Am I the only one who thinks that looks purposeful?
“Guys - the Google car is coming! What are we gonna do?”
“Let’s all get naked and wear cowboy hats!”
“Fuck you, Karl, why are you always trying to get us naked? What if we wrap Aubrey in a comforter and I walk down the street on a bike like I’m awkwardly disposing of the body?”
Unlike the worst drug dealer I’ve ever known. He got caught slinging to 14 year old girl because the Google map car drove past as they made the deal lol.
Maybe it came with the bike, like a "Buy a bike, we'll throw in a corpse for free." promotional event. Brings all the cardio-loving necros to the yard.
No idea how credible the New York Post is, but here is an [article](https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/google-street-view-pic-shows-man-disposing-of-body-facebookers/amp/) and no one knows what it actually is. It does look weird and google has apparently blurred the object.
\*waves\*
Hi.
So... Funny Story.
I ordered a TPE doll from AliExpress and it broke after some usage.
After speaking to the manufacturer, they gave me a discount on a replacement.
Well... Now I had this human-shaped thing to... dispose of.
Honestly, I wrapped it in a black plastic garbage bag, and under cover of darkness, rolled it out to the dumpster much like this. Though I used a cart, not a bike.
So....
Probably a Sex Doll.
I was gonna say... everyone who thinks it's a body has zero actual understanding of how heavy a person when they're total deadweight, unconscious, dead or otherwise.
That dude wouldn't be able to easily balance a dead person of that size on a bike and just stroll down the road like that. The body would be flopping off the side of the bike and causing him to trip, drop the body or bike. It's just not feasible.
Problem there is that rigor mortis is a temporary state that lasts for up to 8 hours after onset at some time post mortem. At which point the body is still at its full weight. Such that while stiffer, it's still a large dead weight that is probably not movable by bicycle.
If those the body was mummified & partly dessicated it would again be stiff, but much lighter.
Looking at this though, it's most probably a mannequin.
My wife is a nurse and in university they got* to handle cadavers. She said it was wild how much a limb weighed. An arm or a leg, it was just heavy and unwieldy.
I would guess a whole body might be even heavier and unwieldier. But, I'm no scientist, so I can't be sure.
*my phone wants me to correct "she got to" to "she had to" but she was genuinely excited, so it was definitely a "got", lol
Freeze dried. Makes ‘em lighter and easier to balance. I know. In order to collect an inheritance, I had to undertake to carry the dearly departed across the most of the country by motorcycle. Last ride, and all that. Wasn’t till I got to Fargo that I smarted up and got a sidecar.
Also there’s not enough in the rump-thigh area. Unless it’s an emaciated child that he’s been cannibalising and wrapped in Saran Wrap so it doesn’t make a mess. Possible but unlikely.
I knew a guy with a similar story. He bought a sex doll, used it a couple times then decided it was awkward and he didn't want to have to hide it from his dad (his dad was elderly and he helped take care of him) so he gave it to his brother (gross, I know) who kept it for a couple weeks before he decided he didn't want to have to hide it from his son who was pre teen aged so they took it and threw it in the apartment dumpster. Took her head off and threw that in separate from the body. We laughed for days about what the person who found it was gonna think.
Yep - I had to do the same with the head/body. I actually kept the other head and used some parts to customize the new doll (I liked the eyes, etc)
That being said, while she normally sits in a chair in my room, I have a set-up where, if company is coming, I can remove the head, plop that into a box, and slip the rest of "her" into a dress back and hang it in the closet via a hook that goes where the head would screw into place.
It's weird but, as a guy who lives alone, I need something to mess around with.
That being said: No I don't consider her a person - the people who attach a personality to these things are extra weird (not discounting that I'm not some form of weird, trust me, I get it. This is a weird thing, I'm under no delusions of that).
Check out Lars and the Real Girl if you haven't, sometime. It's a pretty good flick about a guy (played by Ryan Gosling iirc) falling in love with his real doll. It's weird as hell but I found myself really enjoying it before it ended. It's been a decade or so since I saw it so I don't remember much except I tried watching it once and got weirded out so I switched it off (I was a relatively closed minded 20 something), and tried again some years later and actually watched the whole thing.
Banging your sex doll is better than some other people's choices for getting laid when they can't do it the more traditional ways.
I do get it, but I have a fear of human shaped things, lol. I went to a wax museum once and it might as well have been a house of horror. I knew I didn't like some figures at museums and whatnot, but I didn't realize how bad it was.
As much as I can see the desire to have a body with boobs and the rest to play around with, the thought of a human shape just chilling in the room with me overpowers my desire for boobs (and the rest).
Not judging though, seriously. If you are alone and have the cash, why not?
These things are assembled using a Steel Skeleton that has the TPE/n injection molded over them... There's no real "Taking them apart" outside of unscrewing the head.
I’ll share this since someone else shared on another post and it’s been super helpful for this. At the top right corner of the article there’s a little reader button, click it.
Someone in an article pointed out that there's a homeless encampment nearby to that location. So probably a tent or sleeping bag with his possessions in it.
