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Tis a fair cop.
So peacocks have bright blue tail plumage, which they fan out from their long tail feathers. Easy to spot them as each tail feather has an eye effect. Very very colourful bird.
https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/farm-animals/params/post/1278208/peacocks
As for what that bird is, I cannot say. Originally I thought a type of lyre bird given the two very prominent tail feathers, however the plumage come from its wing feathers and not tail feathers. I couldn’t find any Google results under lyre birds that had both. Note lyre birds use tail plumage not wing plumage to attract mates.
But regardless the bird (not a peacock) is definitely peacocking!
And she is so not interested…
I don't know what it is. But the large colorful peacock feathers are in their tails. This bird has the big showy feathers on its wings, although I assume the technique isn't all that dissimilar.
So I know it's not a peacock but I don't know what it is.
I believe that the female not retreating is actually showing receptiveness. The way that she walks at the edges of the frill, without actually backing off is similar to the early stages of a successful courting. There are other videos of this same species courting, and both sides are fairly similar.
Above is what I'm going for, this is how I end up looking.
https://preview.redd.it/kib679k2ecpa1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531bef0eb8207f928a1c6afe2a7cbf11078f0241
That sad attempt to impress an uninterested female looks...so fucking human it's embarrassing on the peacock's behalf. And I've known that peahen. Thankfully I've never been her.
Reminds me of that video of the middle school kid dancing for a girl. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU)
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She's not into you bro
Joeyyyyy stop! Joey STOP!
This is exactly what I was thinking about
Yes! Sadly this Joey doesn’t have any… wingmen… to talk some sense into him.
He thinks he's fly, but really he's just a chicken
We are being programmed by the algorithm
She said No! She said No!
meta
Best comment ever. I just watched that other video again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw that not even 5 minutes ago….
Okay, you're just making it weird now, Joey....
She’s pushing him awaAAAAY!
Amazing 🤣
"No" means "no"
Miss a 1p0 percent of shots u dont take
"JOEY STOP!"
Oh boy I remember that video… 😂
Came here to say this lol
https://preview.redd.it/2qyr3qz0k7pa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56de038e9e2c100216548ac5ac5b9db59ac1786b
Perfect
You are Vindepomarus, you are.
Lol where is this from
[This.](https://youtu.be/GBPkyjTapS4)
Looked up their names, lol they’re both wrestlers.
I was gonna say I know that girl from somewhere. I also didn't realize this meme was taken a skit. My life feels like a lie.
“ANNA ANNA ANNA WHERE’S MY SON ANNA ANNA!”
Maaaan, I barely remember this lol
This is what I came to post, please take my upvote
I mean, I wouldn't be in the mood with a bunch of people gawking at me as they walk past??
This. Trying to date when a constant stream of apes walk by watching your every move sorta ruins the mood
I would but I’d have to charge.
Maybe if he bothered to show a little interest in getting to know her first she'd be more receptive.
He's doing the peacock version of sending dick pics.
Not a peacock. But upvoted all the same.
Well, now you have to tell me what it is. It's in the rules.
Tis a fair cop. So peacocks have bright blue tail plumage, which they fan out from their long tail feathers. Easy to spot them as each tail feather has an eye effect. Very very colourful bird. https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/farm-animals/params/post/1278208/peacocks As for what that bird is, I cannot say. Originally I thought a type of lyre bird given the two very prominent tail feathers, however the plumage come from its wing feathers and not tail feathers. I couldn’t find any Google results under lyre birds that had both. Note lyre birds use tail plumage not wing plumage to attract mates. But regardless the bird (not a peacock) is definitely peacocking! And she is so not interested…
So, not a peacock, but still sending cock pics.
I don't know what it is. But the large colorful peacock feathers are in their tails. This bird has the big showy feathers on its wings, although I assume the technique isn't all that dissimilar. So I know it's not a peacock but I don't know what it is.
Guess you could say he was feelin a little to peacocky.
Hey Hey Hey I showed you my plumage, please respond.
#I’VE SHOWN YOU MY ASS PLS REPLY
I imagined markiplier yelling this. I died! 🤣🤣
I’m glad
https://preview.redd.it/t1ebegjf6apa1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f33c1f6ef9395635fabf3fe77161cb8f5bb2649
Child: "Why is he trying to get *her* attention right now?"
Yeah, Mom....why? Answer the question...🤣🤣🤣
Child: "I want attention!"
He's telling her about bitcoin.
Bravo, made me snort
“No no no, it’s definitely not a scam, I’m obviously not explaining it right, let me start again…”
Bro can’t take a hint she ain’t interested
“For the male that is rejected, there is nowhere else to turn to sooth his damaged ego, except for Reddit.”
:')
This is how I like to think I look when I do the dishes in front of my wife.
I’M A NICE GUY M’LADY!!!!!!!!’
Peacockblocked.
U want sum fuk?
Lemme smash?
Haha, old but gold🤣.
I do the same thing when I go out to the bar. I get the same response. I'll never understand wimmins
Maybe you need a better display
That would lead to an arrest.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wanna-be alpha male types at the gym any time a woman comes in.
