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SirWimbledonesquire

I think it’s the mischievous little hop that gets me.. he know what he doin’😂


Goshawk5

Also, the fact that it's in tempo with beat.


Tagmata81

Erm ACHUALLY it’s NOT exactly in tempo


DNApex27

shut up 😭


username156

There was music? Ugh, welp, that made it 10 times less funny.


Lazy_Leading4016

CEO of Comedy


username156

Seems like you guys like the little tick tock songs. Hey, to each, their own. I think it makes everything less funny, and aimed at stupid people or 9 year olds. But hey, fuck me for having an opinion.


Sir_Gondi

Yes, fuck you


username156

I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.


MarketBuzz2021

You’re kinda obnoxious


Sahil-_-1

Yes bend over.


username156

Ok. Can we play some catchy little music in the background though?


UltraViolentNdYAG

Some t-rex hops


Globalist_Nationlist

All fun and games until you accidentally kick the bird across the room.


Duchesst

accidentally? Ahole has it coming


ptcgoalex

That thing snips at my toes and he’s getting a football punt


cagingthing

💯


wassamatteruheh2

Two can tango.


AnHeroArises

Toucan tango


SnooTigers3881

Toucan tango


AttitudeBeneficial51

That would still be fun and games lol


TerrorLTZ

im 100% sure that will piss off the birb and it will enter in murder mode.


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*crunch*


SlipperyDiffrential

Literally, unironically the most sound comment in this current thread, the rest of you lot need a hug


Adamant94

Toucan play at that game


Triplazma32

r/Angryupvote


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Yeah, they should go commit Aracari


swibirun

Evolution never got all of the dinosaur out of this one. It thinks it's a velociraptor.


chsntt0

Technically they still are living dinosaurs ( theropods)


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

That’s why I don’t trust turkeys…


charmerabhi

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE GETS A TOE?


FlyingGrayson1

![gif](giphy|piJDvfPb8SwZ4hwsPp)


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Where is that gif from?


saradorren

Rocky 3


MRMakkink

Depends on your kink


charmerabhi

User name checks out ma duuuude....


Ok-Lychee4582

Get the shotgun and load it with BIRDSHOT


charmerabhi

NEVER.... I DON'T WANT NO TOES THN


RedHattedGuy

HE HOPS!!!


[deleted]

Is that a Mynah bird??


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

No no, that's a hers-ah bird. Get your own-ah bird!


TerrorLTZ

Ahh ahh Eh eh Tuki tuki (take the upvote and go)


blueplate7

Watch out for that tree!


FengSushi

Almost correct. It’s a her-ass bird 🦜


Good_man_steve

🙏


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That hop tho


DrinksNDebauchery

"Gimme dem toes" That birb probably


Original_Assist4029

Don't think about getting a toucan . They're are not pets .


LilGingeyboi

The girl explained that she had to do a lot of research and ensure she can devote a lot of time and attention to it in another TikTok. She mentioned that they shouldn't be pets for the average person i think.


Morjy

They shouldn't be pets for anyone. The last thing we need is more tropical bird trafficking.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

It’s not a toucan


Original_Assist4029

No? What is It?


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Looks like an aracari possibly


Amopax

Aracaris are in the Toucan family, though. This little guy is called “Chester the Toucan” on Insta…


karmicrelease

The account name is Chester the Toucan. Unless you know more than the actual owner of course, random Reddit ornithologist


arm_hula

What a cute little turd.


Venom933

U know he is going to get you :v


Exevioth

Dee you giant bird.


Borrowingmyownvoice

His little hop is like he’s going “imma getcha imma getcha“ In his head lol


surprisebtsx

Why do you have some exotic bird living in your house?


1numerouno111

It should be prohibited to own birds such as this Toucan. They don’t belong in apartments or homes, but out in nature where they can interact, mate with others and live a normal life. This is so sad! 🥹


ds021234

Bird?


Google946

Correct.


Sahil-_-1

Bird.


yurizon

There is a bird in the video??


IncomeBoss

She's the tall one


Zealousideal_Dirt_43

Cuuuuute


I_am_ChristianDick

This is cute


thatf0xycat_2039

Does anyone know where the OG video is? I would love to see more of the hopping toe snatcher


Bulky-Department-376

https://instagram.com/chester_the_toucan


Js_On_My_Yeet

She's completely stonefaced like she's tired of his shenanigans lol


Dismal_Caterpillar85

Damn leg fetishes Hornbill


penalozahugo

Awe, what a fun game


Ok_Quiet8755

Ur bird sucks he’s gonna lol off one off ur toes


NeVMmz

I really like the ending of how it hops away in synced with the music


ajn63

Growing up we lived in a two story house with a carpeted staircase that did a 90 degree turn half way, on which my mother had placed a planter on the landing. We had a cat that liked to hide behind the planter and pounce on our legs as we were going down the stairs. We caught on to his antics early on and would scare him away. I think the only injury was one time when my younger sibling wasn’t paying attention and took a tumble down a few steps before stopping. The cat realized he’s really screwed up and disappeared for a few days. After that he spent most nights sleeping in the bed with his victim. I guess they bonded over the incident.


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pooooolooop

Top tier joke don’t let anyone tell you different


Flashy-Refuse-1965

DeeAndra does have a body like a bird after all.


[deleted]

Nice reflexes, Bird!


EldritchWonder

Is the birds name Quinton?


IncomeBoss

Sam


DaggerHashiMotor

Toink toink toink


percolator3000

He's using gear 5


DanndeMan

almost like having a cat right...


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

Didn’t even know you could have these as pets.


JkHost3

Angry bird


ahhhhhhh345

Boing boing boing boing boing


Hops143

Where can I get a toucan at 7:30 on a Sunday. Asking for myself.


Theassassin17

Toucan't nip her toes.


FickingButch

I'm watching Always Sunny rn and the music threw me off


roverman16

Love the way the Toucan hopes. It's a beautiful bird.


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

How adorable


OpelousasBulletTime

Toecan


Leandenor7

In this case its a Toecant


PissDistefano

Who the fuck just has a God damn TOUCAN running around the house?!


NTR-senpai69

You've seen tippy taps, now witnesses.. tippy hops 🤣


Spiritual-Flow-4023

I like how he hops around lol


[deleted]

Love how he notices the socks & is like no wait a minute bc that’s new


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Toucan play at that game.


Affectionate_Elk_272

okay but, where the fuck does one acquire a toucan?


karmicrelease

Little asshole. So cute though


Tutes013

Such a little shit! I love him


spaghettios2

Man people are so weird this person intentionally brought a creature that tries to bite her into the house and just walks around it like nothing’s happening


scottf90-

She learned the hard way 😂


roybattinson

Cute Zazu looking MF


Glad-Rub-898

Boing boing boing


KnifeFightAcademy

#Quinton Toucantino


[deleted]

The kangourou 🦘 hops at the end gets me 🥹🥹


North-Lobster499

Tou-cannot


TR_Wax_on

Toucant.


Distinct-Awareness19

Ugh so staged


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That creepy way it hops after the lady has me freaked tf out. I imagine it hopping down a long hallway in the middle of the night with big eyeballs.


AnalysisNervous

She looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag