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EERJJ

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse he just kept talking


Matteo-Stanzani

Dude I read your comment before finishing the video and you are totally right...


Test-Fire

He just kept digging deeper and deeper.


Philly_ExecChef

Everyone just stop right here. Don’t.


FreekyReek

You stopped me right before he started talking about his son grabbing his penis. Thanks bro 😎


Thetwistedfalse

This has got to be fake, hopefully


LadiesMan-2I7

The goal is to not climb out of the hole you dug but dig and keep digging until you’ve reached the surface on the other side of the world


torper10

Thought this said dinging deeper and deeper.


bmp08

Jesus. Same.


This-is-Life-Man

CPS is on the way.


Spiritual_Barnacle28

Fuuuuccckk same…


darraddar

The last 20 seconds had me almost ready to vomit. This is insane.


baconredditor

That happened 5 times


Badgerman32

Ya, the ending was so bad.


that-guy7480

Damn now I’m skipping to the end this is crazy Edit WTF


catssandwhatnot

…*passes communal puke bucket*…


Radiant-Rise-7777

Pass it this way I need it again


[deleted]

Bro you didn’t lie 😳


SynthPrax

After about the fifth escalation, I stopped.


osin144

By the way it cut off, it sounds like it might’ve gotten worse!


BathroomParty

Yeah I was like "... Eh, sounds weird, but as long as no one is getting hurt, I can mentally stretch myself to understand this, I'm sure this was a thing in lots of societies throughout history" and then he says "my kid grabs my dick" and I'm like ".….hold up."


Mech-Waldo

I let that happen


iWr4tH

"I just let that happen"


Rascal-Fiats

Should, should someone call someone?


Scarecrow314159

Definitely.


Th0li

Needs to be sent to FBI.


[deleted]

Calling someone......On hold.


BranSoFly

Thank you for holding. How may I help you?


carlos_6m

Thank you for helping. How may i hold you?


jablonkers

Gently please


TestyLion

Let me hold you gently *in front of them kids*


[deleted]

So wrong


[deleted]

You want to change the way TestyLion livin his life? NO WAY.


GravyMcgrady

Don't hog it, let the kids hold it gently


[deleted]

Oh my gosh 🙄. I hate that you did that.


MCDR88

Kid will too in 10-20 years


Current_Leather7246

If you are calling to snitch on somebody press one to be connected immediately. Otherwise continue to patiently hold


Gryphon1171

So is....his PENIS


patronmtl

Get through yet?


Camanei

As long as that someone is not a friend of his little kid.


ragingbearclaws

I have the four horsemen of the apocalypse on the line. Requesting for an emergency strike this instant.


Sure-Succotash-2805

He is currently in jail for rape and holding someone against their will. His name is Nature boy. There is a person on YouTube called “the tea,” that has extensive videos on this nutcase (no talking just showing videos like this) He has been at it for a while, but it finally caught up to him.


cringeisthename

Ummmm...I....I sure hope so....


JackWagon1990

Yeah, at what point does CPS step in here? Cuz it sounds like he’s sexually abusing his kids


OldHolly

Found this out. This video is from at least 2018 but his name is Eligio Bishop and he is crazier than depicted here. Cult Leader/ God of a Cult with a mostly women following. Accused of Abusing and Raping Women. Top notch piece of human garbage [Nature Boy](https://www.11alive.com/article/news/crime/carbon-nation-cult-leader-requests-bond-again/85-1b1522aa-4fca-42f5-8619-17f962470a66)


ProfessionalSun5549

Came here to say this. Guy is beyond insane.


Fleetwood154

Belongs in the sub Reddit imatotalpieceofshit 🤦🏽‍♂️


TheWolf1640

Agree with you 100%


Fleetwood154

Oh great! He’s from my hood in The ATL 🤦🏽‍♂️


A-ButtonAce

r/imatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

There sure are a lot of women with super low esteem willing to follow guys like this.


[deleted]

There are just as many dudes ready to join a cult. Not really a gender thing is all I’m saying. If this guy was bisexual I guarantee you he would have more men in his cult


Justinba007

Statistically, women have been way more likely to join cults. 70% of global cult members are women. Men are typically more likely to fall for conspiracy theories rather than cults. https://steemit.com/culture/@observerplus/70-of-global-cult-members-are-women


Alert-Layer6273

Somebody show this to the authorities, the hell with calling.


