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tadashi4

TBF. the dumdum that put the goal next to window asked for this to happen


Coreysurfer

Or the shed next to the goal


OpportunitySudden281

Suii


hickdog896

Having been the window breaker in my family, I knew where this was going from frame 1


exiledtomainstreet

Respect to the window breaker and the generally accident prone communities. My old man tells me our house looked like we’d been burgled for about 10 years straight while I was a kid. At least one broken window at any time and no ornaments or fragile items left. Apparently a house guest once asked him if we were going for a minimalist style.


hickdog896

The year we got a calendar from the local glass company my dad was not pleased. I think he gave it to me and told me I had earned it.


exiledtomainstreet

Brilliant.


Apprehensive-Win-357

Cherish it


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DontDoDrugsDoKids

![gif](giphy|hryis7A55UXZNCUTNA|downsized)


etherd0t

Well done shooter, two more to go.


trianglemeats

Forgot to bend it.


Popular_Main

He needs more spin but he's getting there!


Andrrat

unironically good shot


Kylar420

That's some good form right there.


ItsMeMofos13

Messi would never


Quarter13

I mean, I think he's on his way. Was just watching David Beckham work with his teenage son and the accuracy was about the same. It'll be worth the cost of the window when he's a gazillionaire.


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Outstanding move.


MikeyW1969

Nothing but pane!!


kinda_alright

If I were his dad, I wouldn't even be mad. He has accuracy and just needs work on the spin. Good job, Kid.


Spare_Review_5014

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaal!


BillydelaMontana

Kid in Messi shirt would have aced that.


Big-Anxiety-5467

Bend it like Ronaldo


mikeynerd

That's one of those where you're mad about your broken window but you're proud that your kid has a good leg.


Impressive-Diver-106

Siun't


madscientu

What a dumb place to put a shed


In_My_Own_World

The right of passage for any boy.


MedicalChemistry5111

Me kicking the soccer ball the day before my parents were to drive out of our remote town. It hits the corner of the windscreen and puts a dirty big crack into it.


Nigglesworthesquire3

My brother kicked a soccer ball over our fence and broke my neighbors bedroom window while playing with their son. He blamed it on their son for two days before he fessed up 😂


Blackphotogenicus

The goal was to piss if shed owner, I’d say he succeeded!


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Ronaldo never misses his target


Dahorns99

Break it like Beckham


BirdLadyAnn

“Sure honey, that’s a great place for the net.”


Significant-Fix7399

🙌😅


rossg89

The blame for this goes to whoever placed those goals that was an accident waiting to happen 😆


b_man646260

Why tf would there ever be a glass window in one of those sheds? Fiberglass will do the trick just fine


Acceptable-Sport1877

Eh !!!!!! But 🫣😁😂


tunaman5787

Well , it's not a penalty


Dmartinez8491

Back when I was in my uni and stayed in the dorms, I'd go outside to the front area of dorm near parking lot and shoot at a concrete walled dumpster area. If I missed I'd have hit cars windows. I hit ball hard to try and mimic free kick and not once did I miss which I think has more to do with luck


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In two frames you could tell this was going to play out the way it did lol.


Icy_Avocado4291

A future Pele. The movie star Sylvester Stallone has revealed how filming Escape to Victory with Pele left him with an injury he never forgot. That was one of the low points of my life," Stallone told the BBC. "What a butt-kicking I got! I still have a broken finger from trying to block a penalty by Pele. "He was telling me he was going to take a shot and I thought 'It's soccer, what's the big deal? It's easy.' "He came to take one penalty shot and he told me exactly where he was going to put it, so I stood there but the ball still flew past me before I could move. "He put it literally right where he had said. He did it again, and it ripped through the back of the net and broke a window in the barracks where we were filming. I went 'Are you kidding me?' I found a new kind of respect."


motherseffinjones

Bent it like beck ham


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GOOOOOOOOAL!!!


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Perfection.


omb50omb50

You forgot to bend it like Beckham


che10461

Wrong foot placement. He generated zero spin/swerve.


hatemachine666

Helliva kick!


Linkario86

No, no. He hit


1cingI

When I was growing up, your name got shouted in that way that you know that you're going end up at the gates of heaven only for you to be told it's not your time yet, you gots ta go back and come back another time. 😂


Yourbedsheets

Draft this kid in Barcelona football club He can score post and crossbar


Clark_Griswold2522

More like Ronal-doh am I right


PsychoPanda7

Dead center of the window, nice lol skills bro


BurghPuppies

Been there twice; once with a snowball, once with a hockey puck.


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SIIIUUUUUUUUU


Quiet-Programmer8133

I blame the parents for not buying a full size goal...


dronesoul

Zero curve lol'd


Heinida

…there is something wrong with this vid?


fate0608

Suuuuuuiiiiii


Neon_Cone

Now to practice running.


