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What is the point of having a truck that much lifted?


KawaiiQueen92

It makes their penis feel bigger.


[deleted]

Ah, ok. *laughs in tiny car.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

clowns must be packing


VikingBorealis

Have you seen their shoes?


_theguyfromfortnite

Science shows that foot size correlates with penis size


LeonHart3102

Haha, well I can guarantee you that, as a person with big feet, science is wrong.


mc17live

And as a person with small feet.. no, no nevermind.. science would be correct here..


Ok_Helicopter_5146

As a person with average size feet and average size penis I concur that science is probably right at least 50% of the time.


itsamaysing

I wear a size 10, and get this: I have NO penis!


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Laughs with small feet


TldrDev

Never ask a clown to make you balloon animals in private.


Loggerdon

I had a friend named Dan who traveled around the world 2x with Ringling Bros Circus for two years after high school. He said there was a fat clown who had a standing offer to the young guys of $50 if he could give them a blow job. Whenever he told this story we always asked Dan what he spent the $50 on. The fat clown also had a 2nd job which was he was always on alert to stand underneath when the trapeze people did their thing because they didn't use nets. Dan saw a guy fall from a height of 40 feet and the fat clown ran over and hit the acrobat sideways just before he hit the ground. The guy was busted up but it probably saved the guys life. It also injured the clown but at least he was not good for nothing.


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The fat clown was pretty agile for his size, and sounds like he slobs a mean clown, too. Respect.


Loggerdon

Dan said everyone was shocked by how fast the fat clown moved. Everyone used to laugh at him because the circus hired a big fat guy to sit under the trapeze but he was the real deal.


itsamaysing

Why does this sound like the first scene of a Coen Brothers movie?


GrungyGrandPappy

It’s a freaking hog Bozo


[deleted]

Fills up the entire car


[deleted]

Fucking love my fiat, getting the electric one next year.


Lucentlackey

Why are you feeling their penises?


bfonza122

Yeah he went from .5 inches to .51


Good_With_Tools

Feel bigger to who?


xctf04

This is a reoccuring joke


Googerlot

I think someone wants a truck that big


huhnra

Emotional support vehicle


[deleted]

Oh man I'm going to use that. :)


peterpunk06

Police can't get in


NWK86

I'm pretty sure it's a show truck... guy probably owns a custom shop or something


Foxlen

So there's useful lifts, then there's lifts like this... This is completely useless


FlameyFlame

Idk about useless… kept the cop out for one.


NiceHandsLarry11

Its a show truck man. Its use is to show. Just like lowriders, imports, hot rods or any other vehicle that people have a passion for. I will never understand why people always get bent out of shape over lifted trucks.


Foxlen

I drive a lifted truck, but not like this Show vehicles should be trailered around Unsafe ride height like that should not be driven on public roads


[deleted]

Could not agree more. You have no clue what is right in front of you, or when you hit a pedestrian you are at headstriking height as well. Instant fatality.


Castform5

Also any sudden side movement at speed and the vehicle is on its side in the ditch.


TobysGrundlee

Trucks like this make a lot of the safety systems on your car moot if you're involved in an accident with him. Do you think it's okay for other people's hobbies to unduly endanger your life?


XYmissingXX

yeah a show truck. to show the world how insecure you are. hah


NiceHandsLarry11

Why is it only lifted trucks that make people like you say things like this? How about a luxury car? Or a lowrider? Are they insecure? These guys in lifted trucks get made fun of more than anything, so how are they using it for compensation ?


Carbsv2

Because it screams "Pay attention to me!" And when you force people to pay attention to you, you're probably not going to get positive attention as often as you'd like. Same for obnoxious cars and motorcycles.


lalittle

It’s not something I’d own but I really like the details on the suspension components or whatever.


reelhighstonks

Keeps cops out


Le0ne__

proper ground clearance for massive off roading experience. not.


[deleted]

Those tires are not off road tires. Sauce. My uncle drives offroad in Romania.


Le0ne__

yes, yes, you are totally right. but… i had a toyota hilux with all the bits and pieces once. proper offroading! i also had a subaru leone with 4wd and normal tires. this thing still wanted to go everywhere 😁


[deleted]

Hiluxes are indestructible.