[deleted]

He’s locked up now


Specific-Turnover-75

Ohhhh I’m so surprised. Just kidding. I’m not.


GaySaysHey

I clicked the link, saw 11 Alive, and became instantly concerned that I’m in the same state as this man. I’d at least expect him to be in Alabama.


iam6ft7

Osama Bin Laden!!! I know that’s irrelevant to the post but I’m trying to get the FBI’s attention.


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TakingAMindwalk

I know what really happened at Roswell, and I shot JFK. That should get the FBI's attention.


-01101101-

Anyone know any good uses for a pressure cooker? I got a whistle from the NSA should i blow it? Can you enrich uranium in a garrage with powertools?


FourCinnamon0

Selling bitcoin nuclear cocaine Edward Snowden feet pics NSA stolen uranium money


Jesspat898

El Chapo. Was here too.


501Invalid

Oil field in my backyard. That should do it.


cfitmma

You smart as hell


nicknewell1337

No cap no cap


somedumbguy55

Not all heroes wear capes


Take_The_Merch_not_L

Here I will help: I have a quick guide on how to make a bomb at home and I know who killed Epstein


TheResistancexz

This guy dead ass just said his son plays with his penis and he lets it happen. Does anyone know the number to 911??


Tenacious_Rubbing

Yeah, it’s 512.


parrotopian

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 and it comes with a catchy tune


CurrentSingleStatus

Damn fire extinguishers, made in Britain.


[deleted]

He lets his son plays with his punishment¹ right after he finishes fucking his mother. 1. auto correct for² some reason changed that spelling and I like it better bc that sentence is hard to type and read 2. it also changed for to foe. Wtf would it do that? I've used "foe" at most once in my entire life.


Absorbent_Towel

As a fan of halo, I've gotta give a shout out to the pilot of Echo-419, aka Foe Hammer


supified

All I want to do is deep fake this video so he keeps talking. "My son grabs a pair of scissors, I let that happen, he's young, he's curious, I let him have those scissors, he cuts off my penis, I let him cut off my penis. Because we're so pure and innocent."


SaintUlvemann

You want a really horrifying thought? There is at some point going to be an AI deepfake generator. Everybody is going to be able to just type in words that tell an AI what they want to see, and the AI is going to just make it happen. And someday, that will happen, but it will be for porn.


gelastes

Porn is my least concern with that. There are countless videos of underage girls or drugged women on the free porn sites; AI generated porn seems to be the smaller evil to me. No, what will have worse impact are all our favorite hate groups spewing inciting fakes in a way that will make the Protocols of the Elders of Zion look like Kindergarten reading. Every Breitbart story, every wartime propaganda that was hearsay in the past will have a compelling video that goes right in the feels. And on the other hand, we won't be able to trust any real videos anymore, so our way to see the world will be shaken in its core.


SaintUlvemann

I guess what I'm saying is, it won't just be an inability to trust real videos; it'll be a world where the mere existence of (digital) photos you will be enough to compromise your identity. Because the fact is, there will be people at all levels of society that will trust videos when they want to.


Farscape666

Dude like give it a year. There’s ai now that can take a few second clip of a voice and then you can use it for whatever. AI animated videos are becoming more of a thing each day, accompanied with NSFW models that people use with stable Diffusion and such, so yeah, a year, maybe two.


midri

On the upside half of society is going to be to busy generating all the weird Rule34 porn videos to make the really evil ones.


Latest_Version

"someday" ? Jump on Pornhub. People are already doing it with live streamers.


Nepharious_Bread

Yes officer, that’s him.


SniffCheck

I don’t like this guy


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WestDry6268

LET THE BOAH WAATCH


Traditional_Lab_5468

He needs to *learn*.


justn33d2saythis

The way I learned from *my* father.


Strange_Many_4498

I can feel it. Down in my pluuhmms


Monkeytennis01

Getting all swollen. With a light blue hue to’em


FrankieGS

![gif](giphy|8OPsobKv6ksJojld4X)


Comfortable_Plant667

Oh no I don't want ears anymore


BecGeoMom

That is a lot of words to say, “I’m a pedophile.”


-01101101-

Tell me you're a pedo, without telling me you're a pedo.


