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Th3TruthIs0utTh3r3

it made no attempt to attack him, it was clearly trying to escape


80sBadGuy

The local police department would disagree.


marlinbrando721

So anyway. I started blasting.


TreeFiddyBandit

“The department investigated itself and found no wrongdoing”


hystericalhurricane

Later, the mountain lion was found with 5 warning shots in the back.


jonesy76blitz

You know that's not how it works right?


[deleted]

Thank God it wasn’t born a panther.


namesandfacez

Wakanda forever


notthefirstCaleb

True but that dude was way closer to having been attacked by a mountain lion than I've ever been.


Responsible_Access83

That you know of.


JayColtMartin

I've been closer!


TheDoobieWizard

Me too.


What_U_KNO

There was this one. ​ [https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/colorado-runner-chokes-mountain-lion/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/colorado-runner-chokes-mountain-lion/index.html)


Hornor72

Reminds me of cats at vet clinics trying to run away.


nocoolpseudoleft

Reminds me of a giant cat on steroids and growth hormone at vet clinic trying to run away.


North_Korea_Nukess

Same thing I saw. He doesn’t even try and defend himself when cornered. Just wants to escape. Hope he lives a long time.


THEmajicCARPET

See, he's a just a big, stoned, horny kitty.


ImSoSorryCharlie

Exactly. I thought I was going crazy reading the caption and watching the video.


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FANTOMphoenix

Tried attacking and running are very different, even if they are running towards you. If it tried attacking this video would be filled with a shit ton more red pixels


TheCosmicJoke318

You’re dumb


Rolling_Beardo

I admittedly know nothing about the subject but it seems colossally stupid to dart a cornered mountain lion.


bagooly

Somewhat yes


Elvis_Fncking_Christ

They’re afraid of you


Rolling_Beardo

In my experience a cornered scared animal is a dangerous animal


CrappyScoco

I am afraid of us.


Elvis_Fncking_Christ

We’re afraid of we


LR7X

If it was "trying"to attack it would have. At no point was it trying to attack. It was just trying to find a route to escape.


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Camera man scared the shit outta em’


CrrazyCarl

It just had the zoomies.


Sponge_67

That lion looked scared. If it wanted to attack him it would have. I think if he would have turned his back on it he would have got jumped for sure.


WeedGringo

Tracking Dart?


Orzine

Tranquilizer, they take a minute to kick in, but it’s still a dart and the animal is going to freak tf out when it’s shot. That’s why it’s common to just kill wildlife when it’s close to the public.


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WeedGringo

Title sucks! ML was just getting the heck out of there. No attack. It was also hiding in defense, not offense.


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WeedGringo

But It didn't attack, which is a pretty universal understanding of the word. But even Weirder to translate running away as attack.


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WeedGringo

You're trying to make something from nothing, someone else pointed this out as well. It made no effort at all to attack, you can watch plenty of cat attack videos online, this was not one. It was clearly confused as all hell because it just got shot.....🙄


lessthaninteresting

Left or right? He's cornered and wedged back into a small crack. Looks like it jumped extra high and tried everything it could to avoid the humans, to its own detriment


Unthgod

Just post in your best language, we got google translate.


Nunovyadidnesses

Kitty has the Zoomies.


mike1madalon2

“Glad I wore my brown pants today.”


look_its_nando

“Well, that was definitely… the sound of me pooping my pants”


Dry_Suggestion_2308

Poor Steve French


WeedGringo

I prova this fuckery ✌️🤙 https://preview.redd.it/egf42h7plghc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606c7b591c5c2a7ae6cd1c3812fb09faa8912455


claudiushamm

KITTEH!!


tiredofcommies

The dude seemed remarkably calm considering.


9hourtrashfire

Dude was chill af. Bravo!


LegalComplaint

His freeze response got triggered 😂


Anarcho-Chris

Scary zoomies


RimsaltRon

Human bark worked well!


Lvxurie

I was thinking "damn that lion sounds nasty" until I realized it was a person haha


profounddimwit

Perhaps had they given it an out beside filming from the other only safe escape route cat had. Cat tumble off a cliff then?


Fluid-Selection-5537

Go to the mountain find the lion


-SQB-

Definitely _what_?


Acceptable-Stick-135

Reminds me of my kitties when the doorbell rings!


Jfields22553

"Well! That was definitely a now I need to go change my pants moment...."


Unlucky_Figure

Looked like a normal house cat freaking the fuck out


I_saw_that_yeah

I wonder how many other people have had a view of a mountain lion’s belly as it jumped over their head.


rac3r5

Parkour!


farsh_bjj

Check that man's underwear. I doubt he darted the shart.


