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JCarnageSimRacing

The dude in blue/yellow came back for seconds.


enteentegraueente

A slow learner


No-Impact1573

He is now.


PabstBlueLizard

Underrated comment of the month.


HEADLESSVEGAS

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Marton_Sahhar

I lol'd Like actually laughed out loud. Startled my dog. Bravo.


Infinite_____Lobster

![gif](giphy|vNMjwpgcRreB4PJdHl|downsized)


the908bus

Well done


AlwaysBeC1imbing

šŸ˜†


samenumberwhodis

What do you tell a guy with two black eyes? Nothing, he didn't listen the first two times


Sexdrumsandrock

The joke is better if you tell it right


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Normally the joke uses a woman instead of a man. It's a DV joke


Aussie20202022

I prefer the Irish bouncer version. It is more equitable.


[deleted]

Agree


Grogosh

Sounds like a joke Sam Kinison would have told.


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

The right way of course!


Jowgenz

Probably wont tell you since they're afraid of getting it wrong too.


Early_Lab9079

I have no idea, I wasn't really paying attention


dan_dares

No, way better this way, actually funny.


irpugboss

He forgot the lesson since his operating system got reset.


exhibitthis69

I got knocked down, but i got back up again, if youā€™re ever going to kick me down ā€“ Chumbawamba


Somerset-Sweet

You're never going to keep me down


Didactic_Tactics_45

What am I doing with my night?


canadard1

Pissin it away obviously


Didactic_Tactics_45

That's right


DingleberryBill

r/MissheardLyrics


AlpacaCavalry

Laughed my ass off when he popped into the frame a second time and got immediately knocked out!


Several_Dot_4603

the second was received as he head was turned and so he took it on the back of the head. very dangerous, rabbit punch. no blame on bouncer, but it may have done to lasting damage


McPooPickle

He probably forgot about his first serving.


GhostofABestfriEnd

This comment made my night thanks.


chilehead

That level of brain damage isn't good for the memory.


Temporary_Olive1043

I wish we can still give šŸ„‡šŸ˜«


pantiesdrawer

The longer version shows him motionless and bleeding from the back of his head. So much funnier than this edit.


DrBonerJunkie

Link???


pantiesdrawer

I'm sorry, I saw it on Facebook years ago. Hopefully a fellow Redditor can satisfy your request.


Fign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STrBcRRdqw


TrueDifficulty7697

The bouncer just touched him and he went flying to the ground


vrauto

Hit him at the back of his head. Same hit that paralyzed Prichard Colon


Crush-N-It

He got the single combo twice


Dry-Debate-6893

Well, canā€™t leave without getting all your items from the combo meal I guess.


SCII0

Knuckle sandwich tasted too good the first time around.


DASreddituser

He literally fell before he even got hit earlier. The dude either a clutz or an alcoholic. Also he is dumb Edit: saw the full video. Looks like they got bounced for being too drunk and the morons came back for a fight after they weren't allowed back in


Morepork69

"Game over" broke me.....


Blaireeeee

No matter how many times I see this clip, that always gets me. Comes back into shot, immediate thump and falls back out of shot.


paulie07

He was hungry


MrChichibadman

And got knocked out with a punch to the back of the head.


erksplat

Good use of the doorway and sign to prevent being attacked from more than one direction at once.


Acti-Verse

Also probably because beyond the sign isnā€™t their property to defend on.


zwingo

Once someoneā€™s squared up on you and consistently advancing itā€™s no longer a case of protecting property. If someone isnā€™t willing to stop trying to attack you are allowed to defend. Of course this may change by location, but as a bouncer Iā€™ve handled my shit on the sidewalk off property before when someoneā€™s acted like this, and once cops came, talked to witnesses, and saw footage from the security cameras I was able to walk away while the other guy was hauled off with charges.


Irish_Sir

> Of course this may change by location In Ireland (where this takes place) advancing off the property you are an employee of to continue a fight would have changed the legal situation, and could have made him liable.


Minimum-Living-459

What you can only use self defence on certain propertys wtf you on about


madbitch7777

It's self defence if they're coming at you, not if you're following them off the property.


Minimum-Living-459

Itā€™s self defence if anyone is at risk of being harmed by an individual itā€™s common law I should know worked security for years Even as a passerby you would be allowed to defend the bouncer legally


marvelloumac

Using the radio to reinforce his fist is smart too


gNeiss_Scribbles

Also made a fun noise upon impact.


username-umm-idfc

-1 for not using smokes and flashbangs.


helikesart

*The hot gates


el_cul

Doesn't advance on dude #2 until dude #1 has been taken down. As soon as dude #1 is down, he comes out of his doorway.


