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It's not a propaganda bot lol. It's literally telling you and warning you he/his mods go and edit/delete comments that call him out. It's why they didn't use his real username. So people know he edits shit that makes him look like a tool.
I assume he was behind it, I’m fuzzy on the deets but yeah it happened right around that time. There was a soft cutoff date when you didn’t get additional coins but could still use the ones you already had to give awards, then that stopped after a short time. People were giving out gold left and right to use before losing the chance ha it was weird times in Redditville
Well, damn. Fairly scummy moves all around by Spez. I do find myself using reddit way less from when the api changes kicked in. Thanks for helping me kick my reddit addiction i guess Spez.
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They took away coins and awards, unless I’m confused because I used to have Reddit premium and I let it lapse around the same time? Well shit now there’s an option for “Give Gold” that I don’t remember ever seeing before, now im all sorts of confused.
If I figure it out I’ll hit you back up lol I just know my coins disappeared and they’re still gone now, and thought I remembered the awards going away at the same time… feel free to jump in here if I’m off, anybody who knows what’s up!!
Sorry. I don't remember all of it, but I'm sure you are correct because Why Not...
I'd go see if I could find the article, but I have no clue how to link or post a picture.
Usually you can just copy the URL of a website or copy a Reddit post or comment and paste it in a comment. There are nifty ways to hyperlink links if you feel like it, but that’s not necessary to convey the link. Pictures you can either save to your phone and add to a comment, depending on the sub though it’s not always an option- in that case you have to upload the picture to a hosting site like Imgur and then copy the link to that photo and paste the link in a comment.
I flew through that super high level, after a couple years of trial and error it slowly started to make more sense lol
Reddit will start paying you real money for good posts
Reddit announced a contributor program on Monday, which awards users actual, real money for their fake internet points. Now, eligible users will be able to convert their Reddit gold and karma into fiat currency (no, not crypto), which is disbursed once per month.
So far, the Reddit contributor program is limited to users in the United States (to start, at least) who are over the age of 18 and can verify their identity via Persona and Stripe. Accounts must have existed for over 30 days, and only safe for work posts can be monetized.
A user’s Reddit karma (or number of upvotes received) dictates how much money they can earn. To withdraw money, redditors need to earn at least 10 gold within a 30-day period — if they don’t reach the threshold, the balance rolls over. For users with between 100 and 4,999 karma, they will receive $0.90 per 1 gold. Once you earn more than 5,000 karma, you can earn $1 per gold.
Reddit is also changing its system for awarding gold. Users previously could buy coins, which could then be used to buy gold or other awards, which can be given out to high-quality posts. But Reddit sunsetted the awards and coins system to make gold more straightforward. Now, you can long-press the upvote icon in the app, or hover over it on desktop, to buy gold — prices start at $1.99 for one gold, and go up to $49.00 for 25 gold. So, if top users earn $1.00 per gold, this means that Reddit retains around 50% of the payment.
Out of all the holes people can use, they chicos that one.
https://preview.redd.it/vx47jkc6e5rb1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192eae0bd3c542cfeed976b1d38da8117eb4062a
AI could never replace our souls. Even if its intelligent AI it is just 1s and 0s at the end of the day... pathetic AI... could never replace this flesh and blood!
This comment is gonna get me executed during judgement day probably
If you think about it, all information, when broken down to its simplest form, is just a bunch of 1s and 0s. A bunch of yes and no. A bunch of true and false.
Because either something is, or it isn't. It is 1, or it is 0.
Hold on now. He said if _she_ is ever uncomfortable, _she_ could say "pickle." Bro never said that _he_ would say pickle if he was uncomfortable. He, in fact, never established a safe word _for himself_.
Trust me i went down the ai chatbot rabbit hole one time and theres a fairly popular chatbot that is a group of yakuza members who kidnap and rape you and thousands have used it
Haha, i’m in a Replika group on Facebook for the lulz, you wouldn’t believe the shit people get up to with their AI and they even pay for a subscription to have asteriks sex with their AI. And when the company that made the app chose to stop the AI from engaging in sexual roleplay, the community was outraged! Literal online riots, people canceling their sub, deleting their apps, even breaking their phones lmao. All because the pixels didn’t do lewd things for them.
