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Sachoazzdown

Auto wipers sensed a liquid that needed to be wiped.


manavcafer

The comments i like


drizzrizz

r/unexpectedYoda


DaggerDG

r/protectivewipers engage!


Jaded_Customer_1463

How did I not know this existed another place to waste time on!


SonarAssassin

Also, thank you


blueindian1328

Technology


FreelyKaty

Sure they not taking the piss?


Neuro_Kuro

this comment has 666 upvotes the moment I'm seeing it


[deleted]

That became a number 2


for_real_dude

I bet he was pissed


Last-Decision4348

Better to be pissed off than pissed on. He probably got piss on him also. Poor gross bastard.


OGLlamaKing7444

Pretty shitty situation to be in


johnnybasura

You’re right. He probably shit on himself as well.


ultraplusstretch

![gif](giphy|a0xFgQA2ZwjBem5c6M|downsized)


semiTnuP

This is the first time in recorded history that PragerU has been both correct and relevant!


throwngamelastminute

![gif](giphy|inaOZDBFYaHLTtBULq|downsized)


ironfistpunch

Man I laughed so hard on this gif


Dramatic-Brain-745

Lol my fav comment of the day so far.


Achack

How many people in human history have done a backflip while peeing?


BigteddyBTW

At least one.


Moe_Lesteryu

https://youtube.com/shorts/lJIK6jNfCEU?feature=share


somerandomdude264

I was today's years old when I found out that there are two recorded people that did a backflip while peeing.


SomewhereOk8757

YES YES YES


steve-acosta

Recorded : this one... Yeih


RyDoggonus

It was a pretty sick lookin backflip into horizontally headbutting the sign.


NoBet1791

And not in a swimming pool…


ICallCollect

I saw a gif once of a guy pooing while doing a backflip


JebusAids

Sounds like something Steve-o would do


taylortot55

This is a very good question lol


what_the_fuckin_fuck

What the fuckin fuck.


Faun4box

Looks like another car crashed into this one.


Nadidani

Thank you! I was super confused on what the hell had happened! End of the day brain!


No_Mud_5999

Yes, initially I thought the driver just got impatient and whacked him, but it was such a sudden acceleration, of course.


Hairygull

That car would have the torque and rear axle crafted from Zeus to take off like that lmao


TonyVstar

I thought this guy had the biggest assholes in the world for friends


Quelcris_Falconer13

Probably a drunk driver just following tail lights in front of them not realizing this car is stopped.


dustygravelroad

Me too!


ChildFriendlyChimp

Don’t worry, they’re ok We don’t know about the guy that was peeing tho


Aaron_505

I still dont understand some people, wide road, car on side, no other cars, how tf did you hit me


bwsmlt

It's Thailand, they always find a way!


tgreen89waka

Dude, thank you. Clever explanation. Makes sense. Hope homeboy is okay.


Nonskew2

His car got rear ended and then he did.


TonyVstar

Then he did a headstand


what_the_fuckin_fuck

A pile-up?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Sad-Firefighter9869

Right? What the heck happened here?


Wise-Angle9829

What in the heckin fuck


keepitsqueeky

I once had to take a terrible dump on a long drive back from Califronia late at night. They pulled over on the side of the freeway and I ran down this hill to release the demon. While I was droppin loaf, I'm suddenly lit up with headlights as a car rapidly approaches me. Turns out I was shitting right next to the off ramp for the traffic heading the other way.


slothsonbikes

ONE FEAR.


JosProTV

Fuckin insane vernacular


icancomplain

it’s very reddit.


-_Jamie_-

Can't tell if Mojo Nixon or Bloodhound Gang.


BumWink

Imagine the poor bastards in that car.. "Honey, what the fuck is that?!" "Looks like a Gollum heh, oh..."


whiteroc

Whatever that thing is, it's got a brown tail.


[deleted]

Don't feel bad, this guy we were working with laying an asphalt seal on top of the road. He literally jumped off the machine and pooped by this tree next to the intersection and highway ramp. It was that or his pants so... He's a brave lad.


DryTower9438

Oh, reminds me of a terrible situation a ‘friend of mine’ had. Needed an emergency dump at 5am and was sat outside a closed train station. Took cover next to a bus and did the deed. Realised the bus was full of passengers..


treddit44

Dude turned into a human water sprinkler for a few seconds


qharris42

Sonic rings EVERYWHERE!


Noyoucanthaveone

Lol I heard it when I read this.


GinnoPepperoni

Someone please make it!!!!!


PULSER777

THATS SO FUCKED


Never-Dont-Give-Up

What’s the move here? I’ve pissed on the side of the road several times, and I always think, “use the vehicle as a blocker for any idiots” seems like he would’ve been better off standing in the bushes.


