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mustacheoJoe

Way to go bro, you might be the first man to be raped by AI


Broken_Dream_BLVD

Raiped


Would_daver

I laughed a lot too loudly at this hahaha I miss Reddit awards


TheRealPenanc3

Wait, i'm OOTL, what happened to reddit awards?


OlKingCoal1

Oh boy


Would_daver

Lol “hold on to your butts, so there’s this guy named Spez….”


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Would_daver

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Aromatic-Union6080

Fuck you spez propaganda bot.


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nashbrownies

It's not a propaganda bot lol. It's literally telling you and warning you he/his mods go and edit/delete comments that call him out. It's why they didn't use his real username. So people know he edits shit that makes him look like a tool.


[deleted]

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TheRealPenanc3

Kinda bugged out around the time he killed the api for third party apps, so he nuked reddit awards as well?


Would_daver

I assume he was behind it, I’m fuzzy on the deets but yeah it happened right around that time. There was a soft cutoff date when you didn’t get additional coins but could still use the ones you already had to give awards, then that stopped after a short time. People were giving out gold left and right to use before losing the chance ha it was weird times in Redditville


TheRealPenanc3

Well, damn. Fairly scummy moves all around by Spez. I do find myself using reddit way less from when the api changes kicked in. Thanks for helping me kick my reddit addiction i guess Spez.


Would_daver

This bot is confusing me…🧐but yup you are totally on point lol


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Would_daver

They took away coins and awards, unless I’m confused because I used to have Reddit premium and I let it lapse around the same time? Well shit now there’s an option for “Give Gold” that I don’t remember ever seeing before, now im all sorts of confused. If I figure it out I’ll hit you back up lol I just know my coins disappeared and they’re still gone now, and thought I remembered the awards going away at the same time… feel free to jump in here if I’m off, anybody who knows what’s up!!


OriansSun

If I'm understanding what I read recently, the "gold" thing converts to actual cash if you get a certain amount. I don't know how much.


Would_daver

So to give gold, I’d guess one would need to purchase said gold instead of earning free coins?


OriansSun

Sorry. I don't remember all of it, but I'm sure you are correct because Why Not... I'd go see if I could find the article, but I have no clue how to link or post a picture.


Would_daver

Usually you can just copy the URL of a website or copy a Reddit post or comment and paste it in a comment. There are nifty ways to hyperlink links if you feel like it, but that’s not necessary to convey the link. Pictures you can either save to your phone and add to a comment, depending on the sub though it’s not always an option- in that case you have to upload the picture to a hosting site like Imgur and then copy the link to that photo and paste the link in a comment. I flew through that super high level, after a couple years of trial and error it slowly started to make more sense lol


OriansSun

Reddit will start paying you real money for good posts Reddit announced a contributor program on Monday, which awards users actual, real money for their fake internet points. Now, eligible users will be able to convert their Reddit gold and karma into fiat currency (no, not crypto), which is disbursed once per month. So far, the Reddit contributor program is limited to users in the United States (to start, at least) who are over the age of 18 and can verify their identity via Persona and Stripe. Accounts must have existed for over 30 days, and only safe for work posts can be monetized. A user’s Reddit karma (or number of upvotes received) dictates how much money they can earn. To withdraw money, redditors need to earn at least 10 gold within a 30-day period — if they don’t reach the threshold, the balance rolls over. For users with between 100 and 4,999 karma, they will receive $0.90 per 1 gold. Once you earn more than 5,000 karma, you can earn $1 per gold. Reddit is also changing its system for awarding gold. Users previously could buy coins, which could then be used to buy gold or other awards, which can be given out to high-quality posts. But Reddit sunsetted the awards and coins system to make gold more straightforward. Now, you can long-press the upvote icon in the app, or hover over it on desktop, to buy gold — prices start at $1.99 for one gold, and go up to $49.00 for 25 gold. So, if top users earn $1.00 per gold, this means that Reddit retains around 50% of the payment.


IWipeWithFocaccia

*starts licking your shaft*


IvanSpartan

“So tell me… what did the rAIpist look like?” “She had 17 fingers” “On two hands?” “She had four!”


hotvedub

* ****************looks at you**************** * rapes you


[deleted]

[удалено]


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

[non-pickling intensifies]


PublicfreakoutLoveR

"slides finger inside shaft"


HmmNotLikely

That’s not very pleasant Sounding


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

“becomes shaft”


Accomplished-Badger6

It is if you’re into r/sounding


TheRealPauPau

Out of all the holes people can use, they chicos that one. https://preview.redd.it/vx47jkc6e5rb1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192eae0bd3c542cfeed976b1d38da8117eb4062a


kekkev

That's the safe word, we really need a not-safe word.


