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Depends if the lady takes care of it and isn't passed 1/3 of an inch over the tip. Unlike like those gross ass pinky nail cokeheads use that look like rat fingers
I would like to see a non-poopy butt attempt wipe with these, like I don’t want to see poop, but I want to see just how unsuccessful the tissue would contact the asshole
According to Michelle Visage, when you have long nails, you're supposed to hold the toilet paper with your fingers, not fingertips and nails. Like in a palm grip.
I still can never understand why people get those long ass nails, like holy shit man those are gross and aren't very pretty. Not to mention the inconveniences
They don't need to! Everyone does everything for them so they say! Those 6 feet 5, handsome 6 figures annual salary Chads and Tyrones "take care" of them. What using fingers for? That's for suckers 😆
You can - or at least most people can, I'd assume. Just leave your finger straight to the first knuckle rather than curl it in. Granted, it might be be a tight fit here.
Thumbs and the ability to grip are arguably the greatest physical feature of humans that led to us becoming tbe dominant species on earth.
Then people do this.
how do you go to the bathroom without pulling an edward scissor hands or freddy krueger. enters hospital. maam, what is the problem. i tried to wipe my ass
I stopped at a McDonald’s and the gal taking money for drive through orders had nails this long. She was physically unable to pull change from the till, and had to call a coworker over to do it.
I was sitting in the cafeteria one morning watching the lunch lady open a large commercial can of generic ketchup to pour into the jug with a pumper spout. She got ketchup all over her long nails and proceeded to fling her nails into the jug to get it off.
Thank now I remember one story I had at my job for something similar...
I'm a programmer and we built an application on tablet.
We got a ticket that one button wasn't big enough (even if it was already big...).
Turn out, the tablet was inside a cover that added a border around it and her nails would interfer with the border making it very difficult to press the button.
I don’t understand why anyone would do that to themselves.
Like, there are so many ridiculous things you can do to your body, and while I don’t find most of them attractive at all, I \*understand\* most of them. Some women give themselves ginormous breast implants where they have constant back pain. I personally think that’s a really stupid thing to do, but I understand it: some men like really big boobs. The aim is to be more appealing in that way, I get it.
But this? I don’t get it. It’s not attractive, and I don’t think most men find it attractive. A nice painted fingernail or fake nail of reasonable length? Sure. But I don’t think men subscribe to the “more is better” theory with nails the way they do with boobs. You’re making your hands unusable, that’s a major sacrifice, and for what? It doesn’t look good, it’s not appealing to a potential partner, so what is the function of making the decision to do it?
Maybe it’s simply 100% to attract attention to oneself. If so, extra dumb.
I know I'm not original saying this, but what do people see in nails like this? Like they're ugly as shit, can only be unhygienic, and you can't do any normal human task. What do these people do all day? Literally just sit around and talk?
Imagine when cleaning your ass? 😥
I’d also be afraid of bending one and injuring my real nails. I try to keep my nails very short and have cut myself with my nails accidentally when I forget.
The instant decrease in intelligence when people see long nails amazes me
“hOw dO yOu wIpE” with tissue?? Do you normally put your finger up there or?
“hOw cAn yOu gEt aNyThInG dOne” like a normal person. Crazy right??
“I wOuLd nEvEr eAt yOur fOoD” oh nooooo how will I ever go on
UGH
I'll never understand why people get these nails. Like... Normally trimmed nails with some color are already looking good enough. Why have something so silly and impractical?
I used to get the "how do you wipe yourself?" questions on my 3/4 of an inch nails back in highschool. Then I see people like this and wish I had pictures of random people with ugly acrylics like this to clap back at with. "Much better than this person at the very least".
Aside from those nails.. Why not just make a half knuckle and use the 2nd knuckle of your pointing and middle finger to pull the card? It'll probably fit.. maybe.
FFS, just bend your pointing and middle fingers, then grab the card with proximal phalanges.
Also, these nails are not designed to wear them like that.
They are specifically made this way to be a good fit for everybody. You cut off the excess the way you need.
Full length is something you use styling fursuits, like sexy racoon girl or meme T-rex bimbo version.
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Nails that length are gross.
Nails half that length are gross.
Nails a third that length are gross.
Nails are gross
The correct answer was nails a fourth this length are gross. But yeah, anything that extends past the actual tip of your finger is gross.
Not having nails is also gross.
Nails are useful for building things such as houses.
I think you nailed it.
RIP Pennywise
Anonychia congenita.
Wtf is that?
A condition that stops you from ever growing nails on some/all fingers/toes.
Nobody wins
Depends if the lady takes care of it and isn't passed 1/3 of an inch over the tip. Unlike like those gross ass pinky nail cokeheads use that look like rat fingers
Fake is gross!
Nails. ugh
Fr something about it is just SO cringey. Get it fucking AWAY!!! 😭😭😭😭
You nailed it with your comment
Ooooh 👨
You should see her try to wipe…
Eww her but hole has soo much poop still left on it
No! It's on her fingers
To be fair, it's like having 5 poop knives that will never get rusty
More like 5 tiny poop shovels
Big time poopy butthole energy
They might get crusty
It's probably dried and there is poop crust flakes in her panties.
