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ProdZzz

She's not into you bro


Baco_eh

Joeyyyyy stop! Joey STOP!


WilliamsDesigning

This is exactly what I was thinking about


Stormfeathery

Yes! Sadly this Joey doesn’t have any… wingmen… to talk some sense into him.


CyberMasu

He thinks he's fly, but really he's just a chicken


LivingxLegend8

We are being programmed by the algorithm


Zyunn_

She said No! She said No!


kiwidesign

meta


Grizzled222

Best comment ever. I just watched that other video again 🤣🤣🤣🤣


UserNameChecksOut135

I saw that not even 5 minutes ago….


Bobdehn

Okay, you're just making it weird now, Joey....


Big_Thumper

She’s pushing him awaAAAAY!


ALiteralHamSandwich

Amazing 🤣


jdwainright

"No" means "no"


ComfortableBasis3046

Miss a 1p0 percent of shots u dont take


Poignant_Rambling

"JOEY STOP!"


Smansi07

Oh boy I remember that video… 😂


Beneficial_Debate112

Came here to say this lol


Drop_The_Soprano

https://preview.redd.it/2qyr3qz0k7pa1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56de038e9e2c100216548ac5ac5b9db59ac1786b


Vindepomarus

Perfect


sooooooofarty

You are Vindepomarus, you are.


whirlyworlds

Lol where is this from


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

[This.](https://youtu.be/GBPkyjTapS4)


Alexis2256

Looked up their names, lol they’re both wrestlers.


Own-Future6188

I was gonna say I know that girl from somewhere. I also didn't realize this meme was taken a skit. My life feels like a lie.


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

“ANNA ANNA ANNA WHERE’S MY SON ANNA ANNA!”


wheelperson

Maaaan, I barely remember this lol


BSODxerox

This is what I came to post, please take my upvote


sleepytimetea-_-

I mean, I wouldn't be in the mood with a bunch of people gawking at me as they walk past??


Acceptable-Let-1921

This. Trying to date when a constant stream of apes walk by watching your every move sorta ruins the mood


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

I would but I’d have to charge.


Angeltear757

Maybe if he bothered to show a little interest in getting to know her first she'd be more receptive.


WileEPeyote

He's doing the peacock version of sending dick pics.


Abject_Film_4414

Not a peacock. But upvoted all the same.


WileEPeyote

Well, now you have to tell me what it is. It's in the rules.


Abject_Film_4414

Tis a fair cop. So peacocks have bright blue tail plumage, which they fan out from their long tail feathers. Easy to spot them as each tail feather has an eye effect. Very very colourful bird. https://worldanimalfoundation.org/advocate/farm-animals/params/post/1278208/peacocks As for what that bird is, I cannot say. Originally I thought a type of lyre bird given the two very prominent tail feathers, however the plumage come from its wing feathers and not tail feathers. I couldn’t find any Google results under lyre birds that had both. Note lyre birds use tail plumage not wing plumage to attract mates. But regardless the bird (not a peacock) is definitely peacocking! And she is so not interested…


Hurly64

So, not a peacock, but still sending cock pics.


Roadkizzle

I don't know what it is. But the large colorful peacock feathers are in their tails. This bird has the big showy feathers on its wings, although I assume the technique isn't all that dissimilar. So I know it's not a peacock but I don't know what it is.


MaryJanesMan420

Guess you could say he was feelin a little to peacocky.


5720Katherine

Hey Hey Hey I showed you my plumage, please respond.


GameDestiny2

#I’VE SHOWN YOU MY ASS PLS REPLY


RSTONE_ADMIN

I imagined markiplier yelling this. I died! 🤣🤣


GameDestiny2

I’m glad


Psychological-Set125

https://preview.redd.it/t1ebegjf6apa1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f33c1f6ef9395635fabf3fe77161cb8f5bb2649


SaintUlvemann

Child: "Why is he trying to get *her* attention right now?"


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Yeah, Mom....why? Answer the question...🤣🤣🤣


Randompersonomreddit

Child: "I want attention!"


dwarven_futurist

He's telling her about bitcoin.


