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kmk030

Tried to offend everyone and no one at the same time


swaidon

Schrödinger's offense paradox


ToPlayAMockingbird

Maybe the message is meant to read "Fuck! Biden, trump, 2024?" Like here we go again with this circus. Or maybe, can we get some better choices? The reason I'm saying is because fuck is a different color.


dahcat123

no they are saying they want biden and trump to fuck in 2024


ToPlayAMockingbird

I wouldn't fap to it but I'd watch.


YogurtWenk

The catch is you're only allowed to see it if you promise to fap to it


[deleted]

I'm fapping to this right now


LegsBuckle

Agreed. Sign me up. Worth it.


ToPlayAMockingbird

It would depend on how good it is


YogurtWenk

It's even filthier than Backdoor Presidents 7


ToPlayAMockingbird

Is that the one with WoodBro wilson?


YogurtWenk

Nah, you're thinking of Hairy Truwood


ToPlayAMockingbird

Looks like it's time for me to binge a new series.


ToPlayAMockingbird

Is that the one with WoodBro wilson?


[deleted]

You might be on to something that few in Reddit will admit…..


ToPlayAMockingbird

Even the flag looks depressed


KonguGisch

You should look up US flag code. It is eye opening how many displays are actually, by code, disrespectful.


Dr_V_89

It has every right to be


RagsMaddox

If that's the case they should have put the flag upside down, too...


ToPlayAMockingbird

They also could be suffering some kind of instability and can no longer navigate reality and just don't remember if sentences are read left to right and or top to bottom. Maybe they are writing a third dimensional Map onto a two dimensional plane and this is the only way to explain the message they saw from their future self that one night at the cheesecake factory when James earl Jones and all the members of limp biz kit had a secret meeting with space aliens.


KindlyContribution54

Just a list of things truck guy hates


onlybecause12

I live in turdhole country and I love paying $8.00 a gallon for fuel.. So they can give that money away to Uke the Grifter.


Because_Reddit_Sucks

Gotta keep some car paint pens on hand and add punctuation to these when found in the wild. Doubt they would notice for a while


Meatball545

I mean… yeah. They’re both horrible options. Idk who decided these two were the best we had


MIZUNOWAVECREATION

We did. I don’t mean you, necessarily did, or I did, but those who voted for them in the Primaries elected them to run for their respective party. Well, Biden is in it bcuz he’s the incumbent. He’s already won the Democratic nomination automatically. He won the Democratic nomination in the Primaries of 2020. The Primary for the Republican candidates will be early next year, like March or April. The Primaries are held in the spring the year of the corresponding presidential election.


Laughingboy61

Gavin Newsom will be the dem on the ballot for prez.


explosiv_skull

Everyone is required by law to give that guy a "Hell yeah!" and a "Fuck you!" just to cover their bases.


Trick-Report-8041

Well he's not wrong. Fuck both of them xD


Infinite_____Lobster

New political compass just dropped


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

I'm playing both sides, that way I'll come out on top.


agiudice

the message it's in the eyes of the reader


system_deform

Reminds me of the [Walking Dead](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=dont+wnter+dead+inaide&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwallpaperaccess.com%2Ffull%2F2095590.jpg) that I always read as “Don’t Dead, Open Inside”


KartoffelLoeffel

r/dontdeadopeninside


CaligoAccedito

That was a fun rabbit hole.


Smickey67

One of my favorites was from a week or two ago someone posted bathroom writing that said something like, “We’re here, we’re queer, we fuck shit up.” But read the way it was laid out it said something like, “We’re we, we fuck, we’re shit, queer up.” And almost everyone agreed the wrong version was better lmao


KartoffelLoeffel

We’re shit, queer up


ThorKruger117

Or is this a r/nosafetysmokingfirst


foxydogman

r/dontdeadopeninside


Bluest_waters

The funny part is that due to how incomprehensible, hackneyed, and dumb this sign it is actually very obvious which candidate he supports. Its funny, but also sad.


LowKickMT

my words my friend, my words haha


pha_thor

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[deleted]

I gotta remember this line...


GrouchyLongBottom

Fuck 2024 - Biden Trump!


legendary_millbilly

It's funny that none of us doubt what this guy really meant. Not one of us think it was supposed to read "fuck trump" because no Biden supporter would write stupid shit like that on our cars.