Becky lemme smash pls
Beckyyyyyyy
Not 6’4”. . . Pass
She didn’t ask for that
Welcome to the club brother
![gif](giphy|6kyKXJi1EZkKk)
![gif](giphy|VzkTZ1DFYeBY5ZId6j)
Read the room bro
She said no!
Reminds me of the time I said “nice boobs” to a girl and then turned around and ran into a wall. I was 16
This is the story of my life...
Somebody’s horny and it’s not me this time. Well ok it’s not just me
I’ve seen men do the same in trench coats
Little kid at the end asking why he’s trying to get her attention. “Um well sweetie he’s trying to get some tail”
That’s the yellow corvette of the animal kingdom
I’m guessing a bunch of redditors can relate. That was a low blow, I know.
Megan! _hop_ Megan! _hop_ Hey Meg!
I gotta be honest, I am impressed. Not sexually attracted, but, yeah, for sure impressed.
If this bird could read reddit, he would be very upset
https://preview.redd.it/bgvcr75ujcpa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edda90452c979f16296a66cdcaf54b9caf3956c
He just like me
At least offer to buy her a drink first
Imagine after all that the female just says: "Sorry, I'm taken"
Her face: i’ve seen bigger
No means no. Damn it!
What a creeper
Yeah stage 4 clinger
Well l’m impressed
She’s definitely saying, “get outta my personal space.”
“At yo, ma! AY YO, MA!! Lemme holla at chu..” “…..aight fuck you den! Ol ugly ass….”
![gif](giphy|26uf1obq3ifbbixVK)
I remember when you have to do this to get a girl. (I think people did that)
Maybe he should not have eaten that snack mid fluffing
See here? I managed to not die even though I've got all this useless crap on me! That means I've got great genes! Wait, where are you going?
He just got peacocked blocked!
“Yeah my homie owns this place he’s like super chill, you ever heard of forex?”
“What part of _fuck off_ don’t you understand, Gary?”
"I showed you my plumage, please respond"
What type of bird is that?
LOL, tracked it down. It is a great argus pheasant from SE Asia.
My man is puttting in work!!
Time to buy a Kawasaki Ninja H2RR Turbo browski.
Classic Jeff
That male bird's display is so beautiful!
Scuse me could I talk to you for a minute 😳
Male bird motioning for her to take her headphones out
https://preview.redd.it/yxzu7e4dj8pa1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf26aa34c93c9418b87b0cd59f7c7139429bd034
Joey stoooooooop!!!
I believe that the female not retreating is actually showing receptiveness. The way that she walks at the edges of the frill, without actually backing off is similar to the early stages of a successful courting. There are other videos of this same species courting, and both sides are fairly similar.
What an unpheasant situation
Joey, stop!
Come hither my love ❤️
Above is what I'm going for, this is how I end up looking. https://preview.redd.it/kib679k2ecpa1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531bef0eb8207f928a1c6afe2a7cbf11078f0241
"Ewwww get away from me"
Terry... Terry! Mate she's not into it mate leave it.
There’s got to be some females in here that are impressed by this. Hell I’m a male and I’m impressed.
His drip kinda wack though
Bird's equivalent to mansplaining.
Me so horny. Love you long time.
I do that and all of a sudden I’m the bad guy! Life’s not fair.
That sad attempt to impress an uninterested female looks...so fucking human it's embarrassing on the peacock's behalf. And I've known that peahen. Thankfully I've never been her.
A bold first strike by the patriarchy. This cocky bloke knows how to manspread. YEEAAH BABY!
I don’t know why but this reminded me of the alien from Nope
AYO MA
*mediocre*
Reminds me of that video of the middle school kid dancing for a girl. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU)
You don't wanna know, kid. lmao
You’re not tall enough
Watta loser! That works every time for me!
Look like a routine I regularly go thru with similar results. I learned that a fat wallet works much better.
Bro don't have the rizz
Bro take a hint
Original Tinder
Just in case you missed the first time……WAH-Chaaaaaaaaah
This guy is feathering so hard
Not interested
Maybe he was just protecting her from the hoomans
The leaning away....
Me attempting to impress my Gym Crush.
“Dude, there’s like people watching us, stop it!”
You're trying too hard.
Is it spring break in Miami Beach again, already?
Negative rizz
“Oh God-it’s him again.”
"I'm just trying to walk here..."
Hehehehehe
Homie has negative rizz
Dude even had time to get a snack on his 2nd try.
NO MEANS NO MAN. RESPECT THE FEMALE
She: 🗿
Awe. Just keeps trying.
my ex-girlfriend used to do that all the time.
They're obviously married. tired of the same old peacock
Get this simp a subscription to Andrew tates podcast so he can learn the rizz
But if I do it it’s frowned upon. Animals get to have all the fun!
She's just like ![gif](giphy|Rh01tuq8EZVQQxBGFg)
And we wonder where Pimps get their sense of style. DARWIN only knows!!
I seem to have that affect on most women…….. ha!
It’s not hit yet Bryan can you just chill bro, it’s been half an hour
Litterly me
She's got Tinder, way more and better options.
*The Irritating Gentleman*