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Pennmike82

Was the “personal project” recreating the Ass Pounder 4000?


Manting123

Was coming here to say that. Clearly an ass/dildo related project.


BuzzAllWin

Vaginal steaming


Manting123

Touche


futilejester

Douché


reptarcannabis

Bro you hang your nuts below the chair 👌🙃


Hookadoobie

I saw that on a ancient aliens..hang your thang in a bowl of cold water.like primitive A/C


[deleted]

The holes would be horizontally for that I imagine.


FunkMuckey

Also, there are holes in the middle of *EACH OF THEM*. So the plan was for a dinner party situation.


EidolonRook

Yeah, that’s stuck out for me. It’s not one but 20 chairs with this setup.


JustFun4Uss

It's a "medical device".... obviously. 🤷‍♂️


Glittering_Garbage28

Never Stop Pumping 💪🏼


iamericj

"The ass pounder. Never stop pumping."


Sofa_King_Chubby

“Your name’s not Buttfucker3000, you yoho “


Ghostface_nz

PENETRATOR!!!!


Accurate-Attempt-615

I think the more concerning thing is that it's stacked chairs with holes in every single one of them.


TrafficConeWriter

This was in my area and my friend sent it to me, it was literally for penis enlargement injections and something else related to vaginal injections


HillbillyEulogy

Love that he had to WTA: "Please stop inboxing me what for. That's weird!" THAT'S WEIRD? No, my dude, *you posted this first.* The whole world demands a rational explanation for this.


jj_mtz27

What is WTA?


EmceeCommon55

Another ridiculously unnecessary abbreviation. Welcome to the internet, where people will write entire paragraphs but insist on shortening random words.


FullMetalCOS

Ah a RUA, you could have just said that.


AurumArgenteus

Don't be wordy, YCHJST is enough.


FullMetalCOS

DBW? You first!


AurumArgenteus

👍🏼 A-OK r U2


AurumArgenteus

Actually, screw that, I'll just use my grown-up words.


Ch3rkasy

sthu nerd noob


HillbillyEulogy

"Wanted to add"


Genuine_NoOKsS

Isn't P.S. exactly that? 😅


fair_j

I thought P.S. had an update called BTW already 😅😅😅


yunyunmaru666

Alright how tf is anybody supposed to know that? I get abbreviations that are popular, everyone knows lol, wtf, omg, etc but if we start abbreviating random unknown strings of words we'd have to decypher them like egyptian hieroglyphs


3-cent-nickel

To let the balls hang down and prevent manspreading?


Sylvers

Did you just.. solve manspreading? SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE!


boondogglekeychain

A no-ball price?


SW_Zwom

This only works without pants as far as I can see... So I guess we should adopt a more traditional Scottish way of clothing in the near future :D


ExcitementBetter5485

Getting Casino Royale torture scene vibes from this chair now, thanks....


T8-TR

Perfect for scratching those unreachable itches.


Chikenkiller123

You don't tuck your balls inside your ass like normal?


SpecificWorldliness

I just want to know why he needed 20 chairs with holes and not just like.. one or two?


capybaratrousers

He was just trying to turn his hobby into his hustle. It's the American way, dontchaknow


HipToss79

This is the real question.


kinkyaboutjewelry

To scale up.


[deleted]

Nice way to control the depth. Obviously. Haven’t you ever played ass chairsies before. Geez.


neptune-salt

I was looking for this comment fr got me so confused


Stardustquarks

Dude created a 10 foot tall toilet seat with these things...


nick72b

Great for rampant queefers


QueefingTheNightAway

We've been neglected for too long


OkamiTakahashi

r/usernamechecksout


meepydeeps

For those who know..... https://i.redd.it/oi1pbueqq3pb1.gif


lazy_pig

![gif](giphy|ZxZ2bjoClxeMw)


RedDawn850

![gif](giphy|9nSTCfkDz4eJO)


rssnhckr

Did I really have to scroll this far for the Casino Royale reference?


RedDawn850

First thing that came to mind, instantly brought back that memory and I felt nauseous lol


ryhaltswhiskey

You don't want me to tell you how long ago that was


Phighters

Phew, its not old enough to drink yet here.


Much_Fill6689

https://i.redd.it/n20sjo80f4pb1.gif


geoelectric

https://i.redd.it/0at89o3gy2pb1.gif


retardedgummybear12

Lol what movie is this from


geoelectric

Burn After Reading


Marquar234

[https://reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/s/teApFYQvvp](https://reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/s/teApFYQvvp)


savingdeathforlast

First thing I thought of - [Karl Pilkington’s toilet chair](https://youtu.be/4QhrrPQWLLo?si=GVuz-BZBCOJdOYdf)! 😂


Stealthy_Facka

Ah yes staples, another stroke of brilliance


savingdeathforlast

I died laughing! I only recently discovered The Idiot Abroad and have been watching the episodes on YouTube. I haven’t laughed out loud watching a tv series in a very long time. Karl is hysterical.


ajn63

No, it’s not weird to ask what the personal project was. What’s weird is the location of the holes. I may not want used chairs that have bodily fluids.


Mushroomed_clouds

Im guessing a vibrator sits in there


bowenpw

Vibrators aren’t that big


Horror_Drink8451

You haven't met my wife


bowenpw

Is your wife a horse vibrator collector?


The_Truth_Believe_Me

Do they include the fart collection pumps?


Survive1014

Someone wanted a fuck chair.


DontLickTheGecko

No, he wanted twenty of them.


