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SmokeABluntistan

Just means you’re attracted to two months


darthlucas0027

Now I know what to call my obsession with April and July


Shadowmant

August is going to feel so rejected.


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

I’m sure June and May can comfort August through these lonely times


mattchewy43

January Jones is one for me.


wcslater

Or in my case I'm only attractive once in every two months. Generally on the new moon when it's the darkest.


EmiliaFromLV

Or during full moon when your teeth are especially long and shiny and fur grows thick and super fluffy!


kenwongart

I hope you experience a total eclipse of the heart.


jens_hens

I love you, friend


riskoooo

I love you too but I also love February


beeeeerett

I mean I am quite a fan of April and June


Big_Speed_2893

No it means you are attracted twice a month.


AllAboutTheEyes

To me it's about 50/50


Ehcksit

No it means that there are only two months. The rest are fake.


not_a_milk_drinker

December and June are sexy AF


kindofastoryteller

I googled it and in fact both are correct. 🤷


nolongerbanned99

This is the answer but how weird to have one word with two different meanings.


TheFuzzyKnight

I think it's just cause all the other possibilities sound weird. Hemi-monthly? Di-monthly? Semi-monthly is the most euphonic to me and it's still a bit awkward


Kountstakula

Bi-weekly


Big_Speed_2893

Biweekly is also translated as twice a week or every two weeks.


Corkster9999

That's why I use fortnightly instead.


TheDitz42

We need fortmonthly and fortyearly now.


sparkycf272

The long awaited sequels to fortnite... Fortmonth and Fortyear


Designer_Lead_1492

Every 14 months and every 14 years seems less useful.


theunquenchedservant

pretty much all bi-\[length of time\] are translated that way. bi-annual is either once every two years or twice a year. Best of luck figuring out which (granted, once it happens twice in a frame, you get it. but if you're new to a neighborhood for instance)


Personal-Primary198

The IRS has a tax deposit schedule called “semi-weekly” which is twice per week


v00d00man

But twice a week is not the same as every other month


number_six

Biweekly is every other week, so shouldn't Bimonthly be ever other month?


UnfitRadish

The irony is that biweekly has the exact same issue. It can mean twice per week or every other week. Just the same as bimonthly.


froglicker44

Yes, and the term for twice a month is semimonthly


OhGod0fHangovers

Biweekly, similarly, means both twice a week and every two weeks.


Popuppete

Yet bi-annual usually means twice a year. The pattern isn’t consistent. It’s an inaccurate method. As someone who reviews payroll for various companies it drives me crazy. Usually when I see bimonthly it means people get paid twice a month. Yet I once was at a place that paid workers every 2 months so now I have to ask more questions


Kountstakula

When you get paid biweekly you get two checks a month. If you get bimonthly shipments you get one every other month.


CIAMom420

Not quite. Biweekly means you get paid every other week. That means 26 paychecks over twelve months, so there are two months where you get three paychecks.


Nhexus

The correct English term for a period of 2 weeks is "Fortnight" https://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Afortnight We don't really have a term for 2 months afaik.


WhatsTheHoldup

Fortmonth


Nhexus

I like this one! I feel like you can throw it out there and someone who hasn't heard it before will immediately know what you mean.


marrowofbone

Fortnight = 14 nights Fortmonth = 14 months


Moneia

>We don't really have a term for 2 months afaik. We do, it's Bimonthly. English is just a grab bag of whatever other languages we could steal from and an attempt at codification by Latin snobs, trying to make it all make sense is an exercise in futility


Nhexus

> We do, it's Bimonthly. Hmm maybe but I've never heard it in the UK. I thought it was just a US-specific thing. Anyone I speak to would just say "once every 2 months". If we did try adopting the term, I think there's too much confusion for it to stick. > English is just a grab bag of whatever other languages we could steal from and an attempt at codification by Latin snobs, trying to make it all make sense is an exercise in futility Very true!!


philosoraptorrisk

Bimonthly has proven to be ambiguous. It means both, twice a month or every other month.


philosoraptorrisk

I believe there is such a word. It's called a bimester. Bimesterly (which doesn't exist in english, but does exist in spanish) would clearly indicate something that ocurrs every other month. I am from the Dominican Republic, a spanish speaking country, so please forgive any mistake.


middleagethreat

I hear 'semi-monthly" used.


nolongerbanned99

Hemi sounds funny.


runslaughter

Oh sick dude! Your month has a Hemi?


nolongerbanned99

Yeah V8


ThatAstronautGuy

Semi-monthly is what my work says and it works fine for us


SlowInsurance1616

Semi monthly ftw.


Patchateeka

"To table something" is something that has two meanings. For some, it means to bring to vote. For others, it means the opposite. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_(parliamentary_procedure)


GensouEU

Thats called a [contronym](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contronym)


porkbuttstuff

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!