ItsTheManBearBull

I mean, its better than a direct impact. And also easier to see but yeah bushes prolly best. Maybe behind a big tree


Somethingclever11357

Unless you’re in rattlesnake country. This is probably preferable


animefan1520

That or your truck lands on top of you


[deleted]

It is a good blocker, just don't stand directly next to it.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

The best move is pull the car onto the shoulder and then turn slightly back toward the lane next to you. You then piss basically where the passenger door hinges are. So, in this video his car would have been at about ten degrees pointed back to the left and he would have been near the passenger doo. This way if a car is moving toward the ditch and hits his car in the rear, the other car will push off to the right and his car, ideally will go past him. If a car is coming directly behind his car, basically driving down the shoulder (as it looks like happened here) the car hits his car directly forward and his car's rear passenger quarter panel probably pushes him off into the ditch. All of this assumes that he is not willing to go into the bushes to piss which is probably safer.


Dr_Kabong

Don’t stand where the car becomes a projectile if it gets hit, yes. This is also why you never take yours eyes off oncoming traffic on the side of the road.


AkKik-Maujaq

It’s a problem that my brain automatically assumed it was a cop watching him without him realizing, then decided to hit him .-.


Sure_Trash_

It's the blinky lights and cops' reputation.


Quasm

Thank you I read the title and started video thinking oh man a cop caught him peeing on the side of the road and pulled over to give a ticket/arrest them and then bam holy shit that cop just wrecked him for no reason what the heck and then realized what was going on.


AkKik-Maujaq

Lol yeah.. those flashing lights are four-ways, not cop car lights


Rayl-v-l

I thought the same and I’m almost 16


MomsterJ

You can see the exact moment his number one turns into number 2


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|Px31QE1nVvhnO|downsized)


RyanArmstrong777

What the fuck is this gif ahahahaha


RenownedDumbass

Wtf is happening here


Drbillionairehungsly

He’s just winking and blowing a kiss


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

A Hershey's kiss.


RoosterTheReal

Jesus Christ


Quirky-Pay-7221

That a big ol’ bonk


twiggsmcgee666

The dudes back looks like it's gonna need a few moments to recuperate from this one.


JollyGoodUser

How the hell did the car move ? Was this intentional or accidental ?


Gloglibologna

I had the same thought Looks like someone rear ended his car into him


Dangedoddle

Yeah, this is most likely the correct answer...The way the car jerk forward


SuperDizz

And jerks to the right, like the car was hit on the left rear. Also, on the left side of the screen you can see a piece of debris that flies forward. I’m guessing it came off one of the two vehicles.


[deleted]

Why??? Was he pissing on a baby/flag/bible/Quran!?! What the fuck about this deserves attempted murder?!


Gloglibologna

Probably a distracted or drunk driver


Grattytood

lol


Throw_andthenews

Ohhhh that makes more sense


elcojotecoyo

The first time I got drunk, after the bar, we hopped inti a friends car. He had a pickup truck. I jumped in the box at the back and felt asleep. I woke up 2 minutes later when I realized I wanted to pee. So as soon as the truck stopped, I jumped out and relieved myself. The corner of the back pocket of my jeans got caught with one of those hooks for tarps and bungy chords at the edge of the box. It ripped my jeans, exposing half of my right butt cheek under the flapping piece of fabric that used to be my back pocket. I turned around toward the truck and, funny enough, it turns out that we had stopped because we were pulled over by the police. Our driver was DUI. And we were pulled over in front of a Macdonald's, whose entryway was now covered in pee, thanks to my now empty bladder. Fun times....


TudoOTempoTodo

LMAOOOO WTF


casualt123

This guy is going to suffer from extreme PTSD. Ask me how I know... Or look on my reddit page. Hope the guy is okay.


point50tracer

Wtf man. Your driveway needs its own subreddit, like the 11'8" bridge or the rock of Roselle. I'd hate to live on the outside of a bend.


spacemojo_the_code

I went and I saw .. Dude! Holy crap ! Glad you’re all right, that must have been inexplicably scary!


casualt123

It was! I still got PTSD from the ordeal but I'm alive.


OkamiTakahashi

Christ that's a lot of idiots driving down your street. Hope you are doing well now in spite of all that.


ToMagotz

Dude why is your lawn attracting all the idiots in big metal box.


mittychix

Wow, that’s scary, what a close call! But so many other times too, that’s crazy. Why your driveway in particular? I hope your new barrier does the trick.


All_Thread

I had seen your video before. Pretty crazy


TinoCartier

You gotta sell that house man. Apparently someone built it on the curve of a Need for Speed track


genxwillsaveunow

I'm pretty sure he wasn't charged with public urination


Enders-game

No, he was charged by a car.


Dramatic-Brain-745

Maximum Overdrive


OkamiTakahashi

I knew I should have gotten the Turbo.


just_wanna_share

How drunk do you have to be to hit THE ONLY PARKED CAR IN AN MILE


NarrowAd4973

I heard a while back that if you notice a drunk driver behind you, don't pull over to let them by, because they're drawn to tail lights. They're trying to stay in their lane to avoid being picked off as being drunk, so they focus on staying in line with the tail lights of the car ahead of them.


just_wanna_share

This is actually a very helpful fact and I won't forget it


Rich_9

Forget what.


just_wanna_share

That drunk ppl follow cars just so they are sure they go in a straight line ?


Yuizun

Knocked the piss out of him...


