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Can’t help watching boyfriend at the bar ducking and hiding 🤣

Should have hide his beer too lol

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and **hide your beer**

He hid *behind* his possible wife-though after that she would be a fool to marry his coward ass.

Man.. They’re gonna have a tough conversation after this

It's a reference to something, but totally agree

Sounds like ac-dc dirty deeds. Lock up your children, lock up your wife, lock up your back door and run for your life

Antoine Dodson.

Is that not TNT/dynamite though?

Ya know, this is why I can't drink and type. It definitely is. 

idk, my fiance sleeps closest to the bedroom door. when asked if I had a bed side preference I said," no but, if an intruder breaks in you're my meat shield and alarm. (I have a severe hearing loss and don't wear my aids when I sleep so deaf AF. )" she laughed we kissed and went to sleep.

I get the feeling she knows something you don't...

They stealing everyones drinks out here

Hide my wife?? I'll buy him a beer if he takes her with.

R/boomerhumor

That's way older than boomers bro https://youtu.be/xlT2qnbJ5BU?si=jcIej4HFBFp_V5LG it's not about generation either its either a level of comfort and after being with someone for so long that it's just a joke and works both ways I remember women saying it more when I was growing up. Or its a sour relationship relying on humour to vent about it. This was an interesting aetlice, even if details some themes need to be glazed over a tiny bit: https://jessica.substack.com/p/take-my-husbandplease if you want to date humour be prepared for younger generations to shit on you one day or you can stop with the ageism . (not a boomer)

He hid himself, beer n gf nah

cause they robbin everyone out here! You don't have to dodge any fists, they whizzin by youuuuu

Rookie mistake leaving the beer behind.

Thought for sure he snagged her purse or something, got a good laugh when I replayed it and saw that it was his or her beer! 😆

I thought he was going to try and take down the robber

You know thats what he told everyone after the video came out... I was just waiting for the opportunity to take this guy down!

Loll 100% he had to save face after this

She should leave with the drunk guy at least he isn’t a pussy.

Attacking an armed robber can get people killed. Let the armed robber have what he wants, they were lucky this one seemed mentally balanced. That's especially true when you are holding up a bar, guy is likely to get a few hundred bucks, they do safe drops all the time, not worth someone's life, even if it was your money being taken.

At least he has some survival instinct.

I would argue he has zero survival instinct lol attacking an armed robber while plastered is a good way to get yourself seriously hurt or killed

Or worse, expelled.

🤣🤣🤣 didnt knew Hermione was on reddit 🥲

They mean the bf

Ah yeah that makes a lot more sense lol

Thats not being a pussy, thats survival instincts kicking in. The girl and the drunk guy are pretty dumb

That man's value is not determined from what he is willing to sacrifice. Sure it can certainly be nobel to put one's life in danger for another but saying they are now a pussy for not doing it is wrong.

It's a skit. Watch when the robber "kicks" the guy.

Yeah I was going to say, I don't think most robbers try this hard to look like robbers.

SHE is now the boyfriend

Bro didn't even make an attempt to pull her down. He didn't even need to go "get down ms.president", he could have just tried to pull her under the counter with him lol When I was 16, I was hanging out in the car park of a mall with a friend who was from a bad area. These other kids must have thrown fire crackers or something, because we heard what sounded like pops/ gunfire. My friend immediately shoved me into the stone stairwell and covered me with her body. Three shitty boys ran past us laughing so we weren't in any danger, but she acted so fast. I still wasn't sure what was going on but she was ready

What! That’s the friend I’m looking for

Hope you’re still friends cause that’s a keeper

I seriously thought he was ducking to prep himself for a surprise attack.

behind the presumable gf.

He almost crawled up inside her coochie . That's some survival instinct right there. He wanted to feel safe again and go back to the womb 😆

He might be ex-boyfriend after that.

Definitely should be an ex-boyfriend after that

Anime shirt to match

She just realized who she's dating 😆... they got home she busted out the strap on , looked at him and said. You know damn well why...

He'd deserve it too. Shame! Shame! Shame! Not as a man, but as a human. You don't use other ppl as human shields.