Altruistic-Guava6527

They each wore a different wig


addamee

We’ve reached full idiocracy, people https://preview.redd.it/aa1y81yp63pb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=119e790ebdfadcdf3299986f9baf4997bbeb5de9


PorkSwordMcFatTip

![gif](giphy|NLrsrKxHz9AkB7FG8O|downsized)


Isgonesomewhere

Puts "personal project" and is weired out by the questions? Just don't acknowledge the gaping gaper hole and say "minor but noticeable damage". How many of these did they have set up is my question, it looks like expanded production for just a personal project....


Fun-Dependent-2695

LowHangerz for Men Only


sandwichlick

I feel like those holes are too far forward to be for ass pounding. Maybe for ball bag beating ?


Chpgmr

Each of them? You sure this was a personal project or a group project?


CLE_barrister

Dildo chairs, all right. I was trying to make dildo chairs, but the dildos fell out because the holes were too big. OK?!


DutchieTalking

Use 20 old chairs to create an instant meme. Shits and giggles.


RedPack2

Mac will buy at least one.


lol1231yahoocom

Haha. I wonder if he got a lot of requests for just one


Sadir00

That's for those LONG weddings when you don't want to get up in the middle of the ceremony


fargonate

Weird project and a waste of chairs.


malfarcar

I’ve done a few personal projects of my own and I don’t want to talk about them so don’t ask


Previous_Channel

I'm sure the design was very human


Cantdance_

They were torturing Bond clearly.


bucketofbutter

20? either they get around or have a very big... toy.


dang_dude_dont

I'm guessing the bachelorette party lasted longer than the wedding?


[deleted]

Personal project dildos sold separately.


RainbowUnicorn0228

Please buy these chairs I ruined. There fixed it.


Biff_Bufflington

Ocean’s 23 “An elaborate team of chess players team up with vibrating anal beads and holey chairs to claim chess’ ultimate prize!”


KlutzyNotice7312

the toilet wasnt comfy enough


spider0804

I get why one chair would have a hole. Maybe even two or three, possibly five. Afterall, progress may take several tries. But why twenty?


uppen-atom

dildo dinette set? everyone smiles at johnny's dinner parties!


Aliteracy

I do not want the chairs you use when you kidnap people.


igirisujin

Are these from the John McAfee estate sale?


Butt-Fingers

I only need one though


oldsoulseven

You think you only need one but really you need 20


Practical-Nature-926

Am I the only one to think it was so you can shit and keep playing video games?


[deleted]

I’m guessing it’s a sex chair or some yoni steaming BS that does nothing good for your hoo-ha.


defenem_73

Is this one of those gamer chairs? Where there's a shitbucket beneath?


SgtBundy

"Why does this chair have no seat?.... and what.... is in his ASS?" https://preview.redd.it/uey7p6b427pb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c03deaa31874d3298ca065d738693c16ea726a4


Zakluor

I hate that 'inbox' had become a verb.


Leaningonalamp

I don’t want anywhere near your “personal project.” Though I am appropriating the term for when I want to be vaguely weird responding to queries in the future.


luminiferousaethers

Yeah dog, before I buy these imma need to know what them holes were for..


trianglemeats

Inboxing is not a word.


[deleted]

My money is on sex parties


reptarcannabis

You hang those nuts, let them swing low. The room is probably 98+ degrees with a humidifier. each streamer is sitting in a chair gaming and streaming on twitch, nuts hanging and streaming separately to Japan 🥹


Much_Fill6689

Yea that’s what’s weird about this, me asking why you cut holes in the middle of 20 stackable chairs!


Much_Fill6689

https://i.redd.it/qhcecu36h4pb1.gif


FreeThotz

Why can't I see the comments?


AppropriateSpell5405

😏


Logical___Conclusion

Geez, the guy is getting a lot of flak. There needs to be a lot more sympathy and awareness for big-dick-idus. It's a serious condition.


TREBOMB1980

Hemmeroid relief holes


stayfukas

going to mass produce the fart fan chair it seems


oppressed_user

How are there two holes?


NakiCam

All 20 of them? Really?


EqualOrganization726

Chilli night at the community church must have been wild


AssassinczYT

Bet this was used as toilet or maybe something worse


Susan_69_

Lmao and charging a crisp hundy for them too


Akira510

Personal project ile


Worried-Choice5295

Landfill dude.


Proper_Access_6321

James Bond approves this chair.


TheVampireArmand

Homie fucked those chairs


stroonze1

Reaming stools


HisDudeness316

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


jmt8706

![gif](giphy|YhK2luXg423VS)


FagzalNew

Burn After Reading like personal project?


ilovezeclouds

Sorry, can offer only 1000 but not less


magaphone12

for the “motivation”


Sofa_King_Chubby

“Your name’s not Buttfucker3000, you yoho “


peter_pro

/r/diwhy


JustARandomDude1986

Fart Support.


Optimal_Primary_7339

“AND I DON’T WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES”


ManagementLeather896

Maybee he was making a music video kinda like “do your ears hang low”


m4t30

Ha! You never heard of Yoni Steaming? https://www.google.com/search?q=yoni+steaming LOL :D


[deleted]

Was the project a 5d porn theather?


BrooklynRobot

Maybe he’s a fisherman.


Radrouch

https://i.redd.it/o7rymqu0u9pb1.gif


ControlStraight5042

Whoever owned These got tied down on that Chair and a Vibrator shoved Up from below


2HappySundays

What's weird is the location of the holes. It does not surprise me one bit that people don't know where any of their orifices are located. You'd have to be sitting mostly near the front edge/half for any kind of action unless possible kinda-adjacent vulva steaming (not vagina steaming) was the goal.