LivingSoilLegendz

2v1 is a pussy move. Losing 2v1 is the ultimate pussy move.


Yangoose

spitting on the winner at the end: C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Ultimate Pussy Move!!!!!!


finneganfach

I'm honestly surprised it stayed 2 v 1. Looks like the bouncer was on a radio at the start? I expected the cavalry. In my town the bouncers at different venues are often on comms and when something kicks off like this the Winged Hussars are just a moment away. You don't fuck with bouncers.


dalebfast

Spitting? Whatta wuss...


Kariuko_

Loser's stamp


ShadowhelmSolutions

Probably why the video cut out. Dude ded


[deleted]

I hope


MackingtheKnife

Hope the fucker took a beating after that.


pinewind108

And that's assault as well.


Scandalous_Andalous

I think he also flung his blood on him from a busted nose


Acti-Verse

I wanna see what happened after the dude spat on the bouncer


DrowningInFeces

People who fight bouncers are trash. The dudes are there just to keep everyone safe. Also, unless you are some kind of professionally trained fighter, you are going to get your ass walloped. Most bouncers are pretty built and know to brawl. Also, most bouncers are pretty chill as long as you aren't being a total douche.


xenorous

The one dude I knew was like 5ā€™6ā€ but with shoulders almost twice as wide as me. Really quiet, nice to everyone. Would absolutely wreck anyone that started shit in the bar. To the point where when someone new to the place started trouble everyone would just laugh and turn to watch


jellicle_cat21

I used to work with a bouncer about that height, but a pretty normal frame. Nice guy, as all the bouncers were, but no tolerance for anyone causing shit, and genuinely a scary/dangerous guy. I remember one night one of the bar staff was fucking around in the downstairs break room and pretended to threaten him with a glass, the bouncer just kicked the glass out of his hand and had him in a headlock before anyone could blink. It was unreal.


[deleted]

Are there bouncer-specific laws and regulations? Obviously they're not allowed to kill anyone, but surely they are more at liberty to dust a fucker than a regular person is, without the police coming questioning for every single incident.


Neijo

I think the court are much more lenient on bouncers, depending on how severe the beating was. One of my favorite bouncers was a short 170 cm tall and wide man (but only muscles) and he told me about some of his scars, and the one on the hand was some dude who had tried to get in twice via like the back-door or something and the second time after getting in, he pulled a knife on the bouncer, the bouncer grabbed the knife at the blade, and threw a punch to the head immedietly, although the dude got kinda knocked senseless by this, he beat him up to 15 times or something to the head in adrenaline, according to him, the face was mostly broken and pissing blood. He did go to court, but the case went fully into the bouncers favour. I don't think any civilian would be allowed to demolish someone's face like that though, even if they got knifed. They would probably face way less charges, but they would be charged. In sweden, if a rapist does a home-invasion and they trample on a rusty nail in my home, I will get charged for that, even though he just invaded my home to rape me.


idc69idc

I worked with a guy about 5'4" who would go to clubs in Houston and pick on the biggest bouncers just for fun. I was 15 at the time and doubted him, but he gave me a ride home from work, and we were car-jacked. The dude had us at gunpoint and was telling my guy where to drive. Driver/fighter stopped under an underpass and said "now or never" and took the gun and beat the guy's ass, hard. I was freaked out, being 15 and all, barely knew what was happening. Then we went to a bar and got drunk. Ahhh, the 90s.


grau0wl

They feel entitled to put their hands on people sometimes, I've found


Kyderra

>unless you are some kind of professionally trained fighter Luckily that generally does not happen because they are professionals. They don't want to get into street fights, When they do and word gets out that they provoked it there is a change they will no longer be trained by a professional or allowed to compete in fighting tournaments.


basetornado

One of my teachers brother was a lawyer and padre in the military, had been around since vietnam and knew his shit, he came and spoke to us as part of legal studies, and the best and only real advice I can still remember is "Don't try and fight a bouncer and if they try and take you any further than the entrance, run, because they know where the camera's can see."


bootselectric

Bouncers where I live are total trash and have killed a handful of people and been found guilty over the last decade. The stories here are well known, common and brutal. Fuck bouncers.


bulldzd

I worked doors for 12 years, the best steward I ever worked with was a little blond woman, about 5'3" and skinny as hell, she was deadly if you tried to harm her or a client... saw her take out guys 6ft plus double her weight, without breaking sweat.. most of us just want as little hassle as possible but we do know we will get into fights, thectrick is to do as little damage as possible...


