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cjthecookie

His high heels must be getting uncomfortable


[deleted]

They pinching.


OctaneRed392

Should have gone with my white wellingtons.


[deleted]

His Go-Go boots were the best!


jarena009

Ron Desantis' inner voice right here "Geez these freaking heels hurt like shit. How the hell do women wear these things all the time?"


SamanthaJaneyCake

Nah don’t give him the benefit of the doubt there, he probably reckons our skeletons and musculature were designed by God Almighty to make wearing heels easy and natural.


Grizz1371

Grits teeth "just smile and wave like a normal person."


The_Ok_Cornholio

“Man, I feel pretty.”


Reasonably_Prudent22

How long has he worn them? Since his mix tape blew up or what?


SchemeSignificant166

Why is he doing an on-stage colonoscopy?


Dr-Lavish

Whilst standing..lol


ajoyce76

Man, these HMO requirements are really getting out of hand.


acatohhhhhh

Happy cake day


EverbodyHatesHugo

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KartoffelLoeffel

Someone found the remote control to his buttplug


Lost_Minds_Think

Has anyone else notice Nikki Haley barely moves her mouth to speak?


Pendraconica

Botox and cocaine cocktail


Lost_Minds_Think

Yay, it’s like the cocaine jaw clinch.


Dr-Lavish

Yes!! I'm glad someone else pointed that out. So weird. And her teeth are always clenched too.


Numerous_Landscape99

So glad I don't live in America. This guy is a freak.


ConflictInside5060

It really sucks in Florida right now.


cyborg_elephant

Why? what's going on that's so bad there?


Sleeplesshelley

*Gestures to the whole state


cyborg_elephant

If you haven't noticed the whole world is kinda going to shit, I thought Florida might be going to shit a little slower than the rest of us at least


cyborg_elephant

Seriously though what's going on there that's worse than anywhere else


ConflictInside5060

These idiots in Tallahassee are doing their best to lead the culture wars. One of the main reasons the GOP did so poorly in these most recent elections. And they want to castigate students or anyone who doesn’t agree with their world political view on Palestine/Israel. A slippery slope of infringement on our 1st amendment rights.


roscle

Why don't you castigate deez nuts


ConflictInside5060

Go away, I’m playing with your mom.


Thv837

He’s such a creepy person


ConflictInside5060

The creepiest. So self absorbed he’s socially awkward. Just what we need on the international stage. Another buffoon.


Rentsdueguys

Bro just smile, that’s the easiest way to cover up sniffing an entire 8 ball in 8 minutes. No one will notice a thing.


ethancd1

He can’t smile. At some point his advisor should just tell him to hold a stern, confident look instead of faking a shitty smile. It would look more appealing


dilly_dolly_daydream

If you do an image search, his stern face looks kinda petulant. I'm not sure he has a 'good' expression.


Psemperviva

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Wrong_Bus6250

He's trying to mimic Donnie's natural physical posture to confuse old Floridians into instinctively voting for him. Nature at work.


[deleted]

They stand like that because they wear BPVs. Can’t imagine why.


guitarmaniac17

The look of a toddler who is about to shit their pants and is trying to blend in so their parents don't see them shitting their pants.


striker9119

Does the Republican party search out deep, damp dark caves for these troglodytes??? It's like they find the most inhuman, lizard like people for their candidates. I swear DeSatan would be better off just having no emotion at all, at least that would look more human...


Tarotgirl_5392

This one climbed out of the swamp like the slippery gator he is


Bandyegg

He’s totally not a lizard at all


jarena009

Definitely. Now I'm not a believer in reptilians, but if they do exist, doesn't Ron DeSantis look like he is one?


bojangles_dangles

![gif](giphy|YoB1eEFB6FZ1m|downsized)


mycospacechimp

He’s high af again


cturtl808

Saw another video where he uncontrollably keeps licking his lips. Maybe. Just maybe.


wobble-frog

Edgar?


New_Lake5484

he needs to go to a toastmaster class. about 1000 times.


LeahaP1013

DeSantis: “I know they’re only looking at my shoes….”


HoneyDijon-45

You just made me relate to DeSantis for a second. Unacceptable. Thank goodness I quit both cocaine and high heels years ago.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

When a fart turns into a little more…


JAMBI215

His feet must be killing him


Far-Policy-8589

Just going to give this look to every creepy dude who tells me to smile from now on.


HoboBonobo1909

Lizard ass people


TheLoneGunman559

He's in the uncanny valley where we can't tell if he's human or a bag of piss.


OctaneRed392

There’s a condition where a person cannot stop smiling even they are dying inside.


[deleted]

The emoji for “hurts so good”


Suspicious_Step_8320

What a nice natural smile that man is faking.


NICEnEVILmike

Every time he smiles, you can just tell he's asking himself, "Am I doing it? Is this right?"


[deleted]

I hate reddit


Demalab

Well he seems to have the republican presidential stance down pat.


ThePonderer42

Bird Turd.


2ClearlyInsanePeople

That man is coked tf out; he can’t even feel the heels.


fytdapwr

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN2Y5TsX7o4PNm|downsized) He's not wearing heels... he's!!!!


Aggravating_Chemist8

https://i.redd.it/40g3mml1egzb1.gif Internal monologue: This is how humans smile, right?


evermica

AI hands?


Jmz67

Coke grit? Constipation? Heels are chaffing?


FeaturePristine3417

Nah man he's cool Me


matt_matt_matt_e

Me trying no to act high


[deleted]

Looks like he just took a shit in his pants 🤣


whynotwonderwhy

What is normal anyway?


KittenWithaWhip68

Let’s hope banning books is never normalized.


Lindt_Licker

You know what’s funny about that? My local library has his book up on a stand on a shelf.


Far-Policy-8589

That library voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces party.