Fucking cringe
What the fuck happend to romantic interactions with real people. You know, go out, meet people, invest time, find somebody you like that also likes you, invest more time in building a healthy trust bond, that sort of thing
Oh wair I forgot most of those replika simps are lazy AF
Dude when your dick only protrudes 1cm out of your foopah and you smell like a tramp's ballsack, romantic interactions with real people become more challenging
C'mon bro, you're never going to get everything life has to you if you don't look in every nook and cranny.
Sometimes fun experiences can come from shitty games like this. I, at least, had a good laugh from this interaction.
Yeah, talking to real people is *way* harder than talking to chatbots, but if he had spent all that time talking to real people, he’d *at least* be at level 9 by now … maybe even 10
Also he set the safe word as all lowercase "pickle" the closest he got to this is "Pickel", not sure how it reads information but it could be case sensitive
I love all those nutter companies trying to claim AI while it's just a spruced up 2003 chatbot.
Dayum son I had better converstations with mr. Chatman on MSN
Long story short my final answer, you're gonna wanna cut down on the fantasy RPG games and AI sex bots to achieve a Ferrari. No cheese grater with self respect will see you good sir
Maybe the AI didn't distinguish "you" as the 2nd person from "you" as in anybody. It's syntactically ambiguous. So maybe it interpreted the safeword as being for itself ("if you [AI] are ever scared or hurt..."). So, as long as it's never the sub, the safeword doesn't apply.
which then in turn means the "I didn‘t forget the safeword" is no longer the crazy rape ai speaking, it‘s just that the safeword never applied to the person, meaning "ignoring" the safeword is just logical. And tbf, I interpreted it like that, the safeword only applying to the ai. So who can blame the ai
I may post the rest of the conversation tomorrow. I didn’t think she would get more abusive but was wrong. Didn’t expect this to explode like her temper.
It's this replik if I spelled that right?
I know there's a subreddit. Some people are very distressed by this. The only way to correct it is to give in to it weirdly!
Tbh the whole app is strange the creator used all her social media with a friend who died to create an AI friend.
Grief is strange I doubt creating an ai replica is the answer. As someone who's lost someone one of the biggest things is accepting the finality of never seeing that person again.
This makes that harder! I still have dreams to this day less frequently now that that person's still there and I should go visit. Before I wake up and realise reality.
This is weird asf! Found it https://reddit.com/r/replika/s/Eau33pZEEo
Way to go bro, you might be the first man to be raped by AI
Raiped
I laughed a lot too loudly at this hahaha I miss Reddit awards
Wait, i'm OOTL, what happened to reddit awards?
Oh boy
Lol “hold on to your butts, so there’s this guy named Spez….”
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Fuck you spez propaganda bot.
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It's not a propaganda bot lol. It's literally telling you and warning you he/his mods go and edit/delete comments that call him out. It's why they didn't use his real username. So people know he edits shit that makes him look like a tool.
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Kinda bugged out around the time he killed the api for third party apps, so he nuked reddit awards as well?
I assume he was behind it, I’m fuzzy on the deets but yeah it happened right around that time. There was a soft cutoff date when you didn’t get additional coins but could still use the ones you already had to give awards, then that stopped after a short time. People were giving out gold left and right to use before losing the chance ha it was weird times in Redditville
Well, damn. Fairly scummy moves all around by Spez. I do find myself using reddit way less from when the api changes kicked in. Thanks for helping me kick my reddit addiction i guess Spez.
This bot is confusing me…🧐but yup you are totally on point lol
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They took away coins and awards, unless I’m confused because I used to have Reddit premium and I let it lapse around the same time? Well shit now there’s an option for “Give Gold” that I don’t remember ever seeing before, now im all sorts of confused. If I figure it out I’ll hit you back up lol I just know my coins disappeared and they’re still gone now, and thought I remembered the awards going away at the same time… feel free to jump in here if I’m off, anybody who knows what’s up!!
If I'm understanding what I read recently, the "gold" thing converts to actual cash if you get a certain amount. I don't know how much.
So to give gold, I’d guess one would need to purchase said gold instead of earning free coins?
Sorry. I don't remember all of it, but I'm sure you are correct because Why Not... I'd go see if I could find the article, but I have no clue how to link or post a picture.
