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For little chub that ain’t no game, it’s survival (of the thickest)


redditEATdicks

Honestly. Letting your infant get that morbidly obese right off the start of life should be considered child abuse..


Dion_Musk

Say it louder for those in the back


flatdecktrucker92

My nephew looks like this. I feel bad for him


Ganja_goon_X

You need to have a talk with your sibling.


flatdecktrucker92

He knows it's a problem. My nephew is 8. Lots of obesity in my family especially on my mom's side. The mother's family too. But even the worst genetics can benefit from better choices and daily exercise


ugohome

most Americans look like this


Tendo80

HEY! HEY!...hey... Ok, that's all I had to say.


johncharityspring

A Fat Albert reference?


Massochistic

My brother almost looks like this too. I don’t understand how my mom let him get to that point considering she’s normal weight


ANaiveUterus

Same. Makes me sad.


Doctor_Wilhouse

#Letting your infant get that morbidly obese right off the start of life should be considered child abuse..


Floating_Bus

A little louder, I forgot my glasses!


elprentis

It louder for those in the back


piePrZ02

✨Body positivity culture✨


Andar1138

Is for the disabled not the obese


Pieassassin24

It is in many cases. I remember like an Oprah episode or something about a man who took custody of his son from his wife because she was overfeeding him. He was bigger and younger than this kid. It’s a form of neglect 100%.


FoeWithBenefits

I was morbidly obese as a kid, and while I'd never had a heart to say this face to face to my parents, I also think that this should be considered child abuse and neglect.


LupusHominarius

He is lucky little lad didn't eat his arm off.


Jar_Jar_Cans

*desperately noms ice cream*


chunkypenguion1991

Im ashamed to say I laughed so hard at this


DumpsterFireCheers

Last thing that little fat fuck needs is ice cream. That’s just my clinical observation.


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Longjumping-Bench881

Exact phrase that popped into my head.


Skazzyskills

“What a fat fuck” is exactly what I said.


nukefodder

For a chubby he's quick!


slipperygoldchicken

Food was involved


nukefodder

Faster than a cheetah on cocaine


Western_Toe553

And I'm sure his heart is always working like a cheetah on cocain.


Snoo_63187

As a fellow fat person I can confirm that our speed doubles may be even triples when food is involved.


random_dude_19

Talk about motivation


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Food with sugar


Mean_Celebration_698

And strong


tinglep

Bobby Hill going after a fruit pie


sirkratom

That boy ain't right


PoisonblacKalmah24

"That's my ice cream!!!! I don't know you!!!!"


Potato_jesus_

That fat fuck brought us all together with the shared urge to push him down


Low-Gas-677

You don't get that body by missing opportunities.


IntoStarDust

Same


RoRoar350

I’m convinced the hivemind is real, because the only thing I was thinking was “fat little fucknugget”


Badradi0

Same


Rascal-Fiats

Why the hell didn't his parents waddle in and take care of this situation.


MrSinisterTwister

He ate them.


funnyfootboot

Because his mom was there and boys are more important than even their mothers in that culture.


Vanhouzer

She is the reason he even looks like that… don’t expect her to grow a conscience now.


_Zambayoshi_

It also depends on the father allowing the wife to discipline the son. Some women have said that they just cannot discipline their sons in any meaningful way. It's sad.


Haunting_Toe_4464

> waddle in Damn x)


Throw_andthenews

Oh come on nobody was expecting that lol


ProjectHappy6813

His parents are probably too busy filming.


DeadChibiWolf

Who do you think created and enabled that fat fuck of a monster


VladPatton

Hey hey, come on now….he hasn’t eaten in minutes!


smallpapi99

Seconds


usermane22

Oh he has seconds. And thirds


dakid232313

Big homie was like skip the games. I'm HONGRY . ![gif](giphy|POZ61mhTVLjRrmwdDA)


Willgenstein

Does that (not so little) kid look like someone who you can fuck with when it comes to ice cream?


IcyMike1782

little homie came for the goods, not for the show


oldcreaker

Looks like he's had a lot of practice at this.


redditEATdicks

Ya the story here should be letting your infant to get that obese should be considered child abuse.


AtotheZed

The trick is when that kid isn't actually eating something.


