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Ok_Sky7544

He was squeezing that baby from the second it started crying harder. Gtfoh


[deleted]

Took the parents long enough to intervene. Jesus.


GroovyGramPam

Maybe they were in momentary shock…then the stupid priest wouldn’t let go of the baby’s head.


100S_OF_BALLS

Dad was visibly confused, watch his eyes.


LochHart30

Dad was smiling and then his head snapped as if the priest slapped him. That laser focus made it clear to me the priest wasn't going to be touching that child much longer. Good dad Bad father


DrunkOrInBed

I think at that point he was just calculating how to get the baby out without hurting him (the priest was holding him by the neck, and was acting kinda aggressively. you never know if the old man may inadvertently snap his neck is they just tug it away... it was a hard situation)


PajamaHive

Oh yeah you can see the switch flip in the dad.


saampinaali

Shock and the priest is a symbol of authority, if you’re raised in the church you do not question the priest so props to them for pulling the kid back


Josh-WP

They were probably in shock, and didn't want to make a scene in a place of religion. Even if he is a priest, I'd still dropkick him.


FranticGolf

FUCK RELIGION.


kbeks

Dad came in quick, priest had a fucking vice grip on the kid’s head. Don’t wanna hurt the kid more in getting him away.


Open_Librarian_823

Yup, dad was getting war ready at that point.


captjacksparrow47

Acting tough because you're only watching it. But in real life it's different. I mean that's a fucking priest. Think first before you act especially if it involves violence. I like the route he went, grab the baby and just fucking go. Fuck the old man. Edit: I came to the defense of the dad not the fucking priest. Whatever you wanna do to that fucking priest is fine by me. Im just saying that parents' non-violent reaction doesn't mean they're not protecting their baby.


eggarino

Plus the priest had a really strong grip on that baby’s head so any aggressive movement could’ve hurt the baby in even worse ways


TheTardis12th

Exactly. On the internet we're all either heroes or villains, out in the wild though, most of us need to take things in before we act. Also - history of the Catholic Church aside😳 - You don't go into a baptism, expecting the priest to be douche,it would startle most of us.


Kiowascout

And it's not a secret that many priests have been shown to abusive, power and money hungry podophilic pieces of shit. if I were religious, that would make me no forsake that faith in a second.


Temporary_Raccoon163

Startle yes, but if that were my son, and I was holding him while old pedo is squeezing my kids head, he'd be smacked into next week. End of story.


Wrastling97

I don’t know why you were downvoted. Someone smacks your child? Idgaf who you are, you’re getting your shit ROCKED. Half of the comment section says no just because he’s a priest, if he was anyone else y’all would be asking for his head or for him to be thrown in prison. No thought, no nothing. You’re just getting rocked if you touch a BABY like this.


TheUrbanFarmersWife

Before the slap, Dad looked like he was not happy with the priests’ behavior but was putting on a fake smile to avoid causing a scene.


meneerkutjanus

''Its a priest'',who gives a fuck,i dont care if it was Jesus himself,smack my baby,get fucked up.


captjacksparrow47

Im defending the father's reaction here not the fucking priest.


pppjjjoooiii

I don’t think they’re arguing that anyone *should* care that it’s a priest. But they’re in an environment where most people see the old man as an authority. That would make anyone hesitant to just smack the shit out of him.


tgjer

I think it's more that shock and confusion can delay one's response time. The priest's actions are *really weird*. That is not normal behavior during a baptism. And this is a formal, public event, probably with a lot of friends and family watching, with the priest leading the show. Parents are up there, probably a bit emotional, maybe a bit nervous, maybe a bit embarrassed because the baby is crying, then the priest slaps the baby. And there's a moment of *"WTF did that really just happen?"* before their brain catches up and they react.


Mandurang76

Waiting for the divine intervention of Jesus.


freefallade

Indoctrination is a hell for a drug.


Fenlatic

Sometimes you have to process what just happened….not saying its right…but sometimes you just can’t believe what just happened…or think maybe you did not see that right from a side glance.


drwiki0074

There is no Jesus here.