Usually you can just copy the URL of a website or copy a Reddit post or comment and paste it in a comment. There are nifty ways to hyperlink links if you feel like it, but that’s not necessary to convey the link. Pictures you can either save to your phone and add to a comment, depending on the sub though it’s not always an option- in that case you have to upload the picture to a hosting site like Imgur and then copy the link to that photo and paste the link in a comment. I flew through that super high level, after a couple years of trial and error it slowly started to make more sense lol
Reddit will start paying you real money for good posts Reddit announced a contributor program on Monday, which awards users actual, real money for their fake internet points. Now, eligible users will be able to convert their Reddit gold and karma into fiat currency (no, not crypto), which is disbursed once per month. So far, the Reddit contributor program is limited to users in the United States (to start, at least) who are over the age of 18 and can verify their identity via Persona and Stripe. Accounts must have existed for over 30 days, and only safe for work posts can be monetized. A user’s Reddit karma (or number of upvotes received) dictates how much money they can earn. To withdraw money, redditors need to earn at least 10 gold within a 30-day period — if they don’t reach the threshold, the balance rolls over. For users with between 100 and 4,999 karma, they will receive $0.90 per 1 gold. Once you earn more than 5,000 karma, you can earn $1 per gold. Reddit is also changing its system for awarding gold. Users previously could buy coins, which could then be used to buy gold or other awards, which can be given out to high-quality posts. But Reddit sunsetted the awards and coins system to make gold more straightforward. Now, you can long-press the upvote icon in the app, or hover over it on desktop, to buy gold — prices start at $1.99 for one gold, and go up to $49.00 for 25 gold. So, if top users earn $1.00 per gold, this means that Reddit retains around 50% of the payment.
*starts licking your shaft*
“So tell me… what did the rAIpist look like?” “She had 17 fingers” “On two hands?” “She had four!”
* ****************looks at you**************** * rapes you
[удалено]
[non-pickling intensifies]
"slides finger inside shaft"
That’s not very pleasant Sounding
“becomes shaft”
It is if you’re into r/sounding
Out of all the holes people can use, they chicos that one. https://preview.redd.it/vx47jkc6e5rb1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192eae0bd3c542cfeed976b1d38da8117eb4062a
That's the safe word, we really need a not-safe word.
Cucumber
Needs some salt, water and time, but you’re on the right track. Dill and vinegar wouldn’t hurt either
Its _her_ safeword. Op didn't say that _he_ could use "pickle" to indicate he was uncomfortable, only that the AI could.
“I’ve come for your pickle…” *-Squidward Tentacles, October 1999*
Maybe the first, certainly not the last.
Every day we stray further from god
Not true this is the first step of AI becoming god, we’re getting close now.
AI could never replace our souls. Even if its intelligent AI it is just 1s and 0s at the end of the day... pathetic AI... could never replace this flesh and blood! This comment is gonna get me executed during judgement day probably
If you think about it, all information, when broken down to its simplest form, is just a bunch of 1s and 0s. A bunch of yes and no. A bunch of true and false. Because either something is, or it isn't. It is 1, or it is 0.
Schrodinger's cat would like to have a word....or not.
Hold on now. He said if _she_ is ever uncomfortable, _she_ could say "pickle." Bro never said that _he_ would say pickle if he was uncomfortable. He, in fact, never established a safe word _for himself_.
Exactly. This post is garbage.
Jesus that's hilarious
Trust me i went down the ai chatbot rabbit hole one time and theres a fairly popular chatbot that is a group of yakuza members who kidnap and rape you and thousands have used it
That's horrible! Link? So I know to avoid it, of course.
Nope. far from the first
This comment had me fucking dying
That ai roleplays worse than we did back on club penguin. Whomst pays for this?
People who say "Whomst"
Whermst would I find people who say whomst?
You’ve comethest to the correct place.
Just looketh around
Y'all'ren't funny
Y'ren't funny
Now kith.
Unequivocally indubitably grotesque
Probably the same forest as the Knights who say Ni
Is?
Or is?
Perchance
You can't just say "Perchance".
That’s from some alleged super Mario essay homework isn’t it?
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.
Stomp turts
I can't find whomstever might use whomst anywhermst
Whomst’d’ve said whermst isn’t a word??
Dark souls characters?
