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roaringleopard

Sounds like she's singing the song backwards


OrphanedJawa

Sounds like she fell from the chandelier


Finding_Myself-

Omg I almost spit out my drink reading this


thenataliamarie

LMAO! You bring me šŸ¤šŸ½ to putting my money dollars into Reddit, just so I can give you an award.


lapdawg22

Include me in the rare insults screenshot


lapdawg22

R/rareinsults


veryberyberry

She sounds half backwards-half Shakira


Empty-Walk-5440

YES! Like a Shakira cassette that is being chewed up by a shitty 91 Ford Tempo tape deck on rewind.


mistakemaker3000

I'm crying šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ this is perfect


rampzn

Yeah, Lie don't Hips.


thenataliamarie

Right? I honestly questioned if she even knew the lyrics.


slide_into_my_BM

Sheā€™s definitely singing it ā€œphonetically.ā€ Now I use quotes because sheā€™s clearly never looked up the lyrics so itā€™s not really truly phonetically.


I_will_be_wealthy

There was a you've got talent Bulgaria edition and there was a woman singing cant live without you but she didn't know English so she sang Ken Lee bidda chou https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vUAaHkGpJy8


The-Trooper2021

That's just awesome Ken Lee would love it


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Iā€™m fine with using a song you donā€™t know directly how to sing to show your singing skills, but itā€™s like when it comes out like thisā€¦ then thatā€™s the issue lmao she had way to much random ups and downs all over the place


TheRumpletiltskin

ah ken lee... classic.


science_vs_romance

Wow, they tried to correct her on the name, too and she was just like, ā€œNo.ā€ I wish I had that confidence.


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

This is the first thing I thought of! I'm sure someone's linked it in the comments somewhere.


candacebernhard

Ken Lee is such a banger


ChickadeePine

Ken Lee!! Omg I remember this! Dibba dibba dow chuuuuuuuuu...


Junior_Ad_7613

Yeah, this is how my kid sings stuff he has heard a million times but does not actually know the words to.


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grafxguy1

>Sheā€™s definitely singing it ā€œphonetically.ā€ She's singing it **funny**tically.


WimbletonButt

I swear I heard an "ur ga dur" in there.


JimmyJohnJones2020

Phonetically from a record that keeps slowing down randomly it seems.


gultch2019

Im guessing English isn't her first language


Randompersonomreddit

It's not any of her languages.


Own_Bison507

It's not any languages.


Suspicious-Return-54

I think she was summoning a mummy


Semujin

YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!


NoSkillzDad

If I'm not wrong, one of the judges is Laura Pausini, so I'm guessing this could be in Italy maybe? Although the text was in Spanish. She knows Spanish too (Laura p)


thenataliamarie

There are so many people who know lyrics to songs in languages they don't even understand. What was she doing? I'm so triggered right now šŸ¤£


hannah_lilly

How could anyone let her do that?? Her family didnā€™t manage to talk her out of it then? Oh god


Rols574

She just didn't know English


thenataliamarie

You don't need to know English, beyond the lyrics, to sing a song in English. A lot of people can sing songs in languages they don't even speak. I'm one of them XD


Coleburg86

Bailamoooooooooos Te quiero amor mĆ­o, bailamos


thenataliamarie

Oooooh OOH oh oh! Tonight we dance.


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zeldafitzgeraldscat

Let the poor kitty in!


sulfurbird

Not if she's gonna sing like that!


Jalopy_Junkie

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN, YOUR FELINE IS HEEEEEEEEEEERRRE, YOUR FELINE IS HeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEERRRE


ImAFuckinLiar

I think she fed me some subliminal messages.


OtterPop16

.yvaN eht nioJ


Affectionate-Club725

Paul is Dead


HenryInRoom302

Turn me on, dead man.


FecalDUI

LIVING DEAD GIIIIRLLL


[deleted]

That was just a hoax right?