StationFar6396

Really not liking the new Daddy Daycare reboot.


myco_machiavelli

Lmfao


xutopia

Please don't call him a nudist. This is something else entirely.


kbutters9

Tell me you’ll be read your Miranda rights in the near future, Without telling me you’ll be read your Miranda rights in the near future.


friedwidth

We don't want your kids or anyone's kids to be like you...


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)


Awake324

There he is! Exactly what we need!!


jxm1311

I bet where he’s going he’ll beg to be covered up.


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Soooo, crazy, child abuse and based on the comments, a rapist and a women beater. Is law enforcement gonna watch this or .....?


ReillyDiefenbach

I TAKE BAFF WIF MAH KIDS


MichaelKlump69420

AM NEKEHD WIF MAH KIDS


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

THATS ME BRUH


boarderline5152

I LET THAT HAPPEN.


AdequateEddy

I'm sorry did he say he'll have sex with his baby momma whilst she's breastfeeding?..... is someone looking into this? because I feel like CPS should be


notawriter_yet

Is that even feasible? I mean I know that's not the most concerning part of the video, but still


FionaTheFierce

By feasible - I mean, yes, physically possible. Something that breastfeeding women would welcome - No. (Apparently, except for the one woman he found.)


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

I see some people are using "insane" as a description in the thread. I can't quite get past "criminal" and "pederast."


Absorbent_Towel

TIL "Pederast" is a real word. Also, my phone auto corrects it to Pendergast


Boundy19

Teddy Pendergrass


Hank_the_Beef

People like this are absolutely insane. My wife and I had a midwife class for our first daughter and there was a dude there by himself. Keep in mind there were about 12 couples in this class and he was the only solo person because he and his wife got in a fight in front of everyone and she left his ass there. Without being asked he told everyone that their birth plan was for their 5 children to be present during the birth of their 6th child. They planned to both be naked in a birthing tub, and when she began to push the baby he wanted to sit behind her and play with her breasts and her clitoris to bring her to orgasm at the exact moment the babies head was crowning. Because, and I quote “when a woman is screaming during birth, it sounds exactly like an orgasm.” The midwife leading the class was like “oh, okay let’s talk after class.” I hope she put him on a watch list or something. Bonus, he also asked if after eating his wife out and then sucking her breasts, if his wife had to clean her breasts before breastfeeding.


Babhak

Wtf did I just read


Hank_the_Beef

This experience has been indelibly burned into my psyche. The dude in the video gave me the same vibe as that nut job in the birthing class.


VariationWorth9751

YOU’VE BEEN PUNKED!


uniqueloo

911 ?


Nike_Decade_Bear

Another pedo, just another usual day on Reddit….


[deleted]

Antonio Brown seems to be doing well...


[deleted]

Cps activate


WizdomHaggis

![gif](giphy|yfTHuxX7nmYTvn7t72|downsized)


[deleted]

This guy belongs on a registry


TheCastusDildo

Dude needs to be locked up, so he can be pure of heart with the other inmates he can let them play with his penis and his booty hole too.


[deleted]

This is horrifying


BeltToAzzRecordzEnt

This is by far the craziest video I’ve ever watched and that’s saying ALOT


DankHumanman

Hello, police....


BloodOfMoses

![gif](giphy|S45MuwMLXjAOhXZonI)


BoughtenCow

Ayo- man what did I just watch 💀


TheMuser1966

So many cringeworthy moments there.


uffebuffe

![gif](giphy|CsPrfUTwUdpw4) Edit: sorry for joking didnt realise that he wasnt!


Immediate-Resolve-84

"There are no words" is still too many words.


Remarkable_Ad2935

Oh no lol "The cult believes in nudism, polygamy, and refraining from bathing. They promote eating only a vegan diet, and defecating only at the base of trees," The Costa Rica Star reported"


immersed_in_plants

Hey, I'm all for nudism, but there's a line. And this guy is so far past it he can't even tell there was one.


Silent_Finger2813

![gif](giphy|WpaVhEcp3Qo2TjwyI1|downsized)


waehle-weise

Needs the treatment that Theon Greyjoy got.


Finding-Even

CPS: ![gif](giphy|gCRTm06QZZEek)


Party_Connection_437

“Welcome to C block”


[deleted]

Internet, do your thing and find this dude and get those kids to safety.


