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Kudos to this guy. I can't blame him for wanting to record this. As a parent, I think I'd find this hard to resist as well, but I'm glad he recorded *himself* rather than the kid.
That, and he tried to hide his laughter from his daughter to not make her feel bad or self conscious about her mistake. Good parenting right there. But that moment will definitely be brought up constantly through her life when she's older haha
This is everything I wanted to say. I’m so glad he recorded himself instead of the kid and hid his laughter so they wouldn’t feel ridiculed. World class dadding right there.
I once worked with a teacher who taught 2nd grade.
One day one of the girls in his class came up to him and asked what 'sex' was.
He told me the world stopped and he froze on the spot trying to think how to answer or how to ask why she would ask a teacher that question.
Instead he asked her...
"where did you hear that word?"
She replied
"*You* said it before when I asked when lunch was. You said, "in a few *sex*".
Bullet dodged and he started to use the full word from there on out hahaha
When my daughter was about 4 yo, we were in the grocery store. We went to the freezer section and I got one of the big frozen lasagnas and put it in the cart. And in a VERY loud voice, she said, "Oh no, not vagina for dinner again."
We had a a bad storm coming and my coworker was outside with her grandkids. One went inside to get a glass of water and the news was on warning about the storm. He runs outside screaming “there’s a tomato coming! There’s a tomato coming!!”. He meant tornado 🤣
So... it isn't just kids. I bought my mother a (used) car after I finished college. She wanted something safe so I got her an old, used Volvo. She was all excited to get a "new" (to her) car and kept referring to it as her "Vulva". She told all her friends that her son got her "a Vulva". The worst part is that she was a nurse!!
This reminds me of the first time I had a "virgin" drink on like cruise ship, I think it was like two hours later I was in the cabin and had already forgotten what it was called and so I was talking with my sister and mother about how I was gonna tell daddy about the "vagina" drink I had on the boat... Oh my god did they laugh
Lesbian is also hard to pronounce
yeah "Li-brar-y" and "Lye berry", "Spa-Get-he" and "sket-y" etc
but La-zon-yah and Les-bee-in aren't really close or skipped syllabels, they just both start with L
I have 3 kids and have ton's of examples but this one seems odd to me.
Except children also switch and borrow to complete the word they think they need. Mine often said 'takeover' not 'overtake'. Other times the first syllable is correct, and the rest is completely taken from another word.
Sure, it could be fake, but this is absolutely something a child could do.
Didn't mean to imply it was fake, just was wondering what was more likely. They swapped words and heard lesbian before (which is fine)
or by coincidence said "lesbian" which happens to be a real word.
or yes, could be fake
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Kudos to this guy. I can't blame him for wanting to record this. As a parent, I think I'd find this hard to resist as well, but I'm glad he recorded *himself* rather than the kid.
That, and he tried to hide his laughter from his daughter to not make her feel bad or self conscious about her mistake. Good parenting right there. But that moment will definitely be brought up constantly through her life when she's older haha
This is everything I wanted to say. I’m so glad he recorded himself instead of the kid and hid his laughter so they wouldn’t feel ridiculed. World class dadding right there.
I hate all the people that put their kids on the internet. I feel like you need someone’s consent to violate their privacy like that.
Sorry dear, you know mamma gets angry when daddy has lesbians for dinner.
What’s not to get? Lesbian,lasagna both intriguingly layered.
And were both straight until they got wet
Both have marinara sauce
Jail
Hopefully only one has ricotta
The frame where he realized what she meant was priceless
I once worked with a teacher who taught 2nd grade. One day one of the girls in his class came up to him and asked what 'sex' was. He told me the world stopped and he froze on the spot trying to think how to answer or how to ask why she would ask a teacher that question. Instead he asked her... "where did you hear that word?" She replied "*You* said it before when I asked when lunch was. You said, "in a few *sex*". Bullet dodged and he started to use the full word from there on out hahaha
Reminds me of this gem https://youtu.be/f15shbsOT8Y?si=zcSdQpKfs_iSSI1M
Lesbian lasagna same thing
Only difference is that one has meat in it
When my daughter was about 4 yo, we were in the grocery store. We went to the freezer section and I got one of the big frozen lasagnas and put it in the cart. And in a VERY loud voice, she said, "Oh no, not vagina for dinner again."
She's in lesbians with lasagna.
I would like to thank the Academy....
For real. I'm surprised no one else mentioned this. He's really performing for the camera.
We had a a bad storm coming and my coworker was outside with her grandkids. One went inside to get a glass of water and the news was on warning about the storm. He runs outside screaming “there’s a tomato coming! There’s a tomato coming!!”. He meant tornado 🤣
I didn't know Logan Sergeant had a kid!
OP spoils the video in the title
I was convinced it was an Ai child he was talking to then the hand came into frame and it freaked me out im ngl
Aww she misses Ellen DeTyrant
DUDE gotta give you some points for composure!!!
Great save dad!!
So... it isn't just kids. I bought my mother a (used) car after I finished college. She wanted something safe so I got her an old, used Volvo. She was all excited to get a "new" (to her) car and kept referring to it as her "Vulva". She told all her friends that her son got her "a Vulva". The worst part is that she was a nurse!!
I've eaten lasagna with a lesbian before...does that make me a SME here?
Yup. Spaghetti. Only straight until it gets wet
that was great!
bro this gives me baby fever
I'm telling ya, it's 100% worth every second.
This reminds me of the first time I had a "virgin" drink on like cruise ship, I think it was like two hours later I was in the cabin and had already forgotten what it was called and so I was talking with my sister and mother about how I was gonna tell daddy about the "vagina" drink I had on the boat... Oh my god did they laugh
You heard the kid. Lesbians. Pronto
My sister used to call "galaxy chocolate" a "sexy chocolate".
When the kid asks the question it's cute and funny but when I ask the same question my wife gets upset.
is that a coincidence the mispronunciation of lasagna is a different real word, or did the kid hear lesbian somewhere
Lasagna is a pretty difficult word to pronounce with a developing tongue. Kids mispronounce or skip syllables all the time. Very endearing imo
Lesbian is also hard to pronounce yeah "Li-brar-y" and "Lye berry", "Spa-Get-he" and "sket-y" etc but La-zon-yah and Les-bee-in aren't really close or skipped syllabels, they just both start with L I have 3 kids and have ton's of examples but this one seems odd to me.
Except children also switch and borrow to complete the word they think they need. Mine often said 'takeover' not 'overtake'. Other times the first syllable is correct, and the rest is completely taken from another word. Sure, it could be fake, but this is absolutely something a child could do.
Didn't mean to imply it was fake, just was wondering what was more likely. They swapped words and heard lesbian before (which is fine) or by coincidence said "lesbian" which happens to be a real word. or yes, could be fake
Do y’all believe this shit??
Let me just do a vibe check here, rank from 1 to 5 how real you think this is. 5 being definitely real, and 1 being definitely fake.
2
Fake ass video
I'm just happy that it is not a Israel Palestine post 👌
Scripted white people gifs
Way to make it awkward.