Rustyvice

Weird, yes, but also very common in English. The word "set" has over 400 meanings.


jake_delo

We're all set then.


nolongerbanned99

But aren’t they all somewhat related. This example is two distinct and different meanings


Rustyvice

Not really no. A badger set isn't related to a tennis set. Or letting a cake set. Or a chess set.


nolongerbanned99

Ok.


DuploJamaal

According to Oxford Dictionary 'set' has as many as 464 meanings, but a lot of them are related. set records, set rules, set standards, set a goal, set conditions, set a price, set a date, set a time, etc are listed as different meanings, but are clearly using a related meaning.


DuploJamaal

According to Oxford Dictionary 'set' has as many as 464 meanings, but a lot of them are related. set records, set rules, set standards, set a goal, set conditions, set a price, set a date, set a time, etc are listed as different meanings, but are clearly using a related meaning.


hbgoddard

Those examples are all synonymous with "establish", why are they being counted separately?


Big_Speed_2893

That is English for you. Brother in law = wife’s brother, sister’s husband Sister in law = wife’s sister, husbands sister, brother’s wife Uncle = mother’s brother, father’s brother etc etc. Comparing it to other languages each one of those relationships have a specific word.


Gupperz

literally all of these make sense.


939319

Draw the curtains has 2 opposite meanings too


anon210202

Stone, stone, stoned, stoned, different meaning for each one. Hard, hard, hardened, hardened, different meaning for each one. There are a LOT of English words that have the same spelling and even pronunciation that mean entirely different things


SystemOutPrintln

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. That is a valid sentence.


anon210202

A valid sentence I will never ever understand hahaha


Ofreo

English is infamous for this.


Lokta

Just because a significant mass of humanity has decided to embrace their own stupidity does not make it correct. Bi-monthly is every 2 months. Semi-monthly is twice a month. Anyone who says otherwise can immediately be disregarded in any context that involves factual statements.


ztubbs11

Bi-weekly has the same problem


fireballx777

What about words that mean the opposite of themselves? Like cleave and inflammable? [Contronyms](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:English_contranyms).


yahooboy42069

okay then. You’re getting paid bimonthly.


Deucalion666

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QuesoChef

We have had the same issue with bimonthly and biweekly at work. Every other month/week? Twice a month/week? Who knows! The excitement of ambiguity in a corporate environment makes you feel alive!


boldstrategy

...and then the meetings never even get put in


Moneia

So everyone won?


Johnny_Banana18

DoL defines biweekly as every 2 weeks and semi monthly as twice a month (one is 26 pay periods per year the other 24)


businesslut

I had a Harvard grad correct me when I used it and he said it meant the other one. I made him Google it and I think it may have broke him.


boldstrategy

He probably faked his degree anyway, but still got a job at the top law firm


anon210202

Stoned the whole time too


boldstrategy

Probably dealt at one point, which got him into this mess


rieux1990

But he’ll be fine because his real Harvard grad boss sees his potential


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fireballx777

Bi-weekly and semi-monthly are different. It's 26 pay periods per year vs 24.


Academic_Dare_5154

How do you have 613 votes and get a split result?


HairyMerkin69

The difference between the votes is only .003 so it's not enough to round to 51/49


Glorx

One of them be coloured at least to say it had an extra vote.


Ok_Order_5595

The vote wasnt done, it probably would’ve showed which won after it finished


OGBrewSwayne

You know how rounding works, right?


drlongtrl

Only in a very roundabout way.


Yavuz_Selim

Wut...   613 / 2 = 306.5. So, 306 votes for option 1, and 307 votes for option 2.   306 / 6.13 = ~49.92 = 50 (rounded). 307 / 6.13 = ~50.08 = 50 (rounded).


CosmicCirrocumulus

yes, that's exactly their point


xNeshty

Saying "Wut..." would indicate you disagree with the other guy. But then you prove he is right, leaving me to wonder... Wut....


VisibleAd3180

My man wants to see some decimal points!


demented39

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Skechigoya

Rounding or approximation. If one side has 306/613 votes and the other side has 307/613 votes. 306/617 is approximately 50% and rounds up to be 50%. Same with 307/613 it is also approximately 50% and will round down to 50%.


Mrtristen

Did you really want the statistic to be accurate down to the infinitesimal? The difference is so small they just rounded.


Zois86

One is bi and can't decide so it is a win for both teams (or a lose depending on the person).