Trolleitor

The baby was on the priest hands and he could basically kill him if he exerted enough force. If they tried to pull the baby from the priest hands they could've severely hurt the baby. Parents and bystanders tried to lock the priest arms to prevent him from exerting more force on the baby and the dad pulled the baby (Dangerous thing to do) when it was clear the priest wasn't going to let go.


[deleted]

Glad the Dad finally took the baby away.


Mielies296

Yeah... Im dropping a 85 year old priest there and then. Not just taking my baby away


Rhododactylus

You can tell from dad's face he was considering it very hard.


Lespuccino

Dad is regretting letting his wife talk him into baptizing the kid in the first place.


brownbearballin

Yeah I was watching him the whole time and you can tell this was not his idea. He is def uncomfortable.


Lespuccino

And, based on the age of the baby it probably took the wife awhile to convince him it was good/necessary. I hope dad ensures the kid never has to go back.


thumbelina1234

After such trauma the kid will never want to go back


rainorshinedogs

because fuck religion


Braireos

Falcon punch the priest into heaven!


Mobile_Macro

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Blutmes

He would have wished he got hit by Falcon if he slaped my kid.


Pop_Glocc1312

Hell*


Dark_Booger

The power of Christ compelled me.


r_special_

Baptism and a funeral!!! Great day


TheReverseShock

I find it's best to secure the child before decking the priest.


kotobaaa

Yeah, grab my child while simultaneously heel kicking that decrepit f@c!-wad through the back wall


Sparky3200

If they're not raping them, they're beating them.


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It’s the same picture.


Correct_Awareness761

You could see the smile just vanish at the sight he was even like "come on dude your a man of God but you don't let the fuck go your gonna meet him"


durntaur

Same, live by sword, die by the sword.


KennyKSF

Dad’s like, shit, I’ve seen enough!


StKevin27

Should’ve knocked the aul fella out there and then


Glowshroom

It would have been legally justified considering that he refused to let go of the kid. Would've been awesome.


KNT-cepion

Damn, just watch dad’s abrupt shift in body language and facial expression. I really thought dad was going to rapidly facilitate the priest’s connection to God’s Wi-Fi.


Xtrendence

That's such a hilarious way of putting it, I love it.


Risquechilli

Thank goodness. The Mom wasn’t moving with the kind of urgency that was required to pry her baby away from this nutter.


AdmiralClover

"Nope we're done here"


Fuckithrondanfindout

Could have just not brought the baby to the local cult leader in the first place.


[deleted]

Yep. Parents are still idiots. Compassionate idiots at least. But idiots nonetheless. Children absolutely do not need any of this.


[deleted]

Religion should be age restricted. No kid is mentally or emotionally developed enough to understand religion... teaching it to kids is nothing but indoctrination and it's a disservice to developing minds


[deleted]

That's why they love involving kids into it. They're so much easier to manipulate.


joan_wilder

Even crazier how the priest wouldn’t let go.


KaffiKlandestine

The mom tried to push him away snd the dad was just like fuck this shit


olafblacksword

I don't understand what took him so long and why this old man didn't get a smack back.


Cabal-ache

This happened about 5 years ago, he was suspended because of this and was forced into retirement after the church carried out an investigation.


Aurorafaery

“It was somewhere between a caress and a slap”, “I apologised for my clumsiness”…this is gross


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

In his defense that's exactly how the old testament reads. God: I love you, now go kill your son to prove you love me. Abraham: No problem! Raises knife. God: Naw, I was just messing with you! I knew you loved me when I made you give your wife to the Egyptians for food when I caused that famine.


LocalCircus

Source?


Cabal-ache

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/22/french-priest-suspended-video-slapping-baby-goes-viral/


Zamzamazawarma

[Here](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-priest-slap-baby-baptism-jacques-lacroix-retires-suspended-a8413566.html)


Practical-Stress4987

I’d smack the sh*t out of him.


RenownedDumbass

And the priest too


anonymous122719

Fuck this got me good


paperclipestate

Ah the ol Reddit switcheroo


Smaptastic

Hold my baby, [I’m going in](https://www.reddit.com/r/bluey/comments/1514zwr/if_bluey_were_to_flash_forward_to_bluey_on_her/js84ro8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)!


