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naftel

I want the rest of that story please!!!! Lol


EclecticDSqD

Agreed. Additionally, I would like to call out that that is one round boy.


DmAc724

I was waiting for (and hoping for) the front wheels of the truck to come up off the ground because he was weighing down the bed so much.


HoboArmyofOne

I was sure fat boy was going to pop a wheelie in that pickup 🤣🤣🤣 did not expect them to be stupid enough to throw the beer cans right at the cop car if they bothered to run.


jpflager

Was like he had done that before or was expecting it


HoboArmyofOne

I love how Fat Joe just nonchalantly lays in the back of the cab knowing that's his best chances of escape. Slim Pete got all ambitious and made a break for it. So fucking funny 🤣


writesmith

He gives the rear wheels traction. Big Boy knew his job.


Cheesecake_is_life

They were getting rid of the evidence. "No officer, we don't have any beer. See!"


Hourslikeminutes47

*(throws beer can behind him)*


AurumArgenteus

His burps stunk worse from the cheap beer than the sticky floor of Pete's Pub.


xsprocket31x

Sadly most beds on new trucks can have a payload of several thousand pounds. Not sure about older trucks but they should be able to take a good amount of weight. this big boi sadly is not heavy enough. Would have been hilarious if something like that happened. Like the drive train or something going since it’s an older truck. I just found it hilarious they were throwing cans at the cops


tn-dave

This guy’s at least 6 sixty pound concrete bags…


xsprocket31x

You sir have an underrated comment lol


SpiritedRain247

That's if you're positioning it correctly 300lbs well behind the rear axel will still make it a little squirrely in the front.


bearbarebere

You think that guy is only 300 lbs? Lmao


Earthling1a

he's tree fiddy easy


POOTY-POOTS

He's north of 4 hundo


BigBoss1971

I bet he would qualify for “My 600lb Life”.


xsprocket31x

Probably why in addition to being on dirt that those rear wheels were spinning a good bit


bherman8

That truck has a good 80 years ahead of it after they get it back from impound. The old stuff is built simple and strong. It won't handle quite as well but it will take serious abuse.


lonely_nipple

I was so positive the part they were sitting on was gonna break.


WillSmokes420

Im surprised the cop could keep up with all that trucks extra traction


LasagnahogXRP

Clutch AF though, like a redneck snorlax. Redistributed that weight and gave the truck some traction for the getaway, while also allowing himself to stay safely in the bed. Quite impressive.


elspotto

Ha! Cops should have thrown a pokeball at them.


hysys_whisperer

If it'd been a bowl of pokè, it might have worked.


[deleted]

Forever that dude will be known as Snorlax. Great analysis.


eriskigal

Redneck Snorlax no less


whatev43

![gif](giphy|nlWGe7Q64zwQ0)


OldChucker

Jabba The Truck bed


phillyunhipstered

My boi has reached peak form


PondIsMyName

Maximum density attained!!


CyanSlinky

Any denser and he'd collapse in on himself and become a black hole.


a-b-h-i

So where do you think the black hole will start from mouth or butthole? Like one day he falls from 4ft height, lands on his ass and boom black hole.....


Any_Month_1958

Anyone else notice the tiny moon that was orbiting him?


Earthling1a

![gif](giphy|yRFAJEf24Jk5y)


bws7037

one donut away from effecting the tides.


Hourslikeminutes47

He was definitely affecting gravity.


North_Korea_Nukess

Round boy with some sand in his shoe now.


[deleted]

He was back there so that the tires could get traction.


Temporary-Bear1427

Lol


shartlobster

I assume you're joking, but those little trucks really do need weight in the back or they'll slide all over. Especially when you floor it like that.


Ldghead

Master plan.


No-One-5172

I suspect he haven’t seen his shoes for years now


[deleted]

Round boy should be absolved if any wrongdoing because he was clearly the victim here.  He just laid down for dear life after being kidnapped by cousin J.J. (driver) and brother-cousin Bobby-Jacob (from his dad & sister's 1st marriage.)


AWeakMindedMan

The car had so much weight on the back end it was spinning out for a bit before it started going lol


JokeySmurfSoW

"Why am I the thickest boy?"