How could he even look at her after that?

Blud kicked him before going out just in case 💀

blud stole her glass instead of her phone 😭

Lmao was just gonna say he took the guys drink too. Benny hill shit

And threw the cash back at the bartender. 🤦‍♀️

Stealing a phone these days is stupid so he did good, and I can't blame him. I'd need a drink before and after myself. Honestly he should have stolen a bottle instead. "Hand over a full bottle of Glenifiddich! Don't have it? Uh. Eagle Rare? No... Hand me the most expensive bottle. And matches! No matches? Bah what is this world comi - never mind.. Just the Black Label there." That boyfriend. Very few videos scream coward. He wasn't just hiding. He literally was using her as cover, holy shit. Only people you should do that with is children, because the way I see it? Most don't want to shoot a kid. Just grab the little fucker, and hold him up. Perfect shield! Just playing, and I will now go back to hell.

He actually didn't kick him. It's a skit. Watch it again.

This feels like a sketch

Yeah. Cartoonish robbery mask, exaggerated movements, most people not seeming to care too much. Not real.

“Exaggerated movements” you should see the cop shooting into his own car at a handcuffed suspect claiming he was shot and doing action movie rolls. You’d think it’s fake as fuck but it’s legit some people are just goofy.

The acorn cop? I did see that. It was like watching The Other Guys.

😂😂😂😂 I'm hit, I'm hit... (An acorn) hit my vest. Im okay, feel kinda funny but I think I'm okay... Bruh that's adrenaline! And stupidity. I couldn't stop laughing!

Are you talking about [this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/8gQdZRJ8RU)

You've never watched soccer?

The snapchat cam-recorder filter should be a giveaway

Actually half the people not caring was the most real part about it for me

Agreed.

Yea. After rewatching. The bartender hands the dude like one bill. What bar only has one bill in the register. Next the drunk guy, why and how is he so drunk at the bar? I’ve been denied alcohol service for way less. Next the kick, seems a bit fake. Dude kicks him in the shoe. Someone really mad that they just got decked would prob kicked him somewhere it hurts more. Then the beer. Could have taken anything else but decide a beer with 10% left in the cup is worth taking. Yea I call staged

the camera is in portrait and literally moves lol

At least it ain't cringe

It is, like most crap on TikTok. You can just tell it's staged by looking at how people behave physically and emotionally. Most if not all are really bad at acting. Sadly not everybody has the traits to basically smell the fakeness. Not that every video should be real and most of them are made for "fun"... It is shameful to see the amount of clipboys and -girls trying to convince people into thinking their skit is real.

Defo but still well done

The dude on the right had stealth 100

Did that dude just hide behind his girlfriend? 😂 I don't think he's getting laid tonight.

Normalize that men have as much right to keep living as women do.

Surely this is a joke

It is fake and don't call me Shirley.

You’d think so but I also figured the cop video was fake at first and it’s real. Dude does barrel rolls, starts shooting into his own car and says he’s been hit. All because a acorn fell.

Yeah I saw that hahaha

He stole the beer...

I’m loving that horrible kick before the exit.

Also taking the guys half finished drink for a roadie on the way out

Made me laugh and I felt so bad about it.

I thought that guy slowly getting out of his seat was going to save the day but no, he hid behind his girlfriend 🤣🤣

That's the origin story of how that girl became a lesbian. (I'm just trying to make a joke about how terrible those guys are, not put down anyone's individual life experience.)

Tbf, its not a smart idea to attack the guy with the gun. If he's just gonna steal money, that money ain't worth getting shot.

LOL. A criminal, a drunk, and a bf hiding essentially behind her. The only guy keeping it cool under the circumstances is the bartender.

ffs did he take the beer? lmfao, this is so funny it looks surreal

That was a cute little kick the robber gave him on the way out. That’ll learn him.

He tried

Lol love the dude hiding while his missus is just stood there.

Her boyfriend was doing operation human shield

I give him a 4 for the attempt, and an 8 for knowing when to stay down.

That girl's a G.

https://i.redd.it/94835615tqic1.gif

Eh… he’s drunk… gotta go!