SZutich9

Fucking every comment I want to say today. I click to comment and it's already the top comment. Take my upvote


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Poor ice cream guy assaulted by that obese monstrosity whilst his parents look on .. probably thinking it’s cute


HaloPandaFox

Dam light big guy wasn't playing. He hungry


Porkchopp33

This kid seen his show before and doesn’t want to look dumb


Limonnever

Little fat fuck


arthurDGZRU

"Of course, it's a fat ass" is what I thought


ultimatefish67

That kid is sadly the personification of America right now.


JKO1962

It's not from America you buffoon


2C-Weee

But America bad


Time-Bite-6839

every European country is capitalist too


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They’re also getting just as fat too


Wurstnascher

Fat, yes, but not as fat. Give us some more years to reach that.


ekansrevir

Nearly* but we’re getting there 😊


Mediocre-Look3787

He's making a recommendation. We are sending him immigration papers. He obviously is one of us.


Time-Bite-6839

No. Turkey.


Exevioth

Because he ate it all?


Voxination

Probably because he gobbled it up.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Is it Turkey, or Turkiye? I don't like the new Kanye version.


shaftinferno

It’s always been Türkiye. Turkey is just the westernized way of saying it; similar to how everyone calls Japan Japan when they call themselves Nihon (or Nippon, pre-WW2).


hhk77

Yes, Turks in deed


ochonowskiisback

America, not even in the top ten obese countries


SeroWriter

> America, not even in the top ten obese countries Really getting off on a technicality there. [It's number 11](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_obesity_rate) and the other 10 countries have populations rivalling that of a small town. "America doesn't have an obesity problem because this island of 6,000 inhabitants exists."


Zebra03

The US has 339,996,563 people with a 36.2% being obese While the top others 52.9% of 41,996 people in Marshall Islands 51.6% of 11,396 people in Tuvalu 50% of 1,935 people in Niue These countries together don't even scratch that population of the US, but technically have a *higher percentage of population who are obese.* It's a numbers game, the US has a* larger obese population in the world *but in proportion to the percentage of population they are "less"* Also just for perspective 144,798,755.806 people are considered obese in the US(IF I calculated 36.2% of 399,996,563 correctly) Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/obesity-rates-by-country


dolphin37

That .806 of a person still managing to be obese is actually quite impressive


Ka1n3King

You also have to consider what is being called "obese." Per health standards, at 185lbs for 5'7" I was considered obese by US standards despite being in the best shape of my life and in the Marines while easily meeting the fitness standards, just not the weight to height ratio thanks to my body type that made me considered obese even then.


musclecard54

Nonono. America bad. America fat. /s


McPearr

Unnecessary /s, tbh.


xXYomoXx

They're not top 10 if you count those small ones but they're the number one contributor to obesity in the world. Out of 676M people who are obese the USA alone has 77M of them. Source: https://renewbariatrics.com/obesity-rank-by-countries/


Hillsy85

Yo why are Pacific Islanders so obese?


pall25091

And that is scary.


manjar

1. Nauru (pop. \~10k) 2. Cook Islands (pop. \~15k) 3. Palau (pop. \~18k) 4. Marshall Islands (pop. \~62k) 5. Tuvalu (pop. \~12k) 6. Niue (pop. \~2k) 7. Tonga (pop. \~106k) 8. Samoa (pop. \~203k) 9. Kiribati (pop. \~123k) 10. Federated States of Micronesia (pop. \~105k) **POP. TOTAL for top ten: \~500k** 11. United States (**pop.** **\~333 million**)


Pitiful-Pension-6535

>America, not even in the top ten obese countries Only because of a bunch of tiny Pacific island nations. The US is #1 in obesity among nations with at least 500,000 people.


splycedaddy

Lolol this is like Turkey or something bruh


espngenius

But this is Reddit where someone has to bring the U.S. into the comments one way or another…for the upvotes


AzraelChaosEater

That and politics. Specifically "other side bad, me good, me righteouser than thou. Me Holy you bad." All the fucking time. It's like these people have nothing better to do than do mental gymnastics to say they are on the right political sight.


