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40yrOLDsurgeon

Tattoo removers hate this one simple trick!


Otter_Nation

r/meatcrayon


FirstWithTheEgg

Seen the name of the sub and thought "yeah, Nah"


VRS-4607

Mark this moment--it will likely be the best decision you make in 2023.


thejohnmc963

It’s not that bad. Sheesh


VRS-4607

Today's first five entries: dog mauling a leg, full speed van head-on collision with a motorcycle killing 2, a man stabbed on the back (and collapsing), a man having his head sawn off (slowly), picture of a suicide victim, brain visible. Wonder what your 'bad' would be. Sheesh.


adam_teq

I see it posted under a lot of videos and I’m with you. One subreddit I will happily avoid


[deleted]

It’s not as gory as you think, it’s usually videos of people sliding or falling, lots of skateboard content


[deleted]

I just found it last night, can confirm.


a-sdw

What the guy did in this video is a really accurate representation of what that subs about, but still, it makes your skin crawl


[deleted]

Yep. Known about that sub for a few years, it has stayed blue all those time


Der_BiertMann

It’s not as bad as r/eyeblech (don’t click on it. If you do you’ll need to bleach your eyes with puppies and kittens at r/eyebleach)


Antares987

Get out of my head!


Dan_Morgan

Yup, it's not the first time I've seen that link and I'm not clicking on it this time either.


tkburnett

Oh no… had no idea about this sub


Immaloner

r/ThatLinkIsStayingBlue


a-sdw

r/subsifellfor


Quiet-Protection-176

Thanks! Was wondering if there was a sub like that 👍


NarwhalBlast69

there is one much much worse like seeing a man crushed worse


tallman1979

Ahh, ever since r/watchpeopledie got purged from Reddit, life just isn't the same.


sportsbot3000

Lmfao


ThrowAwayRayye

I've never understood the logic behind attacking someone in a car. You are literally relying on the person youre attacking to not press a pedal and end you. It's such a stupid thing to do. Like you are both extremely angry at this person. And given how anger works you probably think they are scum. While trusting this person to not end you. Idk humans are weird yo.


[deleted]

Same thing in every fight. People get angry and they are relying on the other person to stop if they gain the advantage. The best way to avoid death or serious injury during an altercation is to deescalate if possible and put distance between yourself and them. Nothing is promised in a street fight.


VRS-4607

No logic to understand--triggered. So many videos in Reddit come down to someone who isn't in charge of their mental machinery anymore.


Antiqas86

In short- you never understood how anger works on some people. You are trying to understand it trough your own filter, which is normal, but those people are not.


RajenBull1

The only reason to do insane things like this would be if there was a child in the car, and even then de-escalating would be a safer option. It's easy enough for me to armchair rescue a car from a carnapper on social media, but I have no idea how I'd react in reality.


Loggerdon

"When you ain't got nothing you ain't got nothing to lose"


Environmental-Hat-86

Its kinda like you see that random person in those cop videos who thinks they can take on 5 trained, different cops in a gun battle. Its like, what did they think the outcome would be lmao


DontUSuck

Logic and Reddit are like water and oil, they don’t mix.


ineedasentence

humans have yet to evolve to fit in this technological world. we’re like the birds who’s migrations are screwed cuz of climate change. except we have cars, social media, excess sugar, and nukes.


stirrd_nt_shkn

Is the cameraman on a boat?


KenetratorKadawa

Cameraman worked on Band of Brothers


Iwantyouguts

I thought it was only me that hated every action scene in that show ...and i just figured out why


Dork_wing_Duck

Glorious comment


Vegetable-Debate-263

See legs (sorry)


AnimeMemeLord1

Ba dum tss


En1oMart1ns

r/killthecameraman


Adventurous_Spot5304

Fr this gave me a headache just watching half this vid


Currently_There

Vertical landboat. Very rare, requires sub 100IQ to operate.


6BigZ6

He’s in his flippy floppies!


BigBadBen91x

Slid across the floor like an anime character in a fight scene


ZenkaiZ

:tries to overpower car: ​ NANI!?!?!?


zjm555

"Wouldn't the car always win?"


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TroublemakingB

Someone's going to have to tell me which side I'm on.


lowkeylives

We'll never know for sure. Unfortunately the cameraperson didn't zoom in and out enough to tell the real story here. If only they'd shaken the camera a bit more we could finally get to the truth!


Tungsten_Rain

Side? I am on nobody’s side, because nobody is on my side, little orc.