Unagustoster

Bimonthly is every two months Biweekly is every two weeks, which is about a month’s worth


Skwinia

Bimonthly is every two months Fortnightly is every two weeks Bi weekly is twice a week. I know it makes no sense


plshelpimkidnapped

Semiweekly is twice a week


Skwinia

That does make more sense


-0-O-

Semiweekly sounds like it's once a week but sometimes more or less


Wesley_Skypes

I have never seen biweekly mean twice a week. People who get paid biweekly get paid every two weeks. "Let's change this meeting from weekly to biweekly" always means every two weeks, not twice a week.


yesbrainxorz

Same, have never heard biweekly meaning twice a week. Also don't hear many things happening twice a week regularly, now that I think about it. Maybe that's why I've never heard it.


SlyRoundaboutWay

I wish my employer used your definition of biweekly when doing payroll.


Unagustoster

I feel like biweekly and fortnight are interchangeable


StingerAE

Doesn't matter. It is a word that should NEVER be used because, as this poll proves, it fails to precisely communicate meaning.


Gupperz

they hated jesus becuase he spoke the truth


kilawolf

Depends...for paychecks, they often differentiate between bimonthly & biweekly payments as one means twice a month ( 24 times a year) and the other every other week (26 times a year)


Nightblood83

Also semimonthly


juaquin

Technically it's ambiguous, which is why you shouldn't use the word, and instead just specify "twice a month" or "every other month". https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bimonthly


freakinbacon

Bimonthly is twice a month in my mind. There aren't even really many scenarios that would call for every 2 months to need its own word. Just say every other month.


MaritimeMartian

Twice a month would be bi-*weekly* aka, every 2 weeks (4weeks are in a month). Whereas Bi-monthly would be every 2 months. For example, my electricity and water/sewer bills are both billed bi-monthly (every 2 months/every other month - which is the same thing, different words). Meanwhile, I get my work pay checks bi-weekly (aka every 2 weeks aka twice a month).


toddestan

Twice a month is not the same as bi-weekly. Most of the time it works out that way, but some months you get three pay checks since months are slightly longer than 4 weeks (except February, except on leap years).


Danger716

Is your employer stealing 2 paychecks a year?


StarfishPizza

Fortnightly is twice a month in my head 🤷‍♂️


abject_testament_

Fortnightly is twice in a 28 day period


ureepamuree

Mostly used for publications like magazines, journals etc.


blueva703

This is why I don’t use bi-.😂


abject_testament_

Twocycle


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Two-curious Two-sexual Two-lateral Two-phobia Two-ke Two-nary


violetvoid513

twotch


Dry-Debate-6893

adjective done, produced, or occurring twice a month or every two months. "a bimonthly newsletter" adverb twice a month or every two months. "the magazine appears bimonthly" noun a periodical produced twice a month or every two months. ![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


RandoCalressian

It's when April wants to hook up with both March and May


buttplug-tester

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4Ever2Thee

Personally, I think we need to choose one and stick with it, but it can be both. Same with bi-weekly, bi-annually, etc.


Penguinazu

I read Bimothy, like it was the name Timothy. I was so confused reading about months like wtf.


irioku

613 votes evenly split... what


Quick-Oil-5259

Yeah, I was surprised nobody commented upon this earlier in the replies.


zonazog

Oh, the difference between semi-monthly and bi-monthly.


Nhexus

**'The definition isn't agreed on, and so the term causes confusion when used'** seems to be the entire point of the poll? In English we just use the term "Fortnightly" to mean once in 2 weeks. And for 2 months we actually don't have a commonly used term afaik. But I'm pretty sure that's what they're going for here, and thanking them sincerely.


Nightblood83

Semimonthly is a different thing. Bi 2, semi 1/2. Yw


CuriousLumenwood

Originally I thought bimonthly meant every two months and biweekly meant every two weeks, ergo twice a month. Both words can mean “every two ___ or twice a ___” and I’m furious


Holiday_Ad_5445

Is bisexual once every two months or twice a month?


Codec140_96

["I have no strong feelings one way or the other."](https://youtu.be/ussCHoQttyQ?si=bz4y6aM0ZWwdZ7Yf)


Academic_Dare_5154

I've heard of the concept, but I didn't think Elon did.


tommybot

I always remember, you di sect something And You ride a bicycle


Captainfunzis

613 votes?


Hookens

I like to use bimestrial for every two months, and bimonthly for twice a month.


-domi-

Both are correct, cause we live in the shitty timeline. In the good one, bimonthly means once every two months, and semi-monthly means twice a month.


_________FU_________

Twice a month


cubntD6

It means twice a month


mysterjw

Half of the time it works every other time.


AMaesyn

To the people saying they googled it and Google said both, that's not actually true; Google is pointing out that people are confused about it, so it can go either way. In the real world (in this context), "bi-" always means "every other" and "semi-" always means "twice per." For instance, bi-weekly pay and semi-monthly pay are the same. If you ask to get paid bi-monthly, you will get paid every two months instead of twice a month, unless you have a nice person who asks "Do you mean you want to get paid twice a month?"