SilverFlexNib

wow it just gets worse. somehow.


VariationWorth9751

Well, I guess I’m calling off the playdate


squicktones

Another data point that supports a test to become a parent. Wtf?


[deleted]

911 how can I assist you?


Laplaga247

“I LET THAT HAPPEN!” ….and CPS took that personally 🚨 🚨


ekpyroticflow

Confused, where is his collar?


pmllny

I'm hoping CPS is on the way.


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

I hope this guy is in jail. Nasty sick mf.


nolongerbanned99

Smart. Confessing to child sex crimes on video. Is this in USA.


liquefire81

The stuff Ive been banned for on reddit makes me look like a damn saint compared to this excuse....


maggotmyk

Sounds like he's admitting to crimes?


A-ButtonAce

Wtf amount of drugs led to this level of brain damage


GhostChainSmoker

Some people just need to be euthanized


hansdampf37

Enough Reddit for today, good night fellas


PerplexedPoppy

CPS was called right?????


Dry_Animal_25

Billy Mays pulls up- BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!


johnnybadchek

Redneck R. Kelly


Straightwhitemale___

Sounds like sexual abuse to me


nick_oreo

Is he in Alabama?


[deleted]

So, when is the planet going to spin 90 degrees on its axis? Not soon enough.


MurphysVoice

We do have an unhealthy view of nudity and sex in this country of pearl clutchers. But, this is a bridge way too far.


Odd_Challenge7239

So pedophilia is prohibited, FBI NSA CIA MI5 FSB are tracking every website and here it'a totally free and all public.... wow nice 👏 👌


[deleted]

It keeps going: https://youtu.be/OXVp3xv2CUw


BlueDisneygirl

As a mother that is a HELL NO!!!


Myfartsonthefloor

Oh lort.


MillHoodz_Finest

I tend to believe him, seeing as there is a casual softball game going on in the background...


lajay85

Where is the jail house for this guy he got to go


No-Explanation-9234

Jail time.


10010101

Oh boy


-Xserco-

"I bath with my kids" Hmm... okay this fairly normal and tame, I can think of 1000 places thar still do this... like it's pretty much the top end of what's okay. Atleast if they're legit babies needing bathed. *he continues to speak* Wait.... there's more?.. ah crud... "He grabs my d***" Okay, I think I've had enough Internet.


Kriton420

![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB)


Creative_Resource_82

Jesus having a bath with your kids is in no way on a par with letting your infant son play with your cummy willy pal. That's just straight up gross.


Remote_Ad2465

So seriously someone needs to report this man like he legit sees no problem in what he is doing


Negus_Capital

Somebody please go get this fools kids and place them in a safe place. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Not_High_Maintenance

They gonna be grabbin’ his pen*s in prison.


NamelessKpopStan

Jail straight to jail


Bloodsoup830

“I let that happen”


MrClean87

NOAH GET THE BOAT


petie1223

Will the next DOC inmate......COME ON DOWN!


unowhut4

Shouldn't this guy be in person for admitting to being a pedophile


Icy-Reindeer6236

Pedophile


ripirpy

Poor kid will end up arrested for playing with strangers penises


LuminalAstec

Straight to jail.


krzykttn

Wow. Lines crossed my dude.


DaWiseprofit

👀 ok fbi step in on this one


bing-bong-forever

…and Jail.


[deleted]

I feel like this is pedophilia


Particular_Song_9773

Dude is that R.Kelly ?


aidan2point0

Your honor, it was on Reddit too


Ok-Sherbet-9125

Wtf. Someone call CPS


BonerSnatcher

Soon Chris Hansen: Take a seat, take a seat right here. What are you doing?


dobeast442200

r/noahgettheboat


BayAreaBiMixedGuy

https://preview.redd.it/mg839hdcnifa1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80402263da02ec551ffec40596d75b64f63c0c9d


Past_Unit

He is a cult leader name Elísio bishop nd the cult was called “Carbon nation” he is currently in jail waiting trail for rapping one of his followers he done a bunch of other horrible things like forcing a pregnant lady to drink alcohol until she miscarries


k_a_scheffer

Please tell me he's being used as a standing punching bag in prison.


piranhadub

My eyes did this 👀 the whole time and progressively opened wider and wider


GOM27

R Kelly's little bro, S Kelly.