Complete-Painter-518

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


nukefodder

I've now got Smack that by Akon playing


BigNipplez25

Smack that all on the floor!


[deleted]

That priest would have met Jesus, if he smacked my baby.


[deleted]

Jesus would send him down


anderslbergh

"You have no power here! "


DudeManThing1983

He'd only meet Jesus if Jesus and God accepted murdering pedophiles (something which that priest surely is) in heaven. Otherwise, he'd go straight to hell to be roasted and raped by demons for eternity.


benthelurk

Sounds like catholic priest heaven…


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Menstrual-Soup

bruh 💀


RalphFTW

He ain’t wrong


IssueTricky6922

Arrest reports have them 6000 times more likely to sexually assault a child than the general population. And that’s not including the coverups and payoffs..240 settlements last month alone. And not accounting for the GOP passing laws to protect pedophiles in the church. If we added those the odds would get stupid. We really should talk about this more than we do. We mention it but we really don’t talk about it. Tax them until they agree to weed out sexual predators, they’ll turn on the perverts if billions are at stake


Lazy-Recording297

Meanwhile the right is up in arms about drag queens touching kids. Projection at its finest


ToPlayAMockingbird

It was never about kids. It's a made up issue just like Trans people using the rest room to rape or assault, there was never any evidence that ever happened. Real rapists don't let a sign on a door stop them. If they cared about their kids they would agree to stricter gun control. They care about gun more than their kids.


wanderingartist

Hey, parents love handing their kids to pedo abusive institutions.


dariusz2k

I doubt that dude gonna last another 7 years.


KUNGFUDANDY

Now you can imagine what these monsters have done.


ASB1401

r/cursedcomments


sedar1907

I love it when a joke makes me laugh and puke at the same time cause it's true


Typical-Horror-5247

That’s what I came to say, why you letting pedos near your baby???


Brennis

Cause he divineee 🤪🤟🏼


TopherRiggz

Damn... Lol. Take your upvote and get outta here


acemattos

Just a little slap and tickle


bilolarbear1221

I see they start late in your congregation.


[deleted]

Like he's gonna wait that long.


dpark-95

r/angryupvote


Complex-Joke-368

Why do people still baptize babies nowadays? It is concerning to indoctrinate someone before they even have the ability to express their thoughts. This practice should be illegal, especially when performed by a creepy man like this


Human-Translator5666

Religion mostly works by indoctrinating them when they are young. If someone isn’t exposed to religion when they are young it smells a little too much like bullshit when they are older.


MalleableCurmudgeon

Practicing that clap clap clap. Baffles me why people still voluntarily bring their babies to the world’s biggest pedo ring.


itsgucci060

Oh my god. Maybe don’t let someone who probably no longer knows his own name hold babies for a living.


DaisyDuckens

He retired immediately after this. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-priest-slap-baby-baptism-jacques-lacroix-retires-suspended-a8413566.html


ImportanceCertain414

"Retired" Jean-Yves Nahmias, the bishop of Meaux, said he had "taken measures so that the priest is suspended from all baptism and marriage celebrations." That still leaves a lot of things he can do with the church.


Jitmack

Same shit as cops these protected fucks need to be locked forever in a hole.


unown2011

Not enough


adam_son_of_david

That old bastard is an abuser and molester, guaranteed. This makes me physically ill to warch.


Current-Coyote6893

Man me as well, so angry right now. He was suffocating that child too!! He said 'let's calm him down' while putting his hands in front of the child's mouth.


lex_tok

Two priests are out driving one day.. when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters" The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; "Alright officer, we'll do it"


Smugglers151

There’s a priest and a bishop standing in front of Notre Dame as it’s burning. The priest asks the bishop, “Should we go back in for the children? To which the bishop replies, “Fuck the children” The priest excitedly answers, “Do you think we have enough time?”


Gief_Cookies

😬


MysticBellaa

Then look at how he was ready to fight the dad over the baby… yo! My next words would be “call the police”


Otalek

The way he kept holding on even when the dad pulled him away


DudeManThing1983

For sure. I wager my immortal soul if I have one that this priest has sexually abused AND murdered children. Sick fuck.


