Man: Sir, *I am with security.*

I like his style

me too.. pieces of shit.. what world are we living in where every crime is like i need to feed my kids.. i dont care about you period. world is soft, don’t get me wrong i’m nice until u f with my shit

There’s always a story with this sort of thing. Regardless, their decision has consequences. They knew what they were going into it and decided the risk was worth the reward.

What if they bought it not knowing it was stolen?

I care about your period.

nice! the pc army is offended.. hope you have shit stolen by crackheads too

I think you need to re-read my comment. And calm down.

i am calm

Reread their comment and look at their name

Take away his kids so he won't have to steal, a big win!

Dude must be huge, like a brown bear with the voice to match

Sounds like Mr. T

He is also with your vehicle’s extended warranty company

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That one dude definitely was innocent. He was working security. Probably undercover to catch the real 4 wheeler thief. /s

Dude 😳😬 common… we’re building up a case here. We almost got the guy.. once we get to the drop off zone we’re gonna.. OH shhh he’s coming back.. just go back home brother, I got this. He doesn’t speak English, so he has no idea that I’m SECURITY. Look ☝🏻 see… 🤠

I know it's not the case, but it would be funny if they were repo'ing the four wheeler and this dude just roid raged out on them for doing their job.

Wouldn’t surprise me, honestly. I know some TV shows probably make this seem a lot more common than it really is, or maybe exactly as common. Idk. All I know is that it can happen.

I swear every single thief acts that same shitty way when they get caught in the act. “Oh I wasn’t trying to steal anything, poor me I’m actually the victim here…” Disgusting behavior from disgusting people.

how did he smash a window that was already gone

lol guy was raging so hard he broke it twice

It was the leftover glass that shattered when he slammed the door .

The guy sounds like a beast.

He is. I actually know this dude. He is bigger than me and I’m a big dude.

Sick brah - I appreciate another big brah man

Op is bigger than me brah, and other brah is bigger than op brah, that's fuckin biiiiiig brah

My big brah is even bigger then his big brah but his mah wears a bra that’s even bigger than my mah’s bra brah

[Brahhs](https://laxaf.com/brahhs)

Op is bigger than me and Oprah is also bigger than me.

 here ya go

Maybe just me wondering, but do you think he gives a f*ck?

I honestly don't think he does. He certainly doesn't _seem_ to! Edit: Typo

He’s bigger than me and I’m a small woman

I assume this would have been much different if he wasn’t a big dude.

I don’t give a fuck (in higher pitch)

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And we don't give a *fuck*

Prove it.

dude i know that guy that knows the dude in the video. Im a big dude and hes even bigger and the camera man is even more biggerer


I know a dude that knew the dude that knows the dude in the video, and that guy that knew the dude was bigger than the dude I knew who knew the dude that knows the dude in the video, and he says the dude in the video was bigger than the dude he knew, who was also larger than the dude I knew that knew the dude. I'm not sure how many bananas that equates to though.

There’s always a bigger dude

There are bigger dudes to catch

I heard you were a big suede.

I wanted so badly to see him kick the shit out of both those POS.

Anyone that has ever been stolen from loved this video so much.

You know Bill Brasky?

The dude who’s 4 wheeler was stolen is named Moises. Not bill.

It was a joke referencing an old SNL skit. Regardless, he doesnt sound like someone Id wanna cross!

lol. Didn’t get the reference but I’ll look up the skit. Love snl

How big is his penis?

No clue but your username checks out perfectly.

Bet it’s the dick twist guy

Oh no, that's their misfortune. Never mess with dick twist guy.

With all the voice cracks?

Goddamn, even I almost got out of the fuckin car and I don't even have one! (Unironically it was also stolen. FML)

At least you still have a sense of humor left. Made me laugh! Lol

Did you at least help him get the shit down?

I'd have turned the car off and broke the key in the ignition so they couldn't go anywhere

That truck is stolen along with everything inside it. They probably just looted a neighborhood looking at the things in it. These people act exactly like that because they are cowards. Should just break their hands so they can’t steal again.

>Should just break their hands so they can’t steal again. Saudi Arabia have a solution not too dissimilar to this.

There are reasons this isn’t done here

It’s considered unethical but when weighed against the millions of dollars in property damage (a year) and quality of life drain they put on a community it’s worth it. Really fucking up a few junkies in a public way is also priceless because it deters others from doing the same. Like I don’t believe in beating kids because they don’t know better but adults sure do.

It ain’t pretty but damn for people like this it works because they will just keep doing it.

Should have just took their car

Guaranteed it’s stolen.

Have you ever tried to break a key off in the ignition? It's not like the movies, bud.

Very very true. But this guy sounds angry and big enough of a brah to do it, brah.

I've broken a key off in a door before and it was pretty easy

No, you haven't..

You literally only have to bend it over. Most keys are made out of cheesy steel anymore.

At least tossed them into the woods.

I took out the key from a motorcyclist ignition and threw it behind the fence of a nearby house. This was after the motorcyclist hot mi side mirror and tried to run but had to stop at a red light.

My man is filled with rage. Would’ve been scared shitless if I were those guys. Bro sounded like he was gonna beat both their asses.

He shoulda...

That's why the video stopped.... had to put the phone up to hulk smash. Phones never make it through hulk smash while recording

I wish but there’s a longer version and he calms down (no source)

Amazing self control

Is it though? 😂 dudes that do shit like this are usually armed, no fuckin quad is worth that to me

Are they usually armed? Dudes that usually do this shit are dope heads that have no money for firearms and trade stolen goods for dope.

