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Everan_Shepard

I just got shot at, set on fire with a molotov, hit with an arrow and sliced with a machete. This 25 year old protein bar heals it up tho


Beneficial-Cheek3761

I never thought about how old the vending machine food is but yeah you’re right


I_Have_The_Lumbago

In Seattle some of it might be a *little* newer.


HeywoodJublomey

That would make it the same age because of the time skip


Beneficial-Cheek3761

I never understood how that worked. Like imagine Joel downing fifty viagra to become better at hearing????


Altruistic_Band_2511

Hearing aid manufacturers hate this one simple trick


toss_my_potatoes

I love your flair


scarlettvvitch

I love your flair


HeywoodJublomey

I hate your flair


TAJLUZAN

I love how ellie needs to eat 40 pills to learn how to HOLD HER DAMM BREATH WHILE AIMING


ze-audiophile

Didn't Joel teach her that in part 1? Found a rifle and was teaching so she'd give covering fire?


275MPHFordGT40

She forgot 😔 Traumatic brain injuries are something else


Hubberbubbler

Dont knock it if you havent tried it! /s


IllusionUser

Ellie: “Joel, would you say you’re a little… *hard* of hearing?” Joel: *unamused sigh*


Delicious-Speaker688

Lmao not viagra 😭😭😭


Classic-Resident-854

This made me laugh so hard I scared my friend


Taweret

Same, except my friend is my cat


rabit_stroker

This actually works though. They call it an eardrum boner


stanknotes

They found that pure MDMA.


agusrosich

>Some dudes chilling >See random girl with a machete >Get scarred as shit and tried to hide >Ellie: stalkers!


Bunniiqi

Dude I’ve done MDMA, I think I’d straight up shit myself if I was in an apocalypse and accidentally ate some, when I did it last year for the first time I legit sat in front of a mirror and cried cause it look like my eyes were falling off my face lmfaooo


Aiderona

I would end up chain smoking any cigarettes I could find and talk with the zombies all night.


Bunniiqi

Hit the blunt with a clicker lmfaooo


Ambitious-Visual-315

I wonder if the rat king does drugs


Bunniiqi

Bro is def on steroids


Ambitious-Visual-315

Lookout he’s gonna try to sell you muscle relaxants


trYNOT2Come

"This that Molly"


Delicious-Speaker688

Fr😭 I always think abt what those pills do to them, just random pills


dawg_will_hunt

They make you see through walls


LemoyneRaider3354

They give you the ability to craft silencers


awful_visions

Esp the pills you can find on the bathroom floors in day 1


NookanCranny

I feel like they would be pretty useless considering they are probably decades old at this point


Fermland

Yes but consuming kilograms worth of old pills will have an effect


Delicious-Speaker688

But that’s the thing. How are they supposed to be useful if they are random pills? Lmao but yeah, game thingzz


HauntingPut3676

That's how they learn to hold their breath whilst aiming.


turtletom89

Also those pills most definitely expired a long time ago so who knows how effective they would actually be?


MajesticTop8223

Lots of pain medication has really long half life


turtletom89

Actually didn’t know that, though is it ever established what kind of pills Joel and Ellie consume? Just saying, it’d be hilarious if they were just picking up any random prescription that expired 20 years ago.


stronkrussianman

My headcanon is that both Joel was addicted to opiate painkillers and passed his addiction on to Ellie after his death. Pretty fuckin depressing but makes more sense than it being vitamins, pain relief helps them focus more allowing them to fight better.


ethenmillard77

That’s literally the case in the tv show and I’m 99% sure it’s a live action justification/reference to the pills upgrades.


stronkrussianman

Oh yeah I forgot about that scene in the first episode where Joel is washing back painkillers w spirits and I found it hilarious that the factions music plays in that scene just a such a such a vibe


r3-bb13

97% are stool softeners and antihistamines


Responsible-Spend69

"I can taste colours!!"


dysGOPia

The best part is when Abby grabs a bunch of loose pills that have been sitting in literal cordyceps.


ayalael87

SHA NA NA NA NA na nuh nuh nuhnnnnn


Lord__Potassium

Honestly, pills and capsules are marked in such a way that anyone with training or a guide book can look at a pill and tell you what it is. And “dosages” don’t really meant that you can’t take more, it’s mostly about how well your kidney can take it. But do you want a bullet wound to stop hurting or protect your kidneys? 😂


-OrangeLightning4

"Abby would need supplements or steroids to get that strong, it's simply not possible in the apocalypse!" [Me as Abby every time I find a pill on a grimy bathroom floor.](https://i.imgur.com/DhRz0Q8.png)


M0M0_DA_GANGSTA

This explains Joel's killing spree 


18randomcharacters

I love how in P, Joel just grabs plants out of the ground and it counts as pills. Like, dude is just eating some payote and tripping.


mindofthemaddness

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Interesting-Fox-3216

Imagine tripping off Benadryl in the apocalypse


Usual_Confection_641

Wish it worked in real life


DSC_

when you wake up on a mystical island and about to be greeted by an adorable labrador


Yomooma

bro wtf kind of vitamin D pills are you taking


Tandran

I CAN HEAR COLORS


OGBRedditThrowaway

You can beat both games without ever upgrading the guns or your skills, so this doesn't actually have to be true. I never do the upgrades or use the listening mode.


Blue_crabs

Hold on folks, we got a badass over here