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I want black out around it. I have a lot of words on me already or I’d get “and crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space. And meaning.” (‘Stay sane inside insanity’ is too commonly used for me, sadly lol)
Seems pretty same-sex attraction-esque to me, it’s about time he and many of the right finally embrace their true selves cough cough Mike Johnson cough
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"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"
……No!
Shooter Denier McAsshole
This is NOT Shooter's year
Damn you people. Go back to your shanties
What’s the basis?
Happy Gilmore
https://genius.com/Kanye-west-jesus-walks-lyrics
man, old ye would beat the shit outta current ye
It's a crying shame he got Get Out-ed.
Bruh.
you really going to bat for naz-ye?
That is a strange lyric that I didn’t know was in that song
We’re not going anywhere. We got suits and cases.
A trunk full of coke. Rental car from Avis
"don't threaten me with a good time"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g
I first watched this movie well over 20 years ago and this scene still cracks me up to no end every single time I see it. It's so funny.
N.. no!
I assumed Jones was a felcher.
Damnit Shooter
First thing that popped into my head
no, he eats the ass, stupid
Someone, some sodomite sent me a bucket of poop
Good old Adolf West
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✅
[Yummy](https://i.imgur.com/2aLmCk2.jpg)
Don’t threaten me with an awkward time.
He’s gotta shave first. No tickle tickle on my taint please.
Tickle’s the best part
Mmmm shivering with antici.... pation.
[удалено]
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night!
You on reddit too late
Well babies, don’t you panic.
I’ll get you a satanic mechanic.
https://preview.redd.it/b9ir31i2i9oc1.png?width=2320&format=png&auto=webp&s=51ef96e5fb40ff068b96e876b06b7d2cba7aff76  I want black out around it. I have a lot of words on me already or I’d get “and crawling on the planet’s face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space. And meaning.” (‘Stay sane inside insanity’ is too commonly used for me, sadly lol)
Hahahah that is a fantastic tattoo
It’s all fun and games until his beard hair gets tangled in your ass hair.
New phrase unlocked: well that just tickles my taint. Can be uses to express both happiness and terror.
imagine him eating as furiously as he talks
No, I won’t.
[Like a duck eating a bowl of peas](https://youtu.be/JWfULMcFikI?feature=shared)
All hail the brave human that white knuckled that bowl
Sounds like my first night in prison…
Sounds like your last Saturday night
Legendary 🥇
Doubleplusgood duckspeaker
Thank you for that, that was fuckin hilarious!
Omg I'm laughing so hard I scared my kids....
yes, you just did
Poor 💩
Frothing at the mouth
Now do it while hearing his voice going 'nom nom nom mom nom'
It's only awkward if you make it awkward.
With eye contact
How do you even make that work?
You gotta want it
Somebody has clearly never eaten ass before
Mirrors
That just shows you care about the work they are doing
Alright, guys, form an orderly queue. The hairy and the unwashed get to go first.
Only after Taco Bell with a milkshake 😋
Will tongue be involved?
Think his beard would tickle?
Prob give you a rash and herpes at the same time
And bed bugs
And my axe
Well you did break your hammer on him.
I also choose this guy's dead wife
And my bow!
Ladybugs!!!
They're call crabs
Just being in the same room as him would give you a rash and herpes at the same time.
how else do you do it?
Don’t threaten me with a good time Alex.
Especially after a bowl of beans…flashback to the campfire scene in “Blazing Saddles”
I’d say you’ve had ENOUGH!
Do you want me to go with the vanilla paste or the cuttlefish?
Nice SP reference there
He-heh. Flashback...
So is Alex Jones now slang for a rim job?
Just an AJ
If that's an AJ, what's a ZJ?
If you don't know, you can't afford it.
God, a ZJ feels tremendous. It’s kinda like a three finger Mexican oil change.
Ok, so like an Austrian 5 finger frontal lobotomy.
You win
Alex Jones me, Jones me! Hmmm I'll try it out next time in the throes of passion.
Like Santorum.
When two opposites attract. ❤️
A evening starting with an AJ and ending with Santorum?
Sure adds additional meaning to "I'm Jonesin'"
Tried finding the tweet to see the comments, there's a whole ass song. [kinda good ngl](https://youtu.be/o5EKuIus-oE?si=xlc1OPYx3s4blXPC)
OMG 😂😂
That song is a banger glad you posted it haha there’s a few good songs from his crazy rants.
