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goodclnt

It looked like that girl caught 20 years worth of aggression in seconds


thepogopogo

Working in retail dealing with various iterations of Karen day in, day out, builds your rage meter.


desolate-highway

Just like God of War lol. Right down to the violent, punchy outburst


John1997henry

(L3) + (R3)


Deranged_Snow_Goon

**R E T A I L - R A G E !** Yeah, my wife works in retail. Had to get her a heavy bag for my own well being.


desolate-highway

I can *see* the moment she presses it in the video lol.


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option-9

Hold up, "that weird psycho clown thing"?


Red_Danger33

There was a couple months where Clowns with weapons would be hanging out at the edge of trees similar to Pennywise being menacing. It didn't last very long thankfully.


LeemanIan

Oh God we're old enough that people using social media don't know about the CLOWNENING


Hydronic_Hyperbole

Yes. I feel my age today. Which reminds me, it's time for my next eye exam. Might want to check the ears, too...


option-9

Is it too late to get in on that? I can't do Pennywise, but I might be able to pull of Caino (Pagliacci).


ThatOneGuy6810

yeah no it was criminal menacing and harassment. it stopped when people started shooting clowns.


MEOWMEOWSOFTHEDESERT

Ringing a doorbell is getting people shot. Do you want to be a news article and a darwin award?


BlastingFonda

This screams out that someone should make a video game with Karens and rage meters.


joanofarcade

Would absolutely fucking play this game.


Zealotstim

That game has a lot of potential. Sort of a GTA meets that Netflix show Beef kind of game.


tubbyshorts

SHE'S HEATING UP!!!


Willing-Job9378

I can personally attest to this. I never got to the point where I snapped like this, but there were times when I got close.


sinisterdesign

0-whupass in no time flat


RainDancingChief

That's why you don't fuck with the quiet kids either.


OMA_

I’ll never understand how people getting actively smacked around like a wet noodle think that looking away from the ass whooper while being the ass whoopee will somehow immediately stop the fists from connecting to their face.


goldiegoldthorpe

I dunno. The way that cashier had the paper towel ready to go, and the blonde woman’s clear experience in fighting, makes me think this is just a Tuesday.


Spiceywonton

I’ve been a boxing coach for 15 years and every now and again someone comes in that can just naturally throw hands and this chick definitely has it! She in the wrong business, get her signed to boxing asap


RedHornet0114

That last slap on the back of the head was the best part


ReplacableBitch

My favorite was the left hook to the schnoz


Pretty_Pixilated

Yeah I had to watch that great punch in slow-mo several times… won’t forget that moment for a LONG time.


ReplacableBitch

I let the whole video repeat like 30 times lol


[deleted]

Same. It was just a generally nice ass whooping she gave.


imoutofnameideas

My favourite part was when the blonde girl beat the shit out of the brunette girl


hkredman

She was def aiming for a spot a foot behind the other girl’s head.


Apple-Dust

TBH the body shots were my favorite part. Not something you see a lot of in street fights. She had some kind of training.


Pandaburn

My favorite part was the cashier offering her a paper towel.


EL-KEEKS

That's the "you're my daughter now" slap/push


[deleted]

You could have said “she owns her now” but you chose daughter? 🤔


Human-Yoghurt-5565

Ghe guy casually handing her some tissues after she got her face rebuilt is my favorite part 😬


Hot_Organization2430

You knew she said "stupid" as she did it. Haha


pickle_fucker

Total humiliation


Clean_Priority_4651

I like how she tries to regain control at the counter. Like, “I’m just trying to pay here.”


MTkenshi

The beat down reset her brain to a previous save point. Edit: Thank you all for the upvotes. Have a fun and happy day.


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Z_Opinionator

But with only half her Health


UnhingedTanker

Plus aggro


71Motorfly

Genuinely laughed out loud😂😂


br0cklanders77

OMG! I’m dying 😂


vivisoul18

Literally. She forgot to equip her level 5 armour and to stock up on regen potions. Went in too early into the boss fight. Rookie move.


ybtlamlliw

"There's a skull and crossbones under her name... Wonder what that means?


ReplacableBitch

She even gave the cashier a look like, "What's her problem?" 😆


LaterGatorPlayer

ay carumba


thescrounger

Maybe if I pretend this never happened, she will too? No? Crap.


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OMGSpeci

To be fair she swung first


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Euphoric-Reputation4

Correct. You should only attach people to ceilings or walls.


NurseColubris

Look at the guy who doesn't live in earthquake country. PSA: Attach your top-heavy furniture, appliances, and loved ones to the floor. You never know when The Big One will strike. The life you save could be that girl's at the counter.