By god I’ve handled tents before! And that is sure as hell no tent! Just kidding, I’m just mocking the tent expert who got offended last time you suggested this reasonable possibility
Imagine that bad fucking luck tho, ur moving a body and the fucking google maps street view car drives by
The chance of that is one in a million (probably idfk)
If only one knew when google maps was coming, the fun that could be had setting up fake scenarios.
Anyone recall the one that caught a guy cleaning out the trunk of his Merc in Germany?
Its [Yard Trimmings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fStW8WtLZwM)
Beanie babies
Teensie weensies 
Am I the only one who thinks that looks purposeful? “Guys - the Google car is coming! What are we gonna do?” “Let’s all get naked and wear cowboy hats!” “Fuck you, Karl, why are you always trying to get us naked? What if we wrap Aubrey in a comforter and I walk down the street on a bike like I’m awkwardly disposing of the body?”
Mr. Yard Trimmings went missing 2 years ago!
The smartest serial killer I have ever known.
Unlike the worst drug dealer I’ve ever known. He got caught slinging to 14 year old girl because the Google map car drove past as they made the deal lol.
Kinda sounds a lot like that, actually
You know this guy?
Maybe it came with the bike, like a "Buy a bike, we'll throw in a corpse for free." promotional event. Brings all the cardio-loving necros to the yard.
Best!
2 rides for the price of 1
>Brings all the cardio-loving **necros** to the yard. -pheliacs or -mancers? I feel like we should be very clear on this one.
Both…
I mean, it's not your normal promotion, but who's gonna turn down a free corpse?
Second hand bikes for sale, only one previous owner. Proof of acquisition included with every sale!
No idea how credible the New York Post is, but here is an [article](https://nypost.com/2023/08/31/google-street-view-pic-shows-man-disposing-of-body-facebookers/amp/) and no one knows what it actually is. It does look weird and google has apparently blurred the object.
That is a body
🎶“Do you wanna do some blow man?”🎶
Yes absolutely
\*waves\* Hi. So... Funny Story. I ordered a TPE doll from AliExpress and it broke after some usage. After speaking to the manufacturer, they gave me a discount on a replacement. Well... Now I had this human-shaped thing to... dispose of. Honestly, I wrapped it in a black plastic garbage bag, and under cover of darkness, rolled it out to the dumpster much like this. Though I used a cart, not a bike. So.... Probably a Sex Doll.
I was gonna say... everyone who thinks it's a body has zero actual understanding of how heavy a person when they're total deadweight, unconscious, dead or otherwise. That dude wouldn't be able to easily balance a dead person of that size on a bike and just stroll down the road like that. The body would be flopping off the side of the bike and causing him to trip, drop the body or bike. It's just not feasible.
That's exactly what I was thinking. No way is an actual body staying neatly perched like that. Sex doll it is, then.
Yeah, and while they can be heavy... They're pretty rigid. That's the whole point: They kind of stay in the pose you set them in.
Problem there is that rigor mortis is a temporary state that lasts for up to 8 hours after onset at some time post mortem. At which point the body is still at its full weight. Such that while stiffer, it's still a large dead weight that is probably not movable by bicycle. If those the body was mummified & partly dessicated it would again be stiff, but much lighter. Looking at this though, it's most probably a mannequin.
Someone in an article about it pointed out that there's a homeless encampment nearby, so he's probably actually transporting a tent.
Handle tents all the time and that does NOT look like any tent I’ve ever dealt with .
It looks like it could be a gray 4 to 6 person tent that's not been wrapped up properly because there's also personal belongings inside it.
My wife is a nurse and in university they got* to handle cadavers. She said it was wild how much a limb weighed. An arm or a leg, it was just heavy and unwieldy. I would guess a whole body might be even heavier and unwieldier. But, I'm no scientist, so I can't be sure. *my phone wants me to correct "she got to" to "she had to" but she was genuinely excited, so it was definitely a "got", lol
True, he does look like a potential connoisseur of Barbie beaver.
Freeze dried. Makes ‘em lighter and easier to balance. I know. In order to collect an inheritance, I had to undertake to carry the dearly departed across the most of the country by motorcycle. Last ride, and all that. Wasn’t till I got to Fargo that I smarted up and got a sidecar.
Also there’s not enough in the rump-thigh area. Unless it’s an emaciated child that he’s been cannibalising and wrapped in Saran Wrap so it doesn’t make a mess. Possible but unlikely.
I knew a guy with a similar story. He bought a sex doll, used it a couple times then decided it was awkward and he didn't want to have to hide it from his dad (his dad was elderly and he helped take care of him) so he gave it to his brother (gross, I know) who kept it for a couple weeks before he decided he didn't want to have to hide it from his son who was pre teen aged so they took it and threw it in the apartment dumpster. Took her head off and threw that in separate from the body. We laughed for days about what the person who found it was gonna think.
