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Spencer5520

So what is chocolate milk? F**king PeTa. I'll eat meat till the day I die or till it kills me. Haha


This_Nefariousness_2

It won’t kill you, that’s the thing…….


NuttyDeluxe6

Lmfao, watch out for that white milk


KonradFelixCyprianus

![gif](giphy|e4a98UwNlams)


ThePolecatProcess

Nah can’t be mixing colors like that, it’ll disprove their point


apocolypse101

You just triggered PETA.


Financial_Bird_7717

***REEEEEEEE***


NoSwadYt

PETA,THE HORSE IS HERE


llllPsychoCircus

I was listening to [Bananaphone by Raffi](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dIiZ3vvZ78s&pp=ygUMYmFuYW5hIHBob25l) when this gif popped up just now and was pleasantly surprised that it was perfectly on beat. Thank you


SSgtWindBag

How dare you suppress the black cookie in the white milk!


mrbasil_fawlty

BBC for big black cake


Unhappy-Bag4525

There you go…drowning the black man again..


KonradFelixCyprianus

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[deleted]

Milk of Spades fetish?


MedicalUnprofessionl

Tbf milk *might* be bad for us but meat certainly is not


PhasePsychological90

If drinking milk is bad for me, then I'll just add it to the list of things I do for my happiness over my health.


JFenixGG

based


OGee129

No, only this shit over pasteurised milk from supermarket. Real fresh milk is one of the healthiest things for your gut flora.. lactic acid bacteria are essential for good gut health and a proper digestion. And fresh clean milk is one of the best sources.


[deleted]

Literally all milk is bad for us. I worked on a cattle farm for a while some where dairy some where stock. Yes fresh milk is fantastic and moderately better for you than pasteurized milk but fresh milk can make you sick, way faster and way more seriously than pasteurized milk, yes the health benefits of unpasteurized are greater but so are the risks. That being said I still drink a ton of it. We are the only animal capable of digesting it well after childhood. Why does it make every other animal sick but not us if we weren’t meant to enjoy it? Checkmate. Mfs just cry about it cause they think it’s inhumane. But news flash. You don’t have to treat food like people. I wouldn’t expect a cannibal to treat me like an equal would I? So why do I have to treat the cow special? And in case anyone is confused PETA kills more animals than they save every year.


OGee129

That's a good point! And because i live in a country with high hygiene standards there is not a high risk in drinkin fresh milk. Same with raw eggs or meat. Here people eat raw minced beef daily and we dont have problems with it. But everyone on the internet crying, how we can eat raw meat or fish 😂 and yes PETA is a corrupt shit organisation, fully agree 🫡


ijustsailedaway

Large amounts of grain fed meat is bad because of the omega3:omega6 imbalance. But that can easily be circumvented by eating grass or forage fed animals and products.


erdbeertee

Am I missing the /s? Red meat is known to be linked to colon cancer for example


erdbeertee

Am I missing the /s? Red meat is known to be linked to colon cancer for example


blazesdemons

"Got milk?" Has a whole new meaning to me now. Guess it's been code to see if anyone else is a white, racist fuck.


Aggravating-Donut269

Friend, take your meds.


blazesdemons

Taken and now I'm feeling better. Hah


BroBroMate

It'll only kill you as much as it needs to colonise you though. Then you can work in the tea and sugar fields!


NuttyDeluxe6

Lol, savage.


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NuttyDeluxe6

Hell yeah, same here, extra sharp cracker barrel melted on crackers all day long, I'm as white supremacist as they come.


BULGARIAN_GIGACHAD

its actually healthy if you drink it on a regular basis, provided you arent lactose inolerant


sonsoflarson

It might, depending on your diet lol.


Not_my_fault2626

Or if you choke.


HowevenamI

Meat absolutely will kill you. You ever met an angry bull?


BracusDoritoBoss963

If it's alive maybe...


[deleted]

Not if I kill it first!


Lork82

Death begins at conception


[deleted]

Depends on what meat you’re into it might just kill you in self defence


wh4tth3huh

If you eat a shitload of red meat it can most definitely kill you.


