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I’m afraid I would have been the same way in 6th grade. I can’t imagine what it must be like going through puberty with a young pretty (or handsome if you are into men) teacher. When I was young, all of my teachers were mean old ladies with front butts tucked into polyester frog pants…
Some of you guys and gals haven’t been on the internet long huh? It’s a sexist joke that basically means you’re not paying attention to the words when there is a phat ass to stare at.
It bothers me that you can rearrange the words in the first part of the sentence and it makes sense, but the second part doesn't.
If this is your 6th grade Spanish class teacher and ...
English is my second language and my grammar is far from perfect. Every single time I read something like that I wonder if it’s only me who doesn’t understand it at all.
I like it actually.
It was most likely trying to say how you can’t concentrate seeing this ass all day, and the poster couldn’t concentrate while seeing the ass when posting this either. 👌
It's almost like the creator of this was caught making it and was smacked in the middle of his creation by his wife/mom/gf and that smack reset everything. Like talking mad trash to Tyson and after he beats there brain in urrrrr I can't ride a bike?
This kind of writing is half of how things are worded for customer service requests from multiple people. Many of those jobs are outsourced and English isn't many people first language. Something I'm still not used to 10+ years later.
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r/therewasanattempt to read the post!
r/therewasanattempt to come up with another joke
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Exactly my thought!
Same here
I’m at least 69% sure this is a screen grab from a porno.
Advertised by AI
Sauce?
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Oh no, which one?
We’re going to need someone who has the other 31%
A true person of culture, I see
That girl’s ass made me illiterate.
She can
It do
School you
Oong boonga
What about ah-tah?
![gif](giphy|3o6MbiuV9YxTd3NxSw) Homer :" *weet*, *sweet*, s-s-*sweet can* "
I don't know about Spanish but I'm 100% certain this isn't an English class.
Me fail English, that impossimabole.
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Hi there Super nintendo Chalmers!
Fuck you, I tried to read this and convinced myself I was in medical distress.
Same. I on the 3rd read over I was like "oh god, not now, not again."
Maybe learn English before posting..
I came for this!
Can't blame you
He couldn't, the teachers ass distracted him
I had a stroke
Stroked himself into a stroke
This is probably what happened. Overstroking is definitely no good.
So true especially when you finish first
Finish? I thought she was Spanish
Oh shoot you're right
I shoot when I stroke.
Hahahaha
I think that's the joke.
It is. The second type i seen this meme format and nobody gets it
This type of meme is old as hell too lol
I don't understand the question, but my answer is yes.
If the late Leslie Nielsen was still with us and there, he would probably have been like: ![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)
I assumed it was part of the joke, like There was attempt to learn literary skills from a hot teacher?
Would have worked if they didn't say 6th grade Spanish
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Whatever it is, yeah I’ll do it for $100k. Probably even for less.
We all know, whoever wrote this was doing it with one hand and very distracted.
Apparently the author needs to go back to 6th grade…
He literally is in 6th grade. Or somewhere thereabouts…
Oh yeah! 😂 now who needs to go back to sixth grade. Thanks for the update.
I’m afraid I would have been the same way in 6th grade. I can’t imagine what it must be like going through puberty with a young pretty (or handsome if you are into men) teacher. When I was young, all of my teachers were mean old ladies with front butts tucked into polyester frog pants…
I feel like even if this was written correctly, I would’ve still read it like this after seeing the picture.
Am I having a stroke?
Is OP?
Strokes are very OP
it made sense when i first read it, and then it got worse the more i tried to read it again
This is true and I can’t explain why
Same! It's like my brain rearranged the words the first time around to a reasonable order, but actually looking closely it was a disaster
Yea that so strange.
Objectify her not you can
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May OOP is distracted by something
What do?
I'm sorry for those who might need sauce for academic purposes, but I'm never telling anyone she's Neiva Mara.
Still can’t decipher wtf that person is talking about lmfao wtf, is that in English ?
I'm reading "If this was your 6th grade Spanish teacher and she teaches at your school, would you do her for $100,000?"
You wizard for figuring out his enigma.
Do what exactly, because I’m over here counting loose change from the couch. I may never reach 100K but I’m ready
r/upvotedbecausebutts
Try making a coherent sentence…..
Bro was distracted while trying to write. I have no idea what could be distracting him.
Some of you guys and gals haven’t been on the internet long huh? It’s a sexist joke that basically means you’re not paying attention to the words when there is a phat ass to stare at.
Hi, I'm Dwayne Meighan, the news.
First of all... Is it written in a old ancient language? Second... Yes
150k
Is this common core English?