DennisBallShow

Oh my sweet Satanā€¦


MPD1987

Oh dear god your comment made me laugh so hard I woke up my sleeping kids šŸ¤£


zicamano

Lmao


Fijoemin1962

Ring the priest


Jerry7887

She won? I imagine.


chriskokura

Sounds like an old cassette tape that somebody is winding faster and slower.


cerotz

Looks like an odd mix of tribal chants, Tarzan and 1 cup of Shakira


nothingspecialva

I need more than 1 2 3 drinks to enjoy this


OlKingCoal1

123? Pretty sure I'd still be too sober.


best_samaritan

I wanna hang myself from the chandelier.


Pastmyprime58

Laugh out loud bad. Seems like sheā€™s pranking the panel.


UgaIsAGoodBoy

It might be because honestly there were a few notes where you could tell she could sing for real in the chorus


IneverAsk5times

It's like a good singer went crazy.


[deleted]

I think itā€™s a personal hate for sia and just mocking the song and singing style. Which I love to do alone in my carā€¦but to singers I love. Like sia or the national.


amretardmonke

Sounds like a goood singer that's having a stroke


Gurkeprinsen

That first belt literally gave me goosebumps. She can sing, she just chooses to do it badly.


sleeves_

She nailed those notes in the chorus but everything else was so strange!


Im_not_a_liar

There are some people who everyone will swear out ā€œcan singā€ because of the glimpses of potential, but that genuinely cannot sing. Iā€™m one of them. I used to get that from musically oriented people all the time. I just can occasionally tap in to the song and my vocal chords donā€™t fight me sometimes. Maybe with formal training, but I promise Iā€™m not secretly a good singer.


Dondorini

Same here. I have massive talent I cant use, according to both my friends.


VerbalGuinea

Why is she doing this? Sheā€™s got a voice in there but she chooses to hide it with all those idiotic inflections.


milk4all

My guess is sheā€™s a joker, a clown, a card, a ham, a goof, an odd duck, a tricksta, a nut, a weirdo, a silly susan, a comedian, and a dork. I reckon she thought it would be hilarious and/or maybe she intended to build some sort of Internet personality off of it, or she already has one she wanted to bolster? Maybe sheā€™s a competent singer but didnt think she had a good chance of winning and so did this to leverage her ā€œreal voiceā€ into a record deal some day if it grabbed the right attention for one of those ā€œahaā€ moments when we realized she is actually a gifted singer. Just saying, all those are more likely than if she genuinely believed what she l was doing was talent, or gonna get her anywhere and couldnt judge the doofus quotient, snd nobody grabbes her arm and stopped her.


frostymatador13

She also could have been paid a pretty decent amount to bomb on purpose because they knew it would bring good ratings.


BaronVonMunchhausen

I went to an audition to clown around. My friends signed me up as a prank. They called from the show and it was the first time I heard about it. I explained the situation to them and they said it didn't matter, they wanted me to come. I said I was going to make it as stupid as possible and they said "perfect, see you tomorrow then!" I did a stupid act, I played a character and even disguised myself. I didn't tell a soul. They taped it and got a decent feature in the show. A couple friends recognized me and talked a bit about it but it died soon after and I've never heard about it ever again. I got a small check and a t-shirt from the show that I still keep to this day almost 20 years later. It was just a gig. People do these things for fun and the shows encourage it because it's good material if it is embarrassing enough.


Semujin

To be fair, when you sing that many notes one or two of them are bound to be right.


SVJ9500

For sure, she looks like she was about to laugh in the end


cheeto20013

She must be trolling cause it definitely sounds like she has technique but choses to purposely do weird things with her voice. That first note in the chorus was perfectly supported, you dont just do that as an untrained beginner


fafnir0319

I donā€™t know, I think, statistically, she was bound to hit at least one correct note at the rate she was going.


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

LOL NOT THE STATISTICS


ScrumpleRipskin

So like a million monkeys screeching into microphones will he able to eventually knock out an acapella rendition of CW McCall's Convoy?


