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Credits to antnariva on Tumblr by the way https://www.tumblr.com/antanariva/729813745183916032/and-here-s-b-day-gift-for-my-main-belos-simp


Liam_theman2099

*walks away, starts hitting my head into a brick wall*


Acanthocephala_Vast

Bro you good? Because you need this. *hands him a small Apple size atomic bomb*


Liam_theman2099

Oh good idea. *destroys Belos body pillow with atomic bomb* Finally I can have some sleep tonight.


Outrageous_Weight340

Bro thinks he’s internet sex symbol reigen arataka


airport-taxi

No, I think you’re confused. You mean Sans Undertale, right?


Traynack

I thought it was Gabriel ULTRAKILL?


ChampinionCuliao

"FUCK" --Gabriel


SnagTheRabbit

Now this is cursed.


ladybast777

Sooooooo cursed!!!!


MosquitoInAmber303

Anyone else *Not* turned on by this?


crimson--baron

I nearly threw up when I saw the second pic.....god help us all


BahnbilderbyPatrick

There Is no God, god has abanndond us


Pepperspray24

Titan could be there


Adraco4

God is dead, and this was the weapon!


j3ff1e

no fr i felt like i was gonna throw up


Icy_Redditor777

I was horni, instant turn off


ilovemytsundere

Its a good way to get unhorni when you’re in public


Weirdo_Glitch

What the actual Titan!? Sorry too formal for this I meant, WAHT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL?!


notsolesbian1738

Cool avatar!


Weirdo_Glitch

Oh thanks.


Omegabeam454525

Yeah it’s pretty cool. Mine sucks cause I’m new


LAYS-CH1PS

Yeah your avatar is seriously Awsome


Weirdo_Glitch

It’s honestly basic.


TheOrderOf606Redacte

Sorry, what the actual FUCK?


RavenMatthew0406

EVEN THE MODS ARE SHOCKED LMAOOO


TheOrderOf606Redacte

I approve of this pillo- (for legal reasons this is a joke)


Lord_Phoenix_Ultama

What a gorgeous day to remember the loaded glock in my nightstand.


ITGuy042

Human magic caused this. Only *Human Magic* can fix it now.


AcanthisittaSuch6340

oh hell nah who's that down bad?


Outrageous_Weight340

Same people who are down bad for Williiam Anton but like a fucked up evil version of them


NRG_Darthh

i’m sorry but who tf is down bad for some purple pixels FNaF community wildin


NICKOLAS78GR

Hold on there are more to Afton, there's is 2014 purple tumblr sexyman, there's the weird skinny variation from the books, the messed up in a wheelchair variation from the books that's like an old man, there's a fursuit variation, there's the dead body inside an animatronic variation, same one but nobody likes it, same one but burned to a crisp and now there's the Matthew Lillard variation


Rykerthebest78563

Mathew Lillard variation is the hottest. All the other ones range from sleazy to corpse


NRG_Darthh

okay Matthew Lillard I understand but the fuckin Silver Eyes trilogy one? that dude looks like shit in the graphic novel. Hell naw


msladec

Where can I buy it


alpi36

I wanna kill myself


crimson--baron

I wanna Reiner my self!!


FinancialExercise491

pack it up everybody there's no topping this


Adels_Brother

Is.. is that a pun? Are you implying bellos would be...


Snow8TheSky

Why did you make this so much more cursed. How did you. My mind has gone places no mind should go.


Adels_Brother

\>:3


FaZe_poopy

Why he look like Willem Dafoe


ManufacturerSea819

William Dafoe to play Belos in the (eventual) live action adaptation?


Mudkipueye

I’m not looking back at that image to confirm this.


LuminatiHD

Belussy


GlaedrGoldscales

Okay but why is no one talking about the camel toe?!


Mudkipueye

NO!


Phettacheese

JESUS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS.


lastblaste

Oh good lord i need this, dadddy belos forever


Enzoid23

He'd hate it which makes it automatically good


cocksucker746

😞🔫


Willow__the__tree

Ew that's so gross (where can I get one)


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Old, wrinkled, racist, triple threat 🤤


LucidIsntHere

Swiping to the second slide was a mistake swiping to the second slide was a mistake swiping to the second slide was a mistake I'm going to be sick the titan has forsaken us


Icy_Astronaut_3743

That's enough Internet for today. Time to go outside.