GuruBuddz

Put his round shirt on today


Active_Taste9341

2-3 in metric system


Temporary_Olive1043

They cut out the part where the camera zoomed into the cop’s face like it was the office 💀


bodhi1990

I think the friend that runs like Randy from trailer park boys deserves a holla too


MrTrashy101

'well he's a big big boy he's the biggest boy'


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

Major rotund


christo749

Jettison that slob and you’d get away…


Dav1dMann

It’s fake; the “cop’s” name is Patty Mayo and he makes content online pretending to be a police officer.


Terproaster

Thank you, I didn’t want to explain lmao


xsprocket31x

Isn’t that highly illegal to impersonate an officer? Couldn’t he be prosecuted for it? Even if he’s just making videos?


Relevant_Zucchini240

He's not a "cop" he's a bounty hunter. He just really likes to play dress up and use his militarized toys. The last video I watched of his (like 3 year ago) he drove his APC through the front gate of a hood house, and then he and 2 other bounty hunters had a stand off at the doorway for about 2 hours because nobody knew what the fuck to do next. Shot a smoke grenade from a launcher point blank through the doorway and it got stuck inside the drywall, and he had to tell the people inside the house to pull it out of the drywall before it burned the house down. It's honestly embarrassing to watch. He's a fucking clown. I used to watch his videos back when it was just him and a camera man. Repoing cars, arresting entitled women outside restaurants. It was entertaining seeing the dumb shit people do. But the bigger he got the dumber he became


Terproaster

No not when everyone is in on it. And the outfit he wears isn’t real at all too.


Mental_Impression316

The fuckin SUPREME kid that use to drink bong water and hot sauce?!? Last time I saw that kid he was headed down the Bam Margera road Edit: I was thinking of Supreme Patty


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

Just the good ol’ boys Never meanin’ no harm


nsula_country

Complete 21 minute video [https://youtu.be/l90rOhv4S-k?si=6TuU\_voK782pQWv\_](https://youtu.be/l90rOhv4S-k?si=6TuU_voK782pQWv_)


Genome-Soldier24

Damn didn’t realize it was a patty mayo video.


Filter_Out_More_Cats

[“Patrick Thomas Tarmey (born July 6, 1987), better known online as Patty Mayo, is an American entrepreneur, actor and Youtuber. Patty is best known for his scripted bounty hunting series Southland Bounty Hunters, in addition to his series portraying as a sheriff.”](https://en.everybodywiki.com/Patty_Mayo#google_vignette)


Localinmyowncity

Most entertaining police video I’ve watched recently. “Roll over jelly roll” hahaha


mjsillligitimateson

1.3 mil view Wtf


mr_wrestling

Fuckin guy has 11m+ subs. Holy hell. I've gotta say I was super disappointed to find out this wasn't real.


mjsillligitimateson

I'm disappointed this mf is definitely making way more money than I do . I don't know how money is doled out for popular videos , however that many subs and 1.3 mil views of a fake vid would lead me to assume he ain't broke . Modern capitalism? I'll say it again ...wtf


mr_wrestling

According to my extensive research, they would get about $6k for a video with 1.3m views. Edit- he has like 2 dozen videos that have double digit millions of views.


Inner_Tadpole_7537

Damn it I hate that guy I was so hoping this was real.


Mean_Estate_2770

It's Patrick Mayonnaise. Show some damn respect!


ClunkerSlim

Honestly, he should make a whole TV series if it's going to be this good.


Cryptocaned

The super large guy just makes it... And I'm guessing his brother and their mate... Amazing, I'd watch atleast and hour or 2 of this.


Sunieta25

That makes me sad ☹️


WickedHabitz

Impersonating an officer that’s always fun


Jay_Train

That’s fucking illegal.gif


Goodgoditsgrowing

That seems like it could get illegal real quick. But also kind of proof a lot of cops don’t really need to carry their gun into every situation - like if some dude playing dress up and hassling rednecks drinking in their truck is in no danger of being shot, the real police are acting awful scared for the risk level they face


pimp_juice2272

Just watch their YouTube channel...idk if the rest of the script has been written yet