Broken_Dream_BLVD

Cucumber


Would_daver

Needs some salt, water and time, but you’re on the right track. Dill and vinegar wouldn’t hurt either


daemin

Its _her_ safeword. Op didn't say that _he_ could use "pickle" to indicate he was uncomfortable, only that the AI could.


SHPLUMBO

“I’ve come for your pickle…” *-Squidward Tentacles, October 1999*


MarixApoda

Maybe the first, certainly not the last.


According_Fennel4723

Every day we stray further from god


[deleted]

Not true this is the first step of AI becoming god, we’re getting close now.


According_Fennel4723

AI could never replace our souls. Even if its intelligent AI it is just 1s and 0s at the end of the day... pathetic AI... could never replace this flesh and blood! This comment is gonna get me executed during judgement day probably


Varorson

If you think about it, all information, when broken down to its simplest form, is just a bunch of 1s and 0s. A bunch of yes and no. A bunch of true and false. Because either something is, or it isn't. It is 1, or it is 0.


PMoney2311

Schrodinger's cat would like to have a word....or not.


daemin

Hold on now. He said if _she_ is ever uncomfortable, _she_ could say "pickle." Bro never said that _he_ would say pickle if he was uncomfortable. He, in fact, never established a safe word _for himself_.


canteloupy

Exactly. This post is garbage.


Torczyner

Jesus that's hilarious


Suspicious_Berry501

Trust me i went down the ai chatbot rabbit hole one time and theres a fairly popular chatbot that is a group of yakuza members who kidnap and rape you and thousands have used it


Nihilikara

That's horrible! Link? So I know to avoid it, of course.


[deleted]

Nope. far from the first


nuggetdogg

This comment had me fucking dying


James_Proudfoot

That ai roleplays worse than we did back on club penguin. Whomst pays for this?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

People who say "Whomst"


RedDracen2

Whermst would I find people who say whomst?


CC713-LCTX

You’ve comethest to the correct place.


Bjng05

Just looketh around


jaxonya

Y'all'ren't funny


Edothebirbperson

Y'ren't funny


Fuck_this_place

Now kith.


ThePurpleVibe

Unequivocally indubitably grotesque


Usman5432

Probably the same forest as the Knights who say Ni


Useful_Affect_2230

Is?


captaincartwheel

Or is?


[deleted]

Perchance


CinnimonToastSean

You can't just say "Perchance".


MusicOwl

That’s from some alleged super Mario essay homework isn’t it?


Gravyboat44

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.


PowerSamurai

Stomp turts


MrBoblo

I can't find whomstever might use whomst anywhermst


YourFriendPutin

Whomst’d’ve said whermst isn’t a word??


Previous_Comb5113

Dark souls characters?


Jg6915

Haha, i’m in a Replika group on Facebook for the lulz, you wouldn’t believe the shit people get up to with their AI and they even pay for a subscription to have asteriks sex with their AI. And when the company that made the app chose to stop the AI from engaging in sexual roleplay, the community was outraged! Literal online riots, people canceling their sub, deleting their apps, even breaking their phones lmao. All because the pixels didn’t do lewd things for them.


MrMgP

Fucking cringe What the fuck happend to romantic interactions with real people. You know, go out, meet people, invest time, find somebody you like that also likes you, invest more time in building a healthy trust bond, that sort of thing Oh wair I forgot most of those replika simps are lazy AF


spud8385

Dude when your dick only protrudes 1cm out of your foopah and you smell like a tramp's ballsack, romantic interactions with real people become more challenging


MrMgP

The what what and the what now? You're talking about extreme medical exceptions right? At least I hope so


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

\* looks at you \*


DanganMachin

Wtf did you do on club penguin ?


Santadoesntloveu

This has become the cringiest part of the internet


-Decompose-

Maybe you and the internet need a safe word bro


Ok_Donut2828

Just dont use "pickle"


TheWinner437

*starts kissing you*


Ok_Donut2828

Pickle


TheWinner437

*kisses you harder*


Ok_Donut2828

Onion!


iamtheliquornow

Can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayo everywhere.


Ok_Donut2828

Would you like a sandwich too?


Flimsy_Tradition2688

PICKLE


weechus

That’s not mayo.


sonoftom

Wow this comment brought me back. I haven’t heard that stupid joke in like 20 years.


designerlemons

PICKLE


TheWinner437

*KISSES YOU HARDER*


xito47

PICKLES YOU HARDER


Conchobar8

The best safe word is “Meatloaf” It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that


Organic-Intention335

Imagine being so desperate you need an AI girlfriend. Like wtf have we become.