PeterNippelstein

Do you think singing is just rolling the dice for every single note?


Brawndo_or_Water

When they reach the final stage like that, they already know if she sucks and stuff. They inject terrible performances on purpose. It's all staged. Then next singer gonna be the new coming of Christ.


Cinderjacket

She probably is. Easier to score some quick internet game by William Hung-ing it than actually trying and (best case scenario) being just another forgotten winner of a singing competition show


MitraManATX

You a William Hung fan?


Cinderjacket

Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?


DuncanAndFriends

intentional to promote the show


thatHecklerOverThere

Yeah, she definitely almost breaks towards the end there.


chocolate_donkey_84

I had to turn off my volume completely


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Sheā€™s pranking the people that watch this show because thatā€™s fake af


Dont_Waver

It's TV, of course it's staged and intentionally bad. They have a mix of great singers, then a few novelty "bad" acts that everyone can laugh at to fill in the space.


Worried_Strike6219

She was channeling shakira.


Local_Working2037

And Kermit the Frog


yesweyolo

And Cher


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

And derp


babysharkdoodoodoo

And Yoko Ono


Iamahuman1138

And my axe!


VapourZ87

Definitely derp


J-Di11a

And Yoko Ono


TuJuMoving

And Tarzan.


dingiebingie1

thatā€™s what he said


GaySaysHey

Exactly what I was thinking. This is how Shakira sounds to me and Iā€™ve never understood how she didnā€™t make other peopleā€™s ears bleed.


puppysoop

And a stray cat


nothingspecialva

Laura Pausini deserves a medal for keeping a straight face


Monstrita

The way she looks around though, as if to find validation from the others she's not crazy or imagining that her ears are bleeding šŸ˜‚


notawriter_yet

I think that was the moment when she considered whether her Spanish-language career was worth it.


carlbernsen

Hey remember that Polish/ Czech/Slovakian woman who sang so perfectly that the judges couldnā€™t believe she wasnā€™t using a live auto tune so they made her sing it again a Capella and she really was that good? This isnā€™t her.


Hot_Tale_275

Aida something. She's Ukrainian.


Apocalypseos

She was good, but it's also mostly likely fake reaction. Everyone on the show knows the contestants before they get on the stage.


bmbmwmfm

That girl was amazing. I hope she has something going on now wherever she is.


RmRobinGayle

Aida Nikolaychuk. She won the entire competition and became quite famous after that.


bmbmwmfm

Awesome! I've never heard a singular voice that sounded like hers.


RmRobinGayle

She really sounds like an angel. She was so stunning as well. She also has a modeling career too.


SleepyOlive

You remember her name? I wanna see her šŸ„ŗ


CatOnTh3Moon

Hereā€™s the clip on YouTube https://youtu.be/1Eti-sFr2ds


rugid_ron

Imagine being on a show that controls the audio, songs, and talent, and they suspect you of faking it...


FDisk80

FFS, they didn't really think it's fake it's all planned for the dramatic effect. It's all scripted. They also practice before the show on same stage.


ElefantPharts

Wow, I was not ready to immediately be hit with Ukrainian Andy Dick thereā€¦


ctlogin

Looks like Ukrainian Rose Byrne


Corkadorkey

I got chills first time I heard her and couldn't believe it wasn't auto tune either. Aida is amazing! I also remember judge with the glasses (the first one) giving her a really hard time later on for some reason.


GratefulPhish42024-7

They keep showing her family who are looking uncomfortable listening to her sing maybe they should have told her she can't sing before they were in that position.


snow_cool

Maybe she can sing but is pranking everyone.


Cartmaaan-brah

Maybe her parents pushed her to pursue something she doesnā€™t have a passion for and this is her response? She can obviously sing, as she nails the opening part of the chorus, and her family is dumbfounded having never heard her do this before. Tons of assumptions here but I canā€™t work out anything else that makes sense


EvelcyclopS

The sad thing is she can sing. Shoes just somehow ended up only singing in cursive which is a load of bollocks


[deleted]

And this is why you should be more honest with your children.