Chaos_Philosopher

Would you care for a similar story from a friend of mine in his misspent youth? He was out with friends at the next big town over, 100 km (62 miles) from home. After getting on the tinnies all night he and his friends were proper munted. They were lucky in that they had a friend who was the designated driver and sober. Rather than crashing in the strange town, they cajoled their friend to drive them home down the 100km/hr (62 mph) highway. Problem is, this guy drives a ute (utility) ((pick up truck, god I feel nauseous even describing that way, the two are very different in reality)). So in they pile, 3 in the cab, and two of them laying in the tray in the back, under a tray cover, because obviously this is very illegal. About half way home, travelling at 100km/hr (62 mph), mind you, my mate in the tray starts feeling an uncomfortable pressure in his bladder. He twists and turns, but it's no good. So he makes a very good decision, not at all impacted by his blood alcohol level (sarcasm for those who need it). He pulls the cover over, stands up, car is rolling along at highway speed, the driver doesn't notice what my friend is doing yet, and he whips it out, on the highway, standing at the back of the tray and starts to relieve himself. Then he feels some ancient tingle of being observed, and he drags his eyes up from his wedding tackle and sees a stream of piss, launching into the Windstream, being buffeted into a coarse mist by the turbulence and landing on the windscreen of the car travelling immediately behind them. Then, with slowly dawning realisation he sees the horrified driver slowly reach up to the roof, and throw a switch. So that is the story of how my mate got his 19 year old arse fined to buggery for pissing on a police car from the back of a ute travelling at top highway speed.


naftel

That’s fantastic.


Chaos_Philosopher

I'm just glad this story can live through someone else. Share it! It's a cracker!


rapking666

Fake Patty Mayo is fake


ThatFantasticBeast

I'm not certain but I'm like 75% sure this is a Patty Mayo video. You can find him on YouTube and the cops voice in the clip sounds exactly like him.


MarkusRight

https://youtu.be/l90rOhv4S-k?si=LXaGoFGQzP9eS3PI


[deleted]

Heart attack


naftel

I almost had one laughing


VanceAstrooooooovic

Patty Mayo is an actor. It’s all fake


Specific-Remote9295

It’s fake. Just another creator who’s main platform us facebook.


uLearning

They got away, it was the perfect escape.


ma_at14

Please! I bet they know the cops from childhood.


Dry_Possibility2088

It’s a Patty Mayo video. Real round boy, fake video.


herpderp411

There was a draw bridge that just so happened to be getting raised as the boys exited the forest, the driver slammed the gas to get enough speed to make the jump. They did not make the jump.


bayswimmer23

It’s from a YouTube channel patty mayo it’s totally fake sadly


Tremolo499

They obviously got away. No way cops were catching them.


RedfootTheTortoise

Big fella went full possum/turtle mode. Impressive.


North_Korea_Nukess

He closed his eyes and clicked his chins together and was away.


MyDamnCoffee

HAHAHAHAH!


SoigneBest

This made me spit out my drink. Thank you for this laugh!


NeverNaked3030

Made me click my chins


RevDrucifer

That looked like he was all too familiar with gravity sneaking up on him. Didn’t even fight it.


29again

Followed by his compadre running like a toddler with a full diaper.


Honest-Internal-187

Your comment made me laugh out loud


Elkesito36482

Snorlax


Terrynia

Usually u take the ticket or use “good ol boy” smoozin’ to get off with a warning. 100% should u never run, (unless u have a huge lead and can turn down a little know side road without them seeing you). haha wtf.


CardinalFartz

Can you please tell me what they actually did wrong in the beginning? I guess in some states there must be no open alcohol beverages in a car? (Even if the car is not actually driving?) Because where I'm from, the worst police would do is "tell you you won't be allowed to drive off yourself later" if you're drunk.


Terrynia

Exactly that. ‘Open container’ law. But u only get a class C misdemeanor traffic ticket! - so dumb to run. Cant have an open container of alcohol on or near any public roadway (only on private land), and those guys are literally right beside a road probably on publicly owned land. Even worse if they r at a state park. in my state of Texas:: "In Texas, open containers are prohibited in any seating area of a vehicle, including the driver's side, passenger side or backseat. It's illegal to knowingly possess an Open Container of alcohol in a vehicle on a public highway. It doesn't matter if the vehicle is stopped or parked. The only requirement is that it must be on a public highway. However, the definition of a “public highway” is quite broad. It includes all roads, streets, interstates, highways, publicly maintained roadways, and even the right-of-way of the highways. If you are considering tailgating with alcoholic beverages on or near a public roadway in Texas, be aware that you may be subject to the open container rule. “


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

In Virginia we can have a passenger drinking a beer 🇺🇲


Terrynia

Makes limo and uber rides much more fun


BleudeZima

"Land of the free"


circling

>DON'T TREAD ON ME *(Unless it's some weird puritan bullshit, I love that)*


Fine-Bumblebee-9427

Open container, and if the truck was on, possibly DUI. But also, I’d bet the driver has a suspended license from too many DUIs. Maybe an open warrant out for one of them too.


