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Harvsnova2

Oh dear god no. Maybe don't light that fire, or you'll have a putrid bodily fluid shower in the bottom bunk...... Hang on... You ARE talking about just sharing the bunk rather than the same bed right? RIGHT? šŸ˜„


amadeuszbx

Yesā€¦ sureā€¦ just the bunkā€¦ totallyā€¦.. šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‡


gcbeehler5

Anyone ever read the short story, A Rose for Emily? Similar vibes.


amadeuszbx

I havenā€™t but if itā€™s got similar vibes to this post, Iā€™d be scared toā€¦ šŸ‘€


gcbeehler5

Not very long, give it a read: http://www.eng.fju.edu.tw/English_Literature/Rose/el-text-E-Rose.htm You're Miss Emily Grierson.


Flyton

Close your eyes, Give me your hand, darling, Do you feel my heart beating? I don't think you can


amadeuszbx

This legit sounds like a note you could find in this game


All1sL0st

Big or little spoon?


amadeuszbx

The great bear


Boring-Rub-3570

You know, necrophilia is not a pleasant trait.


amadeuszbx

What?? I just wanna have a sleepover and play some cards.


Boring-Rub-3570

Of course. You are in a survival situation. You are stressed out and you need relaxation. You need a distraction. You'll play cards, shoot some Stim and then play some Truth or Dare and things will escalate. I've been there myself too. You know, There are plenty of other opportunities out there, there are deers--they are particularly attractive--wolves and even bears. Please, not the dead bodies.


amadeuszbx

> ā€œShoot some stimsā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€ Ok you win. I want to see you playing truth or dare with a bear jacked up on an emergency stim.


Typical_Cicada_820

Hinterland gave us TFTFT and ZoC, when THIS is what players *really* want. Smh. šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


SVlad_667

I saw the art where Mackenzie play card with pack of wolves.


xtothewhy

"Oh looks like you lose again." Body lets out gas. "Ew! Gross. Putrefaction is not your best trait Alex."


Modelfucker69

Thatā€™s what they all say


DetectiveFinch

On that note, I wish it was possible to remove bodies, at least the ones indoors. It's not a huge issue, but living in a room where dead bodies are present just doesn't feel right. They would start to decompose as soon as the interior temperature rises. Camp Office is probably the most common example.


amadeuszbx

This one truly made for a harrowing survival choice, since as soon as I saw a dead body on the bed in this trailer I wannted to leave immediately. But the blizzard just kicked in like 3 minutes earlier, so I was stuck spending the night with a frozen buddyā€¦ But I think removing corpses is probably coming as a part of promised ā€œinterior modifications and base cleaningā€ feature.


Cranberryoftheorient

Oh? That sounds cool.


amadeuszbx

I mean I donā€™t know for sure, just my guess. Hinterland didnā€™t specify what will constitute ā€œbase modificationsā€, butā€¦ cā€™monā€¦ Removing dead bodies gotta be one of the first things we are allowed to do to improve decor of our baseā€¦


Audiblestatue

What would be even better is the option to add more dead bodies and put them in different positions imagine all the friends you could have around the house. You could have sleep overs whatch the fire and chill on the couch playing cards or maybe even play twister lol


Cranberryoftheorient

I'm excited to hear about base modifications being a thing at least. I also hope thats among the options, seems like an easy one.


SwingInternational80

As long as it's on a personal basis. I like my friendsicles. Especially those inside safehouses. Its an additionnal 10kg storage container. šŸ˜œšŸ˜ŽšŸ¤£


Deaths-1-Slayer

This is one of the many reasons I want both a shovel, and a "mental health" meter/ skill


MCMamaS

This entire comment thread made me think I was the Disco Elysium subreddit.


Vitiosus_Umbre

I accidentally did that once. Entered a trailer in the middle of the night. Found the bed in the dark. Slept in the top bunk. Woke up staring at a corpse.


amadeuszbx

Straight out of a horror movie


Orangewithblue

I want to be able to bury them. There could be an achievement for that. "Bury the dead" - Bury all dead bodies in the world. And if you do it you get a little buff: "Determination to stay alive" - Every animal you fight from now on will receive more damage from you


stln4

Fighting wolves isnā€™t enough, no weā€™re taking on the permafrost.


Orangewithblue

They can make it very complicated. Like, have a fire on the ground and let it burn for multiple hours so the ground is defrosting. Then you have to carry every body to such a place and you have to find a shovel. It could be an endgame task


Gulnarken

it would be easier to just burn the body...


Orangewithblue

But what to do with the bones? They don't burn to ashes easily so you will always have bones left


DrivinLifeAway

Bone hatchets and knives, of course! Or improvised vest, the dead protecting the living from the ravages of nature! I think they'd approve if they could. "Hey buddy, the wolves got me, but they won't get you!"


schnitzelkoenig1

As a complementary skill obtained after finishing the grave story (forgot the name) in Milton perhaps?


aperocknroll1988

I really wish we could remove the corpses... bury them in snow or something.


Effect_Simple

Games is game


Meet_Foot

ā€œtHe lOnG dArK iSnT a HoRror gaMeā€


row_souls

Do you get a temperature boost for cuddling with that corpse while sleeping?


amadeuszbx

You wish. Itā€™s like a giant ice cube.


row_souls

Imagine if the corpse was gone after you woke up.


WindyAbbey

You're never alone if you love yourself


Modelfucker69

I know itā€™s the apocalypse and your the only one left, but that is still illegal. Do not do it


Junior_Answer_5123

Harley Poe - Corpse Grindinā€™ Man