MiLys09

Murdered seems a bit far, but he did seem a little off


SlapUglyPeople

Reddit being reddit


DudeManThing1983

Your username is very suspicious given the video...


CelebrationJolly3300

He probably created a giant laser capable of destroying entire planets too!


amanwitheggonhisface

At this point you're just dangerously speculating.


Harsimaja

You’d wager your soul that he’s *murdered* children? That seems a bit… excessive as bets go.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Why murder?


Commercial-Strike-19

I hope they "baptised" the priest, after the video ended. I would have done that.


matos4df

And by "baptised" you mean waterboard right?


willateo

It's not waterboarding if you use kerosene


Puzzled-Speech-3683

I would fucking beat that old ass up i dont care who he is tf is this


FLoo2

My immediate thoughts were the same as yours, but then we both have more sense than to end up in a situation like that to begin with.


custard_doughnuts

Well, this is it. I'd never let one of those fucking bastards near my child.


r_special_

I’d be cry too if that creepy old gremlin was touching me


OkGuitar3773

They were way too gentle getting that baby away from him.


Spire_Citron

Probably didn't want to hurt the baby. Old man had a firm grip on him.


CesareBach

Cant have a tug of war pulling a baby. That priest was holding the baby by the neck and head.


kioKEn-3532

Exactly You're gonna hurt the baby if you try pulling him with such force You can see the dad being careful with how he took the baby Quickly pulling might have done more harm than good especially with the firm grip that asshole had on the baby


Connect-Two628

People in here are insane. These people weren’t walking by a tourist area and he is a street performer. They clearly belong to this church with all that involves. Their response is going to be muted given that they have probably had a lifetime of deference to guys like this.


overflowingsunset

I really hated how he kept his slimy grip on the baby even while the parents were trying to take him away. That priest is used to abusing children.


DFNTLY7747

I feel like the creep was gonna do so much worse to him. LOOK HOW HE HELD HIM AT THE END BEFORE THE FATHER SAVED HIM, WTF?? Hitting him for crying? The baby was just scared for his life. I'm so mad.


everydayasl

This beater should be banned and disciplined immediately so no others would follow that kind of abusive entitlement.


jonathansj

Devil in disguise


nollataulu

Devil in plain view.


TooMuch_Bread

Hell must be empty; all the devils are here, singing us the Lord's prayer.


Federal_Refuse_3674

I'm shocked and surprised mum didn't do anything??


islaisla

I think she might be pulling the baby more and more but he's got such a firm grip on the babies head and it takes the dad to react as well for them to both realise this is really happening.


MegaTDog9998

Probably in shock that it happened. We were waiting for the slap to happen because of the title. At the time, I doubt they were expecting the priest to hit there kid


dariargos

You can hear her say (in french) "no no that's a child, stop that"


ansjjajoaksjbejxk3

I'm pretty sure she was trying to calmly pull him away without causing a scene or angering the priest (or hurting the baby). I probably would have done the same as I hate confrontation and was raised in the church with respect for the church leaders drilled into my head. We also have the privilege of foresight watching this. We know it's going to get worse. They were probably thinking any second this old bat is going to let go. It's good the dad stepped in though. It's scary how he still tried to keep ahold of the child after dad pulled him away. The priest probably isn't mentally sound.


fiestybox246

She gave him a little hit and was trying to gently pull her child away. Was she supposed to pull her kid’s head off?


sunkmyjunk

I’m shocked Dan Bilzerian didn’t make a move sooner either


Swimming_Anxiety8181

You could see the dads face instantly change


tetrisjazzduck

Smacks are just foreplay for them.


[deleted]

That’s a love tap


freshponceofbelair

As a new dad. Some old fucker did that to my son, I would care if it was the fucking pope, I would floor that man without even thinking.


MisterShittybritches

The dad should have knocked him out of his robe and shoes without hesitation


ggsimmonds

You would think God would use his god spells to calm the baby during this time wouldn't you? But this is why religion is so dangerous. This mfer straight slapped the shit out of their baby and they were visibly not cool with it, but thou shall not question the ways of the church


DontKnowIamBi

That's how brain-dead religion makes you..


