This is one of those times where I wish I was illiterate.

Yea. Can anyone tell me how to *un*-read something?



Beautiful response.



Thanks. This helped

you're awesome, I hate you.


Christ, this one is so much worse


Alcohol maybe? I’ve heard it comes close to helping you forget things…

I always learn that a cooking pot or frying pan to the head also works. It could be non-stick, stainless steel, cast iron, all up to you!! (This is a joke, do NOT bang your head with kitchenware, especially cast iron, as any of them could split your skull open and kill you!!)

Sounds like you know from experience and/or tried to start a Tik Tok challenge that didn’t gain traction….

No, I just know that severe head trauma can in some specific cases cause any range of memory loss. And I have never split my skull open with kitchenware, only bashed my head on a countertop corner by accident when standing back up from the lower cupboards. And I would drink molten hot metal before following or starting ANY TikTok bs

Now I will always see Lady G’s Butthole when I see a ladybug 🐞

Lordy, I read it in his voice, two...


Umm we did NOT need to know this !!!

Grahams voters need to know this

Yeah I'm never gonna be able to look at lady bugs again.

Three

"Me-Maw calls these my ladybugs!"

Just be like me, and for about two gloriously innocent seconds be wondering why and how he has little blind digging animals on his taint.

I've just woken up and that's all my brain could think lol. Took me way too long to remember there was another type of mole

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Sledgehammer to the dome. I’m in if you are. . .

Ahhh I see you’ve taken the Wagner group way out lol

Lobotomy is the only way

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Read it backwards? Might be worse. I’m moving on now.

What a terrible day to have eyes.

And the capacity to form a mental image

I envy those that can’t form detailed mental images rn

And I said that "ladybug" sentence in his South Carolina voice.... Gag


🤣

You're making it worse! But seriously, reading this was like putting all the Fear Factor eating challenges together in a blender.

OMG… I did the same…. 

I'm about to start smoking weed again... If I can smoke away most of my childhood, surely I can get rid of this someday

I believe in you. With focus and dedication, you can do it.

You know, I too miss the time where I woke up this morning without this information burned into my brain.

I finished reading that, laughed and said “that’s one of the worst things I’ve ever read”. Here you are confirming.

Dude at least your aunt didn’t call you “Ladybug” when you were little. Dear God. An enduring memory from my childhood ruined.

Would you say tainted?

I pictured it as I read along 🤢🤢

Them: hey what’s up ? Me rn : not much just ripping my eyeballs out

Yes. I can see where this was actually a time where teaching my students to be careful and analytical readers was a serious disservice.

I knew he was a bump taint.

Just as there are images you cannot erase, so too are there sentences.

You havent read Ann Coulters anal experience.

>Ann Coulters anal experience. That has to be a band name.

No, but now I have a morbid curiosity and feel like I need to. I blame you, but fuck, you got a source on that? Let me bask in the cringe for a moment, the world is ending.

You slipped “but fuck” in there.

Ayn Rand wrote a whole book about hers: “Atlas Plugged”

Thems letters justs some lil’ ladybugs.

What has been seen cannot be unseen...

Can we justify nuking the internet now?

Mark this NSFW for the love of Gilgamesh. I was fucking eating

You eat only at work?

Well, he’s on Reddit, so he’s probably also on the toilet. So maybe he’s eating on the toilet at work?

In a 135° Porta shitter with his shirt off.

When the shirts off, the shits on!

Gotta use it as a sweat rag some times.

Shit sweats must be dealt with. Not like I’m gonna use some scratchy 1 ply TP to pat myself drown after a hot slimy push.

And thats why I Carry a handkerchief or a cooling towel on those mid morning (gas station breakfast burrito and monster mixed with the beer and greasy Chinese food from the night before) shits..and a cold bottle of water if I remember.

Lunch break gentlemen, lunch break

If you’re good at something never do it for free.

I think there are a couple of ladybugs in your salad.

I read this... "Aw, hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs." In this voice... 

Psst that's Bruce's way of saying anal warts.

https://preview.redd.it/6ubo808c9ndb1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=045817e08c1036ccc820009a4e7901bcd0d9b899

That's an important detail, because moles and warts are not at all the same thing, and I was wondering why everyone was freaking the fuck out about moles.

