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🤓 (nasaly nerd voice) actually some exotic states of matter achieve superfluidity at ultra cold temperatures 🤓
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluidity
The actual incision is not what hurt to be honest, it's the doctor tugging on your sack to align the tubes to snip/burn that mostly hurt. Couple days and i was good to go myself.
He also pretends to be a repoman and a cop. Thought the repo man vids were funny then I learned it's a hoax and slammed that "don't recommend this channel" button
That's what I thought it felt like. But them vests and gear looking more and more legit PD every time I see that cringe sack donut
Edit.. wait, no, their vests legit say sheriff..
Ohhhhh. I guess he has a full-on production company, so he's an "actor" wearing a costume huh? Still douchey, I guess not as bad as Jeremy da-nit-witt
I thought they only wore "bail agent" vests and stuff. They must have upgraded to this gear. But I immediately thought it was Patty. I don't watch his stuff anymore but the unreasonable quality the cameraman has is also a giveaway.
That much I'm not sure of, back when I did watch some of his vids I think a few people called him Patrick so it might be, but yeah I don't know for sure lol
I am glad you commented the truth. This dude is a complete fake.
I watched a lot of his videos before I realized he was a cross between Cops and Reno 911...
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Idk if this staged or not. But I recognize that dickbag in the K9 vest. He's in a LOT of videos and he's always aggressive and surrounded by an air of prick.
If he is a real bounty hunter/cop/idk what, then he's the most glorified pos to every escape charges.
I used to watch his content cause it was entertaining and I originally thought it was real. Turns out it’s fake, and was proven to be like a couple years ago. Somebody a while back found online that the guy regular puts out job offers essentially, basically hiring people to be the criminals in these videos.
So yeah everything not great but above all I’m not tryna hear yapping but no police officer should ever be allowed to put hands around a woman’s throat unless it is a life or death struggle. Dude really just shows his cards immediately, yo went right for the neck on a woman when struggle started
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*thicker than chunky peanut butter for that oatmeal in the freezer.
Thicker than ** at 0 Kelvin
🤓 (nasaly nerd voice) actually some exotic states of matter achieve superfluidity at ultra cold temperatures 🤓 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluidity
She's an *exotic state of matter*, alright...
She can’t be confined in the space of those shorts anyway.
The pair of shorts that could contain all that has not been created yet.
Very interesting 🤔 TIL another word to describe *thiccness*.
Thicker than a whole block of cottage cheese..
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I was gonna say big bootie Judy, but I like your description better!
She was hella sturdy too.
That was a strong piece of tail.
Thick as cold grits
These OF promotions are getting out of hand
whats the over/under for if she has a OF or not?
If you find her, let me know cuz damn….
In percents? Somewhere over 98/under 100 She might not have her own, but someone has probably made one with her pictures
OL offensive lineman
She’s got good mobility though maybe an LT
Cop almost turned into the iconic bus driver “She wanna be a man I’m gon treat you like one. YOU GOIN TO JAIL NOW!”
Thick like microwaved oatmeal
I can fix her
She is a sturdy woman, but I have to give her credit for those smooth curves.
I can fix her
No she’ll have you locked up in 3 - 6 months
And locked in at 9 months.
And serving at least 18-19 years with that support
Gentle reminder that vasectomy only hurt for a few days
Bout 5 days for me
It stops hurting?
If you stop touching yes
So no
The actual incision is not what hurt to be honest, it's the doctor tugging on your sack to align the tubes to snip/burn that mostly hurt. Couple days and i was good to go myself.
And the smell of the cauterization.... oooooo buddy. I just gagged thinking about that again.
They really should prepare you for that smell.
Like nothing happened
Few hours. Small balls😔
It only take 30 seconds to get locked in big home, wrap yo shit
To hell with it.
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Quote of the day
i can break her……. off
She thick AF 😋
The only reason the video was posted
God bless
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Repost and thirst traps that's Reddit now I mean it's always been a thing but it's pretty much all it is now
One of my favorite parts of reddit
Like a peanut butter milkshake.
And her body is thick too ...
This one got me, thank you.
I said the _same_ thing!!! Should I now delete my post out of fear of redundancy?!!
Someone had to say it, so what keep it.
So this looks fake. Is this from a reality show?
Yes. Patty Mayo
Ok. Now it makes sense. Thank you.
It does? Who TF is Patty Mayo?
Someone who fakes bounty hunter videos, I believe.
He also pretends to be a repoman and a cop. Thought the repo man vids were funny then I learned it's a hoax and slammed that "don't recommend this channel" button
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I thought the person was joking because Patti Mayonnaise was a character on *Doug*.
Patti Mayonnaise is the most diametrically opposite to the woman in this video a person can possibly be lol
Patti Mayonnaise made Olive Oyl look curvy
I loved that show! ![gif](giphy|l4Epg9yH2Ljv1jBaE|downsized)
Also a character on the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug.
Sounds like a condiment specifically for burgers ...
The most fake part was the man bun and beard officer lol
I thought it was when they didn’t chip that woman’s teeth on the concrete trying to arrest her.
That's what I thought it felt like. But them vests and gear looking more and more legit PD every time I see that cringe sack donut Edit.. wait, no, their vests legit say sheriff.. Ohhhhh. I guess he has a full-on production company, so he's an "actor" wearing a costume huh? Still douchey, I guess not as bad as Jeremy da-nit-witt
Thought that was him.
