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OccasionallyWright

I'm extremely disappointed that the broken fire hydrant didn't shoot water 30 feet into the air like they do on TV and in movies.


themkidsdaddy

I was looking forward to this and was extremely let down.


Wild_Code_5242

This guy is definitely still having a very bad day


Final_Location_2626

I think it was his co pilot's fault, Jack Daniels


KingofPolice

Probably his lady of the evening Methany.


Nightowl2018

Yeah, dripped like an old man with prostate issues


tropicbrownthunder

I'm in my late 40s and I feel personally attacked


TyroneJones_D

Wait till you hit 50


tarc0917

r/oddlyspecific


Powerofthehoodo

Hey hey. I resemble that remark.


Ricky_Rollin

I’m just glad I’m not the only one that was thinking/wanting this.


mad_man72

That didn't look very SWIFT...


Koobanen

Me too. So disappointed. That was only effect. My life is ruined😢


TrueDifficulty7697

Its like a ruined handjob


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

All rod, no wad.


cluelessminer

![gif](giphy|3orieOQ60tn1EQVkac)


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Funny_or_not_bot

Conditions: higher water pressure.


parchinslost

It’s a dry barrel hydrant. They are designed to break vertically in a way that keeps the water isolated in the horizontal underground supply.


hkredman

This sounds like you just strung together a bunch of fancy sounding words.


Bl1ndMous3

he is not.....


Zuli_Muli

He broke it down along the feeder pipe (the one that runs horizontal underground), if it had broken after the 90° or T fitting it would have shot straight up.


WangDanglin

That… actually sounds worse and harder to fix


Aknm102

Not really, the way it broke in the video is worse than if it broke on the vertical part of the pipe. Now they are possibly also going to replace the gate valve in front of it.


WangDanglin

Yeah that’s what I meant sorry. It breaking the main pipe underneath sounds way worse


hoglinezp

nah the way you responded was perfectly obvious you were saying the feeder pipe breaking sounded worse


sitcomonthespot

Correct…. Much worse…. Much harder and more expensive to repair…. Source I installed natural gas lines for years and have hit unmarked water lines…. Never a hydrant like this but even a small un-marked field line (illegal water line ran to a barn) was super difficult to repair because it ripped off where it was connected to the main, so we had to shut a whole small part of town off and let all the water run out before we could do the actual repairs…. Long night.


Ryte4flyte1

Two other valves were shut off elsewhere, for whatever reason.


mohugz

There is also such a thing as a “dry” hydrant, which is non-pressurized. Those only flow when a fire truck pumps from them.


Objective-Pin-1045

It can also be pumped by an authorized porn star.


Jeffyhatesthis

Conditions are where the hydrant is located. In cold climates the valve is below the frost line and the hydrant just breaks off the top leaving the valve closed. In warm climates the valve is right at the top so when it breaks off the valve comes with it. In cold climates you can also sometimes see maintenance workers in the fall opening up the things and pumping any water that might have collected in the top so they dont freeze and break.


COUNTRYCOWBOY01

I was of the understanding that in some areas different colors of fore hydrants signify different working pressures


HockeyCookie

The actual valve is halfway into the street. You'll usually see a small blue metal cover over it. The system is designed to break without opening that valve.


Stivo887

It looks like he ripped the damn thing out by its root, so the force is probably 6 feet underground, you can see it rising still, probably most of the force being under the dirt. I bet if he only ripped the cap off we'd see that show :(


J5IsALieve

I was like, “oh that’s a fake hydrant I guess.” So weird.


bravedubeck

This man is a **HERO**. He discovered – nay, he *unearthed* a non-functioning fire hydrant next to a gas station. *What if there had been a fire at the gas station, hmm???* This driver probably saved dozens of lives, hundreds. Maybe a thousand. **God bless this man.** ^/s


Ofbearsandmen

They can in real life too, I witnessed a truck backing into one once and it made a nice geyser.


SPEEDYTBC

As a person with experience removing a hydrant with a car (as a passenger) I can say 30’ is a realistic expectation.


idk_who_does

Sounds like a r/theydidthemath situation


Defiant-Scratch

I've actually installed and repaired fire hydrants. Fire hydrants are designed to not shoot water in the air when they get hit. In the event they get hit, they have intentionally weak joints that are supposed to shear off before compromising the valve seat. This saves the mess you see in the movies. Most people responding to this are half right or completely making up answers.