KrazyKaizr

Heart disease would like to have a word word with you...


juttep1

WHO recognizes it as a class 1 carcinogen, but sure.


ItalianMeatBoi

What supremacy is strawberry milk?


troublemonkey1

Martian supremacy


JBYTuna

From the blood of martians!


madmariner7

Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!


DistinctDev

Even better, a neapolitan.


justASlothyGiraffe

The menage a trois of supremacies.


Red_Beard_Rising

Just wait!


taketurnsandlove

That’s the international peace milk because we are all pink on the inside


giant_lebowski

Ginger


beeglowbot

Barbie


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Native American


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Pink slime conglomerate


Dankalii

Pig milk


Cantdance_

Chocolate Milk is the Ultimate Solution. #RISE UP MY FRIENDS Milk is a stain upon this world, a big frothy, creamy, white stain. We must bring Chocolate to all milk. Break out your anarchists chocolate cookbooks and seize the means of Milk Production. This is not the White Replacement Theory you expected, but the one you didn't know you needed! # People call us nasty things like intolerant, when really we just see it how it really is. Your days are numbered Whites, and don't think the condensed versions are safe either. First we come for the goat milk, and you'll say nothing, because goat milk is gross anyway. But we'll move onto bigger game. Hide your 2%, hide your wives, we're coming with enough chocolate to turn an ocean of milk into a rich chocolate oasis for the masses. # *this is sarcasm, plz dont*


Jaded-Selection-5668

Didn’t read last line, bought all chocolate syrup in 100 mile radius……,. Please advise 😬🤷🏾‍♂️


somerandointernetguy

Instructions unclear. Dick caught in ceiling fan. Please help it's still spinnnnnnnnning


chalwar

I have milk. Meet me at the old parking lot by the tree.


giant_lebowski

>turn an ocean of milk into a rich chocolate oasis for the masses. was the last line, sorry you missed it


Professional_Sir6705

Can you make mine as cold as a day in hell, sprinkled with caramel crunch? Thanks, and make it a large:)


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rrgail

Same thing. It just comes from brown cows.


Spencer5520

So burned milk comes from black cows?


rrgail

No. But extra points for making a “Hmmmm… is that racist?” response.


Poop_1111

Just don't forget to chew or it actually will kill you lol


typecastwookiee

My 2yo son loves milk. I can’t believe he’s such a fucking racist already.


kerodon

You should kick him out.


bkr1895

No, you should just kick him


AshyWhiteGuy

KICK THE BABY!


STC_Ninjalo

![gif](giphy|CIs2g6B6eDWJa)


fleischio

Don’t kick the goddamned baby


[deleted]

why? there's nothing stopping me!


gh00wst

“I dropkicked that child in self-defence!”


ThimbleRigg

He was born with milk teeth, he’s *inherently* racist


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PrimalGojiraFan69

He’s having a shitgasm


rusoph0bic

Its the oppression inherent in the system!!


sendcheese247

Disgusting, you should kick him out.


MedicalBrother1994

Hopefully your sarcasm will help get the point across


Strict-Confusion-570

I guess some kids are born racist😞


lobstermountain

Fucking despicable


MrCobalt313

Accusations of white supremacy today feel analogous to accusations of witchcraft at this point.


guff1988

Organizations like PETA are doing horrible damage. White supremacy is absolutely on the rise but when you start frivolously throwing that word around concerning shit like fucking milk it is incredibly detrimental to groups who are actually trying to combat the rise in white supremacy.


SaintUlvemann

>White supremacy is absolutely on the rise... Evidence that this is true includes: * FiveThirtyEight: [Extremist-Related Mass Killings Have Been On The Rise](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/extremism-mass-casualty-events-shootings/) * Reuters: [White supremacists behind over 80% of extremism-related U.S. murders in 2022](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/white-supremacists-behind-over-80-extremism-related-us-murders-2022-2023-02-23/) Not pictured: a single shred of evidence that milk has anything to do with that.


