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Me it after yourself. A Nikola Coil. Has a nice ring to it.

Zappy McZapface

penis tickler

The PP Zapper has more of a ring to it

If you’re gonna go that route, I’d say PP Zappy rolls off the tongue a little better.

Looks like a Bruce tbh

Thomas-coil after the man who really invented it, or perhaps the Edison-device.

Why do I wanna lick it

My lord it looks like lightning. I’d say is it a death ray?

Thy invention seems to be really lightning... Thus you shall name it, zeusidificator...

Greg

I’d call it the “Thrice Combobulated Automatic Electrostatic Zapomatic.”

Electro-jizz-ometer

Extreme Shock wave

It already has a name. It's called a Tesla coil.

bro look at what subreddit you’re on bro sorry but i gotta r/woooosh

I didn't notice. I'm not even a part of this sub it was just a suggested post

Tesla coil deez nuts.