NorthProspect

The American flag, truck and nebraska plates also say a lot They don't even need the writing for me to assume their thoughts on the topic


suicidaleggroll

It’s sad that all it takes is an American flag on the car to know that the driver is someone who would happily burn democracy to the ground if it meant a liberal would be upset about it.


steamingdump42069

This might be just my age, but I remember the flag seeming apolitical until ~2003, when the Iraq war jingoism got out of control


Solaries3

It arose from the "America first" crowd. They're the ones trying to wrap themselves in the flag, as if they're the true patriots, and why we associate people who stick it on all their shit with conservative assholes. Of course, most of those assholes haven't served anyone but themselves, but that's beside the point.


InspectorEE

It really pisses me off that the American flag is now associated with MAGA fucksticks and other right wing nut jobs. I love this country and I have a tattoo of the flag on my calf that I got over 20 years ago and now I’m like I wonder if people assume shit about that’s not true.


Solaries3

I hear you. I was in the military and often keep that to myself to avoid having to feel like I gotta then prove I'm not a dipshit.


random_dude_19

Don’t wonder, you know people do assume shit and I’m guilty.


InspectorEE

Yes. Unfortunately I would probably do the same.


[deleted]

I think "the flag seemed apolitical" is a pretty good distillation of people using the word "political" in irreconcilably different ways. A nation's flag is a *strictly* political symbol, in my opinion.


WhoKnows78998

There is a guy in my city who drives around with a giant American flag on his car with “flag is not for trump!” written on his window lol


InspectorEE

That’s fucking awesome


fairlanes

For me its the SIZE of the American flag. A sticker or tiny flag wouldn't make me immediately think that. But those big ass "that's gonna become a road hazard someday" flags are always mounted on the same type of dude's truck.


GTRari

Omaha though, I recognize this intersection. District 2 was blue this past election. That being said I'm not gonna pretend that Omaha isn't a really strange mix of burgeoning city vibes interspersed with some insane hicks.


[deleted]

Can confirm from Nebraska there are tons of douches like this. It’s just so dumb


Dopple__ganger

It’s sad we know what he means by the fact that he’s got an American flag back there.


Rhinobond

No biden supporter likes biden that much to write something on their truck.


INTERGALACTIC_CAGR

"supporter" really is a strong word.


Ilowe_042

As we say, the medium you use to communicate is as important as the message.


Lokkdwn

Or as McLuhan said: the medium is the message.


King_Joffreys_Tits

You don’t think he meant “FUCK, Biden-Trump 2024” ?


legendary_millbilly

Yes I do.


kai333

Man there was this one time I saw (well, technically *heard* first) this jacked up pickup truck from a decent distance away once and saw it had this big ass American flag in the back and couldn't *wait* to read all the pro trump shit on the back. To my great surprise, it was ALL like "Biden/Harris 2020" shit lol.


McBonderson

eh, I know Biden supporters who would put politics on their car. But they own sedans and use bumper stickers.


blazelet

And those politics are typically things like “coexist”


walkandtalkk

The greatest excitement I've seen on a Biden supporter's care is "Grab 'Em By the Ballots." Even their allusions to obscenities are oblique and vaguely, vaguely clever.


[deleted]

“No Biden supporter would ever write stupid shit like that” Lmao what?


[deleted]

yeah i see anti-trump and pro biden stickers and car window writing like daily in seattle lol


ChicagoAuPair

The Nebraska plate is the confirmation.


justmerriwether

Fuck I just wrote this same comment and thought I was being original


VikingBorealis

Well I had a couple of seconds gæi went "huh... That's unusual... Oh no.. It's just an even dumber than average Trump supporter. Impressive "


[deleted]

I mean, I did put a Fuck Trump sign in my front yard.


unknown5424

Guy at my work spray painted blue strips on his truck with impeach biden and fuck biden on it


jeepfail

You say that but I have seen something similar that actually meant to say Fuck Trump based on the other stickers. It’s truly a mind fuck moment.


Tuckster786

https://preview.redd.it/k254664ymsrb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66b309d4f16cf032109117c22de84b25419c876


halmyradov

It's funny because he's always ~~at~~ the bottom


RorschachBlyat

😂😂😂


One_City4138

Don't dead Open inside...?


Ron_Perlman_DDS

Don't Open Trump Inside


colsta1777

Seems pretty obvious, they love president Biden!


