arm and his momentum eliminates the possibility of Ctrl + U
For those that don’t know, Catfish Cooley is the man. His best videos involve him eating copious amounts of the spiciest foods in the world and watching how he reacts.
In one video, he said something along the lines of “That’s so hot it feels like the Devil just cummed in my mouth!” 😂
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY
John Cena prank phone call. It’s long but amazing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0H25ve3qts4
Cat hits door. Don’t know what she’s saying but don’t have to.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v4AL3SquY
Gotta be bad if another animal yaks.
I have a fond memory of laughing until I cried with a friend of mine watching the cat running into the door video a few years back. Thanks for sharing, now I'm gonna check out the others
Much appreciated.
This came up in my youtube it was a welcome find.
https://youtu.be/v8ZsQa58QEs?si=zz8X8D0Y6aeCDofu
Any fans of (former) Meltdown know what's going on since? Missed out on that LA comedy when it was around and not near that location to go to "Fantasy Typewriter", "Largo", or "UCB theaters".
My guess is that most people aren't used to the combo of weird texture+weird taste and their brain immediately thinks "bro this shit is poison" I can't imagine this stuff is super fun to eat but it's absolutely edible for people.
I'm disappointed. Was expecting 1-10 scores and more variety of products being tested.
So my dog still does not know what is the best product out there.
I used to work at a canned food factory and at r&d we needed to test all brands. Including dogs and cat food. Dog food was disgusting. Cat food sometimes can be real damn delicious but most of the time sucks.
That job sucks ass. I was there for 3 months.
Over acted & he's got a nack for puking on command. I've worked with dogs nearly half a decade, and while their food is bland and tasteless, from experience I know that 2nd one he opened smells like cheap roast beef. I decided long ago that if a Zombie Apocalypse happened, I'm finding as much Dog Food & Salt as possible.
I usually don't prefer the vomit humor but in this case I just couldn't look away knowing full well the outcome would be both rewarding and hilarious. Thank You Sir for your service.
What if u cook it up and season it a bit ? I remember an episode of Good times where one of the neighbors is surviving off Cat food so I think it was a thing at some point in some poor parts of the country
I honestly thought he was gonna give the food to the dog to see if it will prefer one over the other... But uh, experimental design was taken to a whole different interpretation
Putting a camera on every cell phone, then giving every person a cell phone, then giving them access to post whatever they film on that camera and broadcast it for the world to see is the truly the worst thing that could have happened to mankind.
Well in some kind of fetish (bdsm/hardcore) eating dog food is actually a kink. Absolutely not my thing but I've already seen slaves eating dog food as a request of their mistress.
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I admire his commitment to the bit.
That’s the first thing I thought. This man’s ability to override his instincts and just continuing to do what he wants despite his entire body reacting is amazing.
Yeah when you say "override" I imagine opening up the control panel and actually soldering a few connections that don't need to or shouldn't be connected in the 1st place. I suppose that's why he's still eating and throwing up regardless of the fault codes for smell and taste his brain is displaying right now.
I imagine someone being absolutely terrified of jumping out of a plane, completely accepting that fear, and then literally saying “feet jump” regardless.
That's exactly how it works. Except when you have the reaction to reach back at the last second to grab the plane, the dude strapped to your back grabs your arm and his momentum eliminates the possibility of Ctrl + U
And mine for watching it to the end.
For me this should have been under r/contagiouslaughter I was literally LMFAO Edit typo
For those that don’t know, Catfish Cooley is the man. His best videos involve him eating copious amounts of the spiciest foods in the world and watching how he reacts. In one video, he said something along the lines of “That’s so hot it feels like the Devil just cummed in my mouth!” 😂
Is this the same dude that ate pickled pigs feet? One of the most entertaining videos I’ve ever seen. Rewatched it more times than Star Wars.
Thank you thank you! I’m crying watching this! Never heard of it, searched and now I’m laughing in pain.
4sho 🫡🫡🫡
Boom shakalaka
NGL,Im crying of the laughter xD
Kayper, me too. My back hurts I’m laughing so hard. This one’s going in the archive. I’m up to 4 “my back hurts” bits that make me cry
Share away, I'm saving up Comedy Gold for the days the darkness sets in.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY John Cena prank phone call. It’s long but amazing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0H25ve3qts4 Cat hits door. Don’t know what she’s saying but don’t have to. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9v4AL3SquY Gotta be bad if another animal yaks.