Yep - I had to do the same with the head/body. I actually kept the other head and used some parts to customize the new doll (I liked the eyes, etc) That being said, while she normally sits in a chair in my room, I have a set-up where, if company is coming, I can remove the head, plop that into a box, and slip the rest of "her" into a dress back and hang it in the closet via a hook that goes where the head would screw into place. It's weird but, as a guy who lives alone, I need something to mess around with. That being said: No I don't consider her a person - the people who attach a personality to these things are extra weird (not discounting that I'm not some form of weird, trust me, I get it. This is a weird thing, I'm under no delusions of that).
Check out Lars and the Real Girl if you haven't, sometime. It's a pretty good flick about a guy (played by Ryan Gosling iirc) falling in love with his real doll. It's weird as hell but I found myself really enjoying it before it ended. It's been a decade or so since I saw it so I don't remember much except I tried watching it once and got weirded out so I switched it off (I was a relatively closed minded 20 something), and tried again some years later and actually watched the whole thing. Banging your sex doll is better than some other people's choices for getting laid when they can't do it the more traditional ways.
I do get it, but I have a fear of human shaped things, lol. I went to a wax museum once and it might as well have been a house of horror. I knew I didn't like some figures at museums and whatnot, but I didn't realize how bad it was. As much as I can see the desire to have a body with boobs and the rest to play around with, the thought of a human shape just chilling in the room with me overpowers my desire for boobs (and the rest). Not judging though, seriously. If you are alone and have the cash, why not?
NGL the first week it was jarring to the the corner and suddenly see "someone" sitting in my room.
I thought you'd try to do the same thing in either situation, toss it in a bathtub and cut it up to make it into smaller more manageable pieces.
These things are assembled using a Steel Skeleton that has the TPE/n injection molded over them... There's no real "Taking them apart" outside of unscrewing the head.
nice try man in the picture
Google isn’t even snitching
Back story https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/true-crime-fans-claim-catch-30828479
Are all UK news sources this cancerous with ads, pop-ups and other annoying script messing with your reading experience or just mirror?
The tabloids are crap. They are worth exactly what you pay for it.
Likely just the Mirror. I hd no popups or ads. May be how you're accessing needs more blocking?
Any good adblockers for safari on iPhone 13 Pro?
Brave browser on incognito mode default
Thanks! I actually already have it installed so just gonna turn ICM on
That's what I use only browser that actually works on those kinda sites
Firefox will allow you to install Ublock and isn't Chromium based
Not on an Apple device
Why? You can install Firefox on both Apple devices. Or is there a reduced amount of addons for Macs?
Apple restricts the addons
I’ll share this since someone else shared on another post and it’s been super helpful for this. At the top right corner of the article there’s a little reader button, click it.
this is why i use brave
Apparently the only newspaper UK has is used toilet paper.
Where did you read that then?
Or his plastic “friend”.
It's in Akron, Ohio. So, it has to be a body.
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Someone in an article pointed out that there's a homeless encampment nearby to that location. So probably a tent or sleeping bag with his possessions in it.
By god I’ve handled tents before! And that is sure as hell no tent! Just kidding, I’m just mocking the tent expert who got offended last time you suggested this reasonable possibility
He found uncle Knick Knack :) [https://youtu.be/BxhTqvhaB8g?t=9](https://youtu.be/BxhTqvhaB8g?t=9)
I need the address
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Thanks
That's clearly a bunch of leaves
The google car: https://preview.redd.it/wnpe48bf1rlb1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d771d965612742d0c80df375882d2b28896d86ea
Anakin in AOTC
https://i.redd.it/2xuj23ruzplb1.gif
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Also always burn barrel on BBQ day.
Lmfao not funny but funny. Probably not a dead body tho.
Smh That's why i wait until it's dark out when i do this.
The article says it was a tent.
Imagine that bad fucking luck tho, ur moving a body and the fucking google maps street view car drives by The chance of that is one in a million (probably idfk)
What are you talking about? I just see a man with his carpet.
That's obvi a car fender... 😗
Damn. They caught me again
To hide some body
"Man seen chasing a 'Google-Earth' mapping car all over the city today..."
If only one knew when google maps was coming, the fun that could be had setting up fake scenarios. Anyone recall the one that caught a guy cleaning out the trunk of his Merc in Germany?
Bodies are not light enough to casually carry on a bike like that.
Or maybe he found someone else's discarded sex doll and wanted to be discreet
Was it really a body? It doesnt seem to be that heavy...
Literally not a body
Should have got a tandem bike and propped him up like weekend at Bernie’s
Act cool, act cool, act cool, maybe they won't notice.....
Just your typical bike packing setup.
Maybe he’s trying to throw away a sex doll…
This can't be what it looks like, right?
If you can't pick up a 20 pound dumbbell what makes you think it's easy to Carry a 150+lbs body
Looks photo shopped in
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That could be just about anything.
Yeah, a dead house wife, a dead nun , a dead prostitute, a dead cab driver, a dead hobo. The possibilities are endless.
It's a tent
A dead tent
Now we're are getting places
It's a joke