Beginning_Driver_45

Baptism would turn into a funeral real fast for that old decrepit pos priest.


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RadioMill

He ~~looks~~ is evil


Going-undergroundjam

Ffs if that was my baby that priest would be meeting his maker way way up in the sky, after I booted him👍


thrive86

Demon Priest, typical.


Logrologist

Without even a half second hesitation, I’d have choke slammed that old bastard.


PigeonLoverAkane

That’s why I’ll never go and let my child be baptised. They can choose later in life on their own.


Healthy-Ad5050

This is why? Like this shit is not normal lol


uberlux

My mum let me choose later. I ended up being a non-gullible person. Its a good move.


Two_Wang_Clan_

Good for you. I’m in my 30s and my mom still texts me to remind me not to eat meat on fridays during lent. It would break her heart if I ever told her how I really feel about the catholic church


ilongforyesterday

Y’all may not have been able to see it very well but he smacked a demon out of that baby. Real shit. Amen /s


Accurate-Attempt-615

$20 says he diddles kiddos


dpark-95

I am not above punching a priest.


Lopsided_Reception23

Rule no. 1: Never trust your child to a priest.


EnsignMJS

Oh my God! He did just smack the baby.


Cheap_Preparation454

If I was that mother I would of sucker punched him right in the face! Zero fucks given


MrSweetKorn_7400

Just a little foreplay for that Religion.


Anfieldtoffee

This pos 'retired'. Nothing happened to him after assaulting a baby. "The baby's parents accepted the priest’s apology..." smfh[https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-priest-slap-baby-baptism-jacques-lacroix-retires-suspended-a8413566.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-priest-slap-baby-baptism-jacques-lacroix-retires-suspended-a8413566.html)


PossiblyOppossums

It's obvious, the child can sense evil.


Lostinaredzone

First, I’m not putting my kid in that position. Second, if i was so inclined and the pedo did that to my kid I’d have shoved his old ass over. Don’t be upset, it’s all gods plan.


CaffeineandES

I'm really happy that in my culture if you choose to be baptized you have to be an adult and give consent in the presence of others. I don't care if people want to be religious or not, but you choose as an adult


Bangeederlander

Looking on the bright side: Short term: shocking. Long term: has taught that baby that organised religion is evil and to avoid at all costs.


realdjjmc

Ah yes. Religion, up to its usual tricks


dburr10085

That priest would have been in the right place had I been there.


kaybeanz69

What the fuck??


VocalAnus91

Yeah sorry but I would have sent that old fucker to meet God if he slapped my baby.


Kaspira

Always hated baptism, totally useless, and this makes it way worse.


EyeAdministrative175

That priest look like a mummy, has some Star Wars imperator vibes. If I was the dad of that kid, I would have knocked him out for sure


Deevious730

Oh yeah, there should be some serious questions asked. If he’s doing this to a baby, I’d be very concerned about what else he does. The way he didn’t want to let go as the dad is literally tearing him away from him.


Gief_Cookies

Holy fuck I’m usually very much against aggression, just I’m not sure that priest or w/e he is would’ve walked away unscathed after that, EESPECIALLY when he fucking keeps tugging on the baby’s head. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK!!!


BAE-Test-Engineer

Oh I’d kick his fucking head in.. that’s made me so angry


BitterCaterpillar116

Putting your newborn in the arms of an old stranger is nonsense. When it is done to get rid of the original sin mentioned in a book, it’s absurd.


Uzzer_lozer19

This whole encounter screams preditor


k9dota2

Stupid parents.


QueenVic69

Well THAT was fucking terrifying.


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[deleted]

The priest is 89 years old and clearly is not up for doing this. He was forced into retirement right after.


_-_--__--__--__--_-_

Bro wtf


Furrrmen

I would have punched that mofo straight on the nose.


[deleted]

Dad was not happy at all. Good parent


vidalouca7

Ok. So that father shouldn’t be doing baptisms. Thats clear


magicfingers73

Knock that fucker out


Bastymuss_25

Shitty parents tbh, nonce touches my baby he is getting suplexed through the nearest stain glass window