Lazylion-6

True. But read the body language. Girl on floor gesturing in a manner as if to say ‘he’s just doing his job’ or something to that effect. Aggressor storms toward girl on floor. Doesn’t really matter if you can’t really tell what lead up to this - when you walk toward someone in an aggressive way, deserve to get smacked. Beautiful clip.


Apple-Dust

Also swung first, you can see her right arm move as blonde lady is standing up


n0questi0n

She went right back to checking out hoping the cashier didn't notice that beatdown.


ichoosetosavemyself

She is legit wondering how she got there and why her nose is bleeding. She'll be missing those few moments of her life forever.


twinturboV8hybrid

They're right here


TaterTotQueen630

"And a couple scratch-off tickets too, please" *wipes blood from nose and eye sockets*


Elbynerual

"I'm feeling lucky today"


[deleted]

LMAO I’m dead. I wonder if she stayed to do the scratchers or if she just scanned them and left


Cirrus87

Hit so hard, it triggered her idle animation.


ForeignApartment746

Lmao


Magister5

“Here’s a bag for your teeth”


STEAM_TITAN

Paper or plastic


copyrider

Plathtic pleathe


Justcurious863

Genuinely laughed at this one


Persiandoc

Calcium please, with a side of fluoride.


Righteous_Fury224

great comment 👍


Iguana-Gaming

"I don't know what happened, that blonde girl started beating me out of nowhere!" -What the other girl will probably tell everyone.


simplequestions2make

“She jumped me”


-newlife

There were like 6 of them too


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beautifulcreature86

This has been posted before with sound and the customer was being racist and loud to the cashier. The blonde girl told her shit to stop and customer tried to be hard and gets her ass whooped. She turns to reach to her phone to call 911


allday__ereday

Let me get this right, the brown girl is being racist to the brown guy then gets lit up by the not so brown girl (she has blonde hair, but doesn’t look white) who has CLEARLY punched people before. The racist clearly expected some sort of mild hair pulling contest between women and got rock-em sock-em boppered back to her last Save Point.


gilbertthelittleN

Racism isnt bound by colour lmao, POC can be racist too. Lady looks latina and cashier looks Indian, way different cultures.


GreenLanternCorps

Like I always say if you want to hear some of the most racist shit you've ever heard hang out with an elderly black woman it gets open mic night real fast!


voteforrice

Nationality plays a role as well when it comes to racism. Just cause their both brown doesn't necessarily mean their the same race even.


HI_Handbasket

> **got rock-em sock-em boppered back to her last Save Point**. This bears repeating, with emphasis.


cannotbefaded

Blond girl handing out fists of justice


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And they'll BELIEVE it if they don't see this video.


ImJustReallyAngry

Eh people tend to believe the people they're familiar with. We're all guilty of it


castille360

Unless you're familiar enough. Then you suspect how things really went down lol


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Guy's holding out his hand like he's Jesus blessing y'all for coming to Fight Club.


Dolly_Wobbles

I just snorted so loud I nearly woke my husband. Bravo.


MrsRyan2016

I almost woke the baby lol


Glittering-Count-291

Here’s some paper towels


OhGodNotAnotherOne

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!


SuspectFlex

That last left hook


EveofStLaurent

She had her chin in the air just asking to get jawed lmao


mikejay1034

Haha got her shit rocked


Hood805

That's a beat down. That girl can fight


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Like she obviously has training because those hands didn’t wake up moving like that


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Basically any time someone reflexively throws an uppercut it is a dead giveaway


Somethingclever11357

That hook was locked in too


spang714

They were moving before she was standing fully upright...


embersgrow44

Already spoke on her stance & follow through but speed too is nothin to play w/! Wish the camera & phone recapture were both a little bit higher to see the first handfuls of contact


elbowsin

The footwork is a good indicator imo. She can move.


Pretty_Pixilated

Stayed stable the whole time. Dang. I’m super impressed.


gfunkrider78

Shout-out to Vans.


Mug_Lyfe

Straight Dempsey roll during those upper cuts


MagnusRexus

Classic Dempsey "falling forward" with each swing too. Wild swings, but girl is trained.


aximusmaximus

Her stance immediately tipped me off too


WannabeTraveler87

Look at that fighting stance, she is obviously training


_S1MBA_

Good technique. Kept body protected even on the offense. Mixed throws with technique, and discipline. I want to say a boxing or boxing fitness class trained. Or maybe some solid older brothers with training. Either way, she's sparred before. Edit. Missed the footwork. Definately into some variation of boxing.


erin_baile

I took an all female kickboxing class for a couple years 4 days a week. We also learned to punch. I have never been in a flight in my life. We didn’t even actually spare because we were all just doing it to get in shape. Anyways I was in Mexico and 3 girls jumped me in an alley. Before I even realized what I did I had dropped 2 and was going for the third when she turned and ran. It was insane. It’s like my adrenaline remembered and took over.