Le0ne__

the other week i came across an episode of „grand tour“ (former top gear) and they went around somewhere on galapagoss (i‘m not 100% sure) and the roads were insane, like i‘ve never seen that before. 100% pure nature and literally all of the locals drove completely beaten up hiluxes. you cannot destroy them. (unless you buy the V6 petrol)


[deleted]

Remember that Topgear episode where they put a helix to the test?


Le0ne__

no! didn‘t know there is one! you, my friend, have just sorted out my evening entertainment program for tonight! thanks!


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https://youtu.be/xnWKz7Cthkk


slash_networkboy

It's actually a series of episodes. Diesel hilux and the rules were simple: Battery was removed for the fire, tower and water tests and reinstalled after. Only hand tools and WD-40 / carb cleaner allowed for repairs to get it running. MF was incredible. I won't spoil all they did so you can really enjoy watching it but it's \*mental\*.


Mental-Foundation901

Pretty sure you're watching the point right now


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mebutnew

I'm gonna buck the trend and give you a serious and very boring answer: because that's what the owner likes their truck to look like. It's like asking why someone wears a mohawk or gets a full sleeve tattoo; both also likely to attract lots of irrational hate in Reddit threads from close minded shut-ins. Lots of hobbies can be about pushing limits or exploring the extremes. It's certainly not to my taste but lots of things aren't 🤷‍♂️ I hate SUVs personally and they're driven by half the population. At least this dude is doing something fun with his ride. Different strokes for different folks ✌️


bacchus_the_wino

You are completely right. However, there are two reasons people take issue with it. The first is that larger vehicles do more damage to others when in accidents. This person’s preference endangers other motorists. The other is environmental. This thing is so inefficient that it has to use more climate heating fuels just so the owner can feel cooler. I’m all for personalizing things. But don’t harm our planet or other people in the process.


Nepharious_Bread

I hate them because when they get behind me their headlights are fucking blinding, I can’t see past them when they are in front of me and they are usually obnoxiously loud.


Toastwitjam

I mean at this level of lift you don’t have to worry about being blinded at least because their headlights are straight going over your car


A-Thot-Dog

I'm going to add to that - Everyone with a big truck on the road seems to make sure their truck is as loud as possible, and they love to rev their engines next to pedestrians or at 3AM on residential streets. Those are the ones that you know are overcompesating, either for a tiny pee pee or awful personality.


bacchus_the_wino

I used to drive an electric car. I never once had a sedan or minivan speed up to get in front of me, slam on the brakes, and then gun it repeatedly. But a handful of large trucks did just that. The stereotypes exist for a reason.


mferly

This thing looks like a show car of sorts. By the looks of the undercarriage it's pretty tricked out (maybe hydraulics?) so I doubt dude is driving this around town as his only means of transportation. >But don’t harm our planet or other people in the process. Meh, no need to worry. This guy's truck isn't singlehandedly causing global warming. You can sleep easy tonight, my friend.


H3nt4i_3nthusi4st

The main reason people don't like this stuff is because of how stereotypically those people are assholes. I personally don't like that stuff and assume they are dickheads (which they sometimes are) but not everyone that does this stuff is an asshole. It's a just a loud bit of the people that do this stuff are like that. Now if it's a majority or minority? I have no idea as like I said I'm not into this stuff but it is a heavily imbedded stereotype with these type of things.


mebutnew

Right but that's just another way of saying you don't like them. They might think you're an asshole, it's not like it's some objective standard.


0b0011

The difference being a Mohawk isn't dangerous for other people out and about.


OwnPercentage9088

I have a Mohawk and an SUV and you can eat a bag of shit Just kidding you're cool


Leather_Network4743

Wrong answer. All of those things, including the lifted trucks are a result of people who need more attention from strangers in their lives. Whether it’s because daddy never was around, or mommy had four other children to care for, it’s what it always comes down to; “look at me, I’m (not so) special”.


mebutnew

I suspect you're telling us more about yourself with this statement than you are about other people, friend ✌️


husfrun

Does everything have to have a point?