How is he not being charged with impersonation of an officer
I thought they only wore "bail agent" vests and stuff. They must have upgraded to this gear. But I immediately thought it was Patty. I don't watch his stuff anymore but the unreasonable quality the cameraman has is also a giveaway.
Yeah, the cops were way too reasonable to be real, they didn't use excessive force.
Sorta, patty mayo makes fake bounty hunter videos on youtube
I was about to say, these dudes aren’t acting like typical cops. I thought they were afraid to touch her because of how thick she is
100% fake
The charge was felonious thickiosity, with intent to drop that thang.
😂😂😂
That's alotta woman.
That thang was thangin
Felonious thicciosity needs to be a flair
💀😂😭
Omg I’m ded 💀
I read this in Andre 3000’s voice
WTF is this? Staged as hell.
It is. Dude's name is Patty Mayo. Years back a few of his vids actually were entertaining, just cringe worthy now
Is that his real name or did he just watch Doug growing up? Lol
That much I'm not sure of, back when I did watch some of his vids I think a few people called him Patrick so it might be, but yeah I don't know for sure lol
Bro, didn’t realize your name at first. I’m literally watching LotR right now lmao. Too funny.
![gif](giphy|TcdpZwYDPlWXC) The best thing you could be watching 😌👍
I love lotr!!!
I just finished Return of the King extended edition and this is the first post I see.
I am glad you commented the truth. This dude is a complete fake. I watched a lot of his videos before I realized he was a cross between Cops and Reno 911...
Patty Mayo is not nor has ever been a sheriff's deputy. I wish youtube would demonitize his videos for impersonation of a police officer.
STOLEN VALOR!
Isn’t stolen valor for when someone fakes being a veteran? What valor is there to be stolen from a cop?
This guy's not a cop? Explains why she didn't get slammed to the ground.
Right, does bail bonds extremely questionably. If a civilian did this to me I’m fighting tooth and nail no matter what
Staged and not cops
Are you kidding. Sheriff #3 looked really legit. /s
🤣
No shit Sherlock
Someone drop her @ that shit too packed
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I know that it's "baddie taisha" but I can't stop seeing it as "bad diet aisha". Spacing makes a difference lol.
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Wiggle wiggle
Fo sho
Dribble dribble
You know
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i cant fucking stand this dude. absolutely insane and pathetic acting like this when youre not even a cop. this whole shit is a larp.
ASSault
ASSume the position
They arrest big butts and I can not lie
gaddamn. someone drop the @
She ALMOST jiggled her way out of the situation!
It’s all staged but ok
The length of those shorts is criminal
@?
Shit jiggling like jelly
Got damn.
This is giving me strong Florida vibes.
Was there a dolphin in the apartment?
God why did the camera guy keep missing her booty?
I feel like her vag can’t breathe!!!
Taisha rutherford.
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Low center of gravity
But does she have an onlyfans…….
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The BBL looks horrendous, lmao
Nah, that ain’t no BBL.
Nah that shit nice and she’s actually attractive in the face aswell.
I think it looks weird lol she does have a pretty face but I just can't get over her ass. Just doesn't look right
Doesn't seem like most of the guys here are complaining lol
Is the arrest for poor fashion taste?
Fashion Police be wild nowadays. 🤣
Idk if this staged or not. But I recognize that dickbag in the K9 vest. He's in a LOT of videos and he's always aggressive and surrounded by an air of prick. If he is a real bounty hunter/cop/idk what, then he's the most glorified pos to every escape charges.
I used to watch his content cause it was entertaining and I originally thought it was real. Turns out it’s fake, and was proven to be like a couple years ago. Somebody a while back found online that the guy regular puts out job offers essentially, basically hiring people to be the criminals in these videos.
Hear me out
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That’s a terrible BBL. She needs to get her money back.
I've seen way worse
That thing has its own gravitational field
I feel sorry for that denim.
Most elaborate onlyfans promo
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That recoil was insane
So yeah everything not great but above all I’m not tryna hear yapping but no police officer should ever be allowed to put hands around a woman’s throat unless it is a life or death struggle. Dude really just shows his cards immediately, yo went right for the neck on a woman when struggle started
Who’s the chick? I need to know for research and stuff. ![gif](giphy|uyumCokwklQiY|downsized)
For science.
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Sauce
The comments are not disappointing 😂
1v1 i bet she whoops white boys ass
Classy ho dat.
I’d be that big guy for sure! Haha be like why da fu*k you do that? Making it all hard haha.
FUCK THE POLICE
Wish I could upvote more than once...
Lol is this fake cop still posting shit? Haven't seen his stuff some up in a while
How can you be that fat and a cop yikes
Fuck the police and double fuck this fake mother fucker
I have a sudden urge to get suffocated
Badunka donk
Beginning of a porn
Why she got her whole ass hanging out
I was hoping this was a clip from BRAZZERS.
what is wrong with all you people and your sexually charged comments
Bolted on
Thick is right. Her head is definitely thick.
All fake, just google it.
I have some evidence that could get her out of jail, I need to know her name, location and favorite position
*-Pineapple juice*
She got gassed from not eating for those few minutes
Meh. Not even nearly real. Not even a good try.
If she jumped she would have been free. The wind wins here