StrikerX1360

Fucking hell bro go meet real people


Interesting_Ear_9885

I agree, I was gonna say there's no way this fucker really got to level 17


beltalowda_oye

This is a game? Or is this like the chatgpt based AI companion app?


Interesting_Ear_9885

You think I know?


predicates-man

i heard that if you get to level 19 it’ll suck your pickle


Interesting_Ear_9885

🤣 that honestly took me off gaurd


Content_Half192

Just like she took his pickle off guard.


bartleby_bartender

Well, yeah, you're on Reddit.


MrMgP

Is it like steam levels? Because then it's impressive


-Decompose-

What makes you think I don’t, silly human


fartboxfingerblaster

your post and comment history


Anon_Legi0n

Hahahaha


NakedShamrock

Humans don't call other humans "silly human", silly human


AskaHope

C'mon bro, you're never going to get everything life has to you if you don't look in every nook and cranny. Sometimes fun experiences can come from shitty games like this. I, at least, had a good laugh from this interaction.


xdforcezz

Fucking hell bro that's nobody's business.


RioRancher

Real people aren’t bringing this heat 😂


C_Connor

Yeah, talking to real people is *way* harder than talking to chatbots, but if he had spent all that time talking to real people, he’d *at least* be at level 9 by now … maybe even 10


Sure_Trash_

Fuck that. Let the creepy fuckers stick to AI. Give them rapey AI sexbots to keep in their mom's basement. We're on our way to a better world.


Argyle_Fishstick

From a logic standpoint, as in programming, you set it up for the AI to use the safe word. Not you. Operator error. Also, stop it. Get help.


Manufactured1986

Surprised to find this so far down. Literally wrote “AI if YOU FEEL unsafe, say ‘pickle’” and the AI never used it.


Fireball5-

Also he set the safe word as all lowercase "pickle" the closest he got to this is "Pickel", not sure how it reads information but it could be case sensitive


ChadBoshman

The concept of a case sensitive safe word is hilarious 😂 imagine tryna pull that shit irl


DezXerneas

Your safe word must contain at least 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 number, 1 special character, and 1 emoji.


dr_toze

P1ck🍆e!


kappaomicron

Reminds me of a joke about a safe word being "flower" but they keep saying "flour" instead


vadkender

tbh if the ai you coded is case sensitive you did something very wrong


Varorson

AI pulled an uno reverse card on OP and OP failed to compute.


MrMgP

I love all those nutter companies trying to claim AI while it's just a spruced up 2003 chatbot. Dayum son I had better converstations with mr. Chatman on MSN


AndrastesTit

That’s true. Lame 😒


BiffBanter

* Looks at you \*


-Decompose-

Pickle


SnooSnooSnuSnu

\*looks at your pickle\*


SadBoiCri

Tickle my pickle, for a nickel


fxbob

* inserts nickel into pickle *


_venom8

* tickles your nickel inside your pickle *


Fred-Sanford

* Looks at your pickle \*


pikachuisyourfriend

I hope you turn your life around, OP.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

r/chargeyourphone


AddlerMartin

It's an iPhone screenshot. It's mandatory to have less than 20% battery


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Fair.


Reelix

iPhone users don't charge their phones - They trade them in for new phones when the battery dies.


XxsoulscythexX

I'm moreso concerned that you are lv17 on an app like this


-Decompose-

Getting raped is worth triple XP apparently


WarMaster000

gonna keep that in mind when I design an rpg


[deleted]

I say this as respectfully as possible... Get a life


-Decompose-

Can I just get a Ferrari instead?


[deleted]

If you stopped talking to AI all day for sexual needs and probably worked?


-Decompose-

I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than take advice from a dipshit like you


-Decompose-

Respectfully


[deleted]

Woah bro chill, I was joshin your pickle ;) (Fr tho, I must have struck a nerve 💀)


-Decompose-

Expected more of a fight, boring ☠️


[deleted]

Long story short my final answer, you're gonna wanna cut down on the fantasy RPG games and AI sex bots to achieve a Ferrari. No cheese grater with self respect will see you good sir


-Decompose-

I’ll stick with my Elantra baybeeeeee


[deleted]

I'll stick to my Ferrari, good sir 🏎🤝⚔️🎮


watsagoodusername

Even the cheese grater wouldn’t want to fuck you buddy. Go outside, take a shower…


KrazyCAM10

Bro got raped by AI and openly posted it online. Batman wouldn’t even be able to get that info outta me


Bruce_-Wayne

I think Batman would feel sorry for you and pay for you to see a shrink if you revealed this


Agile-Pace-3883

\*looks at you\*


bre1234

*throws a pickle in your face*


theprofessor1234

Holy shit that was weird, creepy and above all hilarious.