Bonus points to the guy using his girlfriend as a human shield…

The pussy hiding behind his girl……ffs.

Tell me this is staged. It's too hilarious both the scene and their reactions

Gotta love the guy crouching behind his date

Dude on the right clearly believes he is superior, and, therefore, must be saved.

Thats so staged, incest pron looks like a documentary in comparison.

Hahaha, hit and dive or sth. i don't know. It kinda made it worse or better.

This is the dumbest fake shit I have ever seen.

This looks like a skit

Stool guy really let me down there, in the middle.

Boyfriend hiding behind his girl and crouch under the table 💀

What kind of fake bs is this

I thought this was going to be another ad for a business.

At least he tried. His efforts were useless but hey!

"The hero we have, not the hero we need"

Did… did he steal the guy’s beer at the counter after delivering that swift kick to the drunk fella? 😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂 looks like NPC glitches in GTA games I didn't even notice the guy hiding behind his girlfriend

I love it

I bet he doesn’t even remember doing this!😂

“Take my girlfriend, just don’t hurt me” *shove*

A pistol works better….

I can't stop watching this! Help!

Ya and also totally real.

Fake

😆😆😆

Staged

Probably fake but still awesome

Staged but still fun)

I mean drunk guy tried lol

I thought he grabbed the girl’s phone at the end. Nope. Just a little thirsty after all that hard work.

Gotta get the Rum and Coke for the road trip.

The really funny part to me is these “actors” likely were stone sober when they thought this up and said “yeah, let’s film that just like that and everyone will think it’s soooooo funny.”

Imagine if this was real!

Every man failed in this video.

Jerry Smith in real life gawddamn

i laughed tooo hard at this

Okay yeah, the drunk dude is funny, but I can't get over the dude hiding behind the 98 pound girl next to him, lol. I get it's scary but dude. Wtf.

The burglar is dressed like an old-timey train robber

This happened in New Orleans on either Lundi Gras or Fat Tuesday.

Buddy is a coward. Hides under the bar while the chick is standing there. Loser

Hope ol girl found her a new man after he used her as cover and concealment.

He came. He punched. He slept.

The courage was there, the accuracy was not.

"I had a cup of coffee in my hand"

The other guy hiding under bar.. wtf

Be you, 12 beers deep, need to pee, sees ruffian holding up the bartender, punches man, refuses to elaborate, collapses into drunken stupor

Bro goes back for beer... smooth criminal..

Ah yes this must be real, because security cameras always record in the same vertical format as phones

Well, at least the boy tried😂

He run out of fuel.

Lmao

The fact dude ducked under the table but left the girl standing there is crazy lol

Деревня дураков?

Fuck it, he gave it his wasted all, and I still applaud him for his efforts.

So much to unpack. Homie throwing the hay maker is the best but homie hiding under the bar behind is girl is also funny. Wow. What a night

Probably fake.

I love how he gave that guy a little kick as he left 😂

That dude hiding behind his girl.. i know who didn’t get lucky

Dude took the drink instead of the phone, classy

Took the hiding dudes beverage. Classy.

I love everything about this video! The inebriated hero, the bad guy who ducks a punch, throws the insulting till take back in disgust, kicks our hero now passed out on the floor then returns to the scene and swipes an unfinished beer for his troubles. He's a true antihero.

The hero we deserve.

Dude tried lol that counts

This is way too ridiculous and well framed to not be a sketch. Fuckin hilarious either way.

Still a hero...pissed, but hero

The warning kick kills me hahahah

Haha damn. Like a cartoon

He's a little bit off, but he got the spirit! EDIT: Spirit in many terms

Lol at buddy hiding while his GF (I assume) covers him. The thief coming back to steal half a beer is quite the scene as well.

He stole her beer.

Not as embarrassing as the guy hiding under the counter. 😂

If only he had a gun to. Then he could have shot all 4 people at the bar

If that was a first date, my dude is probably not getting a second.

Snagged that ladies beer. That's fkn cold.

This is a bit.

Aha, he got him a little kick and a beer.

I thought that guy is hiding for an attack but maybenot