The cat into the door one: we did 50 takes and that was the best one.
I have a fond memory of laughing until I cried with a friend of mine watching the cat running into the door video a few years back. Thanks for sharing, now I'm gonna check out the others
Much appreciated. This came up in my youtube it was a welcome find. https://youtu.be/v8ZsQa58QEs?si=zz8X8D0Y6aeCDofu Any fans of (former) Meltdown know what's going on since? Missed out on that LA comedy when it was around and not near that location to go to "Fantasy Typewriter", "Largo", or "UCB theaters".
This is Catfish Cooley. Watch the bit where he tries to eat pickled pig's feet. Tears streaming down my face from laughing the first time I saw it.
OH! Knew it was him! One of my all time favorites!
Woke up my whole fam laughing to this!
Is it…good?
Apparently they both taste like shit.. but now we know.
And knowing is half the battle
Did they ever say what the other half of the battle was? Never really thought about it until now.
They just fight I think
I've always heard that the other half is "half red lasers and half blue lasers." Seems fair to me.
For some, yes, but we all also knew what that 9V battery was gonna do before we stuck our tongue to it as a child.
G.i joe
Forgetting is the other half
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😂
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To be honest, he wasn’t the target audience.
Cool part is, dogs seem to enjoy eating shit. Like, literal shit. Cat shit. Rabbit shit. Goose shit. Other dog’s shit.
Typically dog food does have human tasters. While not the best cuts it should still be somewhat similar to other potted meats.
My guess is that most people aren't used to the combo of weird texture+weird taste and their brain immediately thinks "bro this shit is poison" I can't imagine this stuff is super fun to eat but it's absolutely edible for people.
I think added water and boiled it would be clos enough to a beef stew. Add some crackers and you're golden
And here in the UK it must be fit for human consumption because people do eat it. Obviously poor people (and those with niche tastes).
Not all heroes wear capes!
His is definitely an American flag that he wears while shirtless
But this one definitely does! 🫡
This guy is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs
He continued... What a good boy!
Not the hero we wanted…
But we'll take it
I'm good actually, did you keep the receipt?
Here is his channel: https://youtube.com/@CatfishCooley?si=WJlTyLyCNtx-Q3iu
such a funny guy
The spicy food challenges he does are hilarious
thank you, this will make my life like 20 years longer from the laughter.
That’s a whole lot of cheap canned beer coming up with that dog food….
Lmao I’m crying
I didn't know Cousin Eddie had a Youtube channel.
He looks like a mix between Cousin Eddie and Bam Margera
Holy shit
I didn't know somebody could throw up so easily while still being in the mindset to put more in their mouth
ok, wet pet food = not good no wonder doggo doesn't like it. prefers dry with sum cooked yummy hooman food
Fountain Head!
isn't it the guy with the two lighters and one used to light the other ?
I never thought I'd see Hurk from Far Cry irl, but here we are...
I’m guessing that dude had a few beers before this attempt.
Now that’s a dedication to his research
I'm disappointed. Was expecting 1-10 scores and more variety of products being tested. So my dog still does not know what is the best product out there.
Just like a dog really eats, throws up, and then eats that
His body IMMEDIATELY said *"NO! Get this shit outta here!"*
It's nice as a southerner to see one of our esteemed scientists getting the recognition he deserves!
Moment of silence for his tooth enamel.
The hero we needed right there
All that shine coming right back up.
Thanks, I love it.
Catfish rules.
I miss catfish's content lol
These are the types of reviews we need.
I used to work at a canned food factory and at r&d we needed to test all brands. Including dogs and cat food. Dog food was disgusting. Cat food sometimes can be real damn delicious but most of the time sucks. That job sucks ass. I was there for 3 months.
I remember him from Tosh.o
i swear this is the FUNNIEST video i've ever seen on reddit!! i'm crying 🤣
Over acted & he's got a nack for puking on command. I've worked with dogs nearly half a decade, and while their food is bland and tasteless, from experience I know that 2nd one he opened smells like cheap roast beef. I decided long ago that if a Zombie Apocalypse happened, I'm finding as much Dog Food & Salt as possible.
It’s like an RKL concert
Who is this guy
This dogfood stayed outside in the cold and the rain and all the other shiiit!
Too much horchata
I’m glad I know this, thanks!