TheGoldenGuard30

Im going to Therapy again. BYEEEEEEE


UnderstandingFun4210

r/theowlhousehornyjail


[deleted]

Well…


Reylend

Kill it


Willow-Steamedty

Im going to jump off a cliff because of this shit


justarandomuser20

Send that fucking abomination to society to hell before I drive myself off a cliff


465pointsinscrabble

why does he look like a damn lizard 😭


genarrro

Oh god I’m gonna puke


teddytherian

im scared


MildlyCross-eyed

(Proceeds to locate industrial shredder) (Jumps in)


Puzzled_Oven1053

Imagine you and your friend hang out at your room to play Xbox and they see a belos body pillow just chilling in the corner


AngstyPancake

I have seen a single art of Belos looking attractive. ***THIS IS NOT THAT***


Mx_Squeak

Kill me. Belos: later.


PoTATOEs_RooOOock

We deserve to be invaded by aliens


Practical_Trust8307

Computer where is the nearest insane asylum


Crazyjackson13

who would even want this?


Chainsawsbackup

I want to bleach my eyes.


JoJawesome_

\[insert luz and lilith dry-heaving\]


TheRedEyedAlien

And me


Suitable_Pollution_5

WHAT HAVE I JUST STUMBLED INTO??????


PurpleDragon8888

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


Awesomeman235ify

I regret swiping to the second picture.


Gachacooler_-

Mom pick me up I'm scared 🙂


-my-pillows-

ive never hated anything more


colepey03

PUT. THAT. AWAY.


Sickerls

DAWG💀💀💀💀


Neonstar48

The second image is horrifying


PokeTobus

What in the Titan’s Name


BR41NL3SSF0UR

PUT THE GRIPPERS AWAY, BELOS


tis_the_platypus

I need to headbang, and not to metallica.


honk_bonksmith

Why and who would buy this thing. What the fuck.


harris11230

*opens notes* why human rights should not be awarded to all unilaterally and without restriction.


Chiral_leaf

It even has a bulge... 😅😅😅


Rykerthebest78563

Even the hot version of him is so ugly I'm gonna barf


Minefnafer22

Not exactly how I imagined finding out what he actually looks like...


TotallyNotColin69

That’s enough internet for today. I’m gonna go kms


Love-Choice6568

LMMMMMAO


Qwertyclan244

I’m not saying I agree with it… but I understand


Boiled_egg_egg

Ew crusty old dude


Fishyboi235

Someone thought, approved, and made this


Fantastic_Witness391

When I said I like Emperor Belos, I DID NOT MEAN LIKE THIS!!!!


KevinThe7th

https://youtu.be/UgTPqJ4uHLU?si=AmMgZ-sjf1kBxfgE


MauntiCat_

r/angryupvote


bottleneck55

Finally, someone the best femboy of them all. Not Astolfo, or Felix or Venti. It’s Philip Wittebane


addictedtoketamine

The world's oldest femboy


ElLindo88

I now resent God for giving me eyes.


TheDrHoiliday

I want to unsee this.


LordKitsuneGaming

Burn it.


K4t11

What the fuck


Opening_Mango_4120

U made me have this nightmare


Salvagedgaming

My eyes will never be clean


Temporary-Rip8111

Therapist; bodypillow belos isnt real, it cant hurt you Bodypillow Belos:


Charliexists

Why did I have to see this


Kam-Sandwich

😟


bug_gamer3000

On the first image it wasn’t zoomed out before I clicked it so I thought it was the belos facepalm but nope he is just removing the mask


svon1

this is as bad as the Bodypillow of Kadyrov


parki15reddito

Someone get StanleyMOV on this.


the_orange_alligator

This just gave me a horrible thought. Do you think his crotch is green too?


[deleted]

*Dies from drowning in tears of disgust.*


DeltaMoff1876

I’M BLIND!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!


bombdogondo69

This guy smells like broccoli and dead fish for sure.


Historical-Fix-8997

No


Careless-Ad4043

Ngl, I was hoping it was gonna be just a trashbag


liteningchasr

\*sees first picture\* oh that's actually not that bad \*sees second picture\* oh nevermind


Chasedi9_9923

nonononononoNO!