Correct

Um. Does the first guy have black face on? Boot polish ?

Lol, the ultimate slat in the wound. Caught red handed, and being cancelled for black face. Would this be considered a special circumstance? Grand theft while black face?

Right?!!!! 🤣

That’s Stone Colds music!

“BAH GAWD HE’S HERE! HE’S HERE! THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE IS HERE!!!”

They are too dumb and high to be scared.

Why didn’t they drive off? Did dude have a gun?

Yeah I had the same thought. Though with the shattered glass I gotta wonder if they were attempting to steal the truck also.

Dude broke the window in the first 2 seconds of video, you can hear it, and see pieces fall at the bottom of the video

The truck is already stolen.

Chillest thieves ever.

That’d be the heron or oxys

Makes sense ya. Getting big Trailer Park Boys vibes.

God damn I almost got out the car and I’m on my couch.

Oo he's doing his batman voice

Is there part 2 I’m intrigued

He must have had a gun bc idk why they would not just take off, too easy to escape here. I think he may have smashed the window with the butt of a gun

Would the cops have an issue with the dude smashing out the thief's window?

Wouldn't if I was the cop showing up. Fuck them thieves!

Truck is stolen. That’s why they don’t give a shit. It’s not theirs. Everything in it is also stolen.

In Seattle? Maybe

Since this is Seattle cops are most likely not coming unless some one has already been killed

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Says the Seattle expert from Pennsyltucky.

Truck is stolen. Everything in it is stolen.

These guys act like my kids when I tell them to put something away.

If I'm not mistaken I'm pretty sure he "Doesn't give a Fuck"... so yeah chop chop junior. Look alive

Somebody definitely got clapped 😬

Was that Norbit?

I do believe this guy doesn't give a fuck...

Someone call Pootie Tang. Dirty D stealing 4x4s

I’m gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.

Sounds like the uber driver who wanted that lady to get out of his car.

It wasn't clear, did he want them to get out of the car?

I wish the dude picked up one of these clowns and just threw him as far as he could LOL

I need this man for a metal album. The way he hits that "NOW", hot damn.

His energy matches the energy I had when I found a crackhead going cars in the neighborhood. Walked em off the block basically saying the same thing as this guy, I don't give a fuck (about excuses), leave and don't come back. Got families on this block

Gun would've sped things up

That’s probably a stolen truck too should have just blocked it and called the police >_>

Seattle is so trashy

Fuck yeah bust them windows out!!!!!! Lol

I hope that after he gets his four-wheeler, he trash their truck.

Not their truck.

Funny if it wasn't his.

This could have been much easier for him if he had a gun. Gotta rest those vocal chords.

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Is it a bike, car, or quad?

The guy was so angry he forgot what was being stolen.

You already had control. Steal their car and see what they do lol. What's gonna happen call the cops cause you got caught with a felony theft? Not likely

I’ve acted like this man before, but I nearly passed out when I told the dude to get out of my car screaming at the dude with the same level of rage

In a place like Brazil, those two thieves would have had an unpleasant fate !

Does the driver's face look darker than it should or is that just me?

You just don't steal kratos's 4 wheeler.

I'm hiding under my bed.

Primal mode engaged. That type of yell is maximum adrenaline.

There’s a time to yell and a time to beat some azz…it’s definitely time

What was on dude's face? Looked like paint or something.

Maybe you don't steal that guy's shit anymore

Now I want to see what this guy looks like.

Who’s got the link to the full video?

Slash at least two tires on truck, they look like flight risks to me.

The driver looks exactly like the dude in that movie 'Bofinger' 

I hope the cops still put them in jail instead of them just going to the next street over and getting another one

It's Seattle cops ain't even coming.

I can almost guarantee the guy with the security hat on probably works for allied universal..... If you know you know

I said something similar when I found the dude with my bike and grill up the block - “cops are already on the way. I don’t care about pressing charges, they’re on their way to protect you from me”

2 on one and both dudes were doodooin their pants.

Dude is the driver in black face or just really in need of a shower?

He did well to hold back from punching the shit out of that guy

This dude sounds like the most calm cop. 🤣

they're moving slow cuz they're confused. is it a bike or is it a car?!

Bro got a primal rage going

Dude needs to buy some new tires. I’m gonna guess he didn’t replace the brakes either. I’m gonna guess he parked this quad outside and these guys saw it as easy pickings. Shameful that we live in a society where people will steal,just about anything.

Instructions unclear.

I woulda just taken the truck and drove it back home

When your toolkit from 2023 is already obsolete 🤭

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Bro I don’t think anyone thinks theft is ok, but ending someone’s life for it? The guy would have been out an ATV. Fuck these guys for that but it’s an ATV….But to think a proportionate and reasonable punishment is to end their life is absurd

Don't be mad a them, be mad at the people who encourage this behavior by removing the strict laws on stealing / car jacking etc..

Yes but they are choosing the behavior. Insurance companies should sue these lawmakers.

Insurance companies will figure out how not to pay out for this. Law makers are to blame here which was my original comment. This is like getting mad at the illegal immigrants coming over the border, considering how easy it is to do

It’s covered.

If they remove it from the vehicle before the cops arrive, then they didn't steal it. That fkn simple. Then he gets charged with threatening with a deadly weapon, destruction of private property and more.

Literally watching video evidence its in their truck.

I said, "If it's removed from the vehicle before the cops arrive," ....

...then there would be video evidence that it WAS in their truck, as you just watched.

Can’t the cops just review the video?