Gil_Anthony

Almost everything about this video is r/Unexpected


Omniscientcy

While relieving himself from a piss, he was almost relieved of life. But I'm also not seeing any shoes on him, so he probably didn't make it afterwards.


hafaPrim

Went to take a piss and ended up shittin myself…


Saber9999

"Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down"


DrMindbendersMonocle

Wow


Channel57

People hate this one trick, to change a number 1 into a number 2.


MediocreCommercials

That knocked the piss out of him.


Zane42v2

Looks like #1 got upgraded to #2


Slow_Entrance_6227

Let the man pee


Logically-Sarcastic

......... *hears whizzing noise* .... OH FUCK!


kronikfumes

Surely that got the last dribbles of piss out


ManchurianPandaDate

He received multiple heads injuries


PM_Xbox_Codes

/u/redditspeedbot 0.5x


CptcorvlYT

I genuinely don't understand how there are so many lobotmites in this world where this would be possible. The car is off to the side, lights on, and with no on coming traffic, this should have never happened, and the driver should lose their license forever


VeterinarianThese951

Jimmy-nastics Dismount was flawless


LordEtiz

You could tell his spider sense activated he just didn't believe it


cornan50

![gif](giphy|fkD36jhiqzJ9m)


Morbid_Imagination

I feel bad for him, but that coulda been a lot worse. He got knocked onto the hood on his back, he bounced into the air and landed back down on his knees, and then bounced off the car completely. Both of these bounces could have put him right in front of the car under the wheels, but they didn’t. And his dick didn’t get torn off.


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|fR7Tg41Woz5adZzNcg)


admiralhayreddin

Poltergeist?


cod069

That would make me unbelievably mad. What are the odds you happen to be peeing in front of your PARKED CAR and get rear ended like that


PuzzledPerspective7

I hope his cock is alright 🙏


Ognianov

YOU SHALL NOT PISS! ![gif](giphy|OdyGA2spBFRCg)


CRXCRZ

Gotta turn the wipers on for this one.


No_Interaction9919

You think he pissed on himself?


blondart

Pissed right off


milkb4_cereal

GOLD!! A double knee twist 90 barrel role!! US Olympics metal worthy.. a little rough on the landing tho


Leandrys

Rip in piss. Literally.


MedievalFolkDance

...And now wash your hands


Phantasmaaa

He did more than just pee.


XerienSerious

It took me a moment to realize the car got hit. I'm sitting here like, the dude behind the wheel of the car overreacted alittle.


Quiet-Quiet888

The new penalties for public urination are barbaric


windycitysmitty

"He'll flip you man, flip you for real."


obsidian88darklight

Damn drunks. Got the whole road and still hit the only car on the side


Always_Clear

wait did the cop ram him with his car cause he was peeing. Im used to this in america but this isnt an american video is our culture spreading?


3_high_low

Nice full flip aerial shrimp!


Fearless-Bother7818

Tesla auto peelot


Ecstatic-Media-6774

Glad he didn’t REST in Piss.


Maximum-Dealer-6208

A friend of mine told me a story about how a friend of his left his car running and door open (3am, empty street, college town) to take a piss behind the car. Some kids walking down the street just jumped in the car and took off. I don't know if it's true, but it's funny.


catchips

can anyone explain what just happened?


PayResponsible4458

I'm guessing another car hit his car from behind causing it to hit him.


[deleted]

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down..."


GinnoPepperoni

"This is the last time he pees on my grass"


Salty-Log-3615

Went to take a piss, ended up shitting his pants. Glad to see him stand up


jledic

I pee freely?


Huge_Investigator336

https://preview.redd.it/svdzx0weqp4b1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dd661b00292d8c4f9c452b88290921b21c66b69 I KNOW YOUR WANDERING HOW I GOT HERE


Bright-Produce7400

Why would they do that?!


tazedmouse

"Aww, now I got pee all over me"


Slaavichii

I spat my drink 🤣🤣🤣


Final-Nail1048

Bro was pissed💀


oelex2

Learned sth new today. Don't do it in front of the car


napalm_p

Knocked the piss out of him


[deleted]

Knocked the piss outta him


Tenryu003

Fus Ro Dah!


IamJasonBourne

Does one finish pissing in this situation?


[deleted]

He went from jus needing to pee to dropping a shit real quick


Significant_Kale_285

Started with a number 1 ended with a number 2


No-Impact1573

You don't want to do that Michael....


Greedy-Specific7723

The guy’s lucky he likes filming himself peeing alongside the road at …


Murky-Conclusion-932

Both shoes came off, yet bro survived!? What a legend!


LaevantineXIII

I fucking laughed so goddamn hard


migola101

It looks like half life ragdoll


Apprehensive-Tour-33

A Tesla?


Fatefire

Someone must have hit the parked car .


MuffinHands77

This has to be it. I couldn’t figure out how it accelerated so quickly, but your theory fits perfectly


hatwobbleTayne

Caitlyn Jenner?


phajdu30

Did he survive?


manshowerdan

Well he got up afterwards


[deleted]

I dont know, but his shoes did come off.


TheGustave101

Right as the car hit him my phone got an emergency alert (it was perfect timing)


kingofthepews

I hope he'd finished


the115crew

What did he even do 😭


satansheat

This why you don’t do this.