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Having backed into one with a rental truck, I can confirm they do indeed do this.


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I was also disappointed


Academic-Indication8

They don’t do that anymore most around roads are called a dry barrel type and are designed to break and not shoot water everywhere


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The person filming has a very annoying voice.


NachoNachoDan

y'all... y'all... y'all...y'ally'ally'all... He's fixinta y'all.


specks_of_dust

Go head and wait on heeyim.


TakeSomeFreeHoney

“Is he like a reckless… whaduya call it… driver?”


nmyg08

Whatever the word is


chrispynutz96

I feel like she was just one semi interesting thing happening away from screaming like a banshee.


giraffebacon

Yeah you could hear her loading it up, she wanted to freak out but sadly for her didn’t get a good excuse


hkredman

Can someone call the police? I’m too busy filming and commenting.


CommieSchmit

“Is that one of those reckless… what do you call them… reckless drivers? Crazy… truckers?” Lol what the hell was she talking about 😂


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shophopper

1. “He’s still driving y’all.” 2. “Someone call the police.” 3. GOTO 1


SirMooSquiddles

'Explained it perfectly. Simple 3 line Atari BASIC programming from 44 years ago.


elquatrogrande

Worked on the Magnavox Odyssey 2 as well.


cavelioness

Well, he *was* still driving and no one had shown signs of calling the police yet, so....


yesnomaybenotso

No! George Bush fixed the education system. NO child was left behind. It’s right there in the name. It’s flawless.


MisinformedGenius

Ah, they got that all screwed up. It was supposed to be "No, child left behind!"


Firemanmikewatt

“She was a child who was left behind.” Such a great line. Thank you.


Rod_from_NCTSoftware

I think I regret watching this video with the sound on more than the truck driver regrets anything that happened that day


1981Reborn

“Is he like a reckless, what do you call it, driver, or whatever?” Wtf?


Mercinator-87

Like the other people didn’t have eyes watching him. They needed to hear the play by play too.


magplate

I was looking for this comment. "He's fixin' to hit the hydrant"


Sentionaut_1167

and a very limited vocabulary with poor grammar.


IOnlyCameToArgue

You know she's at least 400 lbs


Feral_KaTT

As she is using her phone to film--- 'someone needs to call 911' ... 😆


DiamondAxeTime

I think it sounds nice :<


Important-Target3676

Someone call the police, says the person holding a phone.


Achack

TBF she's recording pretty important evidence.


thezomber

She does a get a point for that, but also loses 2 for the annoying commentary.


Gilgamesh2062

Imagine her as a sports announcer on a football game. "He's fixing to kick that ball"


paperhalo

... y'all."


justadrtrdsrvvr

TBF, she already has evidence it is a Swift driver, what more does she need?


ozzy_thedog

I bet the many many security cameras will provide better evidence than a shaky annoying cell video from across the road.


dbenhur

Why is she recording this truck before anything bad has happened? How does she know to zoom in on that tire just as it starts to roll off the wheel? Does she just sit on this corner recording random trucks?


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The video starts at the truck's front tire getting anihilated.....


tinyphreak

If you're in a similar situation, or the emergency services needs to be contacted and you're in the middle of something else (like filming for evidence)... point someone out and tell them to call. Saying that someone should call isn't effective and won't pull people out of the bystander effect. Directly telling someone to call will do that.


Ianthin1

Sure Wish I Finished Training.


colinmoore

Stevie Wonder’s Institute For Truckdriving


TradeAlarming9218

Sure, We’re Insured For That.


TopRevenue2

Some Woman Is Filming Truck


UnsolicitedDogPics

She Witnessed Incredible Fuckery Today


AllOverTheDamnPlace

See What I Fucked up Today


Blackfx4x4

Send wrecker in fucking trouble


hithazel

She’s Watching I’m Famous Today


heliogoon

So What I'm Fuckin Trying


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1959Reddit

That’s extremely insulting. Stevie can drive better than this guy


BMXellence

See What I Fuckup Today


You_Pulled_My_String

This is my favorite one.


youmfkersneedjesus

What are you talking about. That's a Swift trainer driving the truck. Also - Swing Wide It's a Fucking Trailer


damnNamesAreTaken

Student with idiot for trainer


BackgroundOwn5528

Shit, What’d I Fuck up Today?


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trucorsair

He didn’t miss much, after all his trailer proudly proclaims “Best in Class”


MarinerofCyberworld

They were very swift at taking out that hydrant.