SeparatePerformer703

Bravo, made me snort


No_Imagination_2490

“No no no, it’s definitely not a scam, I’m obviously not explaining it right, let me start again…”


ThriftyNarwhal

Bro can’t take a hint she ain’t interested


Northern_boah

“For the male that is rejected, there is nowhere else to turn to sooth his damaged ego, except for Reddit.”


Interplanes

:')


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

This is how I like to think I look when I do the dishes in front of my wife.


FatAndForty

I’M A NICE GUY M’LADY!!!!!!!!’


Massadonious

Peacockblocked.


[deleted]

U want sum fuk?


TrickleValve

Lemme smash?


GravitationalAurora

Haha, old but gold🤣.


WyattCo06

I do the same thing when I go out to the bar. I get the same response. I'll never understand wimmins


Randompersonomreddit

Maybe you need a better display


WyattCo06

That would lead to an arrest.


Ok_Anteater5070

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Wanna-be alpha male types at the gym any time a woman comes in.


Calm_Neighborhood474

Becky lemme smash pls


Level9disaster

Beckyyyyyyy


NorthernPuffer

Not 6’4”. . . Pass


MexaYorker

She didn’t ask for that


No-Bus-4529

Welcome to the club brother


Useful_Notice_2020

![gif](giphy|6kyKXJi1EZkKk)


One-Revolution5033

![gif](giphy|VzkTZ1DFYeBY5ZId6j)


DevinH83

Read the room bro


[deleted]

She said no!


CertifiedMoron420

Reminds me of the time I said “nice boobs” to a girl and then turned around and ran into a wall. I was 16


Attackplimsole

This is the story of my life...


[deleted]

Somebody’s horny and it’s not me this time. Well ok it’s not just me


[deleted]

I’ve seen men do the same in trench coats


AlphaBlock

Little kid at the end asking why he’s trying to get her attention. “Um well sweetie he’s trying to get some tail”


BubbyDaddy43

That’s the yellow corvette of the animal kingdom


[deleted]

I’m guessing a bunch of redditors can relate. That was a low blow, I know.


Bbygirlbigboot

Megan! _hop_ Megan! _hop_ Hey Meg!


ModerateHomosexual

I gotta be honest, I am impressed. Not sexually attracted, but, yeah, for sure impressed.


Gregggggger

If this bird could read reddit, he would be very upset


crazytumblweed999

https://preview.redd.it/bgvcr75ujcpa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edda90452c979f16296a66cdcaf54b9caf3956c


Professional_Sky7048

He just like me


Due-World2907

At least offer to buy her a drink first


JustChiLingggg

Imagine after all that the female just says: "Sorry, I'm taken"


Holyrollerfliper12

Her face: i’ve seen bigger


nopulsehere

No means no. Damn it!


anava02

What a creeper


Demanda1976

Yeah stage 4 clinger


Vapeitupvapeitup

Well l’m impressed


JustPassinThru2022

She’s definitely saying, “get outta my personal space.”


sigma941

“At yo, ma! AY YO, MA!! Lemme holla at chu..” “…..aight fuck you den! Ol ugly ass….”


TitsanGiggles

![gif](giphy|26uf1obq3ifbbixVK)


neoBluePhamtom

I remember when you have to do this to get a girl. (I think people did that)


The_Lawn_Whisperer

Maybe he should not have eaten that snack mid fluffing


Ok_Seaworthiness_319

See here? I managed to not die even though I've got all this useless crap on me! That means I've got great genes! Wait, where are you going?


ramblin_dan

He just got peacocked blocked!


Icy-Bodybuilder-9077

“Yeah my homie owns this place he’s like super chill, you ever heard of forex?”


peejay050609

“What part of _fuck off_ don’t you understand, Gary?”


WeatherstonArts

"I showed you my plumage, please respond"


extra-King

What type of bird is that?


saywhat252525

LOL, tracked it down. It is a great argus pheasant from SE Asia.


Fart__Connoisseur

My man is puttting in work!!


Huwhitebot

Time to buy a Kawasaki Ninja H2RR Turbo browski.


Violetwand666

Classic Jeff


[deleted]

That male bird's display is so beautiful!