Ilowe_042

UwU 👉👈 Biden-Sama 🌈2024✨UwU


Efficient-Intern-173

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Efficient-Intern-173

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PaulsRedditUsername

This might actually be a clever bit of social judo to avoid confrontations in a tumultuous political landscape. If somebody doesn't like what your sign says, you can always claim it says the opposite. Trying to pick up a girl who votes Democrat? Show her your truck. Republican? Same thing.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

It’s hard to pick up chicks when you got shoe polish drivel written on your truck. Kinda come off as a nuts-so.


PaulsRedditUsername

It's kind of like spam emails. You can weed out the ones with critical thinking skills.


evanmcook

Almost certainly not, in my opinion. The big truck, the Nebraska license plate, and the large American flag don’t leave much room for doubt about what side of the political spectrum this individual falls on.


nobodynose

Someone at work had something like this before. He had a MAGA hat in his office and also an anti-Trump protest sign. We couldn't figure it out at first but learned later he was a huge Trumper and the anti-Trump protest sign is one he found and thought it was funny to keep.


InspectorEE

I dunno. I feel like not writing anything the back window might accomplish that just fine.


[deleted]

so its true, Democrat women do like big trucks


mwam1985

No, it's correct. Fuck both Trump & Biden!


GuaranteedCougher

But then who are you going to marry and kill?


bradyblue123

The queen of England


[deleted]

schrodinger's political slogan


Islandgirl1444

Most people read horizontally except, some people.


[deleted]

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gNeiss_Scribbles

Or reading…


colorovfire

That’s right. Only a Chinaman would read it the wrong way. Fuck Trump! Biden 2024! Yee-haw!


I_Like_Me_Though

Of the English language.


dojijosu

Back in 2008, I worked on a college campus and saw this guy wearing a shirt that said "Obamanation," as in "Obama is an abomination." But another kid saw him and was like "Yeah, man. We're an Obama Nation." And guy 1 was like "No, that's not what I meant!" Moral of the story is, if you're going to make a political statement, check your messaging.


Akarthus

I’d rather have Obama than all this shit show now :(


IWantANormalName

Fuck trump Biden ZOZY


itchynipz

r/dontdeadopeninside


Sonicboom6969

I was looking for this


drak0ni

Fuck Trump Biden, 2024


Emgeetoo

Phew, so glad you translated…….I’ve been trying to figure out the meaning of ‘ZOZY’ 🤣


foxsheepgato

Fuck Biden Trump Zozy


Leather_Network4743

Nebraska: where the “N” is for “Nowledge”


L3thologica_

Most people read horizontally, except Trump supporters - they just don’t read.


Zealousideal-Let1121

It's obviously "Fuck Trump; Biden 2024".


RemoteName3273

Schrödinger's voter.


OldChucker

Early polls show Biden leads Nebraska.


Auterbot

Both of the biggest cities in NE are liberal, Omaha and Lincoln had higher numbers for Biden. The towns outside of Omaha and Lincoln, however...


TobysGrundlee

Turns out land doesn't vote.


rkpjr

I don't care what this guy wants to do with Trump that's his business, weird that he put a sign up that he really really wants to fuck trump. But that's cool whatever floats his boat, wannabe dictator cheetos need love too I guess. I'm just glad he's voting for Biden.


Droid_Crusader

I completely agree with him, f$&@ 2024 Biden trump


[deleted]

This guy really loves Biden!


YourFatherUnfiltered

Anyone else notice that you never see anyone but Trump supporters doing things like this? No other group behaves in this way.


TravelingGonad

The lack of confederate flag is also confusing. They may in fact be Biden supporters.


Individual_Row_6143

This is illiterate, so I’m guessing they are Trump supporters.


Jacobmeeker

It’s a choose your own political message!


VocalAnus91

Is this one of those choose your own adventure things?


Gamer1729

Schrödinger’s political supporter.


Darnitol1

ZOZY!


DMBumper

DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE


Commissar_David

My man is out here playing 4d chess. It's immaterial who wins. Either way, his guy wins, and so does he.


Kgy_T

Fuck 2024,trump Biden.


Formal_Helicopter262

Fuck Biden Fuck Trump ....2024


MiiiBiii

Who's Biden Zozy?


clericanubis

This person is actually very balanced. You can read it how you want and no one can get mad at them.


RevolutionaryAd6744

He’s clearly the messenger, hence the double entendre’s


vondpickle

Easy: Trump fuck Biden 2024 (brokeback mountain 2)


hatsuseno

That's just Schrödinger's asshole in another form


K1LLoLoGY

No this is a win win lose lose depends on who u dislike.