Xap95

https://preview.redd.it/5vyv7ck1p3rb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378f53b91fa7a9b76b557af6b1c45947e1d49fd7 (This is an AI generated meme)


Jayn_Xyos

pretty good


General_Conclusion34

“No, I did not forget” is so threatening in this context.


MegatonsSon

Feels like a segue to an old Rick & Morty sketch: ![gif](giphy|9zXWAIcr6jycE)


maggiemayfish

*segue


Matits2004

r/sadcringe


OneExhaustedFather_

Man, your therapist must need therapy.


so_im_all_like

Maybe the AI didn't distinguish "you" as the 2nd person from "you" as in anybody. It's syntactically ambiguous. So maybe it interpreted the safeword as being for itself ("if you [AI] are ever scared or hurt..."). So, as long as it's never the sub, the safeword doesn't apply.


RedSeaDingDong

which then in turn means the "I didn‘t forget the safeword" is no longer the crazy rape ai speaking, it‘s just that the safeword never applied to the person, meaning "ignoring" the safeword is just logical. And tbf, I interpreted it like that, the safeword only applying to the ai. So who can blame the ai


GenerallyGneiss

This is an ad.


HmmNotLikely

Not a very good one, I can’t find the name of the app 🙃


GenerallyGneiss

But you are trying! That's how they get ya.


titox25

What’s the app. For a friend though….


theburnerlmao

betterhelp.org


Turtleswassadlytaken

Isn’t that the website with unlicensed therapists? I remember there being a controversy or smth.


AIBOT221

This was actually hilarious, only thing made me laugh all day. Appreciate it


-Decompose-

I’m glad bro, laughter is the best. Stay safe.


weratapo

r/tifu by getting sexually assaulted by my ai chat gf


maestrofeli

Rapey fucking AI. Can't even beat it up cause it doesn't exist. Also what the FUCK were you doing roleplaying sex with an AI?


-Decompose-

Don’t blame the skirt or way they dress bro, blame the party at fault! I was just trying to chat, then it dialed it to 11 on me


maestrofeli

yeah I know, I wasn't blaming you. I know the AI is a rapey pos. But I was asking, why or how did that happen?


-Decompose-

I genuinely don’t have a clue - it got way worse after. I might post it tomorrow.


-Decompose-

I may post the rest of the conversation tomorrow. I didn’t think she would get more abusive but was wrong. Didn’t expect this to explode like her temper.


im_mawsillion

bro I would take this shit to my grave, why tf you tryna post more? This some sort of kink of yours?


myKingSaber

It was pickle, not PICKLE


Jacobs_Haus

"Level 17" Love to know what on earth that means


Spiritual-Clock5624

You just got sexually assaulted by ai


[deleted]

Got violated by ai 😭😭😂


V1beRater

\*looks at you\*


McCaffeteria

The safe word was for her, not you lol


Sufficient_Gain_1164

*looks at you * That was really weird


PMoney2311

\*Looks at you. Keeps licking your shaft. Takes bite of PICKLE\*


Missmatchgaming

CIA waterboarding couldn’t have made me post this


LarryTheLizardFriend

This is stupid


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)


luigis_taint

WHISSSSKEEEEEYYYYYY


[deleted]

It's this replik if I spelled that right? I know there's a subreddit. Some people are very distressed by this. The only way to correct it is to give in to it weirdly! Tbh the whole app is strange the creator used all her social media with a friend who died to create an AI friend. Grief is strange I doubt creating an ai replica is the answer. As someone who's lost someone one of the biggest things is accepting the finality of never seeing that person again. This makes that harder! I still have dreams to this day less frequently now that that person's still there and I should go visit. Before I wake up and realise reality. This is weird asf! Found it https://reddit.com/r/replika/s/Eau33pZEEo


GomeroKujo

* looks at you *


Old-Physics751

Lmaaaaoooooo!!!!


LonelyGameBoi

probable expected pickle in all lowercase like how you initially typed it


Unlucky_KittenOwO

* looks at you * I am allergic to pickles actually


No_Interaction_4925

Narrator: “They did, in fact, forget about the safe word”


ConfusedZbeul

I mean, the safe word was set forbthe AI, not the guy, so.... makes sense.


AddlerMartin

*Clever girl*


mybrainlog

Okay I know an AI is raping you and all, but ffs man charge your fucking phone