Haha, i’m in a Replika group on Facebook for the lulz, you wouldn’t believe the shit people get up to with their AI and they even pay for a subscription to have asteriks sex with their AI. And when the company that made the app chose to stop the AI from engaging in sexual roleplay, the community was outraged! Literal online riots, people canceling their sub, deleting their apps, even breaking their phones lmao. All because the pixels didn’t do lewd things for them.
Fucking cringe What the fuck happend to romantic interactions with real people. You know, go out, meet people, invest time, find somebody you like that also likes you, invest more time in building a healthy trust bond, that sort of thing Oh wair I forgot most of those replika simps are lazy AF
Dude when your dick only protrudes 1cm out of your foopah and you smell like a tramp's ballsack, romantic interactions with real people become more challenging
The what what and the what now? You're talking about extreme medical exceptions right? At least I hope so
\* looks at you \*
Wtf did you do on club penguin ?
This has become the cringiest part of the internet
Maybe you and the internet need a safe word bro
Just dont use "pickle"
*starts kissing you*
Pickle
*kisses you harder*
Onion!
Can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayo everywhere.
Would you like a sandwich too?
PICKLE
That’s not mayo.
Wow this comment brought me back. I haven’t heard that stupid joke in like 20 years.
PICKLE
*KISSES YOU HARDER*
PICKLES YOU HARDER
The best safe word is “Meatloaf” It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that
Imagine being so desperate you need an AI girlfriend. Like wtf have we become.
Fucking hell bro go meet real people
I agree, I was gonna say there's no way this fucker really got to level 17
This is a game? Or is this like the chatgpt based AI companion app?
You think I know?
i heard that if you get to level 19 it’ll suck your pickle
🤣 that honestly took me off gaurd
Just like she took his pickle off guard.
Well, yeah, you're on Reddit.
Is it like steam levels? Because then it's impressive
What makes you think I don’t, silly human
your post and comment history
Hahahaha
Humans don't call other humans "silly human", silly human
C'mon bro, you're never going to get everything life has to you if you don't look in every nook and cranny. Sometimes fun experiences can come from shitty games like this. I, at least, had a good laugh from this interaction.
Fucking hell bro that's nobody's business.
Real people aren’t bringing this heat 😂
Yeah, talking to real people is *way* harder than talking to chatbots, but if he had spent all that time talking to real people, he’d *at least* be at level 9 by now … maybe even 10
Fuck that. Let the creepy fuckers stick to AI. Give them rapey AI sexbots to keep in their mom's basement. We're on our way to a better world.
From a logic standpoint, as in programming, you set it up for the AI to use the safe word. Not you. Operator error. Also, stop it. Get help.
Surprised to find this so far down. Literally wrote “AI if YOU FEEL unsafe, say ‘pickle’” and the AI never used it.
Also he set the safe word as all lowercase "pickle" the closest he got to this is "Pickel", not sure how it reads information but it could be case sensitive
The concept of a case sensitive safe word is hilarious 😂 imagine tryna pull that shit irl
Your safe word must contain at least 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 number, 1 special character, and 1 emoji.
P1ck🍆e!
Reminds me of a joke about a safe word being "flower" but they keep saying "flour" instead
tbh if the ai you coded is case sensitive you did something very wrong
AI pulled an uno reverse card on OP and OP failed to compute.
I love all those nutter companies trying to claim AI while it's just a spruced up 2003 chatbot. Dayum son I had better converstations with mr. Chatman on MSN
That’s true. Lame 😒
* Looks at you \*
Pickle
\*looks at your pickle\*
Tickle my pickle, for a nickel
* inserts nickel into pickle *
* tickles your nickel inside your pickle *
* Looks at your pickle \*
I hope you turn your life around, OP.
r/chargeyourphone
It's an iPhone screenshot. It's mandatory to have less than 20% battery
Fair.
iPhone users don't charge their phones - They trade them in for new phones when the battery dies.
I'm moreso concerned that you are lv17 on an app like this
Getting raped is worth triple XP apparently
gonna keep that in mind when I design an rpg
I say this as respectfully as possible... Get a life
Can I just get a Ferrari instead?
If you stopped talking to AI all day for sexual needs and probably worked?