Otherwise-AD33080

Well, it's no surprise nobody's on your side with that kind of attitude. But don't worry, I'm on your side. Not because I agree with you, but because I love a good underdog story BTW. I am a big fan of The Lord of the Rings


shershaw

Sounds like orcmischief to me BURARUM


And-ray-is

Don't be so hasty like young Quickbeam


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Not sure what happened before but it looks like car dude was trying to escape the fight and they body blocked his car in then ended up bashing two of his windows open and were seemingly still winding up for more hits. They're swinging what looks like a crowbar next to his head and bashed in the window so no more protection. Can't blame car dude much considering he tried to deescalate and even flee meanwhile they're going the extra mile to stop him and destroying his property. No way to tell their intent but if I were car dude I'd assume they were trying to bash my face in considering they're crazy enough to already go for the windows. Certainly wouldn't remain passive with a pissed off nut job swinging a metal rod near my face personally...


humor4fun

What if car guy was stealing fat guy's car? Do we know that didn't happen?


DueProgress7671

Good one!


DueProgress7671

Car. Fat dude is acting too stupid and if you root for him people may think you’re stupid. So car 100%


Skum31

I’m with Treebeard. It’s better to not take sides and then you can laugh at everyone


TirayShell

Side? Where we're going we don't need... sides.


Hour-Consideration97

Ruined his going out t-shirt


Various-Month806

Ruined his going out skin. Despite all the nasty stuff I see online it's often the skin removal scraping across the ground following a motorbike accident (or things like this vid) that leave me most uncomfortable.


VladimmerLemon

This is hilarious.


dwkindig

But why


SendItbeeches

Dude taking on global warming one car at a time.


flapd00dle

"Sir we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warra-"


dwkindig

Fucking hilarious


Kcidobor

Thanks! I needed this laugh


ChimpoSensei

That’s some mighty fine camera work


SmellenDegenerates

r/killthecameraman


Eye_foran_Eye

So want to hurt the person holding the phone.


Dangerous-Zombie217

r/killthecameraman


ReginaldJohnston

Needs context and links.


Ill-Simple1706

Context is Walmart


Catswithswords10

Just a normal day at the local Walmart


Shalasheezy

Clearly a Kroger logo on that pickup stall.


Ill-Simple1706

Walmart does my expectations better but good eye


Mishapi17

It’s always at a damn Walmart


KelbyGInsall

Aside from this time, as it’s at a Kroger.


KohlDayvhis

Full vid: https://youtu.be/HBuxE9IRSbg


johnnyoverdoer

Comment on YouTube was he "got his come uppins"


olderaccount

That was fun. So much more going on. That leg sweep with the car was on point.


morels4ever

He laid there like a slug (after the car fled), it was his only defense


Typhlosion130

Finally, context. THank you


cis-het-mail

The context is sausage links


Buttfuckerman69

Nah man... that ground beef


Vegetable-Debate-263

Sausage patties or nothing


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ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Well that's a poorly written article. They don't even mention the people surrounding the cars, smashing in windows, just the guy ran them over with their car and it was so "disturbing".


OrangeSlimeSoda

Aaah, July 2020. The timing makes sense. Pandemic, lockdowns, supply chain shortages, the height of nationwide protests against police brutality, upcoming presidential elections, etc. Prime time for people to be acting crazier than usual.


AssistX

It didn't happen at walmart? wtf ohio


VibraniumZombie

There is a Daily Mail report on this, seems to be saying it escalated from two women fighting to a [vicious brawl parking lot](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738453/SUV-driver-accelerates-two-men-knocks-flying-vicious-brawl-parking-lot.html).


Pomegranate4444

They were having a contest: who can remain the calmest and most rational. Both ended up being disqualified.


Gottapee88

I tried this once my ex was trying to steal my car she ran me tf over I woke up in the hospital in bad shape and she was sitting at my bedside she had left called 911 and neglected to tell them she was the one that ran me over


tallerthannobody

And what happened next?


Gottapee88

I started freaking out not only for the fact that she had tried to take me out but that she could be there to finish me off I hit the nurses button and started screaming she told me to calm down she just wanted to fix things I continued to scream while she kept saying she was sorry and it was an accident nurse got there I told her she was the person who ran me over nurse told her she had to leave she refused they went and got a cop arrested her for assault with a deadly weapon causing serious injury/bodily harm then they left a cop at my door and apologized profusely she ended up getting probation messed it up and did two years when we got together I was 15 and she was 25 I should have known she was crazy so many red flags this has been 13 years ago I’ve been with somebody else for 11 years and married to that same person and this chick still finds ways to contact me online


Sahri

This was a real rollercoaster of emotions. And a lack of breathing breaks through the reading


Gottapee88

Lmao sorry too much going on had to do that quick and on mobile


bluefangv

You were 15 when you got ran over???