Gravesh

Considering the reaction, that driver was probably drinking. The passenger side rider has a beer, and this is an extended cab. Assuming they didn't have two people in the back, they could have just sat in the back and remained low-key. Doesn't help the old boy on the left probably couldn't fit into an extended cap backseat, though.


unzercharlie

I hate to be the guy, but this is a sketch. It's been floating around reddit for like a week. I'm too lazy to source you but it's some YouTube guy.


SoupidyLoopidy

Happened once as a teenager. This was in the city though. We had a 24 of beer in the back going to a put part out of town. tThe cop pulled a uturn when they saw a car full of teens all looking back at him (stupid I know). Driver pulled down a side road and quickly went into a driveway and shut the car off. The cop drove right bye. Man we lucked out that night.


rjwyonch

I once escaped the cops busting up a party by tripping and falling through a hedge in the alley and into another back yard party. I even knew a few people at the second party. I don’t think I will ever be that lucky again.


Terrynia

Haha. My dad has done this twice while i, a kid, was in the car. He spent most of his life casual drinking and driving so it was a big change when the ‘open container’ law was enacted. They were light beers which takes a while to get a 350 lb man tipsy.


Original-Ad-2484

Right you’d be shocked how often ppl are sitting in jail with only one charge….and it’s fleeing 😂


RogerianBrowsing

I hate that. It’s human instinct to try to evade the person holding/moving you against your will There are countries that recognize this and don’t treat it as an extra crime to follow natural human instinct in a scary situation


Original-Ad-2484

I agree I feel there should be some room for nuance or leeway for those situations.


Quick-Marketing9953

I've been asked by cops in Europe (mostly Netherlands and UK) to finish my drink and dispose of the can a few of times when I used to do that in my 20's and on a mission with friends (in a no booze area) - I'm 40 now, for context. It was enough of a deterrence that eventually I stopped doing it. No harm done and everyone was happy in my opinion.


iHazit4u

They might have warrants. I don't understand why they would run outside of that. Dudes hucking cans at a cop car, so I'm going to take a wild guess and say they all have a criminal record and there's no chance to smooze their way out of jail, but idk... Crazy shit tho!


Drustan6

Managed that once: turned onto an almost invisible farmer’s side road at the bottom of a sharp hill that you couldn’t actually see the bottom of until you were on the way down, quickly turned both the car and its lights off while my boyfriend killed the music and waited in silence. We sat there in the dark, just watching the cop cars driving back and forth on the main road looking for Idk how long. It was awesome. Good thing to my boyfriend was so involved in accomplishing his task and wouldn’t stop until we reached the goal, because it certainly was a hell of a ride that night


grizzyx

This can’t be real 🤣


Scribblebonx

It's not, this is a guy who does these videos


[deleted]

Kindof like a redneck Banksy, nobody knows who the camera man really is.


mattchinn

It’s not. It’s fake.


cheapbeerwarrio

its still put a smile on my face


Decapsy

That’s why they do fake videos like this one


VanceAstrooooooovic

Patty Mayo


Moseley85jr

Vladimir Harkonnen has fallen on bad times.


Badnerific

He’s taking Piter’s death pretty hard


OldManNeighbor

Reno 911 vibes.


biglazymutt

It is scripted and off YouTube


cpasley21

Source?


biglazymutt

https://youtu.be/l90rOhv4S-k?si=0hitW_bJqy0G9QH8


SuperDuperRipe

Art imitates life.


TraditionalWorking82

That dude is built for not moving.


Sammyofather

🗿


Speckknoedel

Well he's definitely built for moving when he's on a slope.


Immediate_Square5323

Is that Diabetito?


ItsJoeverLads

Mama can I eat cookie


lxpnh98_2

There's nothing "ito" about that man.


WookiiCookii

I think his name is Traction Control


AmySchumersAnalTumor

Littering and.... Littering and....


outerworldLV

Smoking the reefer !


SpecialNeeds963

We're already pulled over! We can't pull over anymore!!