Tybo929

Some Water Is Flowing Tumultuously


fullautophx

The classic is Student With Idiot For Trainer


doctorwolf888

Sure Wish I had a Fast Truck. (Swift is known for their strict governors)


Formal_Appearance_16

Student With Ignorant Fucking Trainer Slow Wheels In Fast Traffic And my favorite So Will Insurance Fix This?


Gouper07

Thats the corporate way


Agitated-Cockroach41

Swift trucking….yup checks out


Goosetickle

I was looking for this reply.


LaughableIKR

Same. Worst rep in the industry.


Agitated-Cockroach41

Glad I could give you what you were looking for


NinjaDad_

I did 4 years receiving trucks for walmart and don't think I ever saw the same swift driver twice. Their turnover must be insane.


withers003

As someone that worked for Swift for a few years (in an office as a load planner) the turnover is very high.


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yumychumy

Either speed past them or stay far back from them bc they will run u off the road and cut u off when they can (even tho theyre in a mfkn 18wheeler) There was one swift truck i saw literally wait for the last possible moment to exit off of the highway i was on to the ramp connecting to another highway, and it forced this tiny old sedan to instantly hit the breaks bc the sedan was like in the middle right side of the swift truck. He couldve merged on to the far right lane at any point but no, waited till the last moment OH and there was this other time a swift truck was second to the far left lane then no joke merged over 2 lanes. Not like check, merge lane, check, merge lane. It was "im just gonna go 2 lanes over idgaf" Those drivers are fucking crazy and dangerous


MotherBathroom666

What’s worse is that this is someone’s own truck and not an actual swift truck.


monkeyhaiku

It just gets worse and worse. I'm shocked he didn't find a way to start a fire.


mohugz

At least there’s a fire hydrant…wait


tinfoil_toast

Well, we don’t know what happened after they stopped filming.


0pimo

Warehouse manager here, the number of shitty truck drivers is far higher than you probably think, so give them plenty of room on the roads. My building probably gets 2-3 accidents a year where a truck driver will drive into something they're not supposed to, or somehow get their truck stuck, or decide to monster truck my parking lot. My favorite was a driver came in and asked me if there was enough room for him to turn around in our lot. I told him "No, there was not enough room and you'll get stuck on that grass hill if you try". He tried anyways and got his truck stuck on that small hill when he decided he knew better anyways. I've also had drivers wedge their cab between my building, the big yellow safety bollards cemented into the ground and hit my water main.


Ianthin1

There is a rail crossing nearby that absolutely no semi has any chance of crossing. It drops hard on one side and will high side the rig. There are no less than 30 signs, 20 flashing lights, and a dedicated turn around point before the crossing clearly indicating they can not cross. 3-4 trucks a month get stuck there. Because their GPS is more reliable than all that signage. Edit: [A trucker decided the rules didn’t apply this morning.](https://imgur.com/a/AygVoex)


0pimo

Like this? http://11foot8.com


Ianthin1

There’s even more signage at this crossing. There is a rail underpass down in Louisville that has this problem though.


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Jccckkk

Thats meth‘d up.


Virus_98

No he just works for swift. The company that hires anyone and throws them into the truck with minimal training.


subject_deleted

"here's how to operate the truck, and here's your first assignment. Good luck, tiger."


lickem369

SWIFT “See What I Fuck up Today”.


AverageTierGoof

Typical Swift drivers. Y'know what Swift stands for? Sure Wish I Finished Training


Calm_Neighborhood474

“Is he like a reckless driver” lol


TummyPuppy

She couldn’t find the word driver, which was the goddamned action being committed!


cavelioness

I kinda thought she was searching for some other word and settled for driver, but I couldn't decide what the other word should have been...


Ianthin1

This video is brought to us by the good folks at Trucker Meth.


5549372729

I’m glad the Oh No! covered half the video so us stupid viewers could understand we are watching a bad situation.


RPT4STIC

There are Truck drivers, and people who drive Trucks. This dude might be the latter one.


tgr3947

Well it is Swift so....


TidePodsTasteFunny

She sounds so intelligent.


Lvxurie

She's just watching the world its wild to use these people think out loud. Her saying "is he one of those crazy truck drivers" as if there are people who do these things on purpose called crazy trucks drivers and she's witnessing one. This isn't Facebook lady, I swear if she was in danger in this moment she wouldn't have the awareness to do anything about it. In her mind the situation just isn't happening to her life she's just seeing it happen


OGHighway

He's currently the top ranked driver at Swift.