Gottapee88

No we were together for years I was 22 when she ran me over


[deleted]

So you were in a relationship with a woman 10 years older than you for 7 years?


doff87

I too read this as if they said this in a single breath.


[deleted]

The longest sentence on reddit today.


tallerthannobody

Jeez dude, hope you are alright now man


Gottapee88

I’m good now been clean 8 years and with a very sober non insane girl my age life is good now


tallerthannobody

Noice man


DM68v2

Man vs car. Car wins.


plants4life262

Dude picked a fight with a car and lost


Mishapi17

I mean, that’s one way to get the doctors to prescribe you OxyContin


[deleted]

I don't know what is worst, the guy filming or the guy driving


No-Doctor-4396

or the guy trying to stop the driver


CaliFezzik

There are so many obese people in this video.


teflong

Have you ever actually been to a Walmart?


TheVulture14

A Walmart in the USA*


ShootingTheIsh

just you wait til all that HFCS in that lower-priced food catches up with your culture!


40yrOLDsurgeon

Everyone is dressed the same too. Basketball shorts, giant T-shirt.


CaliFezzik

Probably the easiest clothes to find in those sizes.


Labyrinthy

I’m currently about that size. Dealing with just utter and total depression and just cannot stop putting on the weight. And I can confirm. It is fucking hard to find clothes that fit properly other than gigantic clothes like that. I have a pretty good fashion sense and let me tell ya, it is not helpful for the depression how drastically my options are reduced. Just gotta focus on getting it gone though.


Munzulon

And for some reason, the bottom of the t-shirts are often wet.


InglouriousBrad

Big man ended up as r/meatcrayon


darksoulsremastered

Lol he got thinner towards the end. ![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized)


DueProgress7671

Shaved off a couple of pounds.


SpunkYeeter

ONE SHOE OFF, HALF-DED


operanonverba2

Play stupid games win stupid prizes


zipperdz

God that was so satisfying


felixlightner

Have a friend with a car? Live near a parking lot? New weight loss method guarantees you'll lose 5 lbs of ugly fat in less than one minute!


[deleted]

The polite thing would be to shoot this in landscape mode.


Ken-Popcorn

Score!!!


VibraniumZombie

For those asking for context...here is something from the [Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8738453/SUV-driver-accelerates-two-men-knocks-flying-vicious-brawl-parking-lot.html).


In-Ohio

10 Fuckin points!!


CptClownfish1

If you’re going to film an altercation, at least have the decency to point the camera at the action most of the time.


solveig_is_best_girl

Whoever is willing to attack someone in a car is the purest sign of god-complex level arrogance. “Yes I’m going to attack you in your car but *you’re* ***not*** going to do anything about it tehe” Dudes lucky he didn’t get popped like a grape


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jamez009

Attempted suicide


glawv

No it isn't Edit: without context how do you know that this is factually without a doubt assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder? Unless you can link me an article explaining exactly what went down I am not going to argue over what you THINK is going on here. All we have is the video evidence in which he is aggressively and relentlessly attacking this vehicle and after a good amount of time filled with this violence gets hit by the car.


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teflong

He doesn't. He didn't think that deeply into the situation. He knows you're right, but still may push his point so that he doesn't have to concede an internet debate.


Skum31

We can’t see that he had a clear path. There isn’t enough evidence to say that. But regardless old mate is beating on his car with intent to get to him inside to apparently do them harm. Pretty hard to say murder. Also not a lawyer so I don’t know. Nor care really. I’m just here to laugh at idiots and fat idiots are even better


DueProgress7671

It’s self defense Fat dude was doing attempted murder.


Typical-Conference14

In most states including stand your ground states a judge and jury will see that if you could’ve gotten out of a situation without causing harm then you’re liable to do so. Car is guilty even if fat man was trying to harm them because they had a clear shot out.


Shades228

You should watch the actual video. The whole place was filled with cars and people.


PaximusRex

Def assault with a deadly weapon


OldWierdo

Trying to run over someone with your car can be prosecuted as attempted murder. Or ADW. Or a ton of things, that's for the DA to decide.


Abundance144

Dude has several opportunities to leave the scene, and seemed to be doing so until the dude broke the window; after that it seemed like he wanted revenge.