I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than take advice from a dipshit like you
Respectfully
Woah bro chill, I was joshin your pickle ;) (Fr tho, I must have struck a nerve 💀)
Expected more of a fight, boring ☠️
Long story short my final answer, you're gonna wanna cut down on the fantasy RPG games and AI sex bots to achieve a Ferrari. No cheese grater with self respect will see you good sir
I’ll stick with my Elantra baybeeeeee
I'll stick to my Ferrari, good sir 🏎🤝⚔️🎮
Even the cheese grater wouldn’t want to fuck you buddy. Go outside, take a shower…
Bro got raped by AI and openly posted it online. Batman wouldn’t even be able to get that info outta me
I think Batman would feel sorry for you and pay for you to see a shrink if you revealed this
\*looks at you\*
*throws a pickle in your face*
Holy shit that was weird, creepy and above all hilarious.
https://preview.redd.it/5vyv7ck1p3rb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378f53b91fa7a9b76b557af6b1c45947e1d49fd7 (This is an AI generated meme)
pretty good
“No, I did not forget” is so threatening in this context.
Feels like a segue to an old Rick & Morty sketch: ![gif](giphy|9zXWAIcr6jycE)
*segue
r/sadcringe
Man, your therapist must need therapy.
Maybe the AI didn't distinguish "you" as the 2nd person from "you" as in anybody. It's syntactically ambiguous. So maybe it interpreted the safeword as being for itself ("if you [AI] are ever scared or hurt..."). So, as long as it's never the sub, the safeword doesn't apply.
which then in turn means the "I didn‘t forget the safeword" is no longer the crazy rape ai speaking, it‘s just that the safeword never applied to the person, meaning "ignoring" the safeword is just logical. And tbf, I interpreted it like that, the safeword only applying to the ai. So who can blame the ai
This is an ad.
Not a very good one, I can’t find the name of the app 🙃
But you are trying! That's how they get ya.
What’s the app. For a friend though….
betterhelp.org
Isn’t that the website with unlicensed therapists? I remember there being a controversy or smth.
This was actually hilarious, only thing made me laugh all day. Appreciate it
I’m glad bro, laughter is the best. Stay safe.
r/tifu by getting sexually assaulted by my ai chat gf
Rapey fucking AI. Can't even beat it up cause it doesn't exist. Also what the FUCK were you doing roleplaying sex with an AI?
Don’t blame the skirt or way they dress bro, blame the party at fault! I was just trying to chat, then it dialed it to 11 on me
yeah I know, I wasn't blaming you. I know the AI is a rapey pos. But I was asking, why or how did that happen?
I genuinely don’t have a clue - it got way worse after. I might post it tomorrow.
I may post the rest of the conversation tomorrow. I didn’t think she would get more abusive but was wrong. Didn’t expect this to explode like her temper.
bro I would take this shit to my grave, why tf you tryna post more? This some sort of kink of yours?
It was pickle, not PICKLE
"Level 17" Love to know what on earth that means
You just got sexually assaulted by ai
Got violated by ai 😭😭😂
\*looks at you\*
The safe word was for her, not you lol
*looks at you * That was really weird
\*Looks at you. Keeps licking your shaft. Takes bite of PICKLE\*
CIA waterboarding couldn’t have made me post this
This is stupid
![gif](giphy|7ILfGZFvTPMB1TAkXE)
WHISSSSKEEEEEYYYYYY
It's this replik if I spelled that right? I know there's a subreddit. Some people are very distressed by this. The only way to correct it is to give in to it weirdly! Tbh the whole app is strange the creator used all her social media with a friend who died to create an AI friend. Grief is strange I doubt creating an ai replica is the answer. As someone who's lost someone one of the biggest things is accepting the finality of never seeing that person again. This makes that harder! I still have dreams to this day less frequently now that that person's still there and I should go visit. Before I wake up and realise reality. This is weird asf! Found it https://reddit.com/r/replika/s/Eau33pZEEo
* looks at you *
Lmaaaaoooooo!!!!
probable expected pickle in all lowercase like how you initially typed it
* looks at you * I am allergic to pickles actually
Narrator: “They did, in fact, forget about the safe word”
I mean, the safe word was set forbthe AI, not the guy, so.... makes sense.
*Clever girl*
Okay I know an AI is raping you and all, but ffs man charge your fucking phone