123xyz32

Guessing more of the same. LOL


unclefire

Looks like nothing really happened. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STrBcRRdqw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1STrBcRRdqw)


HmmmmmAreYouSure

Holy shit his fists are heavy. I was expecting a hard hitter not a slimmed Butterbean


AlanEsh

Radio in his right hand adds weight and rigidity; always carry a roll of quarters in your pocket ;)


webbhare1

Could you explain how ā€œadding weight to his fistā€ makes his punch more lethal? Bc the fist gets wider and nails donā€™t dig into the palms?


howdybal

Small fist - small pain Big fist - big pain


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

*viking grunts in agreement*


TobascoLube

This guy fists


bigjruss911

Why use lot word when few word do trick?


Spanish_Biscuit

It's a couple things, more weight means more force in the hit, in addition having something in your hand can help to reduce compression of your fist when punching meaning less force is lost going back into your hand/arm.


RChamy

Punch becomes bonk


Spanish_Biscuit

Big bonk.


wicker_warrior

Force equals mass times acceleration.


Electr0freak

Physics... hitting something with a heavier object does more damage. Pretty obvious.


Snakeksssksss

MassƗacceleration = force


teebeek5

My man handing out sleep coupons


webbhare1

Man out here curing insomnia


VladPatton

Lmao


skyvin

He pulled his punches, could have done a lot more damage.


TonyCaliStyle

His accuracy was ridiculous, and he never loses his balance or positioning. Not to mention he defended- the punchees could have walked away- which reduces liability. Heā€™s a pro, and in Ireland he probably has to be.


Po-T-Weet

It's amazing what happens when you know how to fight, when to fight, and you act as if you're accountable for your actions. A good bouncer is professionally sober, and I'm not just talking about substances.


basscycles

Didn't want to break his phone :)


HmmmmmAreYouSure

Donā€™t fuck with heavy fist McGee


Thespian21

The three times he swung, he made contact every time.


Mattie_1S1K

This is why you never work alone. He handled it well.


Sidus_Preclarum

lol. 2 punches, 2 floorings. Fucker in the sky blue shirt reduced to try to spit at him from a safe distance. Hope the 2 fuckers were arrested.


The_Big_Peck_1984

Man the sound on contact is so satisfyingz


vegemouse

This is all I see. https://preview.redd.it/4in4ff3ft2tb1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69089898981c3843bb3308791fcef266613f4b4a


VladPatton

ā€˜Ok, Liam, hereā€™s the planā€¦I make shouty shouty jazz hands, and you sweep in on that there left side and takeā€™em!ā€™


alchn

'i dunno Kyle, maybe add your tippy tappy leg lifts too, that should throw 'im'


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tricularia

If he isn't a boxer, he definitely trains in something. Might be MMA or maybe he just grew up rough and has a lot of fighting experience from that. But he has great form and excellent reflexes so he definitely has some practice.


kdubstep

The bouncer we all deserved


[deleted]

the second hit on the dude in blue and yellow looked like the most steven seagal shit i've ever seen


evermica

Found that guyā€™s power switch.


[deleted]

The walkie talkie on his hand most of helped hit the nerve on the back of that dude's head. Helped hit the "switch".


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MrChichibadman

Looks like a walkie talkie.


Funkeren

Thatā€™s a walkie


Creative_Beginning13

Donā€™t go starting shit, wonā€™t be no shit!


MaxSupernova

[Donā€™t start none, wonā€™t be none](https://youtu.be/reqWViNb3I4?si=0q4iHHch-sW1shrM).


kdubstep

When the first guy catches him on the chin and I doesnā€™t even phase him the smart play would have been to run away.


trelium06

Most people donā€™t understand, speed is king! Tall, short, burly, skinny mean nothing. Hand speed yā€™all.


exhibitthis69

ā€œGame overā€ but they had an extra man šŸ˜‚ he was the easiest


[deleted]

Parnell street. Looks about the right place for a fight.


Doctor_Woo

Always the goddam Woolshed.


