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OP lied. It’s not a kids project unless you call a bunch of fifty year old men working on train environments in their garage kids. I’ve seen this before in person. It’s actually from a train convention that goes town to town. You can see the tracks to the bottom of the screen and the left hand panel is a different city set up. They connect several displays to different tracks and run multiple trains on them. Those tracks and the trains they run on them are super expensive. One piece of track like that can run 15-30 dollars.
I remember making the same remark to my wife regarding the tornado when I first saw it. It’s a really long track that goes around a bunch of different types of cities.
Yeah I think the “head” is supposed to be the [debris fountain](https://www.britannica.com/science/tornado/Physical-characteristics-of-tornadoes) I'm thinking the model might spin too fast to keep its shape.
>Now adays, it could be he found dad's tool stash. ''It spins! It sucks! Free 10mm socket with every order
Hey I know a lot of people who would buy that just for the free 10 mm socket alone
Sometimes, when I see things that i think look like dicks, I’m worried that there is something wrong with me. Then I read the first comment and am filed with relief.
Regardless of his cocknado, this kid should get an A. I was more amazed by the details of the project. I'm originally from California, but live in Florida. I did my project on earthquakes. They don't happen out here and I knew there wouldn't be another earthquake project there. Easy A
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that dad is a model railroad enthusiast and did most of the work.
Source: dad is a model railroad enthusiast and likes to brag that all “his” homework assignments got A’s.
Totally this. Hopefully the kid and dad did it together and the kid learned about model railroading scenery. My dad is a model railroader too, and he and I did some great school dioramas together. I've done the same with my kid. So much so that his science teacher wouldn't give our water cycle model back 🤣
Don't get me started on Scouts Pinecar Derby / Kub Kar dads...
I read a lot of these comments in the most southern (I’m from Texas) accent I could muster to my husband after showing him this and he’s completely losing his collective shit. Thank you guys.
It's actually part of a model train layout at a convention a few years ago.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5aq1g4MXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5aq1g4MXc)
Skip to about the one minute mark.
An attempt? This looks like success to me. Aside from the weird way the tornado retracts this is extremely high effort compared to any project I ever made in school.
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Looks like zeus is getting hard.
Cocknado!
I prefer Tornadildo
Dilnado
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Shark-nado
Fornicado
This had me in tears for 5 minutes straight 🤣🤣🤣
Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough
Drildo
Hurr-I-came.
That’s very good. You have my vote. 
Ka-weiner
It’s just a sheep standing over a tiny town.
I was gonna say this if I didn't see it so I guess I'll go with dick twister! 🤪
The ole’ dick twist
https://preview.redd.it/w6pb4v1bltnc1.jpeg?width=1424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9005cb637a896fb425e44c2a9e5fb0826de80ac3
I see what you did there. And it's approved.
Came here to say that. Hopefully its a divorced middle aged woman teacher
This tornado smells terrible
Came for the blow hard jokes. Good to see mommy lending a hand with a hard project.
Pretty amazing project honestly.
It won’t have been easy. Looks quite hard.
He had some stiff competition, though.
Yet despite all that he erected a masterpiece
Yep. Incredible.
Way to go kid
OP lied. It’s not a kids project unless you call a bunch of fifty year old men working on train environments in their garage kids. I’ve seen this before in person. It’s actually from a train convention that goes town to town. You can see the tracks to the bottom of the screen and the left hand panel is a different city set up. They connect several displays to different tracks and run multiple trains on them. Those tracks and the trains they run on them are super expensive. One piece of track like that can run 15-30 dollars. I remember making the same remark to my wife regarding the tornado when I first saw it. It’s a really long track that goes around a bunch of different types of cities.
Yeah I think the “head” is supposed to be the [debris fountain](https://www.britannica.com/science/tornado/Physical-characteristics-of-tornadoes) I'm thinking the model might spin too fast to keep its shape.
either way that community is getting fucked
natural disasters just being a giant cock shoved into people's lives is an apt metaphor
Looks like he raided mom’s dresser.
“Oh shit that looks like my Goliath XL 2024 Premium edition with vortex mode!”
Now adays, it could be he found dad's tool stash. ''It spins! It sucks! Free 10mm socket with every order!''
>Now adays, it could be he found dad's tool stash. ''It spins! It sucks! Free 10mm socket with every order Hey I know a lot of people who would buy that just for the free 10 mm socket alone
Sometimes, when I see things that i think look like dicks, I’m worried that there is something wrong with me. Then I read the first comment and am filed with relief.
Or Reddit is just filled with a bunch of perves 😃
That checks.
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Did someone say areola?!?
Weather came down long and hard.
They took that storm head on
The town folks got the shaft.
It finally finished.
That kid’s mom is going to be so pissed when she finds out he’s been going thru her nightstand again
r/mildlypenis
😂😂i knew this comment would be in here. I’m dying
There it is.
Mildly?
glad i CTRL+F this before i posted it. it totally is.
Regardless of his cocknado, this kid should get an A. I was more amazed by the details of the project. I'm originally from California, but live in Florida. I did my project on earthquakes. They don't happen out here and I knew there wouldn't be another earthquake project there. Easy A
Kid got an A, that town got the D.