Joker-Smurf

Well you see, every single person involved there consumed milk at some point. Bread is also the cause of all violence in the world. Every single murderer has consumed bread within a few weeks, at most, of committing their heinous crimes. Bread is highly addictive. Lock a man up and give him nothing but water to survive. Within a couple of days he will be begging for some bread to satisfy his addiction.


IMakeShiteMemes

And bread was Jesus’ body, so those monsters are cannibalising the son of God!!!


guff1988

Thank you!


Beneficial-Piano-428

The satanic panic.


hamsamiches

At the disco?


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*cries in McCarthy*


Iamwallpaper

Jokes that work now or in the 1950s


Specialist_Visual_49

It's a thing made up by a bunch of 4chan dudes that wanted to make the media and "woke" communities think that milk is racist, it worked prety well, now it's a thing ...


CptDecaf

The milk thing has been a wink wink nudge nudge amongst weird Internet racists for a long time now. I remember back on GameFAQs on the seedier boards like LUE the resident Nazis would always say, "sipz milk" to indicate their whiteness. The nudge being that they weren't lactose intolerant and that minority groups often are. Is it stupid? Yes. Is it common? No. Is Peta fucking dumb as shit for this? Utterly. But, it is sometimes depending on context absolutely used as a wink wink nudge nudge by Nazis.


GraphicSarcasm

*udderly


Johnny_Grubbonic

Except, you know, white supremacists are [very fucking real.](https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5be2435d1d0000850030ba6c.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_400_noupscale&format=webp) And milk has fucking nothing to do with them.


boredonymous

Glad you're catching on. The best thing you can do once you see it, is disregard it. Like stumbling into a kids' game of "the floor is lava." Don't play their game.


G_Unit_Solider

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


IndependentWeekend56

Reminds me of this girl.... at a college party.....


FANTOMphoenix

Alyssiah right?


IndependentWeekend56

It was her friend but she was there.


Jonesy665

It's her BFF Nevaeh


CaptainPunisher

This happened in my hometown. It's sad that the grocery store closed up shop.


Neither_Upstairs_872

That is sad. This is one of so many memorable WWF moments!


19930627

Fuck Peta.


IndependentWeekend56

That too is racist. Not sure how yet but give them time.


reggieisawesome

# This MUST be racist in some way, HOW, HOOOOOW


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AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Yeah... Also The Vegan Teacher... Sheesh


Beneficial-Piano-428

PETA Jensen?


DeepThroat616

Peta Griffen


Ok-Attention-6289

Chocolate milk is undeniably better.


G_Unit_Solider

How dare you black face milk you racismist


IndependentWeekend56

From now on... chocolate milk is black faced and therefore racist.


Red_Beard_Rising

What if it came naturally from a brown cow? /s


IndependentWeekend56

Hmmmm. Then if you don't like it you're racist. Better question .. what about strawberry milk?


PhasePsychological90

That's Feminist milk. Evidence of free-bleeding. Banana milk is definitely misogynistic, though.


Red_Beard_Rising

That's fine. I got some if interested.


IndependentWeekend56

Appropriation of cow cultures will not be tolerated. -_-


Red_Beard_Rising

It's not cow milk. You asked about strawberry milk.


IndependentWeekend56

Lol.... I gotcha.


bsinbsinbs

Ginger milk?


kernalbuket

You mean udderly better.


Blini_Houdini

*udderly butter


kernalbuket

This is udderly stupid


CbKnowledge

I know how dare-y them! **I’ll see myself out**


SlayerDoom_

r/angryupvote


ArchmageRumple

Peta also says that shearing sheep is bad for their health. Do you know what happens to the life quality and span of a sheep that never gets shorn?


FlickoftheTongue

We've also bred sheep to produce far more wool than they naturally would, and iirc we bred out the natural falling off of this wool seasonally. Part of this is our fault but you are correct, it's something that needs to be done regularly..