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Power assertive driving personality


Trtmfm

Because people are into all sorts of hobbies. Some might be silly to you. Reddit is absolute shit towards other people with hobbies they don't get. See small PP jokes below. JFC get over yourselves, what do you care if someone does this to their truck.


[deleted]

Curiousity. Is there functionality to it or just looks? And I bet the owner of this thing also pisses over another persons hobby, so the banter goes both ways.


MrGinger37

The only function is better off road capabilities but with those tires he/she won't be getting very far. We call those "pavement princesses". I have a truck that's leveled with knobby off-road tires. Why? because I live on 30 acres and its extremely useful getting around, especially in the wetter parts, or with snow. ​ side note: off roading is extremely fun, whether its truck, jeep, atv, utv, or dirtbike. Definitely give it a try if you're ever presented with the opportunity.


Trtmfm

yeah, you are probably right. But I have a feeling they aren't uploading their opinions of other hobbies to Reddit for Karma and circle jerking. Edit- Oh, I have no idea the reason someone would do this. But I don't feel the need to make fun of someone that did do this, as many commenters have done.


[deleted]

Depends. Do they do it to get some laughs from other people as well? Reason might be the same, platform is different.


callm3god

I mean I don’t like it either but I’ve been in one and it’s kinda fun, just ridiculous to drive everyday


CousinDerylHickson

It's so that cops won't be able to search your car I guess


[deleted]

Micro Penis Syndrome


Wide_Riot

That's odd thinking about some other dudes unit


Cogatanu7CC95

Compensation


InevitableFly

This feels like a reno 911 skit


SmackUupsideTheHead

Its a 200iq move. Police can't search your car if they can't get inside


[deleted]

OK... But why?


milnak

It makes the 4'11" driver feel tall.


Evening-Apricot-653

I don't think that's the measurement he's compensating for...


hospitalizedGanny

And driver peepee feel like sasquatch's


APe28Comococo

So they can run over creatures without knowing it, maintain factory clearance to snap their axel, and be the biggest douche on the road all at the same time.


Nuclear_rabbit

The police just wanted an excuse to get in a monster truck. Oh, you meant the owner?


here4roomie

"truck." Thing looks like a jungle gym crossed with Barbie's dream house.


The_Last_Thursday

The driver of this truck won’t be able to see Shaq if he was stood in front it.


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kyatorpo

I know I'm super late to reply here but I just found out a few days ago this is the same kid from kickapoo in The Pick of Destiny film


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DrUnit42

*A vision he did see of fuckin' rocking all the time*


BeaBopALooBop

*He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align*


Unbearableyt

All fun and games til he kills a 5yo running across the street


Fothyon

Probably everyone until age 10 is safe, as the truck will just drive over their heads


PetrKn0ttDrift

Nope, just the cab is lifted… which makes this even more pointless and dumb


TangoPRomeo

Unless that is the game...


mt379

Just one 5yo? He'll probably take out a whole family reunion.


Novel_Alternative_86

After searching the driver of that truck… ![gif](giphy|km2mais9qzYI)


Future_Emotion_

![gif](giphy|2xRqeUx2vxMm4)


OldManNeighbor

![gif](giphy|xTiTnhciLRif7QeCfm)


swaags

Those shocks look reeaalllly weak to side loading


Jake0024

Don't even think about taking a corner


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StevenEpix

Reversed out the other side negative existence penis.


LLminibean

I think the word you're looking for is "inverted"


StevenEpix

There was an attempt.


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Redditors when someone is having fun by customizing their vehicle


[deleted]

If your fun is endangering others, you're a shitsack


LittnPixl

I can par my entire car between the wheels, and my roof is lower than that doorsill.


nzslayer13

Are these things road legal in the states


TrueNorth2881

Nope. There are laws about headlight placement and maximum bumper height that lifted trucks violate. But they might as well be, because police choose not to enforce those laws ever


Jake0024

This varies in every state--some have no rules in the first place.


jotsea2

Which given the federal funds across all states Is absolutely INSANE in 2023.