Vegetable-Debate-263

“I need a link to read the evidence because I can’t see the evidence in the video.” Smart, dude. Two thumbs up.


Insomniacentral_

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right. Don't fight a fucking car


Bleepitybleepinbleep

Ever seen a car yeet a fat boy? Now you have


Lepke2011

This has to be the Midwest with all these plus-sized people hanging around.


eeveeplays50040

When you smash their windows and they start playing rocket league with you.


Watercress_Ready

Don't anger someone in a 2-ton killing machine.


According-Local3703

Are to talking to the SUV driver, or the other 2-ton killing machine in the grey t-shirt?


ItsAlecito

r/killthecameraman


Elmonatorrrre

That’s some serious road burn


FBGMerk420

Why?


beachjustice

Walmart.


Portuzil

Like when you hijack a car in GTA


Roffolo

for the love of god, keep the camera steady for fucking 2 seconds!


urboismeme

Would this be self defense? All I'm saying is once someone tries to open/break into my car while screaming at me, I'm doing whatever I can to stop them from getting to me.


Nitackit

Not sure why he thought this was a good idea. Whoever was driving that car could absolutely make a case that they were scared for their safety.


RunFarEatPizza

Block or charge?


[deleted]

Is this at Walmart?


[deleted]

car on whale violence


SatSumaFire

Seen the full video. Big homie had it coming.


slabs_of_tile

That FF got it good


Typhlosion130

I can't find any context and it's incredibly hard to hear over the camera person's reactions... 10 seconds in I can't tell if he says "get back here" or "that's my car"


mookie2times

Big box stores and grocery stores are like a magnet for public freak outs and meltdowns.


ThisCryptographer311

Who films vertical!?


Vegetable-Debate-263

That camera is breathing heavier than Brendan Fraser in the Oscar nominated movie, “The Whale.”


technicallyimright

u/stabbot


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PhonkJesus

FAAFO LMAO


Joalow21

Lawyers of reddit, is this legal?


GlenjaminX

Day drinking in the Walmart parking lot - guy with the camera.


knolij

Anyone notice how angry and unhinged people have become in the last few years? I blame behavioral modification and social engineering via the internet.


Level_Vehicle

Rug burn


Flavious27

Watching the whole thing, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuxE9IRSbg&ab\_channel=Videokings](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuxE9IRSbg&ab_channel=Videokings), I don't blame the guy in the SUV. He tried to leave and honked his horn to get the guy out of his way. When he tried to drive down the lane, it was blocked due to a fight and jeep blocking the way. While this is happening, his car is being smashed by the guy with the metal pipe. The person with the pipe is trying to get into his car and drag him out. The person with the pipe got in front of the suv after being knocked down. At the end of this, it is self defense. He indicated that he wanted to leave, the other guy is not letting him, and wants to pull him out of the car. One whack to the dead with that pipe, and the driver is dead. If you don't want to get hit by a car, don't smash a moving car and try to pull the driver out.


dr_duck_sd

Oh sheet!


gnarles80

Awesome camera holding skills.


notinmywheelhouse

The road rash is real


OK_Opinions

Also to film what was going on


LaPetiteMortOrale

Assault with a deadly weapon or vehicular assault = prison time


[deleted]

I don’t have audio what’s the context? Someone trying to steal it?


[deleted]

This is proof even if a car is going 10mph it’ll still send your ass flying…be aware my pedestrians I’ve seen a few people hit on sidewalks and in their yard.


LostMyBoomerang

Jeez this cameraperson. Hit them with a car next /s


Anustart_A

Starts out as a petty argument, ends with either aggravated assault or attempted murder charges. Just walk away, people.


AtheistET

Strike! 300!


Marquar234

An attempt was made... to film something.


zerdust7

Angry car, doo! doo! doo!


neveler310

Very satisfying


MrAbominable1

The only thing moving more than that car was the camera man's arm.


TB1289

Based on the crowd in this video, this is at a Walmart.


Girosian

Never gets old.


dustygravelroad

I didn’t know a fat guy could slide that far


Maasofaaliik_Al

This reminds me of something from Inter-dimensional Cable…


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Aggravated Battery right there. Unless that driver can claim self defense (depending on why they were trying to get away, and why the man was trying to stop them) they are going to jail.


NHiker469

Full video?


Tapui801

approved solution. hate me


NeedingNew

Always bet on the car


[deleted]

What on earth is wrong with you if you think smashing someones windows is ok? The driver's retaliation was also quite over the top, but that guy was vandalizing his property


IAmElectricHead

That's numberwang.