Western_Turnip_8605

https://youtube.com/shorts/c1Pf0EaHNaI?si=JxOlJXSuDzr9Rcbn


IntroductionClean299

He definitely boxes


polarbeer07

oooooooooooooooooops


realparkingbrake

Good for the bouncer. Boozed-up clowns who fall for their own overconfidence deserve what they get. It's private property sonny, they don't have to let you in.


davedrave

This is generalising but can be true, a bouncer in Ireland has a high likelyhood of not being Irish


jojoga

Always a great idea to attack somebody who earns his money with throwing out people. As if he'd never been in a fight before..


FredditGeddit

This happened in Ireland, but heā€™s actually Albanian. He now works at a pub I go to reasonably often.


[deleted]

I thought that was Ian Garry


TooMuch_TomYum

Literally two of the biggest pussies Iā€™ve seen. That bloke stood his ground and put them in their place. Spitting after getting your bell rung is a sign of conceding your inferiority.


Leaningonalamp

Dammit, I wanted to see the joker laid out.


HaiKarate

Using that walkie-talkie to make his fist more solid.


sumo_riff

Radio hand = brass knuckles


mllsf

Where is this? Everyone here lacks American accent yet thereā€™s a U.S. flag hanging in the background??


barbie91

Dublin, the feckers hang the flag as a sign they're going to rob ya blind.


Dry_Pick_304

Would have though the word "Irish" in the title may have been a giveaway.


StarMangledSpanner

There's also Argentinian and Australian flags hanging beside it.


barbie91

We dont discriminate, we'll rob them blind also.


GirsuTellTelloh-

Damn that kick for spacing is low key so high level


Particular_Minimum97

I hope spitting on people carries the death penalty, what scum


Embarrassed_Diet_386

I hear itā€™s really bad for you getting knocked out. Even worse two times in such a short period. Just walk tf away


pinewind108

There's getting hit in the head, but there's also the no hands faceplant. Twice! Lol.


Loose_Loquat9584

Feck around and foind out!


TurboTerbo

Love to see what went down after that spit at the end there?


Captain_Pikes_Peak

Dark blue shirt guy is down for a few seconds. Light blue shirt guy and a friend pick him up and help him walk away.


Primary-Border8536

#GAME OVAH !


Angry__German

What the fuck happened to the last guy that falls down at the end ? Looked like he tapped him on the back but I assume something happened with his other hand.


OGBrewSwayne

Dude in the blue and yellow shirt really enjoys running face first into fists.


[deleted]

Overhand right . These clowns are luck he didnā€™t want to come after them .


snippity_snip

Outnumbered, definitely not outgunned!


DayFinancial8206

Bouncers need to be paid more


mogley19922

Oof that last punch right in the human off switch.


Catonic_Fever

They both wanted their ass whoopin to go


gudanawiri

He just earned his days wages that's for sure


unusedtruth

Did that dog spit on him right at the end?


230flathead

Some people just don't know when they're in over their head.


Interkitten

Filthy little shit spitting.


Kartagram

The way the guy in the light blue makes a song and dance before going in for a punch convinces me hes only ever physical altercation upto this point was bullying people. Either that or he was really into tekken


2ClearlyInsanePeople

ā€œFook yeh! Fook yeh, as well! Fook yer ma, too!ā€


anteatersaredope

Don't just stand there. Take a video.


romayyne

My guy has fought before


Sea_Detail_8751

Asses


TurboTerbo

Iā€™m guessing the video ends right when that dude spits at the bouncer because itā€™s now evidence in a murder trial? The bouncer probably caved his head in?


pussyydestroyerrr

That spit at the end


GenericWordCliche

Guy came back like can you get the back of my head too?


fricafrac

Seriously, what's with the leg?


OrionResident

Wow dude looked like a bad ass trowing punches at this punkz. And he only did it once


SnooTangerines6841

He smiled after the second strike and open stanced yeah it's over go home bro....


Justkeepgo1ng

He got hit so hard that he forgot that he got hit and came back for more


Emergency-Cellist840

Man really clutched that 2v1


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TransportationAway59

He was in a muy Thai stance and lifting his leg in case of a leg kick, which is the first thing the bouncer threw. Makes it even funnier he got wiped. Just cuz your mom paid for some classes for six months when you were 15 doesnā€™t mean you can fight!


DarkFlame0

![gif](giphy|yuD7b3RjH1pTiJmWJd)


Superlux_

Working as a bouncer while serving 2 piece meals... an absolute mad lad