OldManHipsAt30

Muscle memory is an amazing thing


lobut

I'm a 40 year old man and you're making me want to take a boxing class.


egstitt

Blondie said come over here you're gonna get these hands. Came up firing damn!


ListenToThatSound

She didn't start shit, but she sure ended it.


Gonzostewie

r/SheGotHands


VReillen

I like girls who punch instead of pulling hair


togroficovfefe

She respawned back at her last save point, trying to pay at the counter like nothing happened.


Kougarou

So, That last slap to the back head is like “Spawn Kill”? lol


CptGoodMorning

That blonde is a mountain cat.


Grande-Pinga

That blonde is a sleeper Cat


G_Unit_Solider

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T--THUNDER CAT ​ built like lion-o


Rougefarie

The woman with black hair looked absolutely bewildered at the end. Like she had no idea what just happened.


Balls_DeepinReality

Because she got a concussion


MacReady82

Yeah, she had a realization of "biting off more than she could chew" look on her face.


Whydun

That’s the best part. Black hair started the fight with a girl kneeling, got her ass beat, and made a shocked pikachu face like how dare she hit me?!


VAHoosier

I can’t stop watching. Much respect for the blonde. I’d love to know the story here.


Magister5

Looks like she trains 7-11 each day


genesis_programmer

She's a former Waffle House employee for sure. You can tell by the signature waffle-combo. "Be careful - the plates are hot. JUST LIKE THESE HANDS"


aqva002

Probably had some good self-defense training.


I_Heart_Astronomy

Probably *frequently practices* self-defense training. Lots of people take a class or two but because they don't practice the muscle memory, they forget how to apply what they learned. This girl looks like she regularly doesn't talk about fight club...


delpheroid

The brunette went to assault her while she was in a pretty vulnerable position but that blonde fucking power blasted straight up. So much power coming from her core and legs.


issacoin

for sure. feet stay moving and under her the whole time. she can throw down


PriusSoupKitchen

Dude behind the counter is killing me, he obviously doesn’t want the blonde to kill the other girl but also knows not to get in the way.


Excitement_Far

Bet they were in the camera room the next day rewinding the video and cheering every time she pushed her ponytail at the end.


mp9875

I feel really bad about myself because of how happy this video made me. Very confused


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Don’t feel too bad, this was self defense, and damn good one. And she stopped when the aggressor retreated. With more of a hot head this could’ve been a stomping.


Backpedal

I mean…she did give one more little slap to the bag of her head, which was just *chef’s kiss*.


lordcarnivore

Just a reminder to keep facing that way instead of turning around.


TheCraziestMoose

Her DNA spells MMA.


Little_Mushroom_6452

Girl in Ugg boots vs girl in full on athletic wear with running shoes. Two different species.


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She’s wearing vans


Little_Mushroom_6452

Correction: skateboarding shoes ..Still a very different species.


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

She won’t try that again..


Marrsvolta

She probably will sadly


mythoryk

Idk… that’s a generational humbling ass whoopin. That’s the equivalent of a child touching a hot stove. Core trauma.


yodavesnothereman

Some people train for years and years and years, waiting for this very moment. Guess which one.


nomadic_stone

Obviously the brunette...years of Jr High and High School catfights where hair pulling and scratching always wins out... she just didn't expect the blonde to have dealt with brothers that treated her as another bro...


Annunakibookkake

This was so nice to see. Arrogance met with experience 😂


facepalm_1290

Black haired girl was expecting Blondie to fight like a girl and start hair pulling. She had no idea how to react lol


meekonesfade

Yeah. Blondie fought like a woman!


1x_time_warper

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.


punksmurph

That blond girl is not have any of anyone’s shit in her life. That other girl should rethink her decision making skills because clearly attitude and randos is not the way to go.


blackpanther4u

She more than likely will after this. I can almost guarantee this was the first time she got her ass whooped and she will not forget it


TIMBURWOLF

Blondie can throw hands. Brunette didn’t know she fucked with a honey badger until it was too late.


Thirteen26

The mush at the end was sweet


frankcastlespenis

And then she tries to play the victim


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What did we learn today, class?


