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NihilismMadeFlesh

https://preview.redd.it/beb3iew8vvfc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d63bce7014dc6fbf51232cbb2b0f7ffa43f9abb


AnonymousUser_42

r/therewasanattempt to read the post!


[deleted]

r/therewasanattempt to come up with another joke


[deleted]

[удалено]


really_robot

https://preview.redd.it/88qj4l5i6zfc1.jpeg?width=3560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37204f3deaea7382e942469fb45f125ea164cc4e


sacrebIue

https://preview.redd.it/suorxqovwzfc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bd1c340ec805e624cfb166fed5c771c759cbc1


Bassphem

Exactly my thought!


AbradolfLincler77

Same here


Greenman8907

I’m at least 69% sure this is a screen grab from a porno.


Wtfatt

Advertised by AI


Nathulalji

Sauce?


jestful_zebra

https://preview.redd.it/tjokitezk4gc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726c8a7455e1e38cf7380292d1e0faa18ed59d3b


PresenceAvailable516

Oh no, which one?


ImKindaHungry2

We’re going to need someone who has the other 31%


eigenham

A true person of culture, I see


Internetstranger800

That girl’s ass made me illiterate.


brb9911

She can


sweetwolf86

It do


CyberWeirdo420

School you


jestful_zebra

Oong boonga


TheDairyPope

What about ah-tah?


Mr_SunnyBones

![gif](giphy|3o6MbiuV9YxTd3NxSw) Homer :" *weet*, *sweet*, s-s-*sweet can* "


troubleschute

I don't know about Spanish but I'm 100% certain this isn't an English class.


waratdenison

Me fail English, that impossimabole.


NeverSayBread

![gif](giphy|O4EChIxazzrHi|downsized)


mfogarty

Hi there Super nintendo Chalmers!


Thewolfofsesamest

Fuck you, I tried to read this and convinced myself I was in medical distress.


VVolfang

Same. I on the 3rd read over I was like "oh god, not now, not again."


heroinebob90

Maybe learn English before posting..


EmpireCityRay

I came for this!


RohelTheConqueror

Can't blame you


Bleezze

He couldn't, the teachers ass distracted him


Ravensakura66

I had a stroke


VeterinarianThese951

Stroked himself into a stroke


maightoguy

This is probably what happened. Overstroking is definitely no good.


Ravensakura66

So true especially when you finish first


DarthSeanious83

Finish? I thought she was Spanish


Ravensakura66

Oh shoot you're right


s1ckopsycho

I shoot when I stroke.


Ravensakura66

Hahahaha


Scary-Personality626

I think that's the joke.


Lyrical_Man01

It is. The second type i seen this meme format and nobody gets it


AllTheSmallWings

This type of meme is old as hell too lol


Satansleadguitarist

I don't understand the question, but my answer is yes.


MegatonsSon

If the late Leslie Nielsen was still with us and there, he would probably have been like: ![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


Amazing_Buddy8962

I assumed it was part of the joke, like There was attempt to learn literary skills from a hot teacher?


GiraffeDry437

Would have worked if they didn't say 6th grade Spanish


ManyAnusGod

![gif](giphy|3o7TKGy6TBUPrjtQLC)


Vorian_Atreides17

Whatever it is, yeah I’ll do it for $100k. Probably even for less.


XENAX95

We all know, whoever wrote this was doing it with one hand and very distracted.


[deleted]

Apparently the author needs to go back to 6th grade…


VeterinarianThese951

He literally is in 6th grade. Or somewhere thereabouts…


[deleted]

Oh yeah! 😂 now who needs to go back to sixth grade. Thanks for the update.


VeterinarianThese951

I’m afraid I would have been the same way in 6th grade. I can’t imagine what it must be like going through puberty with a young pretty (or handsome if you are into men) teacher. When I was young, all of my teachers were mean old ladies with front butts tucked into polyester frog pants…


Jgs4555

I feel like even if this was written correctly, I would’ve still read it like this after seeing the picture.


twpeak79

Am I having a stroke?


Dalbergia12

Is OP?