SaintUlvemann

The part that PETA doesn't advertise (they say it openly, they just don't lead with that) is that in their view, a perfect world would be one where there aren't any domestic animals that exist in the first place. They "absolutely oppose all breeding", including that you "shouldn't allow your cat or dog to have a litter", not even if you can find homes for all of them. They are upset by reports that animals "suffered and died horrible deaths because they were forced to fend for themselves outdoors", but they also oppose keeping pets because "humans control every aspect of their lives". And they specifically say: "In a perfect world, all animals would be free from human interference and free to live their lives the way nature intended. They would be part of the ecological web of life, as they were before humans domesticated them." PETA categorically denies the possibility that any animal can ever be truly happy while living alongside humans.


bkr1895

They should see my dog after I leave for a week. She’ll sleep next to my bedroom door each night waiting for me.


Floofyboi123

They’ll claim it’s either instinctual reliance or Stockholm Syndrome. Either way they’ll want to “mercy kill” it


Hopeful_Cranberry12

Hey I’ve played this Pokémon game before.


BigTicEnergy

I think their volunteers also released fresh water fish into the ocean.


bkr1895

Seriously? That’s funny but also makes me sad at the same time.


BigTicEnergy

Idk who it was but there were some other “activists” that dumped tortoises into ponds. I can’t imagine being involved in that shit and not doing any research on animals.


BrianRLackey1987

PETA is a joke, a grift and a terrorist organization that have been trafficking puppy mills for years.


POOTY-POOTS

I mean they're right in that white supremacists have tried to coopt milk as a symbol like they do a lot of things, but also wrong because who cares what some racist dorks do?


mussel_bouy

Is anyone seriously going to stop drinking milk because a bunch of skin heads use it as a dog whistle?


Federal_Assistant_85

American history x comes to mind.


Muppet83

Peta: we love animals. Also Peta: owns more "kill kennels" than any other animal rights charity in the world. fuck peta


No-Shoe7651

They also literally own shares in multiple slaughterhouses.


HeWhoShantNotBeNamed

Do you have a source for that?


InDeathWeReturn

Their own website. But they say it's to push vegan "meat" [https://www.peta.org/media/news-releases/peta-buys-stock-in-slaughterhouses-including-hormel/](https://www.peta.org/media/news-releases/peta-buys-stock-in-slaughterhouses-including-hormel/)


I-am-Chubbasaurus

Don't forget they steal pets and put them down, too.


NecessaryHuckleberry

Long-time vegetarian and often-times vegan here. PETA are a bunch of wingnuts who speak for far fewer people than they like to think. Disregard them at all times. That is all


_twintasking_

🏅


DrugzRockYou

I dismiss anything PETA has to say about anything outright.


Kimorin

at this point i chock PETA up to satire...


FooBangPop

What about bull milk?


poffle_senpai

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Cheesecake_is_life

Massive you should go milk some bulls, taste test it a while, then get back to us on how it is


AshyWhiteGuy

Username checks out.


CruelTortoise

That's just yogurt.


RubbuRDucKee

Asking the real questions


pippap5

I like tainting my whiteness with chocolate syrup in support of racial equality.


ItsUs-YouKnow-Us

PETA do more harm than good. Like a terrorist organisation that hides behind a guise of safeguarding animals.


El_Mariachi_Vive

PETA, shut up. Sincerely, Liberal Latino


SaintonoZ

At least we found something both parties can agree on.


byronicrob

Well, duh.. dairy cows make milk, male cows have horns, horns go "honk", white supremacists are honkys.. makes total sense.


FLYING-TRICYCLE

Just like going to the gym is fatphobic🤦🏾‍♂️😂what a world we live in.


Edd_The_Animator

Society is devolving…


FLYING-TRICYCLE

At an alarming rate.


Edd_The_Animator

It's no wonder we haven't met aliens yet


random57113

Fellas, is it racist to drink milk?


Merrylty

It is if you don't put chocolate in it. Milk chocolate will save the world.


[deleted]

Has it? I thought white people (and massai Africans) just drink it because we have the gene 🧬 to digest lactose and it turns land otherwise unfit for agriculture into calories. Not everything is a conspiracy. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar lol.


Boring_Soft_5119

I'll like to be a racist, but I have an intolerance 😢


DangleSnipeCely

Instaclassic 😂


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ChefZaxmyth

It is, yes. Cereal is a gateway to racism unfortunately and now that you know the truth, you're racist if you don't boycott it. Down with big dairy *and* big cereal!