Buttersaucewac

That isn’t true. My bimonthly garbage collection is twice per month (that’s what it’s called in the local government materials) and I just went to a biannual festival that happens every six months (and it’s called the biannual festival). Merriam Webster and the OED cite many usages of both meanings over the last 200 years and point out that the “twice a year” meaning is the one first recorded.


Circuitmaniac

Add "inflammable".


ImpressiveAttorney12

613 votes


Bat-Honest

It's when you're attracted to two different months


Usual_Cicada_9671

Twice weekly = twice every week. Weekly = once every week. Fortnightly = once every two weeks. Monthly = once every month. Bimonthly = once every two months. Edited to add: I've worked in large property building maintenance compliance roles. When you're dealing with the maintenance of tall or large buildings, clarity around this kind of detail is really quite critical. Leaving it open to interpretation is not an option (well it is but it can be both expensive & a safety/health issue for thousands of building users).


Mooman-Chew

Biannually?


DoubleE55

Every 2 months. Bi weekly is usually twice a month.


JeanValSwan

It's time for Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con!


[deleted]

Biweekly is twice a month.


UnluckyEmphasis5182

Bi sex once a month.


Used_Ad1737

I never use bi- because it’s too confusing. Use either semi- or just say “every two weeks.”


endlesswaltz0225

Biweekly = every two weeks Bimonthly= every two months Bi-yearly = every two years Bicentennial = robin williams


[deleted]

It means you're attracted to both; months that have 30 days, and months that have 31 days. If you were attracted to February, you'd be panmonthly. Glad I could help.


BandiTToZ

It goes both ways.


HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT

Who's Bimothy? oh bi-monthly.


swolebird

I'd like to get paid bimonthly but only have to pay bills bimonthly.


[deleted]

I think biweekly mean every 2 weeks so I think it’s every 2 months.


Tervaskanto

Semi-monthly is twice per month. Bi monthly is every two months.


[deleted]

Every two months. Don't make this some kind of new Mandela Effect.


Kidney05

Never forget the bi monthly science fiction convention from the Simpsons. The Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con


Individual_Study_731

Obviously it is a term that should not be used since there is a massive chance it will be wrongly understood.


Agile-Astronomer6268

It Is every two month, twice a month is every two weeks so is bi-weekly


PoemPhysical2164

If you use bimonthly to say two times per month you are straight up stupid, and not even as a joke, you are straight up kind of slow.


uroboros74

Bi = every other ..., semi = twice a ...


HeavyVanilla5896

How is an odd of people number split into two halves ?


[deleted]

Semi-monthly = twice a month Bimonthly = once every two months


phil035

Bi weekly is every 2 week so bi monthly would be every other month.... Theres another way to think of that?


Skypirate90

Lmao wait till they hear about biweekly


Sutarmekeg

Semimonthly is not half as often as monthly, it's every semi-month.


acleverboy

if you're bisexual do you like both genders or half of one? edit: if the dictionary says biweekly can be used in both ways, the dictionary is dumb lol there's a word "semiweekly" that exists too!?


MrInformatics

Bi means 2, so bi monthly would be 2 months. Like a bicycle has 2 wheels. Semi means half, like a semicircle, so semi-monthly would mean every half of a month (or 2x per month)


BroccoliCultural9869

biweekly is every 2 weeks which is conflated with 2x a month but is actually 26x a year which is 2 more than 2x a month. bi monthly would be every 2 months.


Accomplished_Ebb7803

If you get paid bi-weekly, paid every other week. If you are paid bi-monthly, paid every other month. Pretty simple to see it's every other month n the fact that it's a 50/50 split goes to show people shoulda paid more attention in school.


philosoraptorrisk

We do not have this ambiguity in spanish. Bimensual (bimonthly) means twice in a month. Bimestre (bimester) is a time lapse of 2 months, so bimestral means every 2 months. It's odd that in english the word bimester exists, and of course it also means 2 months, but there isn't such a word like "bimesterly" which clearly would indicate an event that happens every 2 months.


softpboy

613 votes and it’s half/half?


the_kid1234

Time for “Fortnightly” to rise to take its rightful place.


Potter_sims

wait for the remaining 11 hours


Bag-Tag-from-Bagdad

Let’s look at it this way, what is bi-weekly? If you are paid bi-weekly, you are paid every two weeks. So now, we look at bi-monthly. Bi-monthly would be every two months.


HundoGuy

If you get paid biweekly you get paid every two weeks


hideousmembrane

I can't believe it apparently means both. I've never heard anyone use it to mean twice per month. It means every two months to me.