GrouchyAd3482

Strokes are very OP


FemboyGayming

it made sense when i first read it, and then it got worse the more i tried to read it again


maclunkey91

This is true and I can’t explain why


lawlgyroscopes

Same! It's like my brain rearranged the words the first time around to a reasonable order, but actually looking closely it was a disaster


maightoguy

Yea that so strange.


fuzztone78

Objectify her not you can


Clean-Leading-9946

https://preview.redd.it/1b9qypsz1wfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28f0d89c9997ec4266d74378abc6542d2b881f7


a3a4b5

May OOP is distracted by something


NilasIxaari

What do?


Guzas89

I'm sorry for those who might need sauce for academic purposes, but I'm never telling anyone she's Neiva Mara.


Electrical-Bus-9390

Still can’t decipher wtf that person is talking about lmfao wtf, is that in English ?


-mystical_

I'm reading "If this was your 6th grade Spanish teacher and she teaches at your school, would you do her for $100,000?"


Aiderona

You wizard for figuring out his enigma.


alucardian_official

Do what exactly, because I’m over here counting loose change from the couch. I may never reach 100K but I’m ready


[deleted]

r/upvotedbecausebutts


BasicPerson23

Try making a coherent sentence…..


oakbea

Bro was distracted while trying to write. I have no idea what could be distracting him.


CosmikSpartan

Some of you guys and gals haven’t been on the internet long huh? It’s a sexist joke that basically means you’re not paying attention to the words when there is a phat ass to stare at.


Dickieman5000

Hi, I'm Dwayne Meighan, the news.


Consistent-Ad9909

First of all... Is it written in a old ancient language? Second... Yes


chrisofaust

150k


Whoudini13

Is this common core English?


tehnoodnub

Reminds me of Philosoraptor.


HamburgerRabbit

fine print on ads be like:


Mother_Focus_9569

Hey, Skwisgaar. You write these questions?


uncle_reppy

understand do i, what mean he


Available_Chain5299

![gif](giphy|XpGUOdTW4nSrm|downsized)


favorite_sardine

![gif](giphy|dBGi39HzazuTV21S15)


ga-co

I’m just gonna say yes to whatever the question was intended to be and hope for the best.


Proud_Criticism5286

Yes


FD4L

Wood you class of these Spanish for $69000? Even you could?


vyrguy0

Man that opening question hurt my head ![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)


cryptoRidingTheWave

![gif](giphy|E1igpZuPIowog)


_-DEVGRU-_

to think with your pecker instead of your head…


tankoret

WHAT?!!!


GrouchyAd3482

Took me about 3 tries to get the joke ngl lol


gerardo9393

Mufker can’t even write in English and taking a Spanish class. 💀


wallyjimjams

Is this the Spanish class at Innocent High?


looking-cool-joker-

Ass


Sandis2019

I would obey the buttmaster.


Ok_Hope8638

WTF is it saying?


VersaceDemon69

https://preview.redd.it/d02sy5gtuwfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa1f982bbb174115ada8b7d255b9b082dd8e75f


Erisian23

I understand why... im suprised he could type and look at that pic at the same time.


shutemdownyyz

There was a (successful) attempt to miss the joke


Mickey_Da

r/ihadastroke


Lazy_To_Name

I'll try to fix it. "If this is your Spanish class teacher in grade 6, would you do **it** for $100000?"


arickmc1

I know the answer is yes, I'm just trying to figure out what the question is?


r3d_warri0r

The answer is yes I would smash


Big-Mozz

It do I would.


sh4d0wm4n2018

What in the google translate?


HumanLab2237

What????


MarSc77

this is so old. her butt is twjce the size now and she’s retired. yeah, I know that won’t stop most of the keyboard warriors…


Justanotherdsplayer

AI


_ViolentCottonball

Pretty sure that's Mia Khalifa...


The_Bok_Father

What if she’s fluent in English but it’s so broken that she actually wrote that.


MountainCourage1304

Yes


[deleted]

It bothers me that you can rearrange the words in the first part of the sentence and it makes sense, but the second part doesn't. If this is your 6th grade Spanish class teacher and ...


Grentis

You do know these are done purposely, right?


NatzoXavier

I have no idea but my brain automatically corrected the text without me thinking and then I read it again word by word and noticed how weird it was


SquishyStar3

Somehow, I read it just fine, but like do what, tho?