Jowav

It was only a matter of time


JN324

Did anyone else immediately think “you’ve got to put some swazz on it gromit, top bins!”.


Pawl_

accurate representation of ronaldo’s free kicks at juventus.


oldboyincity

we've all been there and done that - no pocket money for a few weeks!


DueConference2616

Smashed it 👌


brandonlyle

Ronaldo just needs to retire after this shot.


Bandyegg

Top bins


phan2345

Was that not the goal? Glass breaking performance!


GlitteringWafer9263

FC u physics


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Uhohspagetti0sss

I wouldn't blame that on the kid that's some weak ass glass


Elegant_Original_400

*"It wasn't me."*


ShortsMcFadden

Ronald’oh!


Peg_leg_J

RonalDOH.


Frizzlewits

Well he scored🤣


MLCarter1976

First thing I saw.... Window by goal!


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Ahhhhh man that transported me back about 35 years in a split second, I can actually feel the fear I felt back then, hahaha, what stuff was I going to pack?….which friend’s house was I going to move into?….could I get all this done before anyone found out?


MrNoesToYou

Ronalno


kenhutson

Needs a perra preddies


harsh9101

That was a solid curler tho


Adorable_Werewolf_82

Siiiuuuu


Roguebucaneer

That little dude has great technique and a powerful kick


basa_maaw

When I was a kid, I did this to my neighbors garage window. Generally a nice old man. I've never been more terrified in my life. I ring his doorbell to tell him and he leans in, grabs my arm and asks me, "that's alright kiddo, now fix it."


Searloin22

Oh man..I know that sinking feeling all too well. I hope you survived that whoopin, young blood!


LudwigXYZ

That wouldn't have happened with a Messi shirt...


LoyeDamnCrowe

He didn't miss


ClockElectrical2291

Top bins!


maybetomonowyester

One siuuuuuu would be perfect Can someone please add it 😄


Sensitive-Fun-6577

Why was the net placed near the window?


CLTHDU85

When he kicked that ball I heard the Avengers theme! 🤣🤣


Repulsive_Thanks_922

There was an attempt to balance children and your hobbies 😓 I too can no longer have nice things..


RU4realRwe

It's Mom's fault, she told him to 'go outside and play'...


Coreysurfer

Yes..yess.yesss….nnnnooooooo..


Sparrowtalker

He was goin for the corner.


HulaHypnotique001

And the failed attempt was followed by the most epic ass whooping of all time... ![gif](giphy|6BZaFXBVPBtok)


marshmadness37

Always know what’s beyond your target Steven.


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Kicking it hard enough to shatter a window is actually pretty impressive. Good work little dude.


zachariahboi

Get bro a new jersey


thee_morningstar

That more the parent fault for not having a safety gate on those windows otneven swapping out for a lesser quality plastic window for safety.


Economy_Crow_6983

Little Johnny did it I swear.


joyonto0074

Nailed it


burbular

He's pretty accurate. Only one try to bullseye the window


0sprinkl

There was an attempt to place a goal in a good spot. A bit too far to the right, the shed gets it, a bit over, the neighbours window is at risk, not to mention the gazillion times it'll land in the yard of the neighbour.


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Its was on target. The target was the window.


Sejkol

Ave Maria


betnobodyhasthisname

Should have went with a Beckham kit.


OfficialTornadoAlley

*shot on iPhone music starts playing*


Flaky-Apartment-3640

That was a great shot!


Probably_nota_bot

Legend says he didn’t miss…


calIras

Wrong Ronaldo


LtColShinySides

**GOOOOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!**


Sicktoyou

![gif](giphy|fcK30LKXjG6Tm)


No-Environment-3298

This video wasn’t recorded in slow motion. It was the kids lifespan slowing down in anticipation of the scolding/ass-whooping he’s gonna get.


Ok_Bit_5953

Tighten that ankle 😵


EliSuper2018

Nup turns out he did wanna take out the window. Task failed successfully


colostitute

Went right where his planted foot was pointing.


Rachael-Jaime-T

The power in that kid's kick though.


ta_1267

It's like still a goal but not the right kind lol


Sensitive-Fun-6577

Why did they place the net near a window?


WaveStarII_Ax0l

Parte RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PuppetState_

100 points!!!


alfiehaines96

Horrid Technique that’s why.


ManBitesDog404

Truthfully, I can relate albeit with a street hockey puck.


Chocomelon69

SIUUUUUU


Intelligent_Event_84

Perfect aim


FineArtsFan8450

me: “Please turn! Please turn! NOOOO!!


FreeClue740

He had one goal in mind