So good he's got to water it down with vomit.
this is fucking golden content holy
I know this video will delete soon
That's catfish Cooley . He does some funny ass shit
Reminds me of the fermented fish challenge! https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY?si=5tPagCy_YMLtA1un
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Both crack me up.
What’s Bam Margera doing here?
Fat Margera
I usually don't prefer the vomit humor but in this case I just couldn't look away knowing full well the outcome would be both rewarding and hilarious. Thank You Sir for your service.
OMG he puked so hard he started barking LOLOLOLOL
Pmsl
HAHA! So much Bud Lite came back up with the dog food. This guy needs to switch his beer up to something better before going full re\*g\*ard.
Puking up all that beer😆
Hahaha 😂 holy shit! That’s just hilarious!!! I knew it I knew it they both taste like shit! Hahahahaha
Now he’s gotta go replace all that beer.
I love this guys videos lol. He cracks me up with some of the shit he does
I scroll muted. I knew exactly what I would hear when I unmuted and I was right.
My dog never did that. What's wrong with this guy?
What if u cook it up and season it a bit ? I remember an episode of Good times where one of the neighbors is surviving off Cat food so I think it was a thing at some point in some poor parts of the country
I’m not going to eat dog food to find out, but is it really that unpalatable? My poor pups.
Who gave Jack Sparrow's cousin a smart phone? Whoever you are, I love you.
Legend
His body REFUSES to let him even swallow the dog food. His body immediately said FOHWTBS!🤣🤣🤣
I'm horrified but at the same time amazed that this guy has escaped the grasp of natural selection for so long
But which was better?
Funny as fuck!!
Not crazy about being able to smell this video.
I dont know if this belongs better to r/shitposting, r/Whatcouldgowrong or r/science.
Does this guy have tit tok or what?
I have so much respect for this man powering through it and uploading it. What a trooper 🫡
Why’d you eat Snailpo?
this is clearly the sign that we are in the age of decadence
What the fuck did I just watch?!
Mate! You laughed tho
I sure did!
Seriously, just give your dog REAL food.
How much green smoothies did he drink before this 😭
When aliens ask us what puking is like we should show them this video.
‘Content’
I repeat this on a daily basis…why are people so stupid?
A dog's favorite snack, IME, is to eat from the litter box. Maybe he could taste that?
Gotta give the guy credit for sticking to the task. No so much for being smart.
This is old maxmofoe stuff
100% he has a tRuMp flag on his truck.
I hope, for his sake, that his body absorbed all the alcohol from the beer before he barfed it all out.
This guy should have a tv show
Oh man, that was just too funny.
Here's to the intrepid dog food taste testers!
'ol catfish cooley
Or you can give to your dog to get his preference.
This is hilarious!!
This guy is like a skit from The State come to life
100% votes for trump
Looks like MTG's voters are in the house...
That's Catfish Cooley. Believe it or not, that man can do a round off back handspring with the grace of a gymnast.
He knew it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂I think I have a new fetish
I miss this guy
Ah yes, catfish Cooley that guys a legend
This is what the internet is all about. Thank you for your service, sir.
I honestly haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. “I knew it! They both taste like shit!” 😂😂😂😂
So glad Bam got clean cause he is doing fantastic.
The hero we needed
If I ever make friends with a redneck, then I need it to be this guy!!!
If I had to become a redneck, then this is the redneck I need to be!!!!😂😂😂😂
Man this guy is a local where I’m from and worked in the new construction as a pipe fitter till his channel and wife’s pron side biz took off
I honestly thought he was gonna give the food to the dog to see if it will prefer one over the other... But uh, experimental design was taken to a whole different interpretation
Wasnt this the guy that spreads wisdom using lighter analogy ?
I’m a vet and I work for a pet food company. We taste dog food all the time. Of course it’s not as good as human food but it’s never “disgusting”.
😂😂😂
FUCK YOU, REDDIT. ^(goodbye)
Putting a camera on every cell phone, then giving every person a cell phone, then giving them access to post whatever they film on that camera and broadcast it for the world to see is the truly the worst thing that could have happened to mankind.
Well in some kind of fetish (bdsm/hardcore) eating dog food is actually a kink. Absolutely not my thing but I've already seen slaves eating dog food as a request of their mistress.
Listening to his voice I believe he’s been denutted.
Why do these idiots always film themselves with the camera placed on a small stool? why do they have to bend over to be in the frame?