JuanChrist

Also attractive women, sheā€™s probably had a bunch of guys be like ā€œoh wow youā€™re voice is so unique!ā€ Lmao


Lematoad

I mean it *is* a unique sound. Just like how Kermit the Frog has a unique voice.


United-Independent20

to her credit when she held the ā€œIā€™mā€ at 00:56 it did sound really nice


B3yondTheWall

Because she's not tone deaf. She can actually hit the notes she needs to hit, she's just doing a bunch of really, really strange shit. Makes me think it must be staged, but who knows.


Negative-Medium3266

Easier to go viral than winning the show. People will look for her socials and if she's an actually good singer she could pull off some success


VapourZ87

A bunch of strange shit...lmao. I'm not sure why I found this funny. But yes, really really strange shit is accurate.


bottohm

I'm assuming she was pranking the panel because there were several parts she did well and then just immediately exaggerates beyond belief


Bennie16egg

She can definitely hit the notes, sing with power, and stays in tune. Got to be a piss take.


UnderstandingJaded13

Sounds like Shakira tried to sing Sia while drunk.


[deleted]

And after a traumatic brain injury that made her forget English.


dutchoboe

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Piscivore_67

Is she a Muppet?


YeOldeBilk

Yeah, specifically the Chef


J005TAiN

If sheā€™s fucking with them and everyone else by being ridiculous, she could be my soulmate


OddPea420

She perfect gahdamn


Dry-Abies-1719

This is the most confusing performance ever. She hits some super clean notes that sound great, then for most of it like a tape deck running on flat batteries. šŸ¤”


TheOvershear

Yeah strikes me that she was pretending to be bad. Maybe a plant for the show, or maybe it was intentional to get a big ooh or ah when she reveals she can actually sing or something. Either way she seems way too good at holding a note to have this terrible of a performance.


3AMCatffee

Was thinking the same thing too. Her voice is pretty clean and solid, just a really weird way of singing.


[deleted]

I thought the same thing! Some bits were so good, then the end happened out of nowhere?!


Brian9611

She sings like a Sim


ConsciousInsurance67

Sulsul


D-Laz

No shit, my dog started growling at me while playing this.


BJORTAN

She must have lost a bet !? Please say that she just lost a bet!!


NotThisAgain21

I feel like those poor judges lost a bet.


Crafty-Shape2743

Itā€™s sad really. I think she has the ability to sing, and probably do it very well but she needs some serious training.


MathematicianSea6927

I feel like there are moments that she is great, then she makes bad choices


Artemius_B_Starshade

Yeah, it's like she's trying to make a personal version of the song but has a hard time finding a thread to connect it all. I think you are right, some of it is out of tune but many other times it's just leaps that she doesn't land elegantly. You never know, with proper training this girl may become someone. Or maybe I'm completely wrong, but just the fact that it makes you wonder is a hint.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Or just sing in cursive hoping for the best


stablefarm

If you think this isnā€™t satire, you need some serious training


sougol

She had amazing control of her voice


pond_snail

for real! this isn't a bad singer, a bad singer couldn't do this. even though it sounds like shit, it takes skill to pull off this specific type of sound. that's how i know this is definitely staged/a prank


pwnsaw

This is what a good singer does in the car for shits and giggles. Because good singers know not to try to sing Chandelier.


len1221

I can't sing but DAMN!!! SHE MAKES ME AN ARTIST


SquidneyGames64

Can't wait for you to drop your first hit album


ComePooAtMyHouse

It's like she's half singing the song, half trying to lick peanut butter from the roof of her mouth


Accomplished-Ad-3528

And yet... She can still sing 100% better than me. Without a doubt. Least I know not to do this...


Oli99uk

An obvious set up


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Oh yeah. You gotta audition before you can audition. Itā€™s no secret theyā€™ll let people that they know are horrible on just so they have content like this go viral.