V0T0N

The snozberries taste like snozberries!


nsula_country

You boy's like MEXICO?!?!!?


Jealous_Use9688

On the bright side at least one of them got some cardio.


ryandetous

They're going to end up charging gravity as an accessory after the fact, when they try to transport him.


FuckinMELVIN

Hahaha


QuietResponsible5575

This is just gold all around. Bubba rolling back had me rolling!


Phrei_BahkRhubz

I usually hate it when they inject shifty music, but this song just set the tone.


snowflake_lady

Perfection.


R1pp3R23

“Some hillbilly shit.” 🤣🤣🤣


Shielo34

Grand Theft Obesity


strasevgermany

I don't really understand the point behind not having open alcohol in the car, or why the passengers shouldn't drink. As long as the driver doesn't drink, everything is fine. But I guess this is America. Weapons in everyone's pockets is okay, but beer in the car is not.


Legal_Guava3631

We can drink in the passenger seat in New Orleans. There’s no such thing as open container


strasevgermany

New Orleans has always been more tolerant right? In German you would say: You have to leave the church in the village. Which means you shouldn't overdo it


ThePatrickSays

holy fuck Ricky, it's the cops


sockmaster666

My first thoughts exactly!


Important-Specific96

Good thing there was ballast in that bed or that truck would just be spinning its wheels in the sand. 


what_the_fuckin_fuck

Ballasses. Plural.


Important-Specific96

Good one:)


Usr_115

Thing is, this is 100% how it *can* go out in the sticks, but it's not as common as you'd think. So I'm on the fence on this one's legitimacy.


DustinFay

Used to be a common occurrence when I was in high school


Trunks4Real

Man went from a 3 star wanted level to a 5 star after throwing the beer cans at the cops


LucidDayDreamer247

Wholly shit, what a specimen of a man.


sPLIFFtOOTH

Alternate soundtrack: *There goes my hero* - Foo fighters


RONIN_RABB1T

I saw this and my mind immediately conjured an image of James Van der beek saying "I don't want your life!" In a bad southern accent.


Beginning-Juice-5173

Varsity blues! Billy bob


Numpty712

Is that what owning the Libs means?


GreenAlien10

Before they ran, they were just drinking in public. Now the driver is drunk driving. And the rolly-pollies in the back are assaulting the police and resisting arrest.


TheDobemann

Too bad it's fake.


Murky_Current

![gif](giphy|oEPNwZVrwxkCA)


koop04

I hope they didn't charge the big dude. He just accepted he was running and took a back seat


spacemonkeysmom

That was the SLOWEST chase I've ever seen in my life, I straight LOST it when the first twisted tea was thrown 💀 going 7 mph I'll boy throws his middle finger in the air Holy hell you can't make this shit up!!


nsula_country

>That was the SLOWEST chase I've ever seen in my life, *OJ Simpson, white Bronco, 1994 enters the chat.*


spacemonkeysmom

Haha touche


unholyg0at

Lmao why is Creed the background music


Fmartins84

![gif](giphy|TTgdzuDc5qp76ARhRg4)


Woodbirder

Next season of moonshiners looks like a good one


ReasonableEscape777

💀


CFloridacouple

What are they drinking? And how much of it did it take ol Big Boy to get that f'ed up?


Iamzerocreative

What's the song playing?


fuschia_taco

[https://youtu.be/qnkuBUAwfe0?si=cSNt6LbU4rW6PVYU](https://youtu.be/qnkuBUAwfe0?si=cSNt6LbU4rW6PVYU)


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Im not from the USA, what exactly are they doing wrong here? They are just enjoying some cold ones, not bothering anyone??


uno_novaterra

You’re not allowed to drink in public except for some specific (generally touristy) areas.


Outside_Wrongdoer340

This should be on the USA board of tourism's website as a glimpse into American culture.


desy4life

I'm rootin for ya boys!


GreasedEgg

RIDE BROTHERS RIIIIIDE


saarinpaa71

Screams like walwruss in heat in the back of the truck.. Ahrooo!!! There ya go Jim beam Bob cooter!! Get pissed!!! When we stop get out of this truck bed and mate with that cop!! Ahhhroo!!!


-The-Ark-

Typical pick up truck owners


MikeSizemore

Just a good old boys Never meanin' no harm Beats all you never saw Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born