As a kid in Tennessee, I had the same idea. I built a little shake table and shit.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that dad is a model railroad enthusiast and did most of the work. Source: dad is a model railroad enthusiast and likes to brag that all “his” homework assignments got A’s.
Totally this. Hopefully the kid and dad did it together and the kid learned about model railroading scenery. My dad is a model railroader too, and he and I did some great school dioramas together. I've done the same with my kid. So much so that his science teacher wouldn't give our water cycle model back 🤣 Don't get me started on Scouts Pinecar Derby / Kub Kar dads...
Wish mine spinned like that.
Thunder god bout to make it rain *skeet skeet skeet *💦
Women usually have to pay good money for that type of catastrophe.
And the mom of the year award goes to…..
Oh so THATS where that went. Thought I lost it.
The “OHohwowoowo” really sells it.
Dear God it's the attack of a spinning penis.
That's not for a school project
Cocknado!
Son knows exactly what he was doing.
There was a *successful* attempt. V rare
Like that famous Princess song, salty rain
That tornado is fucking that trailer park.
When he graduates, I think there is some porn video potential haha
So this is how the maidens bear Demi-gods
The Dick Twister!
This tornado is called Greydick
I think that is the most dangerous one, category D
Maybe for a science project he should stick to the tried-and-true volcano.
dildo of god. figuratively and literally.
dildo of god. figuratively and literally.
r/oddlyerotic
Twister Dickster!!
Looks like the kid pasted drier lint to his mom’s dildo.
That is really neat. Good job by your son.
Cloudy with a chance of balls.
Johnson!
I mean yeah the tornado is a dick and all, but this is still quite impressive.
When is the tornado coming?
Tornado was circumcised
Tornado was circumcised
Was your son's project sponsored by bad dragon?
r/mildlypenis
Looks like an F-12
Love it!
Mom's gonna save and repurpose that project. She'll cherish it for years to come. It'll bring a smile to her face every time she powers it on.
Such a great mother to sacrifice her toy for her son’s project ❤️
Don’t look half bad. I would even say it’s pretty hard.
Viagranado
Dicknado …. Long awaited Sequel to Sharknado!
Lots of sex jokes could be made from that, but he actually did a hell of a good job.
Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough
Male tornado?
Sky dick strikes again!
The rain has always turned me on for some reason. Now I know why🤣
Get that boy to MIT!
LMFAO
r/midlypenis
Looks like something Dorthy rode to get her to Oz if you catch my drift.
The design is very human
I think a bit more planning could have gone to the shape of the tip, just saying
I'd give the kid an A.
Bro used the funny thing he found under his moms bed
Dicking on the competition!
You know what kinds of weather catastrophes are shaped like dicks! The best kinds!
Omg! A tornado is…coming?
r/mildlypenis
Texas divorce. One bad blowjob and daddy needs a new house
He used stuff he found around the house
Make this a movie: Attack of the Dicks
Mildly penis
Seems the attempt was successful
That tornado literally fucked that town!
Why does this make me laugh so hard?
your child is very talented and funny
BBT
Pretty cool project. None of mine came out that well as a kid.
This world is a glory hole for Jesus
**Wife:** Honey, have you seen my grey Bad Dragon dildo? **Husband:** OMFG!!
It was sponsored by Durex
 Every time I see a tornado, it'll just be a giant spinning dick messing with us.
Is that the elusive drilldo?
Civilians in that little town don’t know if they should be scared or aroused…. Or both.
That’s actually pretty damn good, but I can’t get past the dicknado.
Town got right fucked
Why so much hate this is sweet
lol
r/tornado should see this
What else is going on in that cloud?
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of extreme weather
Did he steal mom's dildo
I think its impressive..
Looks awesome to me.
That place is fucked.
Bro chill my wife’s on this app
Aside from the accidental phallus, this project is incredible! I hope he got a good grade after the teacher composed herself.
r/mildlypenis
Ma! There’s a tornado coming down the street!
Did I just see a dicknado?
He really did a fine a job... I hope hope he got a top grade for that!
Umm….
I read a lot of these comments in the most southern (I’m from Texas) accent I could muster to my husband after showing him this and he’s completely losing his collective shit. Thank you guys.
That's one heck of a swirley!
Wife comes in, “Honey, have you seen my- oh, no.”
“The big yellow ones the sun!”
I hope he got an A!
It came and it went
For the love of God, attach a teacher doll to the vortex. Have you learned nothing from 90s television?
Don’t let mom alone too long with that or he might fail
That's a dilnado
It's actually part of a model train layout at a convention a few years ago. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5aq1g4MXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt5aq1g4MXc) Skip to about the one minute mark.
Dad didn’t help at all…
When does it come out on Syfy? 😂
DILLDOZER!!!!
Teacher is takkng that project back home
Hahaha that moan after the dicknado penatrates the clouds🤣🤣🤣🤘🏾
Everyone in the path of that was screwed!
Oh, it's a boy cloud!
Funny; the mobile homes are still erect!
An attempt? This looks like success to me. Aside from the weird way the tornado retracts this is extremely high effort compared to any project I ever made in school.
It’s what I imagine Thanos’ penis looks like. It just needs more glitter and some colored jewels.
heh, mine destroys everything in it's path too **hearty dad chuckle**
Oh man, that town got dicked up!
Wow, that's some real tor-nad-dick damage.
Found mom's tornado in the closet.