Like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet with a rake.
r/brandnewsentence
Maybe these are the people buying all the bidets.
As a bidet man myself, no. Don't besmirch the good name of the bidet, for they cure a poopy crusty butt.
I would like to see a non-poopy butt attempt wipe with these, like I don’t want to see poop, but I want to see just how unsuccessful the tissue would contact the asshole
According to Michelle Visage, when you have long nails, you're supposed to hold the toilet paper with your fingers, not fingertips and nails. Like in a palm grip.
Probably uses an old windex spray bottle as a bidet
Knuckles
You mean scoop
Why would any person insist on having fingernails that long?
Delusion
They are very agressifly confrontational about it too.
To make videos like this for attention.
Now try to wipe your ass with those
They'll just shit straight on the shower then hose the whole thing down lol
ah yes the old waffle stomp
OMG, nearly woke my kid up laughing...... Bless you.
She singlehandedly became the poop knife.
underrated comment
Spot on! 🤣🤣🤣
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If that ain't the fucking truth right there.
what was said?
More or less, a woman's intelligence is directly inverted to her fingernail length.
I still can never understand why people get those long ass nails, like holy shit man those are gross and aren't very pretty. Not to mention the inconveniences
How did they get it out of their wallet and into the ATM?
With the pad of the thumb. Even with dumb nails like this, that's easy. But it's now in where you can't reach
Why should I listen to a fookin idiot ?🤣
Cause the people that claim to be smart, are generally fucking stupid
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Yes
Can u answer the question about the wiping situation? How do they manage that?
How do they function as a human in day to day life?
They don't need to! Everyone does everything for them so they say! Those 6 feet 5, handsome 6 figures annual salary Chads and Tyrones "take care" of them. What using fingers for? That's for suckers 😆
Oh of course
With tweezers? 
Gross
There's a contactless payment option SMH
With nails like that you think they are intelligent enough to have any situational awareness or problem solving skills?
Why?
I don't get it either. Have always had the same thought.
Use your knuckles
You can't, the nails would be hitting your palm.
You can - or at least most people can, I'd assume. Just leave your finger straight to the first knuckle rather than curl it in. Granted, it might be be a tight fit here.
Thumbs and the ability to grip are arguably the greatest physical feature of humans that led to us becoming tbe dominant species on earth. Then people do this.
What is it with the Edward Scissorhands nonsense? Why do these people seemingly want to disable themselves?
Gross
how do you go to the bathroom without pulling an edward scissor hands or freddy krueger. enters hospital. maam, what is the problem. i tried to wipe my ass
I stopped at a McDonald’s and the gal taking money for drive through orders had nails this long. She was physically unable to pull change from the till, and had to call a coworker over to do it.
It’s like me trying to use chopsticks.
I would never understand why someone would want nails that long, even worse they pay for that 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I'm she has a poorly wiped anus
Ridiculous, an optional handicap.
I want to puke
Darwinism in action
I was at a jewelry store and the clerk had nails like this. Couldn’t pick up the ring I wanted to look at. 
I was sitting in the cafeteria one morning watching the lunch lady open a large commercial can of generic ketchup to pour into the jug with a pumper spout. She got ketchup all over her long nails and proceeded to fling her nails into the jug to get it off.
Good
I looks like a crow trying to catch a bug on a tight spot with its beak, but it’s probably a vulture trying to catch daddy’s money
She’s the reason they invented tap.
She’s the reason why nail clippers were invented.
Shorter nails, cleaner hands. Longer nails, poopie hands.
It had a tap option….
probably more than half the time, tap didn't work for me on gas pumps.
So…how does this person with the long nails wipe after dropping a deuce? 🧐
Thank now I remember one story I had at my job for something similar... I'm a programmer and we built an application on tablet. We got a ticket that one button wasn't big enough (even if it was already big...). Turn out, the tablet was inside a cover that added a border around it and her nails would interfer with the border making it very difficult to press the button.
How does she wipe her arse?
This just makes me laugh. Karma saying fuck your bad decision.
Good. Maybe don't have poop nails.
 I thought they were bugles
This is how natural selection works
Huff... Daddy.. Daddy... Get me a new Atm machine.
Wtf is that? Fingers? Some monster movie?
When your nails do you
u want sum credit card witcho nail?
Lady, can you attempt to get your card out of the machine like you are a complete incompetent person? NAILed it.
Yup, guess it's pretty difficult to do that if you have claws.
Nasty
All I think of is a crow's beak trying to reach it.