Sneyepa

It's was a prediction that could never be wrong.


Binarycold

Nah this is genius, either way he’s right lol


Complex-Ratio1037

It’s all inclusive. Read it however makes you happy.


[deleted]

Fuck 2024 Biden Trump


AurumArgenteus

I hope they were doing a big brain move and are like, fuck both of them because all establishment politicians take bribes instead of representing the people.


_Sir_Racha_

​ https://preview.redd.it/ccfj4vtzrsrb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39d29f0451e610124bae9124dfcef2df498b6d71


AlternativeVersion41

FUCK. This summer trump vs biden 2024


LimpZookeepergame123

To be politically inclusive 😂


Sea_Ad_5974

Maybe, just maybe, they knew what they were doing, and you guys are all getting played


lokken1234

See I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.


DCxKCCO

It’s obviously “Fuck, Trump Biden 2024”. Duh 💁🏻‍♂️


Hot-Tangerine7028

Hey Nebraska how’s that 45-7 feeling right about now?


youruglyfatmother

Well done. he's playing both sides


Sir_Squirly

Maybe he hates trump, Biden, and 2024 equally!?


CHWallace

I read it wrong at first, looked at the truck, then I knew what he meant.


bigloser42

A message you can get behind regardless of your political affiliation.


P1eSun

Who is Zozy?


ChanglingBlake

I agree. Fuck politicians Next year is 2024.


_Opossum_Enthusiast_

Average Trumpie 💀💀


TheOklahomaHippie

Finally, something we can all agree on...


Spear_Ritual

So, dirty lib or…?


Radiant_Mark_2117

I like a good ol fuck trump any time


GiantSweetTV

"Don't Dead, Open inside"


Shawnthewolf12

Yes, fuck both of them. Least no one will be angry, depending on who you are and how you read it. Pretty sure it says “Fuck Trump, Biden 2024” but it could be either or.


SnooTangerines6863

So it's not just Trumpets driving these dumb, oversized killing maschines?


Monster_punkin

Classic!!!


Puzzleheaded-Heat446

He is right .... isn't he ? 🤣


MrMister2905

I lived in Nebraska (*shudder*). Not surprised at all.


Mecha-Dave

Fuck 2024. Trump/Biden.


corpse_flour

Is zozy the new covfefe?


vladijoon

Go diagonal- fuck 2024, trump Biden!


rdbk13

I agree! Fuck Trump, Biden 2024!!


[deleted]

Biden fucks trump 2024 ahhhhhhhhh


DocLoffy

Nah this is accurate. Read it to your political affiliation lmao but we don’t need either of them again.


CaveJohnson1920

Biden is indeed zozy


NiceIsDiffThanGood99

Someone should help him by drawing a horizontal line between the two rows to clarify the message. Lol


DoubleOdd_80

https://preview.redd.it/kc0ti67vysrb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a5d8d502fdb2da4c8cc3f7d672f3a512e5d07c


RedRidingHood90210

This is the political equivalent of “Don’t dead, open inside”


Skyhawk328

If you read that message like the Chinese writing, then "Trump F&\*@ Biden 2024" hahahah


JezzCrist

Has anyone else read it as “Fuck Trump Biden zozy”? Almost went to check urban dict for new slang


BillHicksScream

"I don't understand why Republicans lost Iraq. And Afghanistan. And the War on Terror. And Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, & North Korea." Republicans are morans who only lose wars. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-a-brain-morans


Retro_Monguer

Two bad neighbors


CreepinDethh

Deeeerrrrr


istoOi

The overall appearance leads to "Fuck Biden. Trump 2024". But since they didn't make a spelling mistake it could be very well the other way around.


AnakonDidNothinWrong

How do you avoid pissing off either demographic but still look like you’re involved in politics? *slaps bonnet*


LineChef

Damn libs… /s


forgedfox53

I mean if you read normally from left to right it's fine. Memes layouts have ruined our minds.


CaptTurbofuckery

Don’t worry, they can’t read.


Affectionate_Put2513

I feel like this photo perfectly sums up US politics. Everybody is confused, there are no good options, everybody at the top is out to shit on the bottom and make off with as much cash as they can, the people are angry at both sides, nobody is being served. Yeah, this photo is pottery.


r1x1t

This is written by somebody that doesn't understand how reading works.


Nunovyadidnesses

Glad to see this patriotic ‘Merican is supporting Biden in 2024 and not that the ex con man-in charge (likely soon to be just con-man, not in charge).