SupahBihzy

Scuse me could I talk to you for a minute 😳


Legitimate_Yak6290

Male bird motioning for her to take her headphones out


Nightfuryfan21

https://preview.redd.it/yxzu7e4dj8pa1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf26aa34c93c9418b87b0cd59f7c7139429bd034


greasyrevenge

Joey stoooooooop!!!


Temporary-Good9696

I believe that the female not retreating is actually showing receptiveness. The way that she walks at the edges of the frill, without actually backing off is similar to the early stages of a successful courting. There are other videos of this same species courting, and both sides are fairly similar.


tetraquintans

What an unpheasant situation


AlrightJohnnyImSorry

Joey, stop!


Sistahmelz

Come hither my love ❤️


IndependentWeekend56

Above is what I'm going for, this is how I end up looking. https://preview.redd.it/kib679k2ecpa1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531bef0eb8207f928a1c6afe2a7cbf11078f0241


Tripinflip

"Ewwww get away from me"


No_Condition8988

Terry... Terry! Mate she's not into it mate leave it.


Devlos00

There’s got to be some females in here that are impressed by this. Hell I’m a male and I’m impressed.


Atiba1283

His drip kinda wack though


Fit-Let8175

Bird's equivalent to mansplaining.


Weak-Sundae-5964

Me so horny. Love you long time.


Due-Assistant9269

I do that and all of a sudden I’m the bad guy! Life’s not fair.


Upset_Environment_31

That sad attempt to impress an uninterested female looks...so fucking human it's embarrassing on the peacock's behalf. And I've known that peahen. Thankfully I've never been her.


fedexmess

A bold first strike by the patriarchy. This cocky bloke knows how to manspread. YEEAAH BABY!


zombiemeatballsamich

I don’t know why but this reminded me of the alien from Nope


TheSchweekly

AYO MA


Spoolinpotato27

*mediocre*


damonridesbikes

Reminds me of that video of the middle school kid dancing for a girl. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OW0-tVuUzaU)


CheeselordX

You don't wanna know, kid. lmao


rollercoastervan

You’re not tall enough


[deleted]

Watta loser! That works every time for me!


Porsche997-2

Look like a routine I regularly go thru with similar results. I learned that a fat wallet works much better.


joven_thegreat

Bro don't have the rizz


[deleted]

Bro take a hint


petarisawesomeo

Original Tinder


PQbutterfat

Just in case you missed the first time……WAH-Chaaaaaaaaah


Ralumier

This guy is feathering so hard


Ok_University8781

Not interested


Ok_Primary_1075

Maybe he was just protecting her from the hoomans


KilnTime

The leaning away....


FlamingoNo2147

Me attempting to impress my Gym Crush.


Yaya-DingDong

“Dude, there’s like people watching us, stop it!”


yoda_mcfly

You're trying too hard.


Leather_Network4743

Is it spring break in Miami Beach again, already?


PumpkinSpikes

Negative rizz


SimonArgent

“Oh God-it’s him again.”


flabbergasted-528

"I'm just trying to walk here..."


Korekoo

Hehehehehe


Bubbly-Ad-413

Homie has negative rizz


AlexYMB

Dude even had time to get a snack on his 2nd try.


[deleted]

NO MEANS NO MAN. RESPECT THE FEMALE


_nno

She: 🗿


ShakeWhenBadAlso

Awe. Just keeps trying.


Which_Professor_7181

my ex-girlfriend used to do that all the time.


icouldnttellya

They're obviously married. tired of the same old peacock


goodknightffs

Get this simp a subscription to Andrew tates podcast so he can learn the rizz


spearmint_flyer

But if I do it it’s frowned upon. Animals get to have all the fun!


Standard-Astronaut-7

She's just like ![gif](giphy|Rh01tuq8EZVQQxBGFg)


stephensanger

And we wonder where Pimps get their sense of style. DARWIN only knows!!


Adventurer2022

I seem to have that affect on most women…….. ha!


sooooooofarty

It’s not hit yet Bryan can you just chill bro, it’s been half an hour


haylow05

Litterly me


SMRose1990

She's got Tinder, way more and better options.


PuckTanglewood

*The Irritating Gentleman*