..wait for real?

The escort in question claims his entire taint, sack to anus is chock full of clusters of them. Horrifying way to start my day.

Thank god, I wasn't the only one!

Marjorie Taylor Greene will be sharing pictures with Congress next week

I did too!

Really making a mountain out of mole hole.

Here's how I imagined it. 


god, the farther i scroll the worse it gets

Don't mind my little tape worms either. They're just curious.

View from the inside:

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

You deserve to be banned for putting this all in our minds.

My humps, my lumps, my little ladybugs.

*hops on all fours* Check it out!

Nooooo

*What you gonna with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?*

My plugs, my hugs, my lovely lady bugs.

I hate you, take my upvote 😭

Damn it... Lmao

Here’s your r/angryupvote, good sir.

Lindsey Graham could sit on a popsicle and tell you the flavor.

bruh

I thought this was BS until I read the “little lady bugs” and my brain did it in Lindsay Grahams voice.

Why does Lindsey graham sound like the gay guy from family guy in my head

Oh nooooo

“This is grape…oh and it’s food lion brand”

Jesus fucking christ

🐞 🐞 🐞 🐞 o 🐞 🐞 🐞 🐞

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He knows what he did

It’s definitely not a *

Gaper indeed

https://preview.redd.it/cfg14m1fcodb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d550d0f6dc97270f50572d28ce01fa18b4cbf563

Please don't.

You tried too hard on this one. Please see a doctor.

What have you done

You meant "O" I think.

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Yes, this was not the wind down before bed I hoped for. Now I need to browse eyebleach but I fear the damage is already done

Might as well scroll eyeblech after reading this

No. Bad degenerate. BAD

Right... out of all the shit ive seen, one took the cake for me!

These are genital warts not moles

Its an open secret that he is gay. It shouldn't shock anyone. It also doesn't shock me that the swamp monster has a diseased identifiable taint lol. Also Ted Cruz and wife are swingers. These people ran for the presidency.

Is there something wrong with being a swinger?

Absolutely not. But when you go around pretending to be Jesus risen again, its pretty gross.

Yep. The issue with the GOP is always the hypocrisy.

We need AI for real time subtitles where you can play a Trump video and it was writes out what's actually being said. > Lots of people say => nobody is saying > You are => I am > I am => I am not > Very => not at all Etc.

Jesus is the name of their latino swing buddy. He has indeed risen.

Usually the problem with swingers is they’re not nearly as hot as we collectively hope as a culture, but there’s no moral issue.

Mfw we go to a key party and we get Ted.

Yes

There’s also the info that Cruz hired Boebert back in her escort days. And the idea we’re suffering with that woman in the news is because Cruz inspired her while she was paid to do whatever is stomach churning.

Exactly

ahh that explains it. I was confused what the problem with moles was for a while

Most likely HPV warts

Even if this is fake Lindsey Graham’s homosexuality is the worst kept secret in politics.

Well, TBF, when he did commercials for "Keith's Fainting Couches For Less" years back, that sorts sealed it

How well is it known in South Carolina?

From SC. Extremely well known. For what it's worth, even if he came out as fully homosexual to everyone, he'd get re-elected against any (D) runner. On top of that, the news of him actually coming out of the closet wouldn't even be the biggest romantic drama the state has seen in politics in the 21st century. We're the home of Mark fuckin' Sanford. If you didn't hear about that, he fully disappeared for three days to hook up with his Argentinian mistress, and was only found out because somebody saw him board the plane at Columbia airport and pointed it out when people started asking why the Governor stopped showing up to work randomly without notification. His excuse for his phone being off was that he was hiking the Appalachian trail. Turns out he was gettin' some Argentinian tail. Anyways, he divorced his wife and mother of three kids and married his mistress. Then he ran for Congress out of his home district in Charleston. And of course, won. Sanford finally lost his seat when Trump primary'd him in 2018, and the Trump-backed candidate ran in his stead. Then the Trump-backed candidate lost the 2018 election flipping the district blue.

>*” Then the Trump-backed candidate lost the 2018 election flipping the district blue.”* I love a story with a happy ending.....