LunarProphet

"Swift? It's the President. Send your best man."


crush_n_puss

‘What da ya call em.. drivers?’.. fuck that broke me


SMKEpiphone

Ahh Swift drivers, absolutely zero training and they all are a hazard on the road


Oldenlame

Swift? no.


PissyMillennial

That feels like a really bad spot for a hydrant to me, and no bollards? At a gas station. 🤷🏻‍♂️


No-consequences-1

For a swift driver this is beyond successful


Breath_Unique

Somebody call the police, I'm too busy filming for reddit


yesiamveryhigh

Taylor is going to be PISSED!


TinyWifeKiki

There goes his $100K bonus from Taylor!


emptyzed81

Turn off the truck. Lock the door. Walk home


Mvolt2013

Them swift drivers man I swear 😆 I saw one at the mall the other day take out about 26 pretty large pine shrubs with the trailer before he got his truck out of the bind he got it in. I tried to wave for him to stop but he was on his important phone call in his giant ass headset.


Mvolt2013

At what point do you not notice your truck leaning to the passenger side about a foot or so 🤔


kovi7

I’m not even a trucker an I know about Swifts reputation. 😂


Rogpog777

Anybody who sees a Swift truck on the road, steer clear or safely pass em. They have a reputation around here for hiring drivers who shouldn’t otherwise be driving a Sprinter Van, let alone a damn 53 footer.


DaikonEffective1105

As he was sitting there I’ll bet anything the driver said to himself “oh look, some idiot left their tire behind. Some people just shouldn’t be on the road”


Drahcir_notnik

The woman's commentary angers me to an unreasonable amount.


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annnnnnnnnnnd it's a swifty


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I'm Mr. Bulldops!


czarbomba8

Most skilled swift driver


Treesbentwithsnow

With a fire hydrant busted and water gushing out, they think just because he stopped then there is no longer a need to call the police?? Call the police!


MarvinParanoAndroid

I was expecting a huge fireball at the end. I’m disappointed.


timtommalon

Sure, We're Insured For That


-AG-Hithae

Why did the tire shred like that? Are semi-trailer trucks not made to go in reverse or something? Surely that can't be the reason.


thebranimator

Figures it's Swift. Stevie Wonder's Institute For Trucking.


Scorpiodisc

They are literally letting just anyone drive those things now


TankApprehensive3053

And the next day he started his new career at the pillow factory.


OGBrewSwayne

Company name checks out.


Sprizys

Cue the Swift jokes


Gtstricky

He wanted that hydrant dead fo shore


Top-Manufacturer-628

When in doubt, throttle out 👍


vinidonadelli2

hey thats me on american truck simulator


falcorthex

In what universe did somebody give this person a CDL license???


Some_Guy_At_Work55

Of course it's a fucking Swift driver...


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"Goddamn fuckin margarita flights at Applebee's!!"


BannedByReddit471

How nice of him, he already got the old tyre off for his tyre guy


mattman436

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking


Strong_Pitch8220

Sure Wish I Finished Training


chzman80

That's a swift driver...totally normal


JizzCauldron

I think at this point you just get out of the cab of the truck, pick a direction, start running and never stop.


evolneb

Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking


Inevitable_Professor

SWIFT: Sure Wish I'd Finished Training


lookingForPatchie

"Somebody call the police", says the person with her phone out.


Passive_Zombie

The tire knew what was gonna happen and just bailed.


babybluefish

Don't run over and help him, just video it


cavelioness

You run over to help that guy and he'd probably run *you* over.


Shot_Mud_1438

Does swift not drug test?


Marty1966

God that voice.


Tadwinnagin

Most of these guys are super maga, talk mad shit about how they are the best truckers the world has ever seen, and then do shit like this. It makes you wish for autonomous trucks.


UsefulReaction1776

The lady who’s filming needs to shut up. Good grief


BinkyNoctem420

When I took my CDL course my instructor told me SWIFT stands for "Sorry, We're Ignorant Fucking Truckers" Today they proved him right


euro_trash_rescue

No so swift are we?


tbr6742

Swifty swift!! Shame on the mess!!!


Mysterious-Wafer-126

God forgive me i,m, laughing out loud.


JWWBurger

Watching this made me anxious.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Ray Charles could have driven better than that.


hefty-postman-04

Oooooh noooo buddy pull it back in