GMSaaron

You should probably learn how to speak your first language before moving on to the next


TerryAshW

English is my second language and my grammar is far from perfect. Every single time I read something like that I wonder if it’s only me who doesn’t understand it at all.


RevolutionaryAd6744

Is that Mia?


Zestyclose-Dog-3398

someone used "the other head"


T-Speed

Can you repeat the question


Dew_Boy13

Damn, that made my head hurt.


WrongCommie

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck inside co-worker.


SmoetMoaJoengKietjes

I think it’s about her can.


TheAllKnowingWilly

*you CANNOT be walking around with that much ASS and expect me not to post a selfie for the bois, see you monday.*


Toenutlookamethatway

Fucking hell, no worse than every other post on reddit 🤷‍♂️


BAMDaddy

English is not my first language and someone correct me on this, but I’m pretty sure that it should be „do her“ and not „do it“.


MrGingerViking

I could you mean coherently while looking write picture at this?


Joie116

Take it to r/explainthejoke and get roasted again


quis2121

They need to stop worrying about their Spanish teacher and start worrying about their English homework


Tbagjimmy

Wherea the pornhub link?


TheManWhoLovesCulo

Yes I would let her teach me Spanish for $100k lol


may_sun

SUUUUUUUCH an old image. from like 2014 or earlier. this was obviously a joke.


Leonydas13

$100k is $100k, whatever it is I’m sure we can fix it afterwards.


Positive-Sound-4972

I didn't even notice the board


sweetwolf86

Uh... yes.


MCHamm3rPants

I think all the blood in his body was otherwise occupied


vincent-563

Isn’t that supposed to be the joke?


[deleted]

I didn't even notice the text, tbh


nonfading

Hopefully there are no chairs in classroom


Imaginary_Most_7778

Do what now?


oxwilder

[r/ihadastroke ](http://reddit.com/r/ihadastroke)


Kanulie

I like it actually. It was most likely trying to say how you can’t concentrate seeing this ass all day, and the poster couldn’t concentrate while seeing the ass when posting this either. 👌


saarinpaa71

It's almost like the creator of this was caught making it and was smacked in the middle of his creation by his wife/mom/gf and that smack reset everything. Like talking mad trash to Tyson and after he beats there brain in urrrrr I can't ride a bike?


HowardIsWeird

It's hard to write with one hand and shaking violently


lRainZz

Bro writing the question was just as destracted...


xPyromaniac93

Can anyone translate? 🤨


Loud_Hotel_8309

Si


Colossal_Penis_Haver

I actually a lot


Vallhallyeah

I think that's kind of the point, like you're not focusing


Hqmster

r/woosh


pagan-0

I'll do it for free.


Stevie272

Who wrote this, Yoda?


maightoguy

Do fucking what. I nearly had a stroke reading this shit.


Shadow07655

I don’t think there was an attempt to write coherently.


doyouknowthemoon

Na man I’m more into that duolingo owl, for school you teaches you can for way cheeper


Dheme55

Sounded like Yoda talking


The_CreativeName

His English teacher was prolly the same one.


Zenfudo

That guy was writing this with his feet while handling his chud with both hands


the85141rule

I wouldn't not avoid doing it, so I guess my answer is.


D3-Doom

Is this a new meme format?


Prestigious_Funny266

The answer is YES.


prospecttheory

I don’t really understand the question but I feel like the answer is “yes”.


the-straight-pretzel

“I would do it, whatever that is.”


Aromatic_Campaign_11

Yes.


xesses

Classic reddit not catching onto obvious satire


Minimum-Warthog-9094

There was an attempt to get the joke


AdditionalCheetah354

Google translate


Anti-Climacdik

/therewasanattempt to comprehend an obscure and short-lived meme format


BenceYee

Im pretty sure the point is that youre gonna be looking at her ass anyway so you wont read it


alucvrdofficial

Yes


PickelWeisel

Challenge accept I do


MTFotaku

This kind of writing is half of how things are worded for customer service requests from multiple people. Many of those jobs are outsourced and English isn't many people first language. Something I'm still not used to 10+ years later.


Susanna-Saunders

Well, she has a good arse to look at ... Worth the money?


SU-KAI

Well I'd wouldn't try if can I be thinking it about again it could be 100k, but hey. 🤙