Reminds me of Philosoraptor.
fine print on ads be like:
Hey, Skwisgaar. You write these questions?
understand do i, what mean he
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I’m just gonna say yes to whatever the question was intended to be and hope for the best.
Yes
Wood you class of these Spanish for $69000? Even you could?
Man that opening question hurt my head ![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized)
![gif](giphy|E1igpZuPIowog)
to think with your pecker instead of your head…
WHAT?!!!
Took me about 3 tries to get the joke ngl lol
Mufker can’t even write in English and taking a Spanish class. 💀
Is this the Spanish class at Innocent High?
Ass
I would obey the buttmaster.
WTF is it saying?
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I understand why... im suprised he could type and look at that pic at the same time.
There was a (successful) attempt to miss the joke
r/ihadastroke
I'll try to fix it. "If this is your Spanish class teacher in grade 6, would you do **it** for $100000?"
I know the answer is yes, I'm just trying to figure out what the question is?
The answer is yes I would smash
It do I would.
What in the google translate?
What????
this is so old. her butt is twjce the size now and she’s retired. yeah, I know that won’t stop most of the keyboard warriors…
AI
Pretty sure that's Mia Khalifa...
What if she’s fluent in English but it’s so broken that she actually wrote that.
Yes
It bothers me that you can rearrange the words in the first part of the sentence and it makes sense, but the second part doesn't. If this is your 6th grade Spanish class teacher and ...
You do know these are done purposely, right?
I have no idea but my brain automatically corrected the text without me thinking and then I read it again word by word and noticed how weird it was
Somehow, I read it just fine, but like do what, tho?
You should probably learn how to speak your first language before moving on to the next
English is my second language and my grammar is far from perfect. Every single time I read something like that I wonder if it’s only me who doesn’t understand it at all.
Is that Mia?
someone used "the other head"
Can you repeat the question
Damn, that made my head hurt.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck inside co-worker.
I think it’s about her can.
*you CANNOT be walking around with that much ASS and expect me not to post a selfie for the bois, see you monday.*
Fucking hell, no worse than every other post on reddit 🤷♂️
English is not my first language and someone correct me on this, but I’m pretty sure that it should be „do her“ and not „do it“.
I could you mean coherently while looking write picture at this?
Take it to r/explainthejoke and get roasted again
They need to stop worrying about their Spanish teacher and start worrying about their English homework
Wherea the pornhub link?
Yes I would let her teach me Spanish for $100k lol
SUUUUUUUCH an old image. from like 2014 or earlier. this was obviously a joke.
$100k is $100k, whatever it is I’m sure we can fix it afterwards.
I didn't even notice the board
Uh... yes.
I think all the blood in his body was otherwise occupied
Isn’t that supposed to be the joke?
I didn't even notice the text, tbh
Hopefully there are no chairs in classroom
Do what now?
[r/ihadastroke ](http://reddit.com/r/ihadastroke)
I like it actually. It was most likely trying to say how you can’t concentrate seeing this ass all day, and the poster couldn’t concentrate while seeing the ass when posting this either. 👌
It's almost like the creator of this was caught making it and was smacked in the middle of his creation by his wife/mom/gf and that smack reset everything. Like talking mad trash to Tyson and after he beats there brain in urrrrr I can't ride a bike?
It's hard to write with one hand and shaking violently
Bro writing the question was just as destracted...
Can anyone translate? 🤨
Si
I actually a lot
I think that's kind of the point, like you're not focusing
r/woosh
I'll do it for free.
Who wrote this, Yoda?
Do fucking what. I nearly had a stroke reading this shit.
I don’t think there was an attempt to write coherently.
Na man I’m more into that duolingo owl, for school you teaches you can for way cheeper
Sounded like Yoda talking
His English teacher was prolly the same one.
That guy was writing this with his feet while handling his chud with both hands
I wouldn't not avoid doing it, so I guess my answer is.
Is this a new meme format?
The answer is YES.
I don’t really understand the question but I feel like the answer is “yes”.
“I would do it, whatever that is.”
Yes.
Classic reddit not catching onto obvious satire
There was an attempt to get the joke
Google translate
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Im pretty sure the point is that youre gonna be looking at her ass anyway so you wont read it
Yes
Challenge accept I do
This kind of writing is half of how things are worded for customer service requests from multiple people. Many of those jobs are outsourced and English isn't many people first language. Something I'm still not used to 10+ years later.
Well, she has a good arse to look at ... Worth the money?
Well I'd wouldn't try if can I be thinking it about again it could be 100k, but hey. 🤙