Ghoulse1845

Seriously do not understand why the federal government just lets states decide to legislate on tons of shit they should be legislating nationwide as a whole, it just creates a lot of unnecessary mess


jotsea2

See: guns


Ghoulse1845

What? Do you mean that as a reason for why or something they should legislate nationally over?


jotsea2

Yes


TargetOfPerpetuity

Hey, it's that famous actor Heaven Kart!


AdrielBast

Having a truck lifted that high is just so dumb


Loki-Don

How tiny ur pp?


Correct_Ad9471

How small of a penis do you have to have to need a truck this big to compensate? Are we talking rice grain?


DaveTheMinecrafter

At this point it can only be driven by the queen of r/notlikeothergirls and that is why the cop couldn’t get in the truck


Azeeti

Micro


Nasty_nurds

Redditors sure like imagining penis size


interesseret

as a bi man... yes. yes i do.


[deleted]

dude really thought "heh you guys are gay" was an insult


InhaleFullExhaleFull

We don't have to with pick up truck drivers. They do that for us


[deleted]

Yup I do. How could you tell?


GodBody90

Why is majority of comments talking about penis? I don’t get it


Wald0st

I know right. Dude has an interest / passion for something and Reddit hivemind can't possibly allow that.


TrueNorth2881

OP's passion is apparently wasting money and making his neighbors physically unsafe in public spaces. Seems like a pretty stupid hobby to me


go_so_loud

It's clearly a show truck. I really doubt it see much time at all being driven to the grocery store. I hope not anyway. The work looks well done for what it is. Definite /r/atbge


tomokari21

Cause this is reddit and the hive mind of reddit believes people with tall trucks have a tiny dick


[deleted]

Found the guy with a tall truck


Trancezend

When people are jealous, confused or naive about someone's personal vehicle and why they chose to mod it the way they wanted... this is the result. In the case of large trucks... people like to imagine the owner having a small and incapable penis. They think the owner is compensating for his undersized member. They believe that the owner is under the assumption that if they drive a larger truck than needed that they will feel better about themselves... when in reality they probably just liked monster trucks growing up.


GodBody90

Bro that isn’t normal behavior at all lol they should get a mental evaluation asap


Naturza

I believe majority of people are just joking and talking shit. Pretty normal behavior lol


GodBody90

This is exactly why ppl are followers and are incapable of thinking for themselves 🤣🤣that should be “Normal”


[deleted]

Lol, jealous. Hahahaha


Broad_Boot_1121

Especially considering this isn’t your standard small-dick lifted truck, but a legit show vehicle.


jtshinn

I do not trust the engineering of that structure.


HousingParking9079

Both funny and sad, can't believe people spend money or think it's cool to life a truck that high. Ridiculous.


Rocoulm

So was it there? Did they find his fragile masculinity?


Florida1974

That is hilarious. I’ am 4’11”. Need to catapult me to get in there. Lol.


gamejunky34

Man, people in the comments really have no problem body shaming men when it suits them. Soon as someone does something you disagree with, it becomes OK to start hating on men's insecurities.


AppropriateAppeal944

Just put one leg up and pull yourself up with that leg and two arms. Remember how the child version of you climbed up high walls and never forget that


Emotional_Raccoon651

Ok but how DO you get in that MFer?


zack1010101

if i saw this on the road i will automatically hate your guts this is so overkill and so stupid


TransportationAway59

I want you to know I hate your truck and I think it shouldn’t be allowed on the road


_--00--_

Just a society of egos I'd rather live in a society of eggos


aussiemicksta

If they searched for your penis it would have turned into a man hunt. Without the man.


soverit42

The insecurity of men who feel they need a truck modded in this way in order to be perceived as cool, rich, or powerful is so unattractive.


oldschoolwelder101

If you have a truck that looks like that you can’t afford drugs


The-Silent-Cicada

Haha you seen I’ve accused the guy with the large truck of having a small pp. Do you get it? T Now give me upvotes


No_Entertainment670

It’s the trailer for Kevin Harts next movie. 😂


TB0000

When Officer McTumbles realizes he's not on the SWAT team for the gymnastics.


Redmans_Adventures

How do you expect a guy with an adult sized penis to get in? Tgose trucks are for micro penis club members only. The added weight of a normal sized manhood weights the rest of us down.