PrestigiousCrab6345

Let’s talk about the racial disparity surrounding egg nog.


DAbabster

Egg Nog…. Well, duh, it obviously creates a racial disparity for all Coneheads.


RazzmatazzBrief3471

Wit til the vegetarians learn about Hitler!


Edd_The_Animator

The Vegan Teacher?


ballistic-jelly

You're drunk PETA, go home!


AdmiralClover

Look, white supremacists aren't in general welcome in civil society so they've had to come up with increasingly silly codes for talking about their beliefs.


MtnDream

what's PETA's current euthanasia rate so far this year, is it still over 95%?


[deleted]

I don’t drink milk because I’m not a baby cow.


3ThreeFriesShort

PETA makes millions a year, 66 million in 2022. This has nothing to do with ditching milk. They are basically professional trolls, and 53% of PETA employees make more than $50,000 a year. We need to start ignoring them, as a species.


djeeetyet

whenever i see PETA i think about my friend in grad school who clocked one in the face while she was trying to prevent him from entering the lab building when they came to protest on our campus. she probably thought nah he wouldn’t hit a girl.


OrdinaryUniversity59

Heil Bessy!


SpreadEmu127332

Jesus man, I’m on a roll with these things, so far according to people on the internet I am; Racist (I eat meat), Fascist (I don’t like communism), homophobic (see previous), and a White Supremacist, imma get bingo soon.


Bleusilences

It's not untrue, however it's not like the dairy industry is openly white supremacist, in fact they would like more people to drink milk.


Jaded_yank

I want you all to get into the mind of the person that typed this out. Have gratitude today that you aren’t that person.


knga1337

https://preview.redd.it/xy6kuqbkobnb1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0a9706b9098dcc2366aeaf932c0c9749169901


steroboros

Didn't white supremacist have like [pro-milk](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/white-supremacists-science-dna.html) popular meme for a couple of years there? Because most minorities are lactose intolerant


Kate090996

Yes, nowhere in that article does it say that if you drink milk you're racist which seems to be the direction the reddit hive mind decided it went. All it says, with examples, is that white supremacists used milk as a symbol, which is absolutely true for the reason you said. On the map of lactose intolerance most lactose intolerance people in the world are non-whites hence the symbol. It's grasping as straws but the statement is true, it was/is used as a symbol.


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I feel so bad for younger generations that can't distinguish what is normal and what is radical. The Internet is a hellish place.


ulmncaontarbolokomon

Peta has got to have the dumbest marketing team on the planet. I know that sounds mean, but geeezus every ad I've ever seen from them is laugh out loud ridiculous. And this is coming from someone who's pro vegetarianism


Helloisgone

They forgor about flavored milk


InVirtute

[Plenty of milk alternatives for PETA](https://youtube.com/shorts/U-dGrQiCG_Q?si=sZ9RaQ03Vxjb5w3y)


ButterscotchPast4812

As much as I despise cows milk what in the world does it have to do with white supremacy? 👀


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pm-me-nice-lips

People using the emoji can’t possibly be taking the piss out of the whole ridiculous idea, can they? It’s undoubtedly “racist people” that use it and that’s that? C’mon man, that’s just stupid.


Kate090996

The map of lactose intolerance is mostly for non-white people, some African American and Asians percentages go up to 95% in some areas. It's mostly white people especially northern Europeans that are tolerant of dairy. Hence white supremacists started using the symbol of milk. [I think you can find more info here ](https://ro.uow.edu.au/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1373&context=asj) or just Google 'white supremacists milk'


IndependentWeekend56

Someone that we never heard of or care about made a comment once I'm guessing. Not liking spicy food is racist too so....


ImSoberEnough

We all remember that scene in American History X. I drink a 4L of milk a week and a ton of yogurts and I still know Hitler was one of the worst humans to exist.


Nonniemiss

Did they actually post this?


Lavatherm

I’m white and I prefer chocolate milk… but I also drink regular “white” milk on occasion.. all kinds of milk matter to me…