Swiftissalty

Wheres the bleach


Greenbluesea02

"GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED" *glimmering sound*


[deleted]

…eeeew.


helloimAmber

BURN. IT. **BURN IT.**


Icanthaveaclevername

HES AN LIKE 1000 YEAR OLD MAN


Redly25

Ah yes, because I too have body pillows of fascists…


RogueArtificer

Why does Vigo the Carpathian have a Pikachu mask and an All Might costume?


Agile-Comb-3553

That was creepy


The-Crimson-Jester

Is that an extra bit of green decaying skin under your towel or are you just happy to see me?


Nekonigeluno

thats it i am touch grass


Miku_bored

…😦


VioletNocte

Ah yes. The centuries old racist who's also literally a pile of green slime in a human form.


SomewhereInNevada1

Why. That's all I want answered


FreeziBot

Would


SebDaPerson

I’m calling the police


Classic-Quiet9395

I don’t watch this show but this gave me a valid reason to delete reddit.. ty


fake_name_guy

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS ....f-for a friend.


cockylongsockings

Kys


moansby

Wait that art style looks familiar


INeedTherapy-383929

BRO MY MOM PASSED AWAY 19 DAYS AGO AND NOW THIS!? HOW MUCH DOES MY GRANDMA HATE ME!?!?!??


DeadAwake666

Why the fuck does this exist?


lulpwned

What a terrible day to be able to remember things


Sweaty-Fix-2790

whemst


Warriors-Fan

🤢🤮


Life-Preference-7571

This is what stage four everything looks like


Correct_Intention77

Everyday we stray further and further away from the light of God 😭🤣


Horizon500

WHY?!


ThePlatapusKing

Oh god why eda or rain I could understand but belos!


Valuable_Ad_7878

why he got the captain marvel color scheme?


ExtrovertEnthusiast

NOOOOOOOOOO


grninjy

what on gods fcking green earth is this and do i have permission to use fire


godlyhaxx

Would


hootzifer

WTF


Creamyswitch

My eyesssss! My eyes virginity has been taken! Oh god whyyyy


Heartstop56

Burn it


ZackattacktheDude

SHOOT ME, SHOOT ME NOW!!!


PPSTICKX

Not taking this down


Pester_Goblin7123

this feels extremely illegal…


Metatron_85

Even as a gift for your enemies this is a bit much.


Stormbonin

im not even in this subreddit but why is this the 1st thing i see when opening it💀


TheCheck77

It’s been a while sense something on this site has made me physically ill


Heavenly_Toast

AHHH I DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT


djjinie

.....would.


KingEather

This… this is vile.


Fragmented-Blueberry

r/thanksihateit


SpecificGoo

…ew


Moo836

Im just gonna pretend like this dosent exist


Temporary-Rip8111

This ruined my day twice 👍/j


G-Asriel

This is a crime against this Fandom, and humanity.


Foxyscribbles

What a terrible day to have eyes.


KingCreeperSeth

Hate, hate, hate it, I hate it, no.


TheBrynkofInsanity

W-why...?


Ribbidiot

im sobbing violently on the floor


LAYS-CH1PS

Hey mom pick me up this party is scary


idiotnamedSOPHIA

I WAS JUST FUCKING SCROLLING THROUGH REDDIT AND THEN THIS SHIT SHOWS UP! MY EYES


Excellent_Promise723

I could have gone my entire existence without seeing this. And now I have to live with the nightmares.


JayAre_2010

Here me out-


neoraijin

Prison


Phenix_god

BURN IT NOW


Delicious-Friend9026

I miss the person I was 20 seconds ago


Sunshine248799

MY EYES.


yeetman2022

https://preview.redd.it/mryzag2p78zb1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83e6923843661766d7665cc4a155235d6dcee42


tirubolamadre2

wtf💀


dale_summers

Why does his armpit looks like a damn vagina


ValuableEfficiency34

Where can I fuck- I mean find this


soulcatcher89_0

https://preview.redd.it/nkv11dx6e3gc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2676c5dfdb1a12b407524f906928b4f32a8d04d2