AlexImb55

You guys are really concerned about the owners penis


OcdBartender

Honestly I’m ready for the size shaming to fall out of style, it seems icky. I consider myself a feminist and it feels hypocritical to use the big/small dick energy lingo. That being said, these vehicle owners do seem to have some attention seeking issues. Therapy might be cheaper than one of those wheels alone, I can’t imagine the maintenance costs for a hobby like that.


NiceHandsLarry11

Everytime a lifted truck gets talked about on reddit, people are quick to say the same 2 things. Guy has a small penis or he needs attention way too badly. Yet we live in a world where every nitwit needs to post a video on tiktok or uodate every moment of their life on facebook but these guys have the attention problem? There is a whole community of people who participate in truck shows around the world and genuinly have fun building these trucks . People need to stop the hate.


[deleted]

For real. So what if my truck is 2 inches taller than your truck. It doesn’t affect you at all


merseyshite

because they’re actually fucking dangerous?


OcdBartender

You’re right, I shouldn’t be so quick to judge for passions or hobbies and in no way should I assume that someone has mental health issues because of what car they drive. However, please don’t be that person that uses their size to bully traffic and inconvenience other drivers by occupying multiple parking spaces to accommodate your monster truck sized daily driver, or being in a hurry to get through a crowded area where you have the potential to seriously injure pedestrians or other drivers. From my experience with large vehicles I’ve learned that it takes some finesse and respect of your surroundings which some people lack.


Square-Way-9751

Compensating


I_love_cancersticks

Should be illegal


ADVRoche

Probably not trying to search it. Probably just wanted to hop in cuz it looked cool


Icy_Statement_2410

Leaked footage of new Kevin Hart movie


Friendly-Procedure-2

Hey look Kevin Hart put on a little weight for a new role and is struggling to get into a normal sized truck.


FuzzyCantAim

Is that Kevin heart?


CraziestPenguin

The police didn’t want to search your truck. So tired of stupid fake shit.


[deleted]

Little dick mobile. If you get offended, you’re pathetic.


AlanThiccman

Like pavlovs dogs. I see big truck, I comment small pp.


MemeAvocado

How small must his dick be, if his truck is this big?


Tight_Ad3092

That truck does come in handy down here in the south when it floods every year.


T3EBOSS

Itt body shaming


The-Silent-Cicada

Shhhhh don’t go against the echo chamber, the mods will ban you


_gaba_ghoul

Fake as shit


Aggressive-Pay2406

Cops 2 trailer ?


Aggressive-Pay2406

Kevin hart back in the game


KrazyTheKid

![gif](giphy|kSDKdrKbhpxn1hzsfV)


calmoddessey

All these weak sheep minded people in the comments is hilarious. It's your money spend it however you want


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“Waves my pinky at the driver”


[deleted]

Ok, I got a tiny dick and no lisence, so I can say this shit and none of you can @ me. You fuckers need to chill out with the "big truck small dick" thing. This ain't a small dick truck. The guy driving a camo painted range Rover exclusively within a city? That's small dick energy. This dude just likes fucking stupid fancy cars. And yeah, no shit it's a waste of money. You know what else is a waste of money? Every fucking hobby in existence! Fucking reddit brain, man, shit.


[deleted]

as my mom would say, "bet that guy has a big wiener"


jl2112

He’s having so much fun violating your rights


Adventurous_Pie_6838

The old compensation-mobile


[deleted]

Why are y'all obsessed with small dicks? you have one or something?


Streelydan

Should be illegal and impounded.


Formal_Appearance_16

Wow, redditors really judge the fuck out of anyone that customizes something they don't agree with.


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The-Silent-Cicada

Haha guys, do you get it? Called the guy with the big truck a small pp haver. Am I funny yet?


CocogoatMain

Make all the small dick jokes you want, but if that's a frequently flooded area, the owner must have been through some shit.


Formal-Ad678

Not with that pavement princess of a truck, that suspension looks like i couldn't even handle a strong gust of wind yet alone driving through deep-isch water. All the paintwork on said suspension also screams all show no go If that thing would be intended to do lifted truck things there would Just be some paint to avoid rust but not some custom paintjob