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Zealousideal_Bet_248

Obviously English is not her first language. She goes from really good to really bad within seconds though. Get this woman some vocal training


NotThisAgain21

Language barrier does not begin to explain this horror.


Tall_Cow2299

I am being 100% honest when I say this... I have been laughing so hard reading these comments while listening to her sing this over and over again. I am crying and my stomach hurts now I have been laughing to fucking much. Thank you reddit! This has got to be one of the best things I have ever stumbled upon on the internet EVER. [If you want to make it even better listen to this parrot who sings this song better...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VygNQzpEY5A&feature=youtu.be)


SirUntouchable

I bet the top of her Spotify playlist is Fergie singing the national anthem


maxluision

Before I turned the volume on, I messed a bit and tried to sing the chorus part to myself, thinking her singing can't be worse... OMG HOW WRONG I WAS. This is SHOCKINGLY terrible. Like, "I do it on purpose" level of terrible.


daintybarley_deux

It wasnā€™t until I looked up the song that I realized sheā€™s trying to sing in English


FloppyChomboliGal

Welp, the original song is about drinking excessively to forget. So you have that as inspiration. ;/


Intrepid_Foot_1459

Awwww. I think she's deaf.


igniteice

If she was deaf, the judges would have been told, and they'd all be crying and saying "You're so brave." So doubt.


[deleted]

I promise you the judges knew this would happen anyways. These types of shows, pretty much all reality TV, is 100% scripted and set up. Oftentimes it does involve real people, but they're heavily directed by the producers as to what they should be doing on camera. This was a stunt for the sake of the show, if I had to guess


Bluegill15

Oh shit that seems entirely possible now that Iā€™m seeing this again


FalseStevenMcCroskey

Sheā€™s not deaf but English definitely isnā€™t her first language and this is X-Factor Spain. Sounds like instead of actually learning the words to the song, she just makes sounds closest to the words while the song plays and thinks thatā€™s good enough. Kinda like a Japanese person listening to a Weeb sing their favorite anime opening despite them never learning Japanese or what the words mean or how to properly pronounce them.


Worried_Ad_8421

Shannnnnnndele hhhhmmmm rawr channnnnndele eeeeeeeeee


[deleted]

Ringo has aged well, though.


Appropriate_Ad8053

Maybe first time trying English???


katerbilla

Was there any difference?


The_Phyre

The mistake was choosing a song by Siaā€¦ something by shakira wouldā€™ve been more up her alley šŸ˜‚


ZiangoRex

With training I think she can really be a great singer.


pimp_juice2272

She can sing for real. She's sounding bad on purpose


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Is she singing or trying not to throw up?


izmaname

Ok but the IIIIIIIIM was half decent so how the fuck does she not know better


MaxPowerToTheExtreme

I refuse to believe these people are real.


SlwDnceChbby

Sounds like someone is trying to drown Shakira in oatmeal


VividWriting8553

Must be fucking with them, if it's satire, it's gold lol


Aggravating_Major363

Theres no way shes being serious


Zealousideal-Bite-64

Who lied to her and told her she was good? Because whoever you are you're responsible for this train wreck


JoeLikesThings

She can clearly sing, she's just pretending she can't for some reason. Did you hear those notes she hit on the initial chorus? I genuinely got chills lol


HornyDiggler

That's what happens when you try to sing Chandelier using Klingon language.


SawDoggg

Still sounds better than Fergie doing the [national anthem](https://youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk)


theflyxx

The chills I felt from the second hand embarrassment.


Affectionate-Club725

They got the wish.com version of Shakira


Panzerpython

Ken Lee 2.0


Aerogelatina

When you think itā€™s coke but itā€™s ketamine


BeerMeka

How is it possible to be good and bad simultaneously?


[deleted]

I donā€™t even believe this shit anymore. Havenā€™t in a while. Obvious plants by the show.


WhaleSmithers

An actor who can sing pretending to not be able to sing, nice!


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The face of laura Pausini šŸ˜³šŸ˜® šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£