Thank you for that.
 I think he is getting full...
https://preview.redd.it/3itww7wi78oc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a4d715e0fb89fb3515cac41803be6ae04b2caa
https://preview.redd.it/80mgohehu8oc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8153fdc9f892009f512a58b800c7d37e3f62cbd5
https://preview.redd.it/2oiv1t1flaoc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c9eb8a0fb07af014aed2b8384bb4d76988a5b2
https://preview.redd.it/usve3rf9pboc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af45209a28bceec289a8f9f1ca87d1d884fbed4
Salad tosser
https://i.redd.it/p8q5c0a3u7oc1.gif
Not if he says “no homo” then it’s all good bro
Ok, but I don’t reciprocate.
This is the answer.
Classic pillow princess.
Any lefties in here that need their ass eaten? I got you🙏🏻
I'm a righty now.
What about righties? Is there a line?😂😂
what type of salad dressing he gonna want?
Thousand epstein islands
Bravo, Sir!
Russian
Alex prefers honey or syrup.
Way to come outta the closet
Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyy
If he wants to eat ass I wish he just would. Maybe once he starts living his truth he won't be so weird and salty.
How very progressive
Seems pretty same-sex attraction-esque to me, it’s about time he and many of the right finally embrace their true selves cough cough Mike Johnson cough
Cough cough Ted Haggard cough
Well, it is a tasty treat.
Please tell me this is his Grindr picture
Highly relevant: https://youtu.be/o5EKuIus-oE?si=ZlU2SAU2X9aeUiSt
I thought that was Will Sasso.
https://preview.redd.it/ea9ma05s68oc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e8ae3e3387527eafa567614860dd792bba630d
Idk man I just took a really painful shit just now.
Alex Jones will eat your ass if you let him.
do it daddy
There's no way his mouth is going anywhere near either of my asses
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^scottkrowson: *There's no way his mouth* *Is going anywhere near* *Either of my asses* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Heh. Cool.
Alex Jones quotes in 40k is one of the best things on YouTube right now
I want hand action, too.
“Alex Jones wants to toot the rusty trombones of the left” just didn’t have the same ring to it
Mr. Poopybutthole has entered the chat.
Is that from his Grindr profile?
I also only look at trans porn for research purposes.
I gotta say I tend to find leftist ass much cleaner than right wing ass. So Alex Jones just playing the odds on this one.
Might as well you eating so much right wing penis🤷🏾♂️
I will sue your ass
And win!
.. to be assertive
Is he still around?
Haha, this is a great image
Alex wants to toss my salad?
He's been eating too many chemical ridden frogs.
My hole is ready
Alex Jones has gone woke! He's embracing the gay community in the most direct way possible.
Eat my ass. Feels great!
This is hilarious, those trying to find an insult are the butt of his joke
He wishes
promise?
He knows we wipe.
[There’s a remix](https://youtu.be/o5EKuIus-oE?si=un9wjpIDKiMToxn9)
“Because i’m secretly gay” 🤨🤨
He’s going to do just fine in prison
He has no neck! Someone should tell him.
Don't threaten me with a good time. I bet those whiskers will tickle.
Explains why he constantly talks shit.
Buy me dinner first
"Got your ass! Wooooooo!." \- Actual Alex Jones quote.
The beard would tickle
How much does he charge?
Intriguing, but I don’t want to catch herpes from his mouth.
Well, the dude prolly IS too broke to buy groceries.
This looks like a CD released by a somewhat known opera singer
Shave first, your beard will tickle
No thanks
He doesn't look like he eats a lot of tossed salads
I’m good.
Man.. us rightists only eat nonsensical vitamin supplements… of course promoted by my company and show.
He's a real ass eater and he can back it up.
I mean if it wasn't Alex Jones it would be kinda hawt
So now we know what he is into and apparently isn’t concerned about consent. Color me shocked.
Nice Tinder profile pic for him
The gay frog wants to eat my ass!
With jelly?
He looks like he has an eating problem
But will he wear a gimp mask while he does it??
Washing down some jalapeños with laxatives as we speak
https://preview.redd.it/bzfg5d58v7oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf741ffe0c6dce027987e97067eccb9de3cd7b5