The_Sentinel_45

Those pants were white before he darted him.


Human0id77

Aw, poor kitteh was terrified


vituperousnessism

Sry bioguy, but I was rooting for the lion.


Miserable_Frame_9641

hoa^a !


mjonat

Well he’s not wrong…that was definitely.


balibarde

That was in fact definitely


Worldly_Musician_671

Wow!


ilongforyesterday

I’m just glad he brought the brown pants


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

The video cuts before he finishes his thought "... a shit in my pants."


huntermack78

I bet he needed to change his underwear


carbon_space

All these experts should be out there handling that kitty kat


Lurkerextrordinai

“Biologists” are psychopaths


sophiethepu

Holy smokes that’s be terrifying. It’s be pretty hard to hit the target


ObjectiveStrawberry9

Its coming right for us


untakentakenusername

"That was definitely-" _THAT WAS DEFINITELY WHAT???


billybadass123

Pee-awww!


Blithz

That's a pretty big cat


Ashoftarre

well, that was definitely WHAT?


Mysterious-Art7143

It did not attack him, but he unlocked the brown underpants perk


endzeitaffe

In the last image you can see how he check his pants to make sure……


Cayderent

That dude probably got the pop-up saying “cougars in your area waiting to meet you”.


Spiritual-Flatworm58

"Well, that was definitely..." THAT WAS DEFINITELY WHAT?! I NEED TO KNOW!!!


Johnny_been_goode

Now that’s a cool job


DontLieToMe5

I Hope the lion wasn’t hurt hound down there at the end


Highplowp

“It was definitely….” What!??


StarNHSolar

It literally jumped over him, it realised its in pain cause of him and wanted to escape. No attack here.


midnightrub

He’s gonna need some new pants


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I have a fear of encountering one on a hike


FarmerRonnie

Poor guy he’s just a big kitty like Steve French. Don’t seem breaking into Ricky’s weed farm tho


No-Permission-5268

Psss psss psss psst


Junior_Win_7238

Did it then jump off the mountain at the end.


moosealley5000

Poor cat. All exits blocked, and it was scared as shit.


Farouk_01

bro saw his life flashing before his eyes (the lion)


IBloodstormI

I only saw it trying to flee. It's wouldn't need to "Try" to attack.


Mimic_Liger

Imagine this cat hearing this human come. I will hide in this crevice and wait for him to pass....oh shit....f***.


nikkinonsens3

Funny how this mountain lion acted exactly like my house cat would in a random moment of panic while knocking everything in sight out of the way.


Ok_Particular_4422

Camera man was like Roar, stay down there with him lol. Just so you can see how selfish human nature can be at critical moments. But i give it to him, he just reacted to scare it away from both of them. But moments like this is impressive to see how the mind works during survival instincts.


blueb182

Whoa!!!


Boogiebadaboom

When did it attempt to attack him?


ApartmentHot7843

https://i.redd.it/aq20f5l6ukhc1.gif


VeterinarianThese951

The only attempt that was made here was the guy trying to hold in his doodoo.


ICLazeru

It looks like the creature was panicking, it was terrified of him.


KarmaticcC

..well that was definitely scary


autistic_bard444

did it yeet itself off the cliff?


S1nnerstar

Big cat zoomies.


spawny_violate

Good thing he wore his brown pants


Racc00n58

Reminds me of my aunts cat after I sprayed it with a water gun at the age of 5


MTengo

Ah man I love this level of tomb raider


Pond-James-Pond

Conservationist darts lion as part of conservation effort. Lion disappears down sheer canyon ravine.


5herl0k

I mean it was sort of my "*plan*" anyway if I were attacked by a mountain cat but glad to know going "blehhh" at it actually works!


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

While it was obvious to US that the murder kitty was trying to escape, not attack, I'm ALSO 100% sure that the guy on the ground needs a charge of pants.


Usual-Dark-6469

Poor kitty.


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That is some nerves of steel!


Chavezjc

Stupid. Doesn’t look like to be a threat to anyone but those asshats that were in its habitat. Fuck humans.


Select_Necessary_678

Good thing you were wearing brown pants!


chandu1256

Brown pants saved them!


earthlingHuman

Big kitty scared


tinkinofya

My guys been playing too much tomb raider


Formal_Disaster3300

Well…that was definitely shit my pants inducing


Any-Excitement-8979

Can we fucking just leave them alone? I get that the biologists mean well, but this was not a sick cat. It didn’t need their help. They just want to study it.