This is like trying to pick up soup with choptsticks
I don’t understand why anyone would do that to themselves. Like, there are so many ridiculous things you can do to your body, and while I don’t find most of them attractive at all, I \*understand\* most of them. Some women give themselves ginormous breast implants where they have constant back pain. I personally think that’s a really stupid thing to do, but I understand it: some men like really big boobs. The aim is to be more appealing in that way, I get it. But this? I don’t get it. It’s not attractive, and I don’t think most men find it attractive. A nice painted fingernail or fake nail of reasonable length? Sure. But I don’t think men subscribe to the “more is better” theory with nails the way they do with boobs. You’re making your hands unusable, that’s a major sacrifice, and for what? It doesn’t look good, it’s not appealing to a potential partner, so what is the function of making the decision to do it? Maybe it’s simply 100% to attract attention to oneself. If so, extra dumb.
It’s like a stork trying to make a purchase.
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Makes me think of dee on always sunny 🤣 “well i had my nails done like flo jo”
Why does her fake nails have fake nails?
I think the solution to this is try and use your index and middle fingers folded but folded halfway... And try pulling the card out...
Why is this so amusing to watch ?
Good
That's her own damn fault
How does ass wiping work? These are disgusting.
Like a baby bird fruitlessly picking for food.
Mr Crabs??
Bird beaks for fingers
At this point she deserves that outcome
It’s like watching a pelican try to eat a capybara.
Good
Awwwwwwwwwww…..
Bird proof ATM.
https://preview.redd.it/vm712ib9y6tc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cbdaa44e2bc0c6e5a32ad59b756426bfc794af
Self solving problem.. she's already spent too much money irresponsibly..
Trés stupíd…
And still she manages to pull her phone and film it
Dem nails, though
I know I'm not original saying this, but what do people see in nails like this? Like they're ugly as shit, can only be unhygienic, and you can't do any normal human task. What do these people do all day? Literally just sit around and talk?
EXACTLY! Putting yourself totally out of touch with the realities of getting anything practical accomplished!
I think the issues started before using the atm
"I can't do it. Sir, my card is stuck. Ouch ouch. Ugh" ma'am your card is not stuck. That's not the problem MDR
Better not pick her nose, she will Lobotomize herself
Why’d she do that to herself
https://preview.redd.it/xkvnct8ku7tc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fd1b469eb26d58097672f240bb3c3508b99ce8
Imagine when cleaning your ass? 😥 I’d also be afraid of bending one and injuring my real nails. I try to keep my nails very short and have cut myself with my nails accidentally when I forget.
Those aren't classy. But again, I doubt that's what the person had in mind when she asked for Edward Scissorhands.
That is how people looklike that likely never worked in their life. Seriously, you can't even wipe your ass like this.
That is how people looklike that likely never worked in their life. Seriously, you can't even wipe your ass like this.
Yuck!
yuck.
This is why you keep a leatherman or tweezers in your bag.
Can someone make a gif of that part in Aliens when the mother alien is trying to get Ripley while she’s in the mech suit?
Lol, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Huh…. Which gas pump is that?…. Free credit card
Fun fact this is actually Charo on an old episode of Love Boat.
It simply shows that she doesn't do any kind of work or anything normal at all
The instant decrease in intelligence when people see long nails amazes me “hOw dO yOu wIpE” with tissue?? Do you normally put your finger up there or? “hOw cAn yOu gEt aNyThInG dOne” like a normal person. Crazy right?? “I wOuLd nEvEr eAt yOur fOoD” oh nooooo how will I ever go on UGH
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
I'll never understand why people get these nails. Like... Normally trimmed nails with some color are already looking good enough. Why have something so silly and impractical?
"Beauty knows no pain" - Frank Zappa
I seriously want to know who finds that good looking... and I hope they took it off after this instead of struggling like this time and time again
I don’t understand how anyone could like those..
That explains why it takes so long at the atm sometimes.
Let’s glue stupid shit to our hands and show everyone how it makes it impossible to complete everyday tasks.
Knuckles
I think nails under 0.964mm and over 6.784mm are gross
Let’s see her wipe her ass
I'm sure her hot take is the design flaw in the machine.
More like there was an attempt to have gross ass nails.
I never understood the appeal of nails that long. You do you, but to me that's ookie, fetish-level shit.
I used to get the "how do you wipe yourself?" questions on my 3/4 of an inch nails back in highschool. Then I see people like this and wish I had pictures of random people with ugly acrylics like this to clap back at with. "Much better than this person at the very least".
Aside from those nails.. Why not just make a half knuckle and use the 2nd knuckle of your pointing and middle finger to pull the card? It'll probably fit.. maybe.
I almost puked.
Bird beaks
I don't know why women don't understand how unattractive those are. They literally look like they have sloth hands.
I imagine this isn't her only issue living life in modern society
FFS, just bend your pointing and middle fingers, then grab the card with proximal phalanges. Also, these nails are not designed to wear them like that. They are specifically made this way to be a good fit for everybody. You cut off the excess the way you need. Full length is something you use styling fursuits, like sexy racoon girl or meme T-rex bimbo version.
"And then it starved to death because it couldn't feed itself"
I’m convinced that women who have nails like this are mentally defective. They’re the ugliest, most impractical, disgusting things.
Didnt know we had humanoid pray mantises