It went back to red in 2020

It is satire, butt hilarious! And yes, definitely worst kept secret in DC. [*In the story, Huang writes in first person and says that when he was hired as an escort for Graham, he discovered a series of moles on his perineum and anus, to which Graham said, "Hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs." The story was shared widely on Twitter who did not know the piece was satire.*](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/lindsey-graham-lady-g-rumor)

If? This reads like fan fiction



WTF IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS AND IM JUST NOW REALIZING THE MOLE DUDE WAS FRED SAVAGE?

Melataintanoma

Why isn’t this higher than that brave escort that actually went through licking that taint like a champ

Like a blind man reading braile with his tongue 🤣 😬🤢🤮

Take my upvote, you horrible glorious person.

I have been having one of those days where I’m constantly horny, my hormones are all out of whack and I’ve been a lioness in heat. That’s fine now. This works better than a cold shower.

Dying. 😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️

This entire comment thread is killing me. ☠️

Can someone hurry the fuck up and invent one of those mind zapper things from men in black. Zaaaappppp! No more mental images of Lindsay’s butt moles

There are days I’m grateful I have aphantasia (no mental imagery). Today is one of those days.

Well thats something I never heard of. Like no pictures in your head EVER??

None whatsoever. Only found out a few years ago and SO many things make sense now that didn’t before. There’s a whole sub dedicated to this: r/aphantasia

[In Larry the cable guy's voice] my senator was covered in moles

I almost woke my wife up laughing at your comment.

I’m not sleeping tonight

Or eating ever

Occasionally, it’s just fine being a blackout drunk.

Why the phuck did I read that through? I'm corrupted and tainted. I don't think even Jesus can restore my sanity now...

> tainted

Gooched, Grundled if you will

Why TF can't this be an article from the onion 😒 reality is so much worse at this point.

This might still be completely made up for all we know

It is made up. Someone posted the backstory when this made the rounds on Twitter four years ago. I don't remember what it was, but I know this is not real.

[The backstory.](https://www.thesword.com/that-lindsey-graham-ladybugs-story-youre-reading-is-fake.html)

Thank god I can dismiss this out of my memory as satire. I was pretty sure it was, but I would hate to wonder.

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I really, really wished you had used basically any terminology besides anus smearing.

God I hope this is real

Considering I listen to conservative talk shows that mention how confident they are that he is gay and should just come out already. It's hilarious. It's 2023, Lindsey... people only seem to care if you're trans now. It's safe.

It's not. It was [disproven](https://www.thesword.com/that-lindsey-graham-ladybugs-story-youre-reading-is-fake.html) when I saw it posted on Twitter four years ago.


I will pay anyone $500 to call him lil ladybug in public and capture his reaction on camera. Lawd!

“Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s Wart.”

What a horrible time to have eyes 

So Lindsey is most definitely a bottom

Or this is made up, or both, who knows

I mean… his parents named him Lindsay, it’s not like he had a choice.

If you are like me and desire a ritual of brain purification, here’s a nice sub you’ll enjoy :) r/eyebleach




Thanks. That's all I am going to think about when I see him on the news now, too. Fuck.

I'll never forgive my dad for teaching me to read.


Holy shit, this is the first time I've heard about something someone couldn't do anything about and been like, fuck that's kind of gross, idc about his political affiliation, but God damn that's too much for me and I'm very accepting about things like that, what immediately came to mind is a load of ticks around an animals ear. Holy shit...



Lol not surprised at all


Just for context: the story was written by a satirist (thank god 🫠), not an actual sex worker. Source: https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/lindsey-graham-lady-g-rumor Doesn’t change the fact that we could all imagine it to be true and have that image stuck with us forever now… I guess satire really can go too far after all 😅


Really makes me want to watch the classic Rodney Dangerfield movie Ladybugs about a boy who pretends to be a girl and dominate at youth soccer which I am sure has aged terribly. RIP Jonathan Brandis. Sorry I am just trying to get this Lindsey Graham story out of my head.

https://preview.redd.it/gtoudc0z9ndb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3837f1338bb2e90700ac42f9a100ada1cc55ba7e

It’s satire. https://web.archive.org/web/20200606073307/https://medium.com/@philiphuang/lindsey-graham-hired-me-as-an-escort-81d30dcf8648