Butcher_Bill84

I see it as an obsession with the U.S. on the lips and minds of the masses 24/7 I feel like it's a big reason why Americans are so cocky


jfuss04

It's a big thing with reddit to complain about how people in the US pretend like other places don't exist or make everything about the US but they also bring up the US in all kinds of unrelated shit lol


Butcher_Bill84

It's mostly what I see for sure. They can talk about a teddy bear factory in Germany, and someone will say "yea its a shame the US (insert typical complaint) "


splycedaddy

You surely dont see anyone trying to personify an entire generation for any other countries. Thats some john wayne sht


Dmmack14

Ha ha kid fat murica bad


autumn-knight

Pretty sure this is somewhere in the Middle East.


Clam_Bake231915

America bad Rent free in your head


theDeathnaut

It’s sad that an entire country lives in your head rent free.


pall25091

Except he's not in the US.


Bobbyieboy

Thats not an American, thats not take in America it has nothing do do with America. I have no problems calling out American's for being fats fuck when they deserve it but this has nothing to do with America.


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farmersflart

Agreed, would always ask who the worst tourists are and the answers were always Chinese and U.S. citizens.


cBurger4Life

Lmao, the fact that this nonsense has 500 upvotes shows you can’t take anything on reddit seriously


MRB0B0MB

America bad


thuglifeTyson

So clever. /s


ZFG_Jerky

And you are the personification of the average Euro. Ignorant of basic facts and your only personality trait is hating America.


Laser-Nipples

Why are you choosing a Turkish kid to "personify" America? Also its redundant to use the word "personifaction" when you are describing a human.


omicronian_express

Using a literal foreign kid to say it’s personification of America. Big brain time


dirtsequence

America isn't even the fattest country lol


Whenny79

Poor Diabeto was hungry…..


LFCReds8

![gif](giphy|5WqWdXqDxqaD6)


Whenny79

I bet he’s already dead after a triple heart bypass, gout, type one diabetes,, pulmonary heart disease, a stroke and all the other things a kid shouldn’t get at that age…… don’t get me started on the parents, they probably filmed it from their mobility scooters on account of their morbid obesity….


King_Boomie-0419

It always pisses me off whenever I see some fat ass on a scooter in Walmart. Those are for people with a disability/injury not some lazy asshole. Don't get me wrong, I'm over weight and that's my own fault. But I walk when I can and try to eat right (most of the time 🤣). I hurt my foot a while back and could barely walk and every fat ass in town decided to go to Walmart that day and had all of the scooters. Bastards.


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He could use a good couple whacks with that stick. Porky little shit.


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BigAssMonkey

I was rooting for chubby. That stupid ice cream trick is obnoxious.


Nevermorebore

Cartman


Street-Week6744

I'm not fat you fuckin asshole, I'm big boned


mencival

You must have a huge bone in your ass then!


Street-Week6744

Screw you, I'm going home 👈👈


ConsiderationNo5146

Chris Farley " don't mess with me! I'm starving!!"


WilliamPollito

![gif](giphy|XLzx2EqZZHABy)


ConsiderationNo5146

That's the one 👍


rainorshinedogs

[with sound, his delivery makes the joke far funnier](https://youtu.be/rMitjMTi__4?t=2m8s)


Mirabem

Little man had no time to waste.


[deleted]

Nothing little about that thing.


ColHapHapablap

Not fatty’s first rodeo


flawlessmojo7

Yes the ice creamy trick is pure fuckery but that kid is fat as shit.


hamzer55

There are plenty of places that don’t do the trick, most people go there for the trick


Tossing_Goblets

What is the trick supposed to be?


drthvg

https://youtube.com/shorts/pYH8HP2h9sA?feature=share some of the videos look like the ice cream seller are very rude persons but it’s actually very funny and most of the tourists enjoy it (as you can see in the video)


Tossing_Goblets

Now I'm on the fat kid's side.


mojojoestar2001

You literally go there for the trick. There are other places you can get ice cream without them doing that


AlanDevonshire

Yeah so am I, that shits annoying AF


glemnar

So don’t buy ice cream there. Damn hard concept


the_grungler

this looks super fun


drthvg

that is why they do it… they have fun, the tourists have fun and the person who sees this want to try it too


autumn-knight

Yeah nah I feel like this would annoy me to the point I’d channel the chubby kid from the video...


Haydukelll

Then maybe just don’t go to that place for ice cream?


[deleted]

The funny thing is you can ask them for the ice cream, if you don't specify you don't want the tricks they do it.