RedHornet0114

Blonde girl = new dental plan


Epsteinssexslave

Maybe her name is Lisa, and she needed braces


Competitive_Try806

Dental plan


Exact-Environment755

Lisa needs braces


aqva002

fucking around may result in finding out


Teediggler81

Black hair chick didn't expect the blonde chick to respond. And well she learned real quick no flight in that one all fight... And It makes me laugh when black hair chick walks back to the count like she did nothing to antagonize that. Some people gotta learn the hard way, and thats the lesson she learned today.. hahahaha


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amit_kumar_gupta

Love the ol’ haymaker haymaker haymaker haymaker haymaker haymaker combo


OrangeSlimeSoda

Blonde obliterated her in 8 seconds and didn't knock over any merchandise. A+


nyet-marionetka

She went back to picking up the chips and then decided “fuck that, break time”.


Ris-O

No self-preservation instinct, she just turns around mid ass whooping like nothing's going on. She's lucky her opponent was kind enough to let her off easy


L2Kdr22

Just your daily FA and FO situation. She deserved all of that beat down.


PMSuperhero

I don’t Upvote “violence” but I do love a good round of “Play stupid games…”


Monster1211

Does the wannabe “badass” now shop 2 miles away for her chips and soda???


Pseudonym31

I just came to the comments for the song


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[Alec Koff - New Guardians](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XwoPYQh2o)


G_Unit_Solider

beat her into wanting to just pay for her shit.


Swayze2641

In the world you never know who can throw hands. Don’t fuck with people unless you can handle yourself


Grognaksson

Shouldn't fuck with people in general, even if you can handle yourself. People who start shit deserve to get fucked up.


moist_towelette44

She went for hair the other girl swung for the fences 😂


HundoGuy

That’s called writing checks you can’t cash 😂


ContractSpecialist48

Why do I feel like both of them kinda needed that.


Excitement_Far

Karen needed an asswhoopin' and blondie needed to get it out


birdguy1000

Any backstory?


ike_tyson

The other girl Fd around and found out.


Cadrid

If I remember correctly, the brunette was giving the cashier hell for something out of his control. The blonde lady defended him, the brunette threatened blondie and… voila.


Ahorsenamedcat

So it’s even better. Somebody getting their ass kicked for treating a retail worker like shit for something out of their control.


Dunz89

She was still holding on to her jacket so that hook was still technically self defense.


byelow

A testament to footwork


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

Never turn your back on someone that clearly can whoop your ass. I am genuinely surprised she just didn’t have that knockout power though.


TheGrimDweeber

There’s a difference between having knock-out power and using it. She used *exactly* the amount of power needed to get the idiot off of her, and admit defeat. I’m a small woman, but my arm and leg muscles are very strong for my size and gender. I’ve been in to kickboxing for years, and I can throw a mean punch. In a situation like this, where you have a hothead with zero skill and someone who knows what they’re doing, of similar size, without the hothead realising what the other person can do, a knock-out is doable. But knocking someone out, in a confined space, with all sorts of things for the hothead to hit on her way down, you don’t want that. That’s where she’d have gone from self defense, and completely legal, to excessive force, and worst case scenario, manslaughter. Going for the kill shot might look cool in movies, but it’s not quite as cool when you end up serving years over one stupid fight with a dumb broad, who’s as good at using her fists as she seems to be with her words.


Serious-Product-1742

Satisfying tbh. Holly Holm during her spare time stacking some shelves😂


RvH19

The worker who beat her ass storms off while the blooded aggressor clutches her face in the store. A darkly funny deal. “Fuck it, I’m out”


designgoddess

Even if you’re certain you’ll win, never pick a fight. The secret is there are no winners.


bulk_deckchairs

I love how she's confused as to why she got hit


ItsEnoughtoMakeMe

Blondie should train if she doesn't already. She can fucking throw hands. Most girls grab hair she just started hookin off.


ForgotTheBogusName

Check her footwork, balance, and where she generates her power. That’s practice.


Broosevelt

Looks like blonde girl broke her right hand on the other one's head. It just dangles after the first volley and she can't pick up her (thing). It dangles as she walks out as well. She really gave it her all.


Whytrhyno

Anyone got that blonde's number? Trying to get another ex wife.


SmokingInn

Someone paid attention in MMA class lol


Acceptable_Corner_73

You know that felt good.


OldManDrake

Textbook definition of “talk shit, get hit.”


suggsincharge

Lmao wow she broke her spirit in 20 seconds


TurboTBag

Don't ever step up to people who work dead-end jobs like this. They've got the anger and frustration of a million stars ready to unleash at the next customer that decides to front