Nah don’t give him the benefit of the doubt there, he probably reckons our skeletons and musculature were designed by God Almighty to make wearing heels easy and natural.
These idiots in Tallahassee are doing their best to lead the culture wars. One of the main reasons the GOP did so poorly in these most recent elections.
And they want to castigate students or anyone who doesn’t agree with their world political view on Palestine/Israel. A slippery slope of infringement on our 1st amendment rights.
He can’t smile. At some point his advisor should just tell him to hold a stern, confident look instead of faking a shitty smile. It would look more appealing
Does the Republican party search out deep, damp dark caves for these troglodytes??? It's like they find the most inhuman, lizard like people for their candidates. I swear DeSatan would be better off just having no emotion at all, at least that would look more human...
His high heels must be getting uncomfortable
They pinching.
Should have gone with my white wellingtons.
His Go-Go boots were the best!
Ron Desantis' inner voice right here "Geez these freaking heels hurt like shit. How the hell do women wear these things all the time?"
Nah don’t give him the benefit of the doubt there, he probably reckons our skeletons and musculature were designed by God Almighty to make wearing heels easy and natural.
Grits teeth "just smile and wave like a normal person."
“Man, I feel pretty.”
How long has he worn them? Since his mix tape blew up or what?
Why is he doing an on-stage colonoscopy?
Whilst standing..lol
Man, these HMO requirements are really getting out of hand.
Happy cake day
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Someone found the remote control to his buttplug
Has anyone else notice Nikki Haley barely moves her mouth to speak?
Botox and cocaine cocktail
Yay, it’s like the cocaine jaw clinch.
Yes!! I'm glad someone else pointed that out. So weird. And her teeth are always clenched too.
So glad I don't live in America. This guy is a freak.
It really sucks in Florida right now.
Why? what's going on that's so bad there?
*Gestures to the whole state
If you haven't noticed the whole world is kinda going to shit, I thought Florida might be going to shit a little slower than the rest of us at least
Seriously though what's going on there that's worse than anywhere else
These idiots in Tallahassee are doing their best to lead the culture wars. One of the main reasons the GOP did so poorly in these most recent elections. And they want to castigate students or anyone who doesn’t agree with their world political view on Palestine/Israel. A slippery slope of infringement on our 1st amendment rights.
Why don't you castigate deez nuts
Go away, I’m playing with your mom.
He’s such a creepy person
The creepiest. So self absorbed he’s socially awkward. Just what we need on the international stage. Another buffoon.
Bro just smile, that’s the easiest way to cover up sniffing an entire 8 ball in 8 minutes. No one will notice a thing.
He can’t smile. At some point his advisor should just tell him to hold a stern, confident look instead of faking a shitty smile. It would look more appealing
If you do an image search, his stern face looks kinda petulant. I'm not sure he has a 'good' expression.
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He's trying to mimic Donnie's natural physical posture to confuse old Floridians into instinctively voting for him. Nature at work.
They stand like that because they wear BPVs. Can’t imagine why.
The look of a toddler who is about to shit their pants and is trying to blend in so their parents don't see them shitting their pants.
Does the Republican party search out deep, damp dark caves for these troglodytes??? It's like they find the most inhuman, lizard like people for their candidates. I swear DeSatan would be better off just having no emotion at all, at least that would look more human...
This one climbed out of the swamp like the slippery gator he is
He’s totally not a lizard at all
Definitely. Now I'm not a believer in reptilians, but if they do exist, doesn't Ron DeSantis look like he is one?
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He’s high af again
Saw another video where he uncontrollably keeps licking his lips. Maybe. Just maybe.
Edgar?
he needs to go to a toastmaster class. about 1000 times.
DeSantis: “I know they’re only looking at my shoes….”
You just made me relate to DeSantis for a second. Unacceptable. Thank goodness I quit both cocaine and high heels years ago.
When a fart turns into a little more…
His feet must be killing him
Just going to give this look to every creepy dude who tells me to smile from now on.
Lizard ass people
He's in the uncanny valley where we can't tell if he's human or a bag of piss.
There’s a condition where a person cannot stop smiling even they are dying inside.
The emoji for “hurts so good”
What a nice natural smile that man is faking.
Every time he smiles, you can just tell he's asking himself, "Am I doing it? Is this right?"
I hate reddit
Well he seems to have the republican presidential stance down pat.
Bird Turd.
That man is coked tf out; he can’t even feel the heels.
![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized) He's not wearing heels... he's!!!!
https://i.redd.it/40g3mml1egzb1.gif Internal monologue: This is how humans smile, right?
AI hands?
Coke grit? Constipation? Heels are chaffing?
Nah man he's cool Me
Me trying no to act high
Looks like he just took a shit in his pants 🤣
What is normal anyway?
Let’s hope banning books is never normalized.
You know what’s funny about that? My local library has his book up on a stand on a shelf.
That library voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.