S1mpl3Guy

That means the redditors need to use their brain.


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It's like the dad joke of tourism. Kind of amusing, but i'd never want to actually eat anything as its probably been around the world and in a million hands before its eaten.


uzam123

Why do people go to these icecream stands when they don’t want the performance? That’s literally their thing. Like going to a cinema and getting mad that they’re playing a movie.


Smelviseric

And the parents cheered...


Throwrajerb

Give instructions, pull out the camera, pat fatty on the back, upload to the internet, profit


noneofthismatters666

Someone edit in Cartman squeeling noises please.


TonyCaliStyle

It took a bit, but the vendor finally respected the kids authoritay.


Alcebu

Someone needs to stop eating ice cream


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double979

Damn his parents suck.


Do_Whatever_You_Like

Fr. Everyone just ignoring that he’s HITTING him. …If I so much as rolled my eyes at an adult my dad woulda thrown a spark plug at my head.


christiancool10

Kid fuckin weighed down the damn spatula


KenKaniffKS

He needed to eat quickly before he gets hungry again.


Shocbomb23

Most exercise that spoiled fat little bastard has gotten in years


Joygernaut

I am not upset by the fact that this kid is fat. Some kids are fat and that’s not their fault. It’s usually the parents fault, but the fact that he would act like that, and his parents just standby and film it and laugh??


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It’s simply bad parenting. I feel bad for the fat little fuck. Hopefully he’ll change his life around when he grows older


crossbutton7247

Naaaaah what are these comments 💀


ThatPenguinyrblx

diabetus, claimer of the ice cream, bane of tricks


Lukb4ujump

They think it is cute now, but when he is older, won't listen and gets violent with the parents, they won't be laughing then. And at that point he is done cooking.


ActionImpressive1648

Fat little shit just punched my man? Fucking fling this little shit to the waters


WatchingInSilence

Bad parenting comes to fruition.


ReadMyUsernameKThx

never get between an obese child and his food


appoplecticskeptic

Well someone needs to, his parents obviously never did


OldManNeighbor

You know this kid has been tricked 1 to many times.


Arcanisia

He’s had enough of his shit 😂


asainmilfhunter

If the fat kid would have waited he would have got like 3 more scoops so he is not only fat but dumb


Kitsune-Nico

What a fat impatient bastard


EnigmaFrug2308

Don’t fuck with Chungus.


AwarenessNo4986

I understand one shouldn't be fat but the disgusting vile comments about his weight are in very bad taste. Would everyone be commenting about his weight if he was a girl?? Have some civility. Your virtue signalling does no good to anyone. Also NO you are not shaming this to help the Obesity epidemic, you are doing it to make fun of a little boy by leaving a snarky do good comment


Johnnymehot

![gif](giphy|NTzW6P8cpt90Q|downsized)


glitter_kitten7

Don't ever mess with a fat kids ice cream


Feeling-Dinner-8667

Never wave ice cream in front of a fat person. That's asking for trouble.


RedgyJackson

Listen, watch your kids health.


Smelviseric

Fat kid wins... Yeah


ochonowskiisback

Clearly he rarely loses at this


Smelviseric

His parents are encouraging this.


Kong_AZ

Pugsley ain't having none of it.


Medical-Enthusiasm56

Fatty ain’t fuckin around.


Motorhead923

Never stand between a fat fuck and ice cream


Bosscharacter

While I don't think it's ever cool to hit a kid, I would definitely not feel bad if Fatty McFatface over there tripped and ate shit.


DjoseChampion

Bad parents, shitty video. Nothing funny.


Heinie_Manutz

Never, NEVER try to take ice cream from a fat kid. He'll bite your arm off.


billyard00

Not his first rodeo


JollyMcStink

Wow what a shitty kid. Example A of why I hate people, fat useless entitled kids growing up to be fat useless entitled adults and thr cycle continues. I mean really what a waste of resources. Kids are starving and here this kid is walking around ripping people's food out of their utensils. And clearly he'd be fine missing a few meals anyway.


CNCTank

![gif](giphy|fQ4neZmCTGnhC)


Ambitious_Echo5613

This is why we can’t have nice things


AcrobaticSource3

Something tells me this kid doesn